Monday, October 17th 2011

Former Fat Bitch Calls Fat Bitch A Fat Bitch, Again

Back when Kelly Osbourne had a fupa that couldn't quit and an open invitation to join Celebrity Fit Club, she claims that Xtina constantly Mean Girl-ed her by calling her a fat fat fatty bitch. Well, now that Kelly's chunk has slid off of her body and made its way to the thighs of Snookitina, she's returning the favor. Kelly has already said on an episode of Fashion Police that Xtina called her fat for so many years and "who's the fat bitch now?," and she went back for more this weekend. Joan Rivers' brought up a picture of Xtina at the Michael Jackson Tribute looking like Axl Rose as Hatchet Face and Kelly said that even at her fattest she was never that fat. UsWeekly broke it down:

On E!'s Fashion Police Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."

But Ozzy's daughter wasn't the only cohost to attack Aguilera's figure. "Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again," Joan Rivers sniped.

"I'm looking at this and thinking, 'Well, she's put on weight. This just isn't flattering,'" George Kotsiopoulos said. "But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it's just bad."

Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.

"Trust me," she said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."

Are we sure Xtina didn't murder the life out of Kelly's favorite puppy and use its red blood as lip paint, because DAMN. Kelly is holding onto that grudge tighter than a pair of Spanx panties holds down Xtina's bloated gunt. Yes, the feeling called sweet satisfaction trickles into my dead heart whenever I go on Facebook and see pictures of my junior high school bullies looking like a swollen anal gland with only two hairs on top, but you don't see me gloating all over their statuses. No, I upload their fugly picture to Hot or Not (yes, Hot or Not still exists) and laugh when they don't even get one star. That's what ADULTS do, Kelly!

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Christina can lose weight and look gorgeous. Kelly on the other hand is just ugly no matter what. Her face alone weighs more than Christina probably.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:43am.

I envy you for such a wonderful grandfather.

Amen! Some of of the most harmful attitudes among feminists is that men are all secretly yearning to put women back in the kitchen, that they don't support equal rights, and that women can't be misogynists (trust me, I can find plenty).

That's a typical misinformation spread and perpetuated by men and women to discredit feminism in general and make feminists look like deluded and hysterical people suffering from paranoia. I admit that within every movement there are certain individuals or trends that give the whole movement a bad rep but only if people don't make an effort to educate themselves and rather believe the nonsense they're told which most of the time only reassures them of their own prejudices. I won't deny that there aren't any radical feminists who hate men, are not interested in gender equality and want women to rule the world, still, that doesn't mean that you can say about every feminist that they hate men and want world domination. That's bullshit!

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I HATE Kelly 'pig faced' Osbourne. She is a famous celebrity sprog, that's it!

I normally don't pick on people's weight issues (I have my own lol) but Kelly was much heavier than Christina has ever been. If kelly is gonna be a nasty bitch than she should expect the same in return.

And the sweetest revenge on a bully like Kelly is that no matter how much weight she loses she STILL has a fat head, neck, legs and arms.

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@ A.cotw thanks for those wise words!

@ Allessandra - so so true about maher. i am in the uk yet even i know about the crap he comes out with because of the blogs i read. it amazing that people in the public eye who claim to be "liberal", and paint themselves as such like him still have very backward opinions on women and a lot of people dont see though it! i know many people who are anti-racism, pro animal rights etc but see nothing wrong or even refuse to acknowledge their mysoginistic views. ugh!

These two bitches. smh

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Kelly must be using what I call the "Hollywood size chart" because there is no way she is a 2/4.

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Joan Rivers is a hateful bitch who wouldn't recognize real body parts if they bit her.
Sounds like Priss Osbourne is taking the same route.

Christina is a mess, but I'm not sure I would be going off on someone who is on a show that actually has an audience.

Kelly, close your mouth... You look like an over inflated blow up doll.

Submitted by tasty dish on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:51am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:43am.

Your grandfather sounds like a very wise and wonderful man. How lucky you've been to have him in your life.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:43am.

My grandfather said and lived by the following words:
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Team Snookitina!*picks the leggins' out of my bum*

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Jesus, let it go already! im sure alot of people made fun of you for your weight - are you going to put them all on blast (fingers crossed she doesnt!!) ugh, i couldn't give two shits about either of these wastes of spaces, but at least Snooktina has gotten to where she is because of her talent (face it, bitch got a voice - slow clap for her) and not because of who her daddy is. and how in the HELL did she get a gig on a fashion show? seriously!? seriously. how!? who'd she blow!?! i have so many problems with her, that fat is the last on my list. lets see, shall we?
1. famewhore (at least your older sister Amy had enough sense to not be on that ridiculous show your mom pimped you out for. unless that was your idea?)
2. name-dropper (you are lucky everyone and their mama know about ozzy. otherwhise they would be like who!?)
3. i find the media coverage and quotes you gave about Amy Winehouse post death to be attrocious. if she was really your friend, you would have been devestated and done a lot more than just interviews. what a heartless piece of trash
4. again, how are you on a fashion show? the hell do you know about fashion!? and shopping at the galleria in high school doesn't count as experience or a trained eye you daft loon

note, none of these critisms were based on weight or appearance. i could give a shit if you looked like a runway model or a homeless lady, you are a truly despicable person just on your own right through your actions and your carelessness

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Kelly should keep those comments to herself. Her chances of being Xtina's body double are HUGE.

A. cotw: I love your grandfather. There ARE good men out there.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:43am.

Your grandfather sounds like a very wise and wonderful man. How lucky you've been to have him in your life.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:26am.
whoa there, lil heffa.

Fits her to a tee. Love it.

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@Bambam,Bjork,Danni,Dementa & Sans Fards:

My grandfather said and lived by the following words:

1. A woman who cares too much about being pretty will never accomplish much, and will be completely useless as soon as her looks fade. (He refused to tell his daughters or grand daughters that they were good-looking.)
2. The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
3. What's inside your head matters more than what's on top of it.Stop fussing with your hair and go read the newspaper.
4.Only a stupid woman tries to manipulate a man-it's dishonest to flirt instead of saying what you mean.
5. Don't get married until you finish your education, whether it's a trade school or a university.
6. Don't be an educated fool, either-not all knowledge comes from books.
7. Don't expect a man to take care of you forever. (This is when he'd explain that his mother was widowed in the flu pandemic after WWI, and brag about how wonderful she was in every way.)
8. If you marry a man who mistreats you or the children leave at once. You will always have a home with me.
9. Think for yourself.
10. A girl can be anything including president of GM if she works hard.

He cooked,baked,cleaned,helped my grandmother with all housework, told his neighbors to shut up if they mocked him for hanging the laundry or sewing a baby's layette -there was no such thing as woman's work except childbirth-and taught his daughters to repair things.
His respect for females and refusal to follow gender roles were signs of a true feminist.

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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:01am.
take your tops off & fight like real women

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:30am.

Amen! Some of of the most harmful attitudes among feminists is that men are all secretly yearning to put women back in the kitchen, that they don't support equal rights, and that women can't be misogynists (trust me, I can find plenty).
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Right, Im not trying to stir up things, but there are still men outthere who opress women and want us back in the kitchen.

And a hell of alot men DO NOT support or want equality. Look at Bill Maher and the shit he said.

I am a feminist, and could not be any prouder of it. It saddens me when women wanna be "one of the boys" or adapt a behaviour that is against their own gender just to be "cool" or more popular with the male crowd.

I get so annoyed and frustrated over 'male conforming' women.

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Kelly Osbourne is talentless and fugly--she can lose weight all she wants but that gigantic melon of hers isn't getting any smaller and her legs will always look hideously stumpy and fat.

Oh, and she ain't no size 2-4. I don't give a fuck what she claims.

X-tina is currently a fatty but unlike KO, she's hot and attractive when she's at a good weight.

Lastly, CA is actually good enough at something that her fame is entirely self-earned--unlike nasty, completely useless Kelly Osbourne.

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I'm going to put it this way: Who's behind every man, even from birth? who's responsible for his upbringing? who's responsible for his most basic morals, the basic building blocks from wich he will construct his whole philosophy of life afterwards? his mother. And what is his mother? a fucking woman. So if men are misogynistic pigs, it's because women have failed to change their present, and hence their future. If you want to change the world, teach your sons, your brothers, your cousins, etc. with a better example and a better set of morals.

And yeah, there is no worse threat to women's rights than women themselves due to the same reasoning as above. WE as mothers have the POWER to change society because we are the ones raising our children, so we get to decide wich path society will take. If YOU as a woman keep on basing your self worth on petty shit like how pretty you are, how cool your clothes are, how expensive your car is or how big or small your cloth sizes are, you will perpetuate vapid women with your little girls and men who think women are stupid with your little boys. After all, we learn by example.

Fuck this "men are pigs" bullshit. We have failed, plain and simple.

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I KNOW that fat drug addict is not calling someone out. I can't stand the Osbournes. When did Kelly become a fashion plate? She needs to sit her sloppy no talent ass down somewhere at get out of my face. Xtina might be a fat bitch, but the ho has some serious talent.

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Snookitina... now that's funny. Fat chicks who aggressively think they're hot are hilarious...

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Xtina can drop the weight.
Kelly will always be fug.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:45am.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:30am.

Amen! Some of of the most harmful attitudes among feminists is that men are all secretly yearning to put women back in the kitchen, that they don't support equal rights, and that women can't be misogynists (trust me, I can find plenty).

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I hate hearing young women today saying "I'm not a feminist, BUT..." Feminist thinkers are responsible for a great many achievements in gender equity and while that is something to be celebrated, why aren't today's women's libbers concerned with the lagging number of men who go to college (43% men vs 57% women)? Or the fact that there are 4 male suicides for every 1 female suicide? Today's feminists would do well to acknowledge that such disparities exist and that women's rights should not come at the expense of men's rights...coz that doesn't benefit either sex.

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@ A.cotw your comments is perfection, so i'm quoting for truth:

"The beauty myth states that most women are hopelessly unattractive and inadequate. Though it existed before capitalism,it serves the market very well by encouraging women to spend money on all sorts of goods and services to correct their "flaws". The beauty myth also distracts women from spending their time on achieving goals and gaining power."

this also feeds into the idea men are attracted to women "naturally" by their looks while women are not attracted to men by their looks-and believe me many an argument has ensued-i've heard women being called shallow for commenting on good looking men but men saved this heckling because "thats just how men are". ugh. to bring it back to the topic if these two women were men the importance of their weight loss/gain would not have been drilled into them so young hense xtina probably wouldnt have started the fight hense this would not have happened. oh society, how fucked up you are!

"No, I upload their fugly picture to Hot or Not (yes, Hot or Not still exists) and laugh when they don't even get one star."

Fucking awesome. lmao

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I've had my picture on hotornot for like 5 or 6 years now and still rank a 9.9 woot ^.^

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I would so love to put those two together in a room and have them bitch-slap each other to death.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:34am.

Karma, while not necessarily instant, is quite delicious when it comes through.

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I do agree on that notion. I have seen former tormentors let themselves go, but I just gloat on the inside. That's one thing Kelly doesn't understand, is that it's waay more civilized to keep some shit to yourself and just let 'em stay fat (otherwise you're just going to give them motivation to lose the weight, etc.).

I will say though, I fucking hate it when former fatties become fatty haters. Like the victim becoming a bully. It's just fucking stupid. I've been losing weight myself and I just can't imagine stooping to that low b/c I still at least remember a time when I felt my lowest.

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Kelly may have lost weight, but she still has pig legs.

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While Kelly needs to shut her lipstick on a pig liar mouf...Xtina gets ZERO sympathy from me. Not worth fighting over who's the bigger cunt, when they both are...

I remember o o o oh oh whoaaa I REMEMBER! Her taking glee in BritBrit's breakdown. Karma's a bitch Xtina and it comes bearing plenty of booze and donuts. HaHa on you!

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A taste of her own medicine must be bitter for Christina indeed; however whenever I diss someone it seems to come right back on me so I'll say it's just baby weight and will come off eventually. cringes.

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Kelly is just mad because she is hongrey! Bitch needs to stop denying the fat bitch inside and just eat.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:53am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:47am.

Accusing feminists of misogyny is a typical derailing tactic.

Also, it's not possible for men to be feminists, any more than it is possible for slaveowners to be abolitionists. All men, even the nice ones, benefit from women's oppression.

Thanks for playing.
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Sorry! I wasn't playing, and I certainly didn't mean to accuse you of misogyny. My comment was badly written and awkward. Here's what I meant:

The beauty myth states that most women are hopelessly unattractive and inadequate. Though it existed before capitalism,it serves the market very well by encouraging women to spend money on all sorts of goods and services to correct their "flaws". The beauty myth also distracts women from spending their time on achieving goals and gaining power.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:30am.

Amen! Some of of the most harmful attitudes among feminists is that men are all secretly yearning to put women back in the kitchen, that they don't support equal rights, and that women can't be misogynists (trust me, I can find plenty).

That said, Kelly needs to shut her fucking mouth. Nobody cares what she thinks, and she's putting on weight herself. In a year or two, she'll binge on donuts and end up in tabloids as a "worst body."

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i can be as catty as the next bitch, but it kinda makes me sad that women still have to resort to a number to determine our self-worth. "I'm a 4..6..14..." what-thefuck-ever. i never hear men refer to themselves as their waist size.

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Kelly Osbourne needs to hush her mouth because we ALL know she is just ONE cheeseburger away from hopping back on the fatty train!

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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:12am.

Sorry if that sounds obnoxious. Having said that,I'll admit to gloating if a former tormentor fails at life or loses her looks, and anyone who gets in my face too much knows I have a vicious streak.
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Amen. I have seen recent photos of a tormentor of mine (in high school) and I will admit to gloating gleefully at how far the mighty can fall.

Karma, while not necessarily instant, is quite delicious when it comes through.

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Kelly should hold her tongue - esp. as she is starting to put the weight back on...

...so many people think when they lose weight they will be forever thin. Not so.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:53am.

Accusing feminists of misogyny is a typical derailing tactic.

Also, it's not possible for men to be feminists, any more than it is possible for slaveowners to be abolitionists. All men, even the nice ones, benefit from women's oppression.

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Not true. Feminism is supposed to be about achieving EQUALITY--that is, equal economic, political, and social rights for women. A man who supports equal rights for men AND women is a feminist.

Who dominates the editorial boards of the fashion mags that glorify thin and youthful above all else? It's not the gender with the XY chromosomes. No one is more superficial towards women's appearances then their fellow women.
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Kelly is mean spirited and always has something bad to say about someone.

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whoa there, lil heffa.
fugulera has just hit a patch but jelly o is fat fighter forever. she can't even be smaller without looking like a blubby plumper.
this is like courtney love calling out someone for looking like shit.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Sharon is a nasty bully. She invented it.

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I think that Kelly's bitterness comes from the fact that she KNOWS that she will always have to fight the fat. She also knows that Xtina had to really let herself go to get as big as she is.

I believe the term is "metabolism envy".

I must also add that I am even tired of reading my own writing, saying that "Xtina has great pipes/talent/ability." Yes, she has natural singing ability and a huge range. However, I couldn't tell you one of her songs besides "Genie in a Bottle", and I don't even remember how it goes. Plus her style is obnoxious.
Having a great instrument and using it properly are two different things. She reminds me of Patti LaBelle in that they both screech too much. It's like every song is "The Grand Finale".

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So sorry to hear about Giuliana Rancic's breast cancer diagnosis. Thank goodness her doctor ordered the mammogram. She said she had been tested for the breast cancer gene due to an aunt having the disease, and was negative, yet she still was diagnosed with breast cancer at age 36. Quite scary but it sounds like she is extremely lucky for her doctor's insistence that she have the mammogram.

As far as Kelly goes, I agree she should take the high road and not say anything about Christina's weight gain. You never know when you could gain some of your weight back & it's just better to not stoop to Christina's level.

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Kelly Osbourne has a face like a fucking foot and she needs to shut the hell up. No matter how big Xtina gets, at least she has talent.

Bjork and Mickey:
Thank you.

Joan Rivers has spent years and fortunes on her looks:diet, designer clothing,hair styling, and countless plastic surgeries, with very little to show for it. In an interview, she stated that she graduated from college Phi Beta Kappa and KNEW that a woman's looks are her greatest asset.
"No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card."
That line disgusted me.

Sorry if that sounds obnoxious. Having said that,I'll admit to gloating if a former tormentor fails at life or loses her looks, and anyone who gets in my face too much knows I have a vicious streak.

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Kelly hated Christina long before any "fat" comment came into play. She used to rag on Christina on the stupid Osbourne show, saying Christina couldn't sing and was talentless. Sharon would egg her on. So who's the real bully?