No Pair Of Pants Can Conquer Xtina's Mighty Thighs
Xtina continued her never-ending anti-pants protest in Los Angeles yesterday by bringing the thunder and her spandex-covered labia to the Agent Provocateur store. You don't have to wonder about what she spent her money on there, because I'm sure in the very near future she'll wear it on the street with nothing but heels and a scarf. Xtina obviously follows of my one fashion rules: if the clit isn't in plain view and your nipples aren't eating air, then you're ready to strut your shit out in public.
Yes, Xtina just needs a pickle jar shoved in her mouth and she'd be the spitting image of a "before she had money" picture of Snooki, but that's not what offends me the most. It's the trucker hat! The trucker hat was supposed to be buried deep inside 2001's grave and it keeps coming back. I mean, the trucker hat is obviously what's keeping Xtina's "weekday morning-shift stripper going to work" look from being the epitome of expensive sophistication.
I'm alone in this, but I'm not even mad at Xtina for hating pants. Somebody has to continue doing Edith Massey's good work.
Ok. I guess we now have to deal with "Mariah Scarey + 3 scarey looking kids".
Everything is just great an fin as long as she does not try to start "yodeling":THAT is SCAREY!
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She has no idea how deformed and repulsive looking she is.
Come on Christina - wear some opaque leggings or pants girlfriend. Love you but you MUST stop with the over-exposure. Stay hefty if you wish but wear appropriate and flattering ensembles!
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:15pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7YXBPMPO1E
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Are you kidding? Thats so close to drag queen make up it's not funny! I did love that song back in high school though...
ITS BRITNEY BITCHES! is all I'm saying.
For once Michael K is not exaggerating!
That Edith Massey pic is priceless!
X-Tina, you are about 1&1/2 corndogs away, m'dear...
Ramdom coda post a result of Stupid iPhone.... pressed comment button when scrolling .... Grrrrrrr
Anyhoo, I saw a picture of her shoe collection once. It was like several department stores in there. Who cares when u put on weight if you have that many shoes to distract attention from your thighs. Well, I would, but never mind. Your shoes will always fit Snookatina x
! 'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 2:36pm.
Is that scarf supposed to be "camelflage"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahah...yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
If someone this rich can get fat, it tells me that there are some things science cannot cure.
Money buys pills that make you eat nothing at all, and liposuction, and many other wonders. If this chick is fat, it reinfores my belief that we are not as all-knowing as we think.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'm hoping that those are hot pants and not her panties. I think they are hot pants though... Christina doesn't strike me as the type of girl to wear granny panties or any other underwear that covers that much. She could have just closed the jacket and voila, a sexy, yet decent look.
And dammit, can she let the make-up go bit? She looks so much prettier when she has a light application of cosmetics, not the entire MAC counter! Changing her hair color would be a good thing too, I'm over platinum blonde.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:15pm.
She was sooooo tiny back then.Her make-up WAS better.
Like others, can't hate her for gaining weight, we all do at one time or another, BUT at the same time you don't have to dress like a mental patient with make-up to match.
Lord only knows what putrid smell is wafting from her exposed cockpit.
I'm all for people having confidence when they've gained weight, it's sad when someone loses their sense of self when they can't fit into their jeans anymore. But the extent to which she has confidence is hard to believe. When I saw this photo and noticed the smug look on her face, I thought 'She thinks she looks sexy.' And then I thought she absolutely must be high to be out like that and thinking the attention is positive. Whatever dreamland she's living in surely comes in powder form.
Xtina has majorly hit-or-miss style. Either she looks phenomenal, or she looks completely trashy.
And she doesn't need all that makeup...she's a pretty girl. Anyone remember this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7YXBPMPO1E
I loved her makeup her. *the blush was a little heavy, though*
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cant hate on her for gaining weight, it's not like she's some huge fat slob. and im not going to call her ugly because that's just fucking mean and spiteful. but girl needs to stop with the fucking denial and just accept the fact. the jacket + scarf + no pants thing is not working.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
All her money and she can't buy a pair of pants or a skirt?
I don't caaare what size you are- if you are wearing nothing but stockings on the bottom and the thing she's got on her head? Don't expect people to be able to defend you anymore, because you've handed your detractors waaaaay too much ammunition. Where is your Gramma to slap you silly and force you to put some " dungarees" on?
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
Is that scarf supposed to be "camelflage"
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And for heaven's sake...take those bargain bin weave tracks out of your head!!!!!
She's definitely in some kind of downward spiral.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I absolutely loathe this no pants trend!!! And why does it seem like the main hos who are NOT wearing paints are the ones with the worst thigh and knee situation.
And I hate when artists try to justify slutty behavior and dress by calling it being comfortable with my sexuality and I'm celebrating womanhood. Bitch please...
She has shapeless ugly legs, that's the deal and she has no clue. How did she never get told that in all her years in the spotlight?
Hmmm. Bottom half says "I don't care that everyone calls me fat! I'm proud of my body!" Top half says "I hope no one photographs me cause I look like shit". Xtina is getting Britney schizo.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I would love to see her dress appropriately for her age, her size and get her fucking weave cut off.
I loved her look here:
http://alltheglamour.com/hairstyles-2/christina-aguilera-hairstyles/
I would love to see her dress appropriately for her age, her size and get her fucking weave cut off.
I loved her look here:
http://alltheglamour.com/hairstyles-2/christina-aguilera-hairstyles/
What is she going to do when she gets too old for the hypersexual theme? Everything with her has to be about dressing like a slut and being "dirrty". Why not just shut up and sing, leave the corsets and chaps to the porn stars?
Submitted by deucenoir on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 1:31pm.
wtf xtina! you can go pantless without looking like a tool. it's called wearing a skirt.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 1:07pm.
Part of me wants to congratulate her on not giving a fuck but the other part of me wants to slap her for not covering those pork barrels up!
EPIC FAIL.
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THIS.
Submitted by deucenoir on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 1:31pm.
wtf xtina! you can go pantless without looking like a tool. it's called wearing a skirt.
LMAO!
And why is she wearing little black hooves instead of shoes?
I won't hate on this girl for gaining weight.
That said, even when she was thin as a rail she never looked as if she was wearing today's underwear.
What makes me cringe is not even the size of her thighs, but how ugly her legs are.
You would think she had enough money for a better hairdresser, stylist and cook. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
What a mess :( pull it together, girl.
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wtf xtina! you can go pantless without looking like a tool. it's called wearing a skirt.
another one with no mirrors in her $62258 billion dollar house, apparently.
I can't hate on her weight, cuz I've got fat genes in spades, but she keeps calling attention to the weight gain by oh you know, not wearing pants.
lol@the Edith Massey comparison
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 1:16pm.
On another note - what ever happened to her ex-husband. He's kept pretty quiet since the divorce.
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He's making shame-faces at the fact that he was ever married to this mess. I'd lay low off the grid too.
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Tights, trucker hat, scarf, no pants and Louboutin pumps - I'm guessing that's a classic fuck you look if I ever saw one. She wants to show she doesn't care what folks think about her lack of style or weight gain. I guess she's of the mindset that at least folks are talking about her.
On another note - what ever happened to her ex-husband. He's kept pretty quiet since the divorce. It may be that he was what kept her as stable as she was. She wasn't on this path while with him.
When your tights look like that...all dark at the bottom of the leg and all stretched out and see through at the top...it's definitely time to put on some pants or even a skirt.
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her legs are so ugly. Fat and bowlegged is NOT when you run around pantless.
5 years old and under is when you run around pantless.
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Part of me wants to congratulate her on not giving a fuck but the other part of me wants to slap her for not covering those pork barrels up!
EPIC FAIL.
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She looks disgusting. It's not even the weight gain, she just looks like trash. What the FUCK is wrong with wearing a nice wrap dress or a cute pair of dark wash jeans and a tasteful top? I GUARANTEE that her weight gain wouldn't be so noticeable if she dressed appropriately. Maybe she likes looking ooglay?!
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Douchechill!
Xtina had to cancel her last tour because of ticket sales and this is just sad. How long before she smears feces over her face. Mental is in!
Just because you've ganied weight doesn't mean you automatically have to wear TIGHTS or panty hose or WHATEVERTHEFUCK those are. Yoga pants are quite comfy and forgiving. She just cannot give up the LOOK AT ME hooker/fuck me shoes, I guess.
Flaming. Hot. Mess.
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My fatty gene set off last year for the first time in my life when I gained goddamn 12lbs in a month mostly from last summer's caribbean trip. Shut that fatty gene down and got rid of the extra lbs, but it took my ass damn 7 months to do it. Xtina, at this point, embraces her fatty gene. As long as she is happy. *side-eyes self*
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LEAVE MAMA AGUILEIRA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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Me thinks she's in denial about having to buy BIGGER pants
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This no pants trend has got to stop.