Afternoon Crumbs
Courtney Stodden's clear bra straps make me believe that fragile works of fine elegance still have a place in this ugly world. Clear bra straps are like lucite heels for your shoulders - The Superficial
This story about John Travolta thinking that KFC is a 5-star fine dining establishment that takes reservations is a 12-piece of YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Lainey Gossip
Nicola McLean takes on a set of stairs in heels and loses - Hollywood Tuna
I don't know who's more baked, the camera dude or the anchor? - The Daily What
Squinty Zellweger will file a copyright infringement lawsuit against the makers of the Beardo in 3..2... - Towleroad
Just here for the boutonnière - Popsugar
A titty tape scandal can't keep Stacy Kiebler down - Hollywood Rag
Either Natalie Portman is the size of an elf's peen or Baby Aleph is HUUUUUUUGE - Just Jared
Kim Kuntrashian and her whores celebrate Halloween early - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Matt Boner and some people you don't care about at the In Time premiere - The Berry
I'm assuming Amber Heard's back tattoo says "Ashton Kutcher i love you, love is forever fan love you" - City Rag
The Piranha 3DD trailer is here - SOW
Chris Brown and Kelly Rowland might be a thing but probably not - Celebitchy
How many hos does it take to carry Beyonce and her unborn golden child to the safety of the pavement? - ICYDK
Kelly Clarkson wants to punch out Adele - I'm Not Obsessed
In the crazy voice of Tyra Banks: FIND THE LIGHT, SOFIA! FIND THE LIGHT! - Popoholic
Mark Duplass puts the ASS in Duplass - OMG Blog
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Seriously MK "squinty"? Zellweger is mixed race. Would you call Bjork squinty?
*I am a woman and I pronounce it "ammo"*
Natalie Portman is a midget, but the son is too damn big for its age.
So maybe it's another clue of that blind that she actually got knocked up by Rachel's husband while filming Black Swan.
Piranha 3DD...LOL!
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Wow, re-read my post "heartbrak"... my apologies, cringe-worthy.
Anyway, spay the bitch and neuter the delusional pedo: nothing good can come of this.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:23am.
Judging by her nympho tweets, they probably have to peel her off the mailman every day. She's like the less-hot, drugged-up version of Christina Ricci's Black Snake Moan character.
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Haaah! Spot-on! Yes. She needs the equivalent of female saltpeter. She is one horny oversexed illiterate nymphette.
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I don't get why some people want to change their skin color.
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:21pm.
how can a REAL 16-year old ever wanna fuck a 50-yeal old???? GROSS!!!!
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Judging by her nympho tweets, they probably have to peel her off the mailman every day. She's like the less-hot, drugged-up version of Christina Ricci's Black Snake Moan character.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Stodden is made for porn and her obvious fascination with looking/acting like a whore is rather disturbing. Her hub is in for a HUGE heartbrak - HUGE.
John Travolta can die of KFC overload for all I care: in fact, bring arsenic laced buckets to the scientology centers.
there are no school pics on that surgery site, just some pics of her when she was supposedly 15. why doesnt anyone have yearbook pics, or childhood pics or any of that? was she homeschooled or some shit? i need more evidence before i can say she is a she, and she's really 17.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
*sexy whisper* there are so many orgasmically sensual news stories today. Hhhhmmmm. *duck lips* I get moist at the thought of getting a tattoo just like the one Amber has on the small of her back. Hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm *runs hands through hair as breasts lightly bounce and are caressed by my see thru nightie.*
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What's the point of getting fake tits if you're going to wear too-small bras?
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The thing next to Courtney on right looks like a dykish Charlie Sheen, please don't tell me thats her husband.
Remember when Natalie was preggo and HUGE for the month she was claiming to be? Now she has a 4 month old who could pass for a 5-6 month old? Weird.
I kinda think that dress is slutty-hot. Can it be on a different body plz?
Tooms jacket must pong. Wearing leather on (what is obviously) a very warm day equals seriously whiffy pits.
She looks like a dayshift hooker.
HB to Manfred Mann
She really is 17. Go to awfulplasticsurgery.com . They have her school pics. She's cute and natural. Nothing like she looks now.
She was even in a pageant:
"Miss Open Sores"? No!
"Miss Open Whores"? No!
"Miss Open Shores"! Yes!
Seriously!
Here's the link:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011/06/22/courtney-stodden-plastic-o...
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:49pm.
Is that brunette lady her mom?
The one to her right, or the one to her left?
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Hahahaha!!
HB to Manfred Mann
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:49pm.
Is that brunette lady her mom?
The one to her right, or the one to her left?
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That made me LOL, Mike!
Doug is soooo ghey that it makes this "marriage" actually ok!
OT, but those ads are positively hysterical.
Because I ALWAYS prance around in my un-zipped hoodie nekkid except for underpants! And those shoes on Lulu's are ATROCIOUS!
tacky to the core..and her husbands gut is so sessy...really, this rode hard and put up wet trifling ghetto ass whore better go back to Cheezuz...cause I for one hate whores preaching the love of Cheezuz...while the make sure to keep the inner slut on high alert...I don't even think Jesus wants this whore...can't blame him, he has standards you know!!
I laugh every time I remember her publicist scrambling to cover up that her "sister" is actually her mother. I don't understand why more tabloids didn't pick up on that. That right there is strong proof this rode-hard chick passed 17 about 15 years ago.
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And who wears arm bracelets these days...?
If only her face wasn't so awkward.
Hey look...her mouth is sorta closed!! There's a first time for everything, I guess. LOL
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Lol @John Travolta. I go to fast food places but I usually rather eat it at home. He should have sent one of his people. And why would he eat there if he's in GB when he could eat local food?
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Submitted by sweet_b on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:47pm.
Courtney Stodden just looks like she wakes up everyday with a d*ck in her mouth....like it's such a shame to be so young and look so ran through
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it kind of reminds me of Lilo.... but even worse!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
gross. can't imagine picking one of them to fuck, rather shave my head with a cheese grater.
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But this IS my alt!
He's so damn lucky to be pounding this fine piece of ass every night! I bet she gives a mean blow job!
16 and trapped in the 80s...sucks to be you Courtney. :p
Benjamina Button.
Jebus, there are a lot of 50 year olds that I would fuck but this one is not be one of them....
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:21pm.
Jebus! She looks like a 40 year old stripper who smells like Warm Vanilla Sugar.
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ahahahahaaaa i hate that shit. i wore it in 2002 and now it gives me the pukes.
i am really starting to think this might have been a dude at one time. i have my theories.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
@ Mike- Oh God. That came out so wrong. No, he does not look in that hat. Sorry for the confusion.
Submitted by 8cocksacrowing on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:57pm.
is it just me or does the old guy with courtney stodden look like the dead corey in that pict...?
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I thought the exact same thing.
is it just me or does the old guy with courtney stodden look like the dead corey in that pict...?
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:37pm.
Why is he dressed like he's winter hiking? When the other two are dressed for summer?
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And why is he wearing a Kangol hat? I have never seen a white guy wear one of those and look good.
Until today? :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:37pm.
Why is he dressed like he's winter hiking? When the other two are dressed for summer?
'Cause pepaws have poor circulation. My hubby's pepaw wore a jacket all the time. It could be 110 degrees outside and he would be wearing that jacket and bitching about the air conditioning.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:37pm.
Why is he dressed like he's winter hiking? When the other two are dressed for summer?
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And why is he wearing a Kangol hat? I have never seen a white guy wear one of those and look good.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:49pm.
Is that brunette lady her mom?
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Yes, it is. She's her 'momager'. So creepy - another WO.
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:49pm.
Is that brunette lady her mom?
The one to her right, or the one to her left?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:35pm.
I read "Amber Heard" and mentally pictured the mean fat chick from 16 and Pregnant. WTH?
See Amber naked and you'll never again make that mistake.
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I thought of the chic with the shaved head, who used to hang out with Kanye.
Is that brunette lady her mom?
She keeps trying to make the arm band happen.
Courtney Stodden just looks like she wakes up everyday with a d*ck in her mouth....like it's such a shame to be so young and look so ran through
@ Jack-in-the-hat
Does your wienner EVER take a break?
Stodden looks the definition of STUPID/CHEAP/TRASHY/WHORE looking for an 80's hair band to follow.
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Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:35pm.
I read "Amber Heard" and mentally pictured the mean fat chick from 16 and Pregnant. WTH?
See Amber naked and you'll never again make that mistake.
Why is he dressed like he's winter hiking? When the other two are dressed for summer?
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I read "Amber Heard" and mentally pictured the mean fat chick from 16 and Pregnant. WTH?
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)