It's A Baby Benicio Del Toro!
As Kristin Davis and the daughter she adopted a couple of weeks ago get pushed to the side, Kimbo Stewart poses with the baby girl she made with Benicio Del Toro during a drunken night of romance when they ignored what their pack leaders said and gladly partook in wolf and mare sex. One of my friends (Yes, I have one of those. And yes, she only appears to me in a cloud of bong smoke.) said that Kimbo's daughter Delilah looks like her Ukrainian grandma sans a head scarf and a lip mole that resembles a piece of ground beef. But to me, Delilah looks exactly like Benicio in the face. Delilah is even howling out yonder and eying the landscape for squirrels to catch. Just like her daddy! Kimbo told Hello! that she thinks her baby looks Benicio-ish in the face and that he's involved in his daughter's life (translation: the check clears every month):
"The whole family, including Benicio, was at the hospital and my mom and Benicio were in the delivery room with me. Benicio's very involved, he and Delilah have a very special bond. I named her after the Tom Jones song, as I'd always loved that. She definitely looks like her dad, but she has my legs and eye colour."
Saying shit like "she has my legs" is better than saying "she has my ass," which I've seen on Facebook before from a fucked up individual (I am not naming names). So either Kimbo has short, stubby roly poly legs that smell like Johnson's or Delilah has long furry legs made for stompin' snakes. I'm going to say it's the first one.
Re: African American babies for adoption...
the adoptions cost exactly the same as a domestic white babies.
there are more AA babies available for adoption - especially since wany white families only want a white child.
don't be mean - its ugly
Kristen baby is freaking adorable. I think she will be an amazing mom and that girl is extremely lucky.
And, why are people making such a big deal out of the legs comment? I am bowlegged(thanks, mom) and looking back on my baby pictures, it was clear I was going to have my mom's legs.
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I used to think Benicio was the bomb (not anymore)and that baby looks like ME!! Freaky! My baby pictures I mean!! I didn't turn out too bad! :)
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I think they are both cute babies.
People are adopting black babies because they don't have to pay some adoption agency or lawyer to do so. They are charging for Chinese girls as well. I guess back in the day folks would want to adopt a child that closely resembled them, but now I guess it is why fake it. The baby needed a home and love and you wanted to give yours.
"Kimberly Stewart showing of her illegitimate child I guess that is how she will stay relevant selling pictures of a new born like she isn't a slut anymore. Kimberly is also talking about getting back into acting... funny why didin't start a career before why now after having a baby with benicio.. i guess benicio got played by this slut sorry i mean a amazing mother how sad.. Kimberly also says in the article that she wants to teach her child MORALS..IS she going to tell how she was conceived and that she was broody and wanted a baby benicio you stupid man...and i am sorry but the baby doesn't look like benicio it's blond and blue eyed with a big head."
I agree with you on Kimberly, except for I do think the baby looks like him. She has his cheeks and mouth totally. But yes she is a no talent bimbo famous for being celebrity offspring. These men are dumb to have unprotectex sex with women. She obviously wanted to get knocked up if she took no precautions. what better way to pay your rent than getting knocked up with an A-listers baby.
I don't know if I'd call Kimbo's baby ugly per se....I mean she looks like a normal funny looking baby.
And my goodness...why is it such a big deal that celebrities are adopting black babies...what does it really matter! I mean I have to say the only person that seems ingenuine about their adoption choices is Madonna...it just seems so contrite. But for the most part the rest of these people seem to genuinely be happy to be mothers and I say the more kids that find good loving homes...the better!
"... long furry legs made for stompin' snakes"
HAHA hell-arious MK!
I dont think the baby looks ANYTHING like BDT, but then again it is kinda too early to determine. We all know the daddy could be ANNNNNYBODY! Meh.
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she has my legs?! she's a newborn! why are these people allowed to have babies! ugh.
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that baby looks like a damn monkey (Kimbo's don't report me)
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Can someone please explain to me how a newborn has someone's legs? Kimbo, please. You're over the moon, we get it.
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AH HA HA HAHA! As my mother would say "There's no way he can deny that child!"
I think he is ugly but I'd do him. He looks like he'd be a primitive beast in bed *shivers in a good way*.
adopting honkey babies is so 1980's
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Kimberly Stewart showing of her illegitimate child I guess that is how she will stay relevant selling pictures of a new born like she isn't a slut anymore. Kimberly is also talking about getting back into acting... funny why didin't start a career before why now after having a baby with benicio.. i guess benicio got played by this slut sorry i mean a amazing mother how sad.. Kimberly also says in the article that she wants to teach her child MORALS..IS she going to tell how she was conceived and that she was broody and wanted a baby benicio you stupid man...and i am sorry but the baby doesn't look like benicio it's blond and blue eyed with a big head.
I am biracial, and was adopted into a white family. I don't know really if interracial adopting in frowned on here, but as someone who knows...it can be awkward on the child.
That's putting it mildly. I really should know more about adoption rules and regulations, shouldn't I?!
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OK, so I've got a question here. What are the adoption rules like in the US? Everyone seems to be adopting black babies, don't you have like they do in the UK that inter-racial adoptions are discouraged (you could really say banned, as they would rather have that little baby rot in the system than have it adopted by a white family)? I am really curious on this. Because like I said here, there's been an uproar a few months ago after the government decided to consider lifting the restrictions on the inter-racial adoptions and everyone was like, but the white folk can't care for a black baby, they are unable to meet their cultural needs and so on. So what is it like across the pond?
Did Kimbo keep the kid because she thought it would help her get better tabloid coverage? Everyone wants to be a Kardashian.
Delilah is an ugly baby for now, while Kristin Davis is following the agenda by adopting the already usual black pet. White kids just dont do for these Hollyweirdos and their handlers.
That picture of Kristin Davis with her adorable Gerber baby clutching both her sleeve and her hand is coal-heart-melting goodness.
Gonna cry now. arghhhhhhhh
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Ironic that Mariah's twins turned out unexpectedly cute, while model Kim's turned out surprisingly homely.
And sad/funny(?) the magazine makes the point of saying Kristin's ADOPTED daughter, least confuse people into thinking she had sex w/a black dude ..
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:43pm.
Well, a lot of it is probably stuff like, "I'm hungry" or "I pooped." :D But it would be fun to relive all that wonder at stuff we take for granted like TV, glass and stuffed animals.
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Yes, those are beautiful babies indeed. I'd love to be a baby whisperer, so I could know what's going on in those little heads.
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Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 9:38pm.
Both babies are beautiful!
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Negative ghost rider, The one on the left is fugly
That's a capital F
So either Kimbo has short, stubby roly poly legs that smell like Johnson's or Delilah has long furry legs made for stompin' snakes. I'm going to say it's the first one.
Oh my God, I just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Personally I hope it's the latter - I'd love to see those furry legs.
This poor child is doomed.
Because Benicio's pale, blonde and blue eyed? Ho sit down. Stop name dropping. Fucking on an Oscar nominated star one time and then having his kid as some sort of life trap will not make you anything more than Rod Stewart's annoying fuck up daughter.
Awwww, Kristen's baby is too cute, I'm glad for her. But damn, if she wanted a black baby couldn't she have contacted me? I would've been more than happy to grant her desires in an organic way.
Wow. No denying that that's Benicio's...
Submitted by ZenShaman on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 10:08pm.
Blame the elderly for living longer.
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The earth is bursting at the seams!!
Both babies are beautiful!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Looks like the baby was lucky and didn't get Kim's snout. Hopefully it won't get Benicio's scowl.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 6:57pm.
@Bjork...
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I don't think we can have too many Jerri Blank avies. Someone else has one, too.
Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:19pm.
I don't think the name Delilah has a SINGLE positive connotation. Dumbass must have bleach seeping into her brain.
And sadly that baby looks JUST like her daddy. I hope she changes as she grows up, because otherwise she lost the genetic lottery. If I had to choose a male celebrity for a little girl to take after, Benecio del Toro would NOT be it.
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yup that's Benecio's baby, alright.
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I hadn't heard this song in years! Its so brutal.
Nice going dumbo Kim.
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looks like someone at hello! overdid it with the blur tool on kim's face.
even though i think delilah is cute, i'm still laughing about the werewolf baby comment. thank you Anonymoussss.
Dummy names her baby Delilah because she loves the Tom Jones song. It's about a woman who gets stabbed to death because she cheats on her boyfriend. You name your baby after that?? The little bitch doesn't even have a fighting chance now.
B del T is one of the ugliest humans ever. How could anyone...have sex with that, much less unprotected sex? It just boggles the mind. I hope she goes by Stewart. Delilah Del Toro is an awful name. Del Del or Dildo... the possibilities are terrible. She should have just gone all in and named her Dizzy Duquesa De Alba. And keep that babydaddy around so that the kid will be acclimatized to the fug and won't freak out when she sees a mirror.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 5:31pm.
Baby got a bad combo of Kim/Ben genes. It's even worse because she's a girl. Some men can get away with rough looks but not a woman.
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Co-sign. That poor chile is not cute. And I love babies.
I hope Benicio's daughter doesn't get his nasty racoon eyes. She looks fine. Kristin should raise her.
@Bjork...
When I was deciding on my avi, I was going to use one of my jpegs of Jerri where she's in the striped pants and crocheted brown sweater vest with the quote "Where did you get your outfit Jerri?" "At the Comfort Zone!" it says underneath. But then I saw your avi, and said nah I can't copy cat Jerri. Only one Jerri avi allowed I say! :)
I have a great pic of Jerri with just a fur coat and boots, like a real Irene Cara "Fame" pose. Did you ever see that pic of Jerri? haha :)
Kristin Davis is so damn pretty. She seems so kind, and she seems like she would make a good mom.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 6:13pm.
@Bjork....also, for what it's worth, we were talking last week at work about how some of the higher ranking executives could use a little GLINT :) haha
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Ha, ha! That baby episode, "A Burden's Burden," is one my favourites. In order to teach them about responsibility, Jerri and her classmates are given a real baby to look after. Of course, after intentionally trying to lose it, she then gets the idea to sell it because she knows that she can get more money on the market for a white one. Genius episode all the way around (her attempted seduction of Tammy Littlenut in the hotel is priceless).
http://www.comedycentral.com/full-episodes/strangers-with-candy/102-a-bu...
Kimbo's girl looks like she might grow up to have an upper squished face and a lower horse face.
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Limbo's daughter is not very cute. But she didn't stand a chance looks wise considering how bothe parents look.
kristin's daughter looks gorgeous from what I can tell.
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@Bjork....also, for what it's worth, we were talking last week at work about how some of the higher ranking executives could use a little GLINT :) haha
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Yes, I've seen that epi. Jerri is my all time favorite television creation. EVER!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 4:10pm.
Kimbo's face! Ugh!
Happy for KD, I guess she has always wanted kids but it never happened. Cannot hate on adoption (but seriously, are white kids out 'o fashion now?!)
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No, just hard to get, like a Birkin or Kelly bag.
Anyone see the episode where Jerri Blank tried to sell a baby on the black market?
The Dlisted Fates have spoken (see all posts below)...and apparently Benicio's spawnling is doomed for life.
C'mon y'all, she's not that bad. The camera just caught her cooing at something and hence the 'howling at the moon' face. I think she'll be okay.
P.S. What the hell would it have been like to have dumb-ass Benicio in that delivery room?
Stewart's child is unfortunate in the face. Looks a lot like I did as a baby. *shudder*
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