Wednesday, October 19th 2011
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Joe ManJello And His Lady Friend In Hawaii
And here I was thinking that the mythical ripped stallions of pure beef from the magical land of the International Male catalog were not real creatures that existed in life, but then Joe Mangliaonowhatevernamesarecheap proves me wrong once again by bringing out his He-Man doll body in Hawaii yesterday. You know, normally I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute, but staring at Joe's steel cum gutters... Oh, who the hell am I trying to fool with this "I prefer" shit. I prefer anything that doesn't suddenly remember he has a kidney stone to pass when he grabs onto my lonjas before making the love.
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i thought he was engaged?
also are bellybutton rings still popular?
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He was on Chelsea Lately (only thing I know him from) and he's just... so... bland. He probably does think muscles makes him interesting.... Only for about an hour or so. *wink wink*
Her? She looks fine. A long waist on a tiny frame does look odd, though. (Pippa Middleton has the same body type.)
Submitted by Hellraiser on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:34pm.
Dang, there are some harsh comments up in here about Alcide's lady friend. She has the same build as me, including the bolt-ons. *checks bolt-on to torso ratio in mirror*
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Well, good morning, I'm jack....
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
He's HAWT
Would.Do.That.
He is hot, and could GET IT.
His side piece?
Not so much!
When your titty balls weigh more than the rest of your entire body?
Houston, we have a problem!
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I don't watch True Blood so is this guy a good actor or just a body?
Do women with her figure only do yoga or Pilates, run, or work out their lower bodies because she doesn't have any muscle bulk on top. I say this because I lift 8 lb weights and I get pretty bulky, buff.
Joe and his lady lust, meh. I'd much rather see pictures of Askars and Salma Hayak half-dressed on the beach. And oh yeah, both.
I skipped the gym today because it was raining outside and watched america's next top model allstars online and drag beer instead....sigh
Nevermind that he's almost too perfect and obviously using steroids.. I want that side of beef in a bad way.
And double damn!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Damn!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Damn!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Oh yes I would!!
Thumb 5... where's her chin?
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:33pm.
Bjork, you're such a flirt!
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Back off, bitch. The doggone girl is mine. Don't waste your time, becks, because the doggone girl is mine. She's miiiiiiiiiiine...
Bjork, you're such a flirt!
Feeler
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:03pm.
Nothing is less sexy than a shaved, plucked, and tattooed hardbody. Gross.
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Girl, what's wrong with a guy who works out (and not so much that he looks like my kid's Lego truck driver) and who can pick up hot chicks? Jealous much? You are such a silly rabbit, boston5150.
His body is close to perfect.
boston61, just so you know, I am not a single mother. I would never choose to do that myself, but I don't make judgements about those who do, unless they know they can't afford kids and still keep having them.
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"She's supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."
-Judge Stephanie Sautner
what does he do again?
he looks about as interested in her as he would a plate of oatmeal....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I don't know who this guy is, but I have some clothes I'd like to wash on those abs...
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
drool.
but lose the long pants, wtf. legs please, alcide. why the hell are men these days so obsessed with wearing long ass pants to go swimming? it cant be for comfort, and it looks like ass. (and no-ass, at the same time)
i bet the both of them spend hours in the mirror admiring their beauty...
oh...and i shamelessly would....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
barzzini
The face has to be changed or covered but he is delicious.
I'm going to the gym tomorrow am.
I like Barbie too *_*
That bitch looks guuuuud! I wish I had more discipline when it came to food so i can look like that.
*reaches for 3rd slice of leftover meat lovers pizza*
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
Aye what it is ho?
*sucks teeth, clicks tongue*
...would you look at that? Nice.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
team backward baseball caps.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm not kicking him out...yet.
Re: him. Oh HELL, yeah. I have no clue who he is, how douchey he may be, don't care about the backwards baseball hat. Yes, I sure would.
He looks like the front half of a goddamn centaur.
In a totally yummy way,
Submitted by Hellraiser on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:34pm.
oh she's hot. no doubt about it. & i really do love barbie. so you go girl. :)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
oops...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I got a hug from him at Dragon*Con this year and he smells delicious.
I may be in the minority here but I like men who have hair on their bodies and are toned but not with super abs or anything. I don't want to do my laundry on his stomach. He really turns me off because I'm sure he is all about himself and his looks. High maintenance to the both of them.
I'm beginning to think there's a big man-mold somewhere to get these six-pack thoraxes.
The guy crawl in. The mold is shut down over them. A big whoooosh of steam. Plop. Out comes another, awwww, hunk.
Doesn't cream my jeans. I prefer a little more natural man meat. But whatever turns ur crank.
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I know not who these whores be...but their bodies are crazy. His body looks riiight!!! Hotness.
Muchos gracias for makin my panty wet MK!!
What a jerk off, is this plastic barbie his ex-fiance or a new piece? He sure moves fast. I came across this dudes myspace a while ago because he performed on a stage play here and I thought he was a really good actor but that was years before True Blood and after seeing all these douchey moves ughhhh Just another dumb pecker. I mentioned the MySpace because it was when he was not known at all and it was accessible, he seemed like a down to earth dude with normal theater geek friends. Hollywood sure fucks people up and turns them into dirt bags
How do all these woman manage to look so board like? It must be hard.
Dang, there are some harsh comments up in here about Alcide's lady friend. She has the same build as me, including the bolt-ons. *checks bolt-on to torso ratio in mirror*
And Joe is walking sex. I's ride that wolf any way, any day.
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It should be illegal for either of them to wear clothes. Holy shit!! The things I would do to that man...
parissucksliterally
So you were kind enough to birth a baby for a guy who could care less about you? So giving of you?
LOL @ PSL!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I still don't know who he is and I can't google him since I don't even know what his real name is, LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Despite the beefcake, he's not a dummy. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon. http://my.cmu.edu/portal/site/admission/adm_statistics/
So he likes bimbos. He just ended an engagement and is single again, of course he's going to whore around. Who among us wouldn't?
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:03pm.
Nothing is less sexy than a shaved, plucked, and tattooed hardbody. Gross.
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except a single mother hating loser who still lives in his mother's basement.
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"She's supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."
-Judge Stephanie Sautner
Nothing is less sexy than a shaved, plucked, and tattooed hardbody. Gross.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:40pm.
EC,
Not Robin Thicke's wife! I have a girl crush on that ho.
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Sowwy!
Oh, I do hate Zach Getafuckingclueuppacus, but he was sort of funny in Due Date, but mostly because RDJ was so awful to him!
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:40pm.
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:36pm.
Question of the day - was it worth it Jack? People always say, "what I wouldn't give for 1 hour with that........" So fess up, you had that, was it worth it?
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Nope.... it's not the body that makes the person. Looks don't hurt, but that's not what you ultimately fall in love with... it's the person on the inside.
ETA: wait, you may mean sexually... was it worth it? nah... I've had better.
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Actually Joe is not dumb, but he loves dem bimbos.
He is my kind of handsome and I'd fuck him stupid (or more stupid).
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
LOL @ this whole post. I don't know who he is, but I gots me a new sig line. Thanks, MK!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK