ScarJo And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Might Be Doing It
If you've had your tongue on Sean Penn's golden raisin taint as he yammered on about saving Haiti, you too would try to cleanse your brain of that terrifying memory by spinning on the dick of grown men who used to be child actors. That's pretty much what ScarJo is trying to do. ScarJo has already bounced her chichis on the face of Kieran Culkin and now UsWeekly is saying that she can answer the question: "What does the inside of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's mouth feel like?"
The details from UsWeekly as every trick who cried snot tears during 50/50 screams out, "Third rock from the NOOOOO!!!!":
Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month. "They were kissing," an eyewitness tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday. "They were very lovey."It wasn't the first time Johansson, 26, and Gordon-Levitt, 30, hit the town together. The duo dined at Hundred Acres in NYC's SoHo area in late July.
Although a source tells Us that Ryan Reynolds' ex and Gordon-Levitt have been "discussing a project for a while [but] have never kissed," another insider explains, "They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it's gone beyond that now."
One of ScarJo's friend says that it was just a kiss, which is polite talk for "She's a slut." But really, it was just a damn kiss. Maybe ScarJo was telling JGL that she can't get the rancid taste of Sean Penn's old nuts out of her mouth and he was curious to see what she was talking about. Who knows.
ScarJo really doesn't have a type, though. Bitch went from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn to Kieran Culkin to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Four of these are not like the other. You better watch out, because ScarJo may get on your favorite white actor to fap to next. Where ScarJo's coochie will stop next, nobody knows.
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go go git it, the sister girl from home alone 3 pre-surgery and boob job.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:50pm.
Ugh, I thought that movie would never end. Even weed didn't help. When it was finally over, I was thinking about the lost several hours that I could have spent cruising porn sites.
I can't hate on you. I've been weed free for a month or so - trying to get a new job - so I'm looking thru a different set of lenses. I thought the concept of stealing dreams was entertaining - but of course it can't compare to porn.
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What can? (Inserting "porn" for "you" while singing Sinaed O'Connor's "Nothing Compares to 2U.")
Good luck on the job shit, NC.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:25pm.
He's intelligent, charming and funny. The kind of guy I want to date, and not the kind of guy I end up dating. OF COURSE he's gay
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You're on fire tonight,Wilma. I loved this guy on Third Rock from the Sun. He looks so smug standing next to her.
Keep on spreading the herpes, kids. Good job. I don't care about these two.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:50pm.
Ugh, I thought that movie would never end. Even weed didn't help. When it was finally over, I was thinking about the lost several hours that I could have spent cruising porn sites.
I can't hate on you. I've been weed free for a month or so - trying to get a new job - so I'm looking thru a different set of lenses. I thought the concept of stealing dreams was entertaining - but of course it can't compare to porn.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:43pm.
Ugh, I thought that movie would never end. Even weed didn't help. When it was finally over, I was thinking about the lost several hours that I could have spent cruising porn sites.
scarjo does everyone
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Why the hell not?
What I want to know is, what happened to her TITS?!?!?!
Submitted by SitInACorner on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 8:47pm.
I will not live is a world where Tommy Solomen is gay!!!! What would Dick think?!?!?!
August would whoop that trick. ScarJo is one lucky, lucky bitch. I'd hit JGL, Reynolds and Culkin (especially as Igby). But not Penn, because he skeers me. August would whoop that trick, too.
Tom-mey .... another 3rd Rock reference. I have got to pick up that series on DVD. It's still as funny today as it was when it was on TV.
I actually picked up a DVD (for $10) that he was in last week - Inception - the dream stealing movie. I enjoyed it. I also believe he has one in the works - something about cancer. My brother, who let me borrow his 3rd Rock DVD was just saying he hadn't seen him in anything in years - but he's definitely out there.
Don't know or care if he's gay or not - have always enjoyed his performances.
"You better watch out, because ScarJo may get on your favorite white actor to fap to next."
She'd best stay the hell away from my man, Sid Haig.
I don't care what you hookers say, ScarJo is pretty and has nice tits. As for this coupling, cute.
GD, I thought that was Kiki Drunkst.
No, JGL, just no.
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Put on your lip gloss, plump your chichis and let's get back to the main event.
~ Michael K
He's intelligent, charming and funny. The kind of guy I want to date, and not the kind of guy I end up dating. OF COURSE he's gay.
I certainly can't blame her.
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"She's supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."
-Judge Stephanie Sautner
"Maybe ScarJo was telling JGL that she can't get the rancid taste of Sean Penn's old nuts out of her mouth and he was curious to see what she was talking about."
Ahhhaha... MK, you're so wrong yet so right.
She looks high as a kite there, look at her eyes.
Also,
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 9:00pm.
He also has kept his nose clean...
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Um, his brother died of a drug overdose and probably consumed more drugs than any human on Earth and that was his role-model, just saying.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
I don't think Scarjo is trashy, but she's never really done anything for me, looks or acting-wise. She has to be one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood...just plain boring.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I read an interview with this guy for some reason, and wow is he dumb. I was surprised actually.... stunningly vapid and stupid. So I guess that explains why he'd be with ScarJo, anyway. At least that mystery is solved.
Me next Scarjo.
I gotsta' be betta' than this cat ya' standin' with.
I know what time it is girl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b05TOmn_Flo&feature=related
He was very funny on 3rd rock. He also has kept his nose clean and seems to be getting good roles as an adult. He should steer clear of this drama whore.
Where ScarJo's coochie will stop next, nobody knows.
Hahahaha - MK, that has to be Hot Sentence of the Month!
I will not live is a world where Tommy Solomen is gay!!!! What would Dick think?!?!?!
Okay, now I'm confused because he is very gay.
She goes from Reynolds, who "paid his dues" to get where he is today, to Sean Penn, who has never been near the peen, to JGL, who has for over a decade been known to be closeted. This broad is all over the place.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 8:29pm.
Damn, I used to like him. Now I know where he's *been*.
Yes Becky I see your point but really it's only kissing.
I seriously couldn't date this one girl because of "stinky" breath, which I really didn't notice until we kissed.
Ok really other than that I could care less what these two asshats do with each other!
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A double step up from her ex hubby and the unctuous Sean Penn.
WTH?! Joseph Gordon Levitt is one of my favorite underrated actors. Every single movie I've seen him in is great (Hesher was a little vulgar and random for my taste) and now he goes and kisses on this hussy? How "Hollywood" of him. You're a herpie away from Paris Hilton,Joseph. Get out while you can!
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 8:29pm.
Damn, I used to like him. Now I know where he's *been*.
Yuk.
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Thank you. This is precisely how I feel. He is gorgeous and talented and she is skanky, overrated and faux-pigeon-toed.
JGL, you can do better than this!
Damn, I used to like him. Now I know where he's *been*.
Yuk.
Feeler
Damn, could she stay away from the good ones?
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Wow, this trick gets around.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:34pm.
So...a Hollywood actress dates Hollywood actors.
This is news because...?
I guess because if an actress dates anybody it shows what a nasty slut she is for having some kind of social life?
Hmm.
Migraineuse, some things never change...Men who sleep around are studs and women can't be considered anything else but sluts.
I kid...I kid! *side eyes everyone*
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
He's too good for her. NEXT!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 8:11pm.
I'm finding that I'm not nearly as miffed at this pairing as I should be. I'm going soft in my old age.
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It'll be over in two weeks anyways.
(I honestly don't care though)
He is dead to me.
I thought he was a step above the usual Hollywood douchebags.
I really don't get the Scarlett hate. *shrugs*
I LOVE me some JGL. I don't mind this (not that I get a say - LOL)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Their offspring would look exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I'm finding that I'm not nearly as miffed at this pairing as I should be. I'm going soft in my old age.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
This warms my cold heart. Cerebral, artsy-fartsy JGL is just like every other male. he likes the tits. He will probably move on to Blake Unlively next.
She's got to be a lezbo/beard.
I always thought he was really cute, but now he is forever tainted. It definitely kills it for me.
I'd do her any day. I'd do him everyday.
Ok, I never get possessive over celebrities, but...
You need the back the fuck off, BITCH!!!
Gross. Just gross, gross, gross. I'm not sure which one of them should be grossed out, but gross.
I would watch this sex tape as long as she doesn't speak.
Why is her dress baby poop color?
Also, if you do layers, your navel shouldn't show through the fabric.
He was adorable back in 3rd Rock days ..
She's nowhere near as fug as people make her out to be. unusual looking, yes. and used to have a nice rack, although that seems to be a thing of the past. don't hate on her.. she does seem to get around quite a bit though.
Have her tits shrunk?
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