Everybody Involved Should Go To Jail For This Gross Shit
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, 6-year-old-looking Justin Bieber gave his 19-year-old scissor sister Selena Gomez a titty check at a hockey game in Winnipeg over the weekend. Or maybe he's grabbing at hers while wishfully dreaming about the day that his finally come in. Then The Lesbeaver and Selena put everybody in that VIP box on some kind of list when they kissed on each other while 69-ing through their jerseys.
Okay, I was 12 once a million years ago, so I understand that kids do this kind of shit when their hormones tell them they're in love, but DAMN. Take this shit away from public eyes. This is why I told my mother never to throw away that empty refrigerator box in the garage. Not because I needed it for a science project, but because I needed it to make out in. Duh. Get an empty refrigerator box, Selena!
That titty grabbing picture is about as not right as not right can be. It's like reverse Pedophilia. And you know how I feel about piercing a baby's ears. Arrest them! Arrest their parents! Arrest us for looking at this! Arrest everybody!
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ARREST EVERYBODY!!! citizens arrest!
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Those are some fake ass looking kisses. Justin Bieber is peering out of the closet as we speak and it's only a matter of time before he opens the door and embraces his real self. He is talented though.
They look like a cute lesbian couple.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
When is this kid going to have a growth spurt? This adolescence has bee delayed far too long. I'm guessing his psycho tween fans are having seizures over these pics and burning her image in effigy.
Everytime I see these two hugged up together I think something is wrong with Selena. What nineteen year old young woman is sexually attracted to a boy that looks more like your little sister?
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Selena is a cute gal, seems sweet and grounded. The Biebs, I don't really have an opinion on. Maybe it's because I'm not much older than these 2, but I don't see the big deal with their canoodling in public, or behind closed doors. I was the same way at that age, and I didn't end up blowing dudes for drugs or with a gaggle of kids. If they have love (or whatever) for each other, and they're having a good time, then let em be.
reminds me of Pinky and Stinky or whatever the fuck Britney and Justice wore a million years ago...they did it first only a little less gay and I believe those two actually had sex...two vaginas do NOT equal a dick
Just bringing back memories of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. If you give a shit about someone you don't use them as a prop.
This kid is gayer than Rock Hudson.
I like Selena, despise Beaber, and together they gross me out.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 2:56pm.
When I was 19, the LAST thing I wanted was a 17 year old boy.
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Did it once, never again. It only lasted a few weeks because it was ridiculous. He was in high school and acted like he was 12, I was in college and felt like his mother.
I feel like everybody sees this kind of thing and thinks "aw, kids will be kids." I kissed my boyfriend in public and we held hands, but if I ever pulled this shit and my dad found out he'd wring my neck. It's just tacky. I had a boyfriend who wanted me to sit on his lap all the time at family functions and was always trying to kiss me even in front of my parents and shit and it felt so fucking creepy. I don't get why people are so into PDA.
Am supposed to finally b charging on somedeadlines but cannot help myself.
These two people have so much influence on young people, it just sickens me that they weren't raised better. I am around so many young unfamous kids that are great human beings understanding that life will be serious and are planning for it. Yes they still have fun.
These two supercharmers give no indication that they take life seriously. Have they ever lifted a finger to help others?
Fuck their parents up the proverbial yinyang. Twice
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
When I was 19, the LAST thing I wanted was a 17 year old boy. Bitch is nuts. Fake relationship set up by the studios anyway.
Justine is all like, "What are these and when do mine come in?????"
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Whose sterling crapola idea was it to put these children in numbers 6 and 9? That is disturbing, like their souls have already been stripped. Where the F U C K are the parents!!???
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
i am going to go turn myself in to the authorities, i feel dirty and as if i broke the law seeing pics like these
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No matter how hard I try, all I can see is a pair of lesbians. Srsly, is this kid EVER going to hit puberty? He's 17 and still looks 12. And female.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:55am.
Somehow I can totally see that.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That Beiber story is disturbing.
Selena probably bosses him around like nobody's business.
WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:55am.
Oh, that story makes me really ... sad. I know folks hate on Bieber, but I've felt really sorry for him ever since I saw him as a little kid going to these industry parties where you know adults were probably offering him coke and orgies. Maybe I'm just sentimental cuz it's my ragtime, but he reminds me of my little boy. My kid is shy and sensitive, and if I threw him into Hollywood he would be such a mess.
why are they trying to make this puppy love thing happen? i ain't buying it...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Gee, this doesn't look staged at all. *cough*
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Vanity is the price of fame.
I'm sorry but this is like watching "kiddie porn". It is disgusting, please take it down now.
Did they plan the back of their shirts to read 69? That poor girl (Selena) looks like she can't wait for the contract to be over with so she can fake a break-up with the other little girl.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 12:27pm.
can you see my new avie? (Not COurtney) I'm sure Wamo will thisnk it's just gorgeous!
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Of course she looks as beautiful as ever snowy. LMAO!
Bieber: Hey, look at me! I like girls! See? I really do! No, really!
The world: Shut up and sit down, you twink.
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There has to be a ton of dirty old men who have something he can suck.
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But this IS my alt!
hahahhaha mike!!!
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Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long.
-Tool
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:45am.
Well, I was doing things like that and more at his age. The difference was that I had the secondary sexual characteristics of a male.
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Mike, I always enjoy your comments. They're very clever.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I just got back from lunch and i log in to see this? Vomit. This BS looks so staged.
can you see my new avie? (Not COurtney) I'm sure Wamo will thisnk it's just gorgeous!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
"was sitting at the back of the room on a couch, curled up in his mommy's arms"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
I missed "box" and thought MK's momma let him play in the empty refrigerator, probably one of those 50s-60s models with the latch that snuffed out so many. "Go play in the fridge!"
Um, where are these kids parents (nevermind, they're off spending their kid's money) All I know,is if I was this girl's mom or dad and I saw this sh*t,I'd beat that little kid's a**! And the last time I saw two young celebs with too much money and freedom all hugged up like this with no parents to be found was during Chris Brown and Rihianna's relationship and we all know how that turned out.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Sucking his thumb...really??? I don't know that seems little too much, I mean if anyone got a picture of that he's be TOAST!!! Career OVER! Sorry and with all due respect while I'd love for it to be true I ain't buying that at all, No way.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 12:12pm.
NUH UH ba-buttons!! omg if that's true, that's pretty fucked up. Surely at least the thumb sucking was an embellishment?? *icked out*
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I know!! That's the thing. My friend has a couple of little ones so she's seen plenty of thumb sucking. It was the way he did it that disturbed her - not just an idle placement of the thumb in the mouth like you see older kids who are being weened of the habit do. She said he had the index finger crooked over his nose and his sucking was that absent, mechanical sucking like a baby nursing.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
Aw, MK, you're such a wuss. Heterosexuality, however insincere, grosses you right out.
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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:29am.
I think he's straight and I bet he's a selfish little lay.
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LMAO, No TIME to be selfish, I'll bet he blows his load in his spiderman tighty whitetys a soon as she touches his belt.
That or he drops his pants to ground and immediately bends over and pulls them back up with an embarrassed look on his face becasue the rustling of them going down makes him go off every time. She's probably never seen his dick BEFORE he's came.
He's so fucking gross, I'd rather have the cancer than be touched by him.
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I'm home with a nasty stomach virus and this is not helping my nausea.
I believe the thumbsucking story. This boy is obviously being pushed in directions he is not ready to go and it's not surprising that he has mommy issues.
NUH UH ba-buttons!! omg if that's true, that's pretty fucked up. Surely at least the thumb sucking was an embellishment?? *icked out*
@ba-buttons -- ah so it was what we had suspected all the while. Who the fuck do they think they're fooling? seriously. I'm sure MommyBeibs still lets junior suckle.
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"You can't dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus."
Roasted Dickhead aka Lindsay's dad
The most offensive thing about this is how fucking irritating these two are just to look at. Nothing to do with their ages or sex lives, and everything to do with the smarmy, shit-eating, fake grins on their faces.
Smarmy pair of cunts.
ba-buttons: *jaw drops* NO WAY.
Really? That's some juicy stuff, man! Sucking his thumb, though? Holy....
Submitted by IBeLizzy on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:46am.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/courtney-stodden-kicked-out-of-a-pumpkin-...
Pictures of our demure flower Courtney. Sorry it's off topic but I saw a few comments requesting pics!
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I don't know, this skank is doing something right. The more pictures I see of her, the more I want to hump her blue.
I sense this is all a scam but as long as the pictures keep getting naughtier and more ridiculous, I'll play along.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:55am.
That is the most disturbing thing I've read all day. Explains a lot, though. In a few years, he'll be giving the Shia-approved "My mom is my dream woman" interview to Tiger Beat.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
She must have a Bi streak in her cause lezbev is so fem looking it's silly. It doesn't help that he has some sort of lipstick on all the time and his lips make him look like some sort of little princess Nancy boy. He was on the Canadian Walk Of Fame show last night and he had these cherry looking lips that had me shaking my head. I'd insist on NOT wearing that crap if I was his age.
I don't think he's gay but he tries so hard to NOT look gay he come off like a 14 year old you see at the mall holding hands with some little tart trying to be all growed up and shit.
JJB, no shit. The age of consent was only recently raised here from 14 to 16. And 14 is still fine as long as your partner is not more than five years older than you. 12-13 requires no more than a two year spread.
We all know teenagers fuck like bunnies.
We all also know that this is NOT one of those teenagers.
I'm a whore by my own right, but I would have raised a beef and complianed to the highest paid pumpkin seller if Courtney was doing that ho shit right in view of my children.
NOT APPROPRIATE!
Does she even know what hockey is?
You know, I couldn't even tell you a single song of hers.
Is it played on the radio?
I still don't know a Bieber song if I hear it.
They both bore me. I guess I outgrew the "Tiger Beat" crowd.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
LOL @ ba-buttons, how sad, poor lil Beiber, POOR LIL SELENA!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11