Tuesday, October 25th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 24th!
Spongebob's pet Gary is ready for next season's "Dancing with the Stars" - sybil
Runners-up:
Maybe someone should have explained the whole 'wiping front to back' to him more thoroughly? - TheBreakdown
Thanks to Madonna's generosity, her brother is no longer living under a bridge. - DeeDee
After surgery, John Mayer shows where they removed the cyst from the hole where all his words come from. - perky
via Break.com
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 8:55am.
Whose nether-region must I lick for the grand prize of first place?
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Monsieur Breakdown, I had nothing to do with picking the winners, but please lick my nether-regions anyway.
Congrats, hooker! (And congrats to the other sluts, too!)
Congrats to sybil, The Breakdown, DeeDee and perky!
Breaky - too funny dude! ♥
Awesome! TheBreakdown and DeeDee killed it.
Gratz to Sybil and the other winners!
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Yay! 3 years & 47 weeks I've been trying to win this freakin' contest...I would like to thank my fellow nominees, the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press and the father of January Jones baby! To The Breakdown; that was a vulgar comment about "licking"....will need more detail please...
These are all fucking hysterical! Great job!
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
sybil, The Breakdown , Dee Dee, & perky, you all are some sick, twisted, funny as hell people! Congrats to you all!!!!
LOL funny shit, winners...esp Breakdown HAHAHA
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Hahha! Funny, you guys.
Congrats sybil, The Breakdown (LMAO!), Dee Dee, & perky! Funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG the list of follow-up commenters is the most prestiguous thing of all - Hi everyone!! ::blows kisses to all mah ho's:: Agree, that DeeDee's is CLASSIC LOL material
I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for Vern...
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 8:54am.
*pinches Sweetass's firm nalgas*
Whose nether-region must I lick for the grand prize of first place?
And should sybil not be able to fulfill her duties...
*calls Jeff Gilooly*
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OMG omg omg!! Some of my fave people up in hur! Congrats sybil, Breaky (called that one, trick!!), DeeDee and perky! ♥♥♥allmy♥s
Dee my love, that was almost as beautiful as you are. *a tear*
Whoray! Congratulations sybil, Breaky, and perky! And tanks MK ♥. *touches my ball and chain inappropriately*
Swirlys to all you funny hookers!
PERKY!!! Let me down now,k?
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Congrats Sybil and Perky..WTG to my signifiCUNT other, Mah Dee♥ and of course, the other runny fupper, Tristan!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 8:16am.
DeeDee's is a work of art
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I've seen DeeDee's, and it IS a work of art. Hahaha, xoxox Dee!
Congrats to everyone!
congrats, hurrah breakdown, perky etal!!!
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But this IS my alt!
Congrats to Sybil, Breaky, DeeDee and perky!
DeeDee ♥ ♥ ♥
Breakdown, you gorgeous sexy thing!!!!!
DeeDee's is a work of art
Congrats winners! Yay perky!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
congrats sybil and my honeys breaky, dee and perky poo! xoxoxxooxxoox
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Congrats, love the John Mayer one!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Son: Mom, my snail Halloween costume didn't win any prizes. I wonder why?
Mom: It's because it's shit son.
That awkward moment when Ashton Kutcher realises his life is a pile of shit.
And he carried around the aftermath of his night of drunken anal sex with Parisiste Hilton like a monkey on his back.
That poor mollusk has some shit stuck on the underside of its shell.
Jessica finally premieres her Cinnabon Bump at JFK Airport on Monday.
In an effort not to be upstaged by his wife Melissa in a fat-suit, Joe Gorga went undercover as his sister Teresa's turd for an US Weekly Exclusive.
In an effort to gain more camera time on Khloe & Lamar season 2, Rob walks on set dressed as one of Khloe's pubic hairs
A behind the scenes look at Rob Kardashian in his dressing room at Dancing with The Stars.
If you thought Kim K's first sex tape was bad, just wait until you see the leaked home video from her honeymoon.
Eric Johnson hopes he can control Jessica's pregnancy cravings without too many midnight runs.
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"... a wail that sounds like a deaf cat in heat getting DPed while jumping on a trampoline during an earthquake."
One of Ali Lohan's chest freckles.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
It was kind of weird that a turd had such an attitude until it yelled "Move that orange butt plug! I'm Lindsay Lohan's shit!" Then, the situation made a lot more sense.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
This guy is Employee of the Month? But he's slow as molasses, he smells like the men's room, and his oversized ears catch all the office gossip.
Baby got back.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Poor fellow looks lonely... nobody uses snail male anymore.
Dr. Drew's curiosity got the best of him. Unfortunately, his guest left out the way she finishes off a squashing fetish session.
Isn't it embarassing when you show up at a party dressed as John Travolta's power bottom and someone beat you to it?
If it looks like a turd, and smells like a turd, it must be a.... oh, it's just John Mayer.
I always thought Ryan Seacrest was a slug. I stand corrected.
Vous are what vous eat, J'guess.
POOP is the new GOOP!
The Hollywood hacker releases new pics of e-scar-jo
Kris Humphries was sorry that helped Kim K with her constipation problem
Tired of being criticized - Lindsay Lohan's career stands up for itself and proclaims "I do exist"
Gary is just waiting for Spongebob and Patrick to come home (MEOW).
Ding! I think we have a winner:
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 2:21pm.
Dogshit to Roger, "I got your back man!".
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