Hot Slut Of The Day!
Massive Mocha, the big, beautiful Nubian goddess of the Internet and a squashing superstar! Just like that Elmo doll, we should all stand up and worship her gut cleavage, double down fupa and funnel cake thighs. Or maybe he's trying to crawl up out of there, because he thinks he's next.....
If your doctor can describe your insides as looking like intestines paillard and kidney crepes, then there's a good chance you already know what squashing is. On a recent episode of Dr. Drew's Life Changers, Dr. Drew introduced me to the Costco-sized beauty who gets paid in cash (or McDonald's coupons or whatever is in the fridge) to squash grown men until the breaths are supposed to come out of their mouths are squashed into their asses instead. Dr. Drew says that some of these dudes are in danger of being killed by squashing, and if you don't believe him just watch this clip of Massive Mocha crushing a dude's rib bones into fine powder and listen to him choke on the creamed lung that is rushing up his throat. HOT, I know!
For more servings of Massive Mocha's skills and her glorious Michelin Man meets Stay Puft body (or if you just want your stomach to close shut and take the day off), visit her NSFWish blog where she slobbers on her keyboard about nut muffins and more. Any big beautiful bitch who can create a dozen vagina rolls on her body just by sitting down is one we should be paying homage to.
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I suppose working for Janet would be a good weight loss method. Thanks for sharing.
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How does somebody this size go to the bathroom and keep themselves hygienic?
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That is an excellent question!!! I always wonder the same thing
Beyond disgusting is correct! bleech.
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 3:41pm.
"...this is beyond disgusting. It is just absolutely gross. I don't understand how someone gets off on that shit. The pic of her with the syrup just made me want to puke.
Aside from the health risks, it's nasty. She's probably funky as hell, too."
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ITA. It's absolutely disgusting. The pic of her with the syrup is vomit-inducing. So weird what people's creepy predilections are...
@Bjork :)
I feel my humour is wasted on Boston.
*re focuses my wit on Poopele*
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 4:19pm.
Congrats to Boston for getting on Dr Drew's show - I was wondering how you spent your paycheck!
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It's never too late to acknowledge a good crack! (Come on, boston61, you've got to give it up for that one [that is, if you can get out from under Massive Mocha]).
And I thought a guy wanting me to use a strap-on was disturbing...
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Congrats to Boston for getting on Dr Drew's show - I was wondering how you spent your paycheck!
I imagine there are people who will pay good money for the privilege of washing her down.
Okay, before I had my daughter, I never had a weight problem. Actually I was always really thin. Anyway, over the past year, I've managed to lose 50 lbs, and am finally under 200, so I'm definitely not a fat hater, but this is beyond disgusting. It is just absolutely gross. I don't understand how someone gets off on that shit. The pic of her with the syrup just made me want to puke. This will be my inspiration to lose the last 40 lbs.
Aside from the health risks, it's nasty. She's probably funky as hell, too.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 7:41am.
hahahahahahaahahahaa Take out the trash... mow the yard... PUT THE FUCKIN LID DOWN!!! I can haz wife?
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Let's practice.
Ask for that damn raise, you loser!
Fix the basement door, lazy bastard!
You impotent weasal, the dogs anal glands need expressed!!!!!!!
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this is the perfect post to read before lunch! slim fast shake, anyone?
and before anyone thinks I'm a fat basher, I've struggled and continue to struggle with my weight. chubby kid, yo-yo dieting teen & adult til I gained almost 50 lbs about 2 years because of depression/anxiety issues. slowly losing the weight, down 35 lbs since this time last year, another 20 to go. I have fat genes by the dozens, so I'll never be "petite/gamine/super slender" but I'm ok with being a little thick- sorry, didn't mean this to be a diatribe on my body/weight.
long winded point: takes a whole lotta big macs, krispy kremes, and chalupas to get to that level of big. genes can contribute but behavior definitely overrides genetics.
Swimming in a clorinated swimming pool can clean parts out. Since we weight about 10% of our actual weight while in water, she can more easily spread and separate her folds and genital region.
As a lap swimmer myself, I'm off to drown myself if this is the case.
Then again, I know that this is how some morbid/ super morbidly obese peple get clean - esp. with pools that have zero entry or lift capacities.
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How does somebody this size go to the bathroom and keep themselves hygienic?
Submitted by catwoman on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 10:53am
Congrats on losing the weight! I know not all weight gain is genetics, but sometimes it is. I was chubby as a kid, but then I hit my teen years and shot up to 5'10, still I had to diet to lose the weight and I still to this day have to work to keep the chunk off.
And I don't like people who make excuses for their weight either, but some people think it's so easy and fat people are just lazy, but that's not always the case.
But the amount of pure hatred on here makes me sick and I felt like I needed to respond. Worse yet are the people claiming to work in the medical field who obviously lack empathy and compassion.
Never eating again.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 9:55am.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:42am.
You white boys are some dirty nasty mofo's!!!! As a plus size African American female, I got plenty of offers for face sitting, nude boxing, nude wrestling, ball kicking and my all-time favorite..... stap-on sex!!!! I never charged money because I enjoyed "sticking it" to the man, literally, and they enjoyed “taking it” from a Black woman. Go Figure.
Oh and yes, they were married or had a partner who would not do it and even one conservative Republican Legislator…LOL!
I love da freaky swirl! (Digging out my dusty shackles & police nightstick……..)
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Ha, ha!!! Git it, girl! I would love to hear more stories about this. It's dlisted, not cafemom.com.
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Wowie zowie. *goggle-eyed*
What is 'stap-on sex'? *imagination going into overdrive*
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Submitted by harveyprice on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:59am.
Be big as you want...just pay for all your own medical care please.
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With what? The high wages fat people earn? From the high status jobs everyone's rushing to hire them for?
They must like not having medical care and being treated like shit, or they wouldn't have gotten so fat, right? Because human bodies are 100% under the control of their owners.
Or maybe some of us would like to think that, so that we have a good excuse to dump hatred on them.
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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen
Needs bigger pies!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Isn't it great how we can all bond together in the knowledge that we're more virtuous and attractive than these inhuman freaks?
No matter how low you might be on the totem pole, there's always a marginalized underclass that you can stomp on for a cheap laugh. Bonus points for the sexual objectification.
There's no chance whatsoever that a walking penis holster might be a human with hopes and dreams who doesn't actually enjoy being treated like shit, but just plays along because she has to make a living somehow and there aren't a lot of employment opportunities for non-beauty-compliant, non-white non-males. So no need to feel any twinge of conscience.
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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen
Be big as you want...just pay for all your own medical care please. Thanks. (Oh and before my ass gets jumped, I feel the same way about smokers, etc.)
Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:20am.
Did MK Photoshop pies over her titties but the chips and coke aren't?
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I thought for sure the Doritos were photoshopped in, just like the pies, but to be certain I went to her blog for the original pic. The Doritos and Coke were there. And I don't know that MK's pies were necessary, since I can't see any nipplage at all in the original -- I guess her nips are buried somewhere in there.
Since I was already there, I noticed she had 145 comments on her blog post, and I just had to see what people were saying. There was only one asking where she lives. The other 144 were drug spams.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 10:13am.
Half of me wants to never leave the gym and the other half wants to grab a bucket of donuts and start a new career...
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I know right?!
Damned if you, damned if you don't.
Better to not give a goddamn what anyone thinks and live YOUR life.
If you are fine being a fat ass or a skinny ass, then more the fuck power power to ya either way!
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Did MK Photoshop pies over her titties but the chips and coke aren't?
I'm gonna refrain from fat jokes at this time. Fat is the new norm and Americans are only gonna get fatter in years to come.
I'm pretty sure Doritos don't grow on a farm...just sayin
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That was disturbing. I suspect this lady smells bad, because there is no way she herself can reach all parts of her body. I'm on a liquid diet as from now on.
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okay, I don't care about a little overweight, but this is fucking disgusting. I don't care if anyone thinks I am being judgemental. THIS IS GROSS
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Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 10:21am.
Wow. What is with all the fat hate on this thread? I am so offended at how hateful and judgmental some of you are.
Not everyone is fat because they sit around eating processed food all day. In fact, my Dad had 4 sisters, all of whom were very over weight (they have all had gastric bypass and are thin now).
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Doesn't the success of their gastric bypass prove that genetics was not the cause of weight gain? If the solution was to force them to eat less, and that worked, then overeating got them where they are.
Ugh. Someone I know had the lapband surgery. She lost a ton of weight but then started eating what she wanted and the things became infected or something and she re-entered Heifer Territory. Her boss, who is a friend of mine, said she was consuming more calories in one day than he did in a week. So she decided to get the gastric bypass, telling everyone the lapband doesnt work. Um, yeah, it does if you adhere to the life-time restrictions. Same with gastric bypass. She has now lost another ton of weight and looks really good. But we'll see how long it is before she returns to her old eating habits.
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@prettyhatemachine----I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this woman's weight is not caused by genetics. You only get this ginormous by having a disease known as over active fork syndrome.
And get ready to really throw the shit at me-yes, genetics and various other diseases do contribute to being fat. I know, I gained over 60 pounds before being diagnosed with hypothyroid. It was VERY difficult to lose the weight and took me almost 2 years to do it. But I worked my ass off and have managed to keep all the weight off. I never gave up, blaming my weight on my thyroid and taking a defeatist attitude about it. So, I have very little patience for people who allow themselves to get huge then blame everything in the world instead of working to get rid of the weight.
And the weight hate goes both ways. As I've lost weight I can't tell you how many comments I've gotten about how skinny I am (ps I'm a healthy weight). I think it's bullshit people have no problem telling me to eat a cheeseburger (even though I'm fucking healthy) but it's considered offensive to tell a fatty to hop on the treadmill.
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Cat woman, right on!
Weight is a function of calories in and calories out. Even if all you eat is baked chicken and veggies, if you eat more than you burn, you're gonna pack on the pounds. Plus, a lot of people think certain things are healthy that really aren't.
I don't agree with putting people down for being obese, but any way you look at it, it is not healthy or beneficial in any way to be as big as that mocha woman above.
Ummm wierd, but whatever floats your boat!
Okay, I had heard of squashing before but I thought it was a joke fetish. What the hell, people. Are you trying to get us to extintion or
My boobs are that big if not bigger! My back is killing me.
lil_bit - that's pretty much all I could come up with, also...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 7:41am.
I'm spending way too much time trying to figure out the pleasure in this fetish...
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This squashing kinda reminds me autoerotic asphyxiation, when men suffocate themselves to achieve orgasm. Sometimes that results in accidental death.
The lengths people would go to get their rocks off are astounding... *scratches head*
Oh no, no, I'm good. I'm good.
BWAAAAAAHAAAHAAA
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Wow. What is with all the fat hate on this thread? I am so offended at how hateful and judgmental some of you are.
Not everyone is fat because they sit around eating processed food all day. In fact, my Dad had 4 sisters, all of whom were very over weight (they have all had gastric bypass and are thin now). My grandparents have a large farm so everything that ate was fresh, I can never remember ever eating processed at their house. My aunts grew up working on the farm and went off to college. One is a college professor, one owns a medical supply company, one is a nurse practitioner, and the last one took over the farm. None of them were lazy and all held real, GOOD jobs. You can not tell me that genetics doesn't come into play when it comes to some peoples weight and size.
As far as overweight people being a burden on tax payers, I can think of much bigger burdens. Such as people going around having kids with random people who can't afford them. Or drug addicts who will go in and out of jail/rehab their entire life until finally ending up in a group home suffering from a TBI. Any one of us could have a heart attack or stoke, or get into an accident and end up being a burden to the system.
One last thing to the people in the medial field complain about over weight people.. GET A NEW JOB. People like you have no compassion and are the last thing that people want to deal with when their sick. Or for family members to see their loved one getting treated like shit because, I guess you forgot when you chose your profession, people come in all shapes and colors. I worked as a PCA while I was in college and not once did I judge any of the people who lived in the assisted living facility where I worked. Most of the people were suffering from MS, some were paraplegics. Some were fat, some were skinny. Some were old. Men and women.
I am glad that my mom raised me to not judge strangers so harshly and to have respect for others.
And don't tell me not to come on this site, because it's not even the same thing. Ragging on the human urinal for spamming E! WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY! Is not the same as being cruel to people about their appearance.
ahhh i posted about this! it is an issue/opportunity that more people need to know about!
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Half of me wants to never leave the gym and the other half wants to grab a bucket of donuts and start a new career...
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What kind of fuckery is this?
First planking, owling and now this squashing business? There's way too much fuckery going on these days.
And add me to the get-the-fuck-off-me after sex type.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
I used to really respect Dr. Drew for being on Loveline and telling kids what's what. Now this is just a ratings grab! People with this fetish already know where to go and what to do, they don't need a map.
How do I say this without sounding like a man hater which I'm not. My husband is awesome, my dad is awesome...
But what is it with (some) men and their weird fetishes? Like stomping and worse, children? Women aren't completely excluded but it's very rare, these things are largely men's deals. I just don't get it, and why they have to indulge instead of saying 'this is fucked, I need help.'
Suzy, I guess it depends on the fetish...in my non-expert opinion, I feel as long as everyone involved is an adult and consents to it, then go for it. At the Museum of Sex in NYC, they have a video of a man getting turned on by women in stilettos popping balloons. Weird? Yes. But with fetishes that don't really pose a danger to anyone, it doesn't really bother me. Certain other shit, tho...on my PC yesterday, a screen popped up with a link to live webcams. It had a video of a girl who i'm going to assume was of legal age, but they had her done up like a 12 year old. THAT is sick shit. I don't care if she's 80 irl, the fact that someone gets off by looking at a girl who looks that young is SICK.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:42am.
You white boys are some dirty nasty mofo's!!!! As a plus size African American female, I got plenty of offers for face sitting, nude boxing, nude wrestling, ball kicking and my all-time favorite..... stap-on sex!!!! I never charged money because I enjoyed "sticking it" to the man, literally, and they enjoyed “taking it” from a Black woman. Go Figure.
Oh and yes, they were married or had a partner who would not do it and even one conservative Republican Legislator…LOL!
I love da freaky swirl! (Digging out my dusty shackles & police nightstick……..)
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Ha, ha!!! Git it, girl! I would love to hear more stories about this. It's dlisted, not cafemom.com.
After reading and watching this I am now kicking myself for passing up the box of twinkies on sale at our local grocery store. I coulda grabbed a few hundred of those babies and been well on my way to my own website, on air interview and client list.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:24am.
Coke and Doritos should sue for having to be associated with this fat piece of garbage
what? nobody cares about Elmo? Poor little bugger is cornered and doesn't want to take the chance going near hongray hongray hippo when she finishes the Dorritos.
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The FUCK is wrong with people? One of these days this bitch is going to crush some dudes chest, killing him.
So stupid, and so gross..\