Sunday, October 23rd 2011
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Amazingly Super Fast Cake Bagger! First of all, there's a place where you can buy cakes by THE BAG and that place is now known as Jessica Simpson's "want to go to there" place. Second of all, if cake bagging was an Olympic sport, then the Olympics would be fucking ridiculous, but homegirl here would still be the Michael Phelps of cake bagging. Third of all, I'm pretty sure she has coke hand (Lindsay Lohan, you've found your calling!). Fourth of all, she could circumcise a ho with a one-second frictiony as fuck handjob! Fifth of all, yes, I said frictiony.
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those cakes look bland and gross.
And I don't think that skill is very impressive, I bet anybody doing that job for 2 weeks could do the same
If she is so awesome, why is the line so damn long?
Pretty much every Asian food vendor moves like this - ever watch Anthony Bourdain or one of those shows? The Asian food vendors will throw 60 things in a bowl of soup and present it to you in 8 seconds and you dont even see their hands move.
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This poor woman has probably been doing this since she was two years old. I bet its her parents' or relatives shop. Child labor is a rite of passage for some.
Mooncakes usually have symbols on the top for longevity or harmony (from memory) and they're heavy! Filled with lotus seed paste, eggs and a gazillion other ingredients depending on which province you buy them in.
These look too light and fluffy, they could be beef rolls - like a cupcakey sort of cake with shredded beef inside - they're very light. These suckers bounce!
Now I want cake!!!
Pffft I've seen bitches bagging faster at Panaderia Arandas on a Sunday morning.
And how come ya'll can't drive?
*ducks*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:53pm.
Anytime a "cake" bounces back when you slam it onto the baking sheet, i m hesitant... But now that someone said it`s like poundcake, i cut that fucking hard ass outer layer off and give it a shot.
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I LIKE the hardass outer layer.
I like the crusty top of the angel food cake, too.
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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen
Damn, I'm hungry now. And it's 1:38 AM here and I have no food in the house.
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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen
there's a delicious baking factory near a lot of bars here,(they are the ones who supply the stores with goodies but in the meantime also sell to passing customers under the counter) open 24/7 where you can buy everything by the bag, my parents used to come home ass drunk and they would return with a huge garbage-sized bag of sugar glazed donuts that could last a week (but didn't)
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:39pm.
I really don't get Asians they are the smartest human race alive, by the time they're 8 years old they basically know how to do ANYTHING yet when they're sick they'll eat some crushed up tiger penis. UGH so strange! How can they be so smart and yet so dumb.
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Oh child. Do yourself a favor and have a real conversation with a real live Asian person, for once in your life, and not the imaginary ones bouncing around inside the cavernous space in between your ears.
Eww, how many hairs would you like with that? They make hairnets in China.
@ TexnDoc maybe you haven't tried eel? I eat eel sushi all the time and it's delish. Unless you're expecting pound cake, of course. Then it might not be that good a surprise.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:41pm.
I was always so hesitant visiting Tokyo. I'd probably finger I wanted two "cakes" and get back to the hotel and find they were eel pot-pies..
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:39pm.
I really don't get Asians they are the smartest human race alive, by the time they're 8 years old they basically know how to do ANYTHING yet when they're sick they'll eat some crushed up tiger penis. UGH so strange! How can they be so smart and yet so dumb.
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Gee, Jimmy, who knows. Maybe you can research this for the unenlightened. You are the gift that no one asked for who keeps giving and giving and giving and, sadly, still giving.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:39pm.
I really don't get Asians they are the smartest human race alive, by the time they're 8 years old they basically know how to do ANYTHING yet when they're sick they'll eat some crushed up tiger penis. UGH so strange! How can they be so smart and yet so dumb.
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You are generalizing. It's like saying that all americans eat turtles and swamp snakes only because some cajuns do.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I really don't get Asians they are the smartest human race alive, by the time they're 8 years old they basically know how to do ANYTHING yet when they're sick they'll eat some crushed up tiger penis. UGH so strange! How can they be so smart and yet so dumb.
Submitted by Starr07 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 11:41am.
There is something very appealing about buying cakes in a bag. Wish my husband would come home with a bag of cakes slung over his shoulder. Then I would have to eat them because it wouldn't be nice not to.
Cakes in a bag.
FANTASTIC! Hahahahaha, like a pastry/cakey santa.
Soooo fast, watched it 10 times and shes kinda cute. I'm gonna find and marry her and she'll bring all the busted ones home...I'm not fussy. *chomp*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
I want a bag of cakes right now!
Submitted by ElleDriver on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:53pm.
As an Asian person who has been forced to eat weird asian desserts for most of her life (mung bean soup, anyone?) these cakes l*might* be moon cakes (which sell like crazy during the lunar new year) or possibly pound cake, which is rich and buttery (but tend to be plain looking.) Either way, girl knows how to work those tongs.
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I was thinking the same thing. The look like moon cakes to me.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I feel bad for thinking she's not that good at bagging lumps of cooked flour. She's kind of a show-off and keeps fucking up but saying that would just make me a judgemental bitch so I'll STFU!
Anytime a "cake" bounces back when you slam it onto the baking sheet, i m hesitant... But now that someone said it`s like poundcake, i cut that fucking hard ass outer layer off and give it a shot.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
As an Asian person who has been forced to eat weird asian desserts for most of her life (mung bean soup, anyone?) these cakes l*might* be moon cakes (which sell like crazy during the lunar new year) or possibly pound cake, which is rich and buttery (but tend to be plain looking.) Either way, girl knows how to work those tongs.
Baggery - not buggery.
I was always so hesitant visiting Tokyo. I'd probably finger I wanted two "cakes" and get back to the hotel and find they were eel pot-pies.
The Japanese food plastic artists are the best. Like some of the chain restaurants do with the deserts here that look real but are plastic. You can go to restaurants where they have every dish on the menu in plastic and just point.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 10/23/2011 -
She's probably been doing it since the tender age of 3
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Are we sure thoser are cakes and not rolls? or roles?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:09pm.
They look heavy, dense, and bland.
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When did the conversation become about Kim Kardassian?
HAHAHA.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:09pm.
They look heavy, dense, and bland.
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When did the conversation become about Kim Kardassian?
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Those cakes look very unappetizing. They look heavy, dense, and bland.
Everybodys - and i mean everybodys - 2nd thought upon seeing this is: handjob
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ubmitted by Starr07 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 11:41am.
There is something very appealing about buying cakes in a bag. Wish my husband would come home with a bag of cakes slung over his shoulder. Then I would have to eat them because it wouldn't be nice not to.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
She's probably been doing it since the tender age of 3.
That music is god awful.
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This is my kind of service. What do you want? How much? Here you go. In and out.
There is something very appealing about buying cakes in a bag. Wish my husband would come home with a bag of cakes slung over his shoulder. Then I would have to eat them because it wouldn't be nice not to.
Cakes in a bag.
Where is this magical place?! Someone call Chestica, she'll know!
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YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
mmm... cake
It would take me two minutes to fill a bag and two more to pick up the cakes I dropped. This girl is a miracle worker.
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