The Catholics Are Disgusted With Susan Sarandon For Calling The Pope A Nazi

Any grown woman who proudly licks a giant piece of shiny wood in public can almost do no wrong in my eyes, so I’m already on Team Louise. But in case you need more reasons before choosing a side (you should really choose our side since we have booze other than wine and children are definitely not allowed on our side), here’s the whole story…

At the Hamptons Film Festival on Saturday, Bob Balaban of Newsweek was interviewing Susan Sarandon about her career when she admitted to sending Pope John Paul II a copy of Dead Man Walking and then she pulled my abuelita’s black lace praying veil off when she called the current Pope a “nazi.” Susan put it like this: “The last [pope]. Not this Nazi one we have now.” After Bob clutched his rosary with his eyes, Susan melted the communion wafers some more by repeating herself.

Pope Eggs Benedict (aka Pope Palpatine) was a Hitler Youth and says that he was forced to do so. Bill Donohue, the blow hole who runs the Catholic League, responded to Susan Sarandon’s comment and made it clear that she will not get an invitation to the Pope’s Prada trunk show party anytime soon:

“Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted into the Nazi Youth the way every other 14-year-old German boy was at the time. Unlike most others, he not only refused to go to the compulsory meetings — he actually deserted the Hitler Youth! Which is precisely why Jews today regard him as a friend, not as an enemy.”

In short, what Sarandon said is positively obscene.”

You know, Bill Donohue completely moved me into changing sides. He’s right. What came out of Susan’s mouth was positively obscene! POSITIVELY! It’s about as positively obscene as hiding child touchers (like the fucking Harriet Tubman of holy pedophiles). Oh…wait….

via E! Online