Tuesday, October 25th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Tracy Nelson (with special guests Matthew and Gunnar Nelson) (48)
Ciara (26)
Katy Perry (27)
Josh Henderson (30)
Mehcad Brooks (31)
Craig Robinson (40)
Adam Goldberg (41)
Adam Pascal (41)
Chely Wright (41)
Mathieu Amalric (46)
Michael Boatman (47)
David Furnish (49)
Chad Smith (50)
Chrissy Amphlett (52)
Nancy Cartwright (54)
Helen Reddy (70)
Marion Ross (83)
Barbara Cook (84)

Posted by: Michael K


Dion flowerboy's picture

Tracy Nelson was great in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills," and in "Square Pegs." After that, I guess she gracefully bowed out.

z-listed's picture

..Mark Harmon was a tool to these boys mother however..

Elaborate please! The only think I know about Mark Harmon is that he and Pam Dawber have been married a long, long, long time.

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Kris Harmon Nelson And Mark Harmon are sister and brother. After Ricky Nelson died, there was a custody battle between them fr the youngest Nelson, Sam. Mark accused Kris of drug use and things got very ugly. This was back in the late 80s.

z-listed's picture

NELSON!!!!! Squeeeeeeel!

shandi's picture

Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:58am.

..Mark Harmon was a tool to these boys mother however..

Elaborate please! The only think I know about Mark Harmon is that he and Pam Dawber have been married a long, long, long time.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 6:39am.
oh my who are these brash yet golden lions?!?!

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Hahahaha!

Newportjoey's picture

Now that was when hair was flawless. Remarkably these 2 men have kept their pretty faces and boy bits OUT of the nasty public eye. Ozzie and Harriet produced some great children and grandchildren....Mark Harmon was a tool to these boys mother however.....Joey has Irish Alzheimers.....I never forget a grudge.....

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BitchyD's picture

@ sinjin
I never really stopped to watch it. I think I caught one episode 1/2 way through and kept on flipping.

sinjin's picture

LMAO, they look like bad impressions of Beethoven!

@ BitchyD, have you seen her story on Celebrity Ghost Stories?

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BitchyD's picture

Haven't seen Tracy Nelson in anything since she did that really bad episode/spin off pilot on The Nanny. The one where she gets the shampoo girl job at the chatterbox beauty parlor. Easily one of my least favorite episodes to catch on rerun. I also remember her from the Father Dowling Mysteries with Tom Bosley. I have to admit that it totally freaked me out the first time I saw her without a habit on.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by snowball: "Those Nelsons get me all confused..."

Me too! I was thinking Tracy Nelson was the one who married Michael J Fox, but that was Tracey Pollan.

When you're old it gets all muddled. (Speaking for myself, naturally.)

Albatross's picture

HB Helen Reddy!

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Do Matthew and Gunnar sodomize each other?

Discuss!

snowball's picture

Those Nelsons get me all confused. I keep thinking she was the one married to Mark Harmon, but that's Pam Dawber. Tracy's his niece or something. She's the one who was married to that hunky William R. Moses. Then I can't remember which of the twins is the cute one and then I realize that if I can't tell, it doesn't really matter.

Then there's their brother Sam Nelson who I always get mixed up with the dude who was in Flash Gordon.

They're a pretty family though. Uh, HB Tracy!

i luv that picture because that woman was married to William R Moses--my favorite lifetime movie stah!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

So she wouldn't blow him ANNNNNND she doesn't want him to ejaculate inside her. Hey dumbass, and you keep coming back for WHY!???
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:55am.

lohan was shooting playboy spread over weekend
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Emphasis on the word 'spread'. Ew. Oh wait, Playboy doesn't do the speckled beaver shots, do they? Because they're all klassy and shit. :P

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:55am.
lohan was shooting playboy spread over weekend
ha ha
ode to the morgue

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snowpiece's picture

look at this freaking tool, Lilo's male role model:
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/25/michael-lohan-oral-sex-kate-major-domestic...

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Careful, little girl, or the gay lionesses will eat you up!

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:55am.
lohan was shooting playboy spread over weekend

Hef is paying the ho 750K. That should keep her nose and crackpipe filled for a bit.

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:55am.

lohan was shooting playboy spread over weekend
ha ha
ode to the morgue
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I imagine the photoshop budget alone will be AT LEAST half of what they are paying her.

Few Words's picture

lohan was shooting playboy spread over weekend
ha ha
ode to the morgue

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

So, Katy Perry is 27 and acts 12. Cool.
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Douchechill!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-GHEY-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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snowpiece's picture

since we are off topic and on our fave topic, MBlo was arrested last night for domestic violence, AGAIN! Complained of chest piains, AGAIN, went to the ER and then to jail!

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Let me guess, Lindsay's Playboy shoot will be yet another Marilyn Monroe "homage". Useless slut.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:06am.

Is Sarah Michelle Gellar a long-lost Nelson? I always thought so.

Damn Hekki, she sure does look it.

Just had a Marion Ross flashback - Love Boat episode, and effin Andy Warhol was on it. She was supposed to be one of Andy's IT girls back in the day. I think Andy's big line was saying hi to her. WTF.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 7:02am.

No problem. Technical assistance is what I'm here for.

*bows*

Well, that and the posting of irrelevant music videos.

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

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Raul Duke's picture

HB Mrs. Cunningham !

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Few Words's picture

lohan to pose for playboy (TMZ)
ha ha
next stop: porn

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Nelson was the best!

Has anyone else been having a problem since yesterday with the page disappearing? I assume an ad or something is breaking it, because I can see DListed for a moment or two and then it blanks to a completely white screen. Compatibility mode brings the page back, thank god. I'm running Windows 7 and IE9.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 6:45am
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LMAO! Ya I figured some of you bitches would be hacking on me with that shot!

I think she looks goofy cute there and NOTHING can stop my love for Goopy!

*puts rope and duct tape in trunk and grabs directions to Goopy's house*

Hekki's picture

Is Sarah Michelle Gellar a long-lost Nelson? I always thought so.

HB to Adam Goldberg and Helen Reddy. I HAAAATE Marion Ross.

That is all.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 6:40am.
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Thanks Mig, I really am a computer retard...some would say I'm just a plain retard but...hey look.....

*sees shiny penny on ground picks it up and swallows it*

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 6:45am.
@Whamo: what Migraineuse said. thanx;)

letinstar's picture

happy birthday to almost all these sluts...*side eyes nancy cartwright*

here's a little chrissy amphlett working it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYzQb6cc5E
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I sang along to Helen Reddy as a Teeny Imp Vix. She has some pipes!

I well remember Tracy from SQUARE PEGS, which was totally KEWL. Like, gag me with a spoon, okay? Her brothers' hair is truly a national treasure. How many cans of Aqua Net had to die for that???

Happy BD, Mrs Cunningham! I think she secretly wanted to bone Fonzie....Eeeeyyyyyyyy!

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Few Words's picture

luscious locks rock

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fredfred's picture

katy perry is only 27?! eek.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

@Whamo: what Migraineuse said. thanx;)

oh and tip toe over here for a sec Whamo hehehe
http://dlisted.com/2011/10/24/open-post-hosted-vintage-goop

Migraineuse's picture

They look even more like the characters from Ultima 7 part 2, Serpent Isle, but I couldn't find good screenshots for that.

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

Migraineuse's picture

To create youtube link:

Find video you want in Youtube.

Copy the URL. (ctrl-c)

Paste the URL into Dlisted post (ctrl-v)

Done.

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

suckandfuck's picture

oh my who are these brash yet golden lions?!?!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 6:10am.
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Hi Feel YA! hey how do you create these youtube links? I'm such a dolt I have know clue.

Whamo's picture

Tracy Nelson...Sorry Tracy but you've been eclipsed by the spectacular lion maned ghey boys you have with you. WTF???

Katy Perry... I actually think she's quite pretty and I love LOVE her titties

Nancy Cartwright...I'm with the FUCK NANCY and the scientolos movement people.

Helen Reddy...ah when singers were real singers without all the auto-tune, lip-syncing bullshit
Most of these bitches wouldn't have a career if it were 35-40 years ago. Katy and her beautiful titties included.

Happy Bday Sluts

Migraineuse's picture

So you young skanks can see what I mean:

Ultima 7 Characters

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

jerseygirl17's picture

Happy Birthday to everyone except Nancy Cartwright, who is funding some hardcore fascist Scientologist fuckery. *in Chris Crocker voice*. LEAVE THE SOUTH PARK GUYS ALONE!!!!!!

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TexnDoc's picture

Justin Bieber sort of pales compared to those two, huh?

Ophelias evil twin's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCm5CEHO1_k&NR=1

I am woman hear me RAWWWR !! HB Helen.

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