Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jacen Lankow, the college student who disguised himself as a ref at Thursday's UCLA-Arizona football game so he could take all them clothes off and give the crowd a nipple and nalgas show while running across the field in what looks like a pair of tight Speedos that a candy striper at the Scientology men's only clinic would wear. The only thing better than a half-streaking twink getting grass skid marks on his bulge from grown men tackling him to the ground like the opening number from a ballet choreographed by John Travolta is what happened after this mess.
After Jacen was taken away, chaos erupted! Bitches went wild! The players started chest bumping each other and it turned into a fight over who saw that sexy piece first. You see what testosterone and a sweet piece of chicken hawk ass does to a ho?
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Why is that every time I go into the comments section lately it's a bunch of D-bags fighting with eachother? How the hell could you get into a fight with another Dlisted commenter??!?!?!?!!! I don't understand how anyone could give a fuck what someone else on here thinks about their comments. Dlisted is the place you go when you feel like talking about snow balling and cunts and watersports and what not and nobody is going to give a fuck. That's the beauty of Dlisted. So why doesn't everyone calm down?
mmmm hmmmm That's a delish piece of ass.
Submitted by z80 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 8:14pm.
Look Karen Flatts,
I don't give enough of a fuck about you to even bother with the abuse button. Personally, I am very bothered by your impartiality and your inability to even contemplate an opinion that contradicts your own.
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Ruh Roh Scoobs! Somebody didn't go to definitions.com before posting with their big words!
You are "bothered by (my) impartiality"? Alternate definitions evenhandedness or fairmindedness?
Holy retard-a-moly.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfozueyB_MA
Karen is NOT a troll. Just a major cunt who's on the rag all the time. People don't get banned just because they're county bitches!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 8:33pm.
Karen Flatts,
You stupid git. I was not implying that you are an alt. Look up, irony, you glum cuht.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 8:33pm.
Karen Flatts,
You stupid git. I was not implying that you are an alt. Look up, irony, you glum cuht.
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Alright-- what is a git? I know what irony is, but , come on, explain yourself...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Karen Flatts,
You stupid git. I was not implying that you are an alt. Look up, irony, you glum cunt.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by 3rd Eye Blonde on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:40pm.
Is there a cheesy 'like' button I can press for Karen Flatts so that you assholes can't *report abuse* with impunity?
I adore you, Karen F. and fuck the fucking fuckers.
Mad respect.
That is all.
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Like the slogan, "New Jersey and you, perfect together," we can now use "Angela and Karen Flatts, perfect together."
Angela, if you want to press a "cheesy button," stick your claw up your twat.
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Holy Fuck. Really? Click on my name, and see how long I have been here.
Listen Bjork, you are a piece of human shit, and you need help.
Submitted by snowiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
*shoots silly string in this thread*
U of A! So happy this made this on dlisted!! Oh and guess what Boise State Douches..,say bye bye to your coach bastards!!
Now back to snarky gossip!!
3rd Eye/Angela, no one is going to report Karen because she is a fun bitch!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by 3rd Eye Blonde on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:40pm.
Is there a cheesy 'like' button I can press for Karen Flatts so that you assholes can't *report abuse* with impunity?
I adore you, Karen F. and fuck the fucking fuckers.
Mad respect.
That is all.
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Like the slogan, "New Jersey and you, perfect together," we can now use "Angela and Karen Flatts, perfect together."
Angela, if you want to press a "cheesy button," stick your claw up your twat.
Look Karen Flatts,
I don't give enough of a fuck about you to even bother with the abuse button. Personally, I am very bothered by your impartiality and your inability to even contemplate an opinion that contradicts your own. Normally, I could care less. However, you have created the inference that you are either a social worker or a police officer, where impartiality is paramount to upholding the merit of society. If you happen to be a social worker or police officer, please consider another line of work because your thug attitude is far more harmful and detrimental to society than any of the "scum, shitstains, or troublemakers" you are so quick to point your finger at.
Is there a cheesy 'like' button I can press for Karen Flatts so that you assholes can't *report abuse* with impunity?
I adore you, Karen F. and fuck the fucking fuckers.
Mad respect.
That is all.
SSubmitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:19pm.
What makes you think the name.Karen Flatts is right? Karen Flatts?..how do you deal with people?
ARE YOU A SOCIAL WORKER?
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No I am not a SOCIAL WORKER! Is it better in caps, Forrest Gump?
I am a state licensed psychotherapist...weird thst I would catch up on your issues right???
ubmitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:19pm.
What makes you think the name.Karen Flatts is right? Karen Flatts?..how do you deal with people?
ARE YOU A SOCIAL WORKER?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:23pm.
You just bettered yourself:
"Holy Fucking Christmas Diarrhea"
And yes, I'm stealing that little gem, too!! :)
Nice to know that you have ONE.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:51pm.
LOL @ Fuck me with a ladle.
Thanks Karen, that's the quote of the day!! :) *steals*
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All yours. I would have thought the North Fucking Pole response was better, but whatever-- we are still friends.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Threads like this are supposed to elicit giggles and comments on small dicks, not completely unneccessary arguing.
Can we continue with the snark and stop with the bickering? Pwetty pwease?
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:44pm.
What is your problem stop throwing your shit around..your opinion doesn't mean shit ... what the hell makes you think you are right?
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25 plus years of dealing with these people. What makes you think the name "kittymuffin" isn't revolting as hell?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Hi rascal!
Hey UBF!
I don't want to see you on an episode of "Pet Hoarders."
The guy is a fool and the cops weren't as forceful as I thought but IMO there was no need for that many cops to hold him down. Cops can be such assholes sometimes.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:44pm.
What is your problem stop throwing your shit around..your opinion doesn't mean shit ... what the hell makes you think you are right?
Ironically, today is a National Day of Protest Against Police Brutality:
http://www.october22.org
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LOL @ Fuck me with a ladle.
Thanks Karen, that's the quote of the day!! :)
*steals*
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 5:55pm.
Just as I thought-- all the troublemaking cowardly cunts come out in full blown anonymity, telling stories of how they have been "abused" by the authorities. Let me tell you something, you shitstains on the face of the world: I work with, counsel and help the TRULY abused every day. These "bully cops" are the ones who get to go in and mop up the fucking mess the real scumbags of this earth create. I would love to see one of you useless fucks do what they do every day without puking or fainting...but you never will, because you are all about yourself and wouldn't know selfless if it fucked you in the eyesocket.
Some of these guys/girls wouldn't get me to associate with them outside of work, because they are annoying assholes. For the most part however, the really bad tend to weed themselves out of that job by their behavior and you get left with the ones who really want to help, and do a thankless job for a world full of assholes.
Having said that, go fuck yourselves. If you think I give one raging fuck what people like you think about my opinion, then I tell you what: seal it in an envelope and mail it off to Santa Fucking Clause, North Fucking Pole. See how fast I'll give a fuck.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
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Karen:
I'd love to know what your definition of a troublemaking cowardly cunt is.
On another note, If you really have that much animosity and hate built up inside of you, which I doubt you do (this looks more like a cry for attention), try setting some time aside for yourself and think about some ways to better manage the stress that your job or environment inflects. If this doesn't work, you might need to make some difficult choices to alter your lifestyle and better manage your stress. If you can, go out and enjoy your Saturday night. I think you need some time to enjoy yourself.
Also-- I would love to see you fuckers lose your shit when this dumb motherfucker trips and hurts himself, trips and hurts someone else, runs off and starts a riot, fucks himself up, whatfuckingever. You dumbfucks would be bitching the cops SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING!!
Fucking die of ignorance already. I wish it was terminal.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Nope, still not enough to make me watch football.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:11pm.
Bitch go fuck a diseased dick that's molting of a rotting corpse.
I think the consensus of everyone here is that the cop in the video went too far with with a kid who was just pulling a prank. No one ask you what you do for a living or what kinda people you "work" with so what the fuck are you talking about?
Go sit your ass down in a corner somewhere you dunce, you lost thins fucking battle you asinine cunt.
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You tried a little too hard with that opening line, and surprise surfuckingprise! You're an imbecile. Fuck me with a ladle.
No one asked me anything, nor did anyone ask you to be an ignorant twat, but you succeed at that daily, so what is the difference, bitch?
Also, I did not lose "thins battle". I have worked very hard at staying in shape. In all seriousness, you turdlicking whore, I don't defer to ignorant shitfucks opinions just because there are more of them. Look at how that worked out for Germany, the Middle East, Italy... google that you fucking worm.
Fuck off and die soon.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
JACEN !?!?!
Douche by name, douche by nature.
Bitch go fuck a diseased dick that's molting of a rotting corpse.
I think the consensus of everyone here is that the cop in the video went too far with with a kid who was just pulling a prank. No one ask you what you do for a living or what kinda people you "work" with so what the fuck are you talking about?
Go sit your ass down in a corner somewhere you dunce, you lost thins fucking battle you asinine cunt.
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Aye what it is ho?
The police have the reputation in society according to how they serve it. I'm not shocked by the behavior in this video, because we've all seen it, but acting like it's necessary? Get a grip...
Just as I thought-- all the troublemaking cowardly cunts come out in full blown anonymity, telling stories of how they have been "abused" by the authorities. Let me tell you something, you shitstains on the face of the world: I work with, counsel and help the TRULY abused every day. These "bully cops" are the ones who get to go in and mop up the fucking mess the real scumbags of this earth create. I would love to see one of you useless fucks do what they do every day without puking or fainting...but you never will, because you are all about yourself and wouldn't know selfless if it fucked you in the eyesocket.
Some of these guys/girls wouldn't get me to associate with them outside of work, because they are annoying assholes. For the most part however, the really bad tend to weed themselves out of that job by their behavior and you get left with the ones who really want to help, and do a thankless job for a world full of assholes.
Having said that, go fuck yourselves. If you think I give one raging fuck what people like you think about my opinion, then I tell you what: seal it in an envelope and mail it off to Santa Fucking Clause, North Fucking Pole. See how fast I'll give a fuck.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
that level of aggression against a skinny naked kid is asshole-ish.
and KAREN FLATTS - no, you dumb bitch, they arent TRAINED to treat naked scrawny kids like armed and dangerous criminals.
they are just assholes.
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The McCanns Did It
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS,MK!
For those of you disappointed that the fake streaker didn't take off the Speedo, he probably knew the law. Full nudity would have been considered a sex crime because there were minors at the game. (In the PAC-12 kids go even on school nights.) Surprised he didn't go for a short pass.
The best part of this fuckery is that U¢la lost to Arizona (12-48!), AND six baby bears were suspended from the team for the brawl.
I was in the middle of can'ting with those twin unicorn baby names when I stumbled across "Jacen". One thing is certain: this young man was raised by douchebags.
ROFL @ the dude yelling: "YAYYEAHWOOO!" like crazy.
Was expecting a pot belly and disgusting tats in every inch of his skin, but he looked good.
@z80- I know right!
*In sarcastic voice* How dare someone accuse a cop of you using excessive force, he was just following protocol and if you dare to question the method of a cop why, you mus be an uneducated criminal. *End sarcastic voice*
@Karen- Fucking feeble minded, creepy ass trollop cops aren't like any other field of employment and thusly they NEED to be held to higher standard of scrutiny because of it. Far to often in this country and abroad injustice and evil have been done in the name of authority. Read something called the Standford Prison Experiment you little freak.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:24pm.
What the fucking jesus? Men! If it isn't football, it's rioting or underwear.
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LOLL, or "bbq-grill-beer challenge-offs" in underwear. Cannot count how many times an alcohol-reeking dude lit a grill 4-inches from his face with a beer in hand in angry-double-dog-dare mode while in unclean tighties. A CERTIFIABLE N.O. These are things we all learn in kindergarten, right?!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:03pm.
Why were the cops being SO aggressive with him putting his knee into the kids fucking head like that? Is he some sort of violent criminal who's resisting arrest and posing a threat or a silly kid pulling a prank? They can't tell the difference between the two? Fucking animals, just over grown bullies who abuse their power way too much.
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Oh shut the fuck up. If you knew what the hell you were talking about you would know that they used their training, and that technique may be uncomfortable for the poor little moron, but it keeps him stable and immobile so there is less of a chance that he can injure himself or the cops while they are arresting him. He chose to run on the field, now he can reap the consequences of that choice.
I love how the cowards of this world always like to second guess the cops and they way they are FORCED to react to people who choose to break the law. Just like any other field of employment they have their assholes, but fuck me if the ones who hate them aren't usually the ones that start all the shitstorms they have to end.
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Fuck you troll! You're a fucking myopic coward. You know what, I've never had a criminal pull a gun or me or hit me. However, I've had a cops pull guns on me, go into my pockets, and hit me more times than I can count. There are better ways to address social problems.
This is why people are concerned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTOY-6Nm1_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz33Ydi9P2I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVR4wTPsHYk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QKjuLlW_BA
Submitted by Scheherazade on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:03pm.
Why were the cops being SO aggressive with him putting his knee into the kids fucking head like that? Is he some sort of violent criminal who's resisting arrest and posing a threat or a silly kid pulling a prank? They can't tell the difference between the two? Fucking animals, just over grown bullies who abuse their power way too much.
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Oh shut the fuck up. If you knew what the hell you were talking about you would know that they used their training, and that technique may be uncomfortable for the poor little moron, but it keeps him stable and immobile so there is less of a chance that he can injure himself or the cops while they are arresting him. He chose to run on the field, now he can reap the consequences of that choice.
I love how the cowards of this world always like to second guess the cops and they way they are FORCED to react to people who choose to break the law. Just like any other field of employment they have their assholes, but fuck me if the ones who hate them aren't usually the ones that start all the shitstorms they have to end.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
That brings an entirely new meaning to the school's fight song "Bear Down, Arizona."
UofA! UofA! UofA! UofA! UofA! UofA! UofA! UofA!
So proud of my alma mater. :)
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What the fucking jesus? Men! If it isn't football, it's rioting or underwear.
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Submitted by Scheherazade on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:03pm.
Why were the cops being SO aggressive with him putting his knee into the kids fucking head like that? Is he some sort of violent criminal who's resisting arrest and posing a threat or a silly kid pulling a prank? They can't tell the difference between the two? Fucking animals, just over grown bullies who abuse their power way too much.
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You wouldn't believe what they would do to him if there weren't 50 thousand people watching.
Here's his explaination:
http://www.nesn.com/2011/10/jacen-lankow-arizona-student-who-dressed-as-...
Really, that idiot screaming "YEEEEAHH" was too excited to see him take his clothes off. He wasn't even into the game until he saw that.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Jacen?