Wednesday, October 26th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Video Contest WINNER For October 25th!
"Attention on the set: Would someone please move Ms. Montag away from the hot lamps?" - perky
Runners-up:
Too stupid to realize you can't get knocked up from anal, Jessica Simpson fantasizes about her baby's birth. - Twas Brillig
After enduring a strange tickling sensation for several days, Massive Mocha lifted her folds and found what remained of her latest client. - Datura
What the poor gerbils do inside Richard Gere. - OurMissC
via Buzzfeed
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This cap vid was weird as fk. All late to the game cause work fkers blocked dlisted, but you guys did an excellent job. Lmao
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI
50 Cent, Eminem - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4yYtwspOZ4 ("Patiently Waiting")
Congrats all!
Congrats to all!
I am sorry, but SLUTTY WAS ROBBED. She should have been up there.
Congrats to the winners.
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I'm always doing what I think I should
Almost always doing everybody good
Why?
-Fiona Apple "A Mistake"
Yay for the lovely perky♥, Twas Brillig, Datura and OurMissC♥!!
Leave it to dlisters to make something so disgusting into something so funny.
Loves it, perky! Congratulations ever'botty!
::waves at everybody:: You DListers are the chocolate in my peanut butter! ::sniff::
::Screws the lid back on Vern's Peter Pan jar::
*Singing in Shower for PERKY*
*splashes the fab Miss C*
It's raining (chocolate) men! Hallelujah!
Congrattles to all you brave sluts who could look at this!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Hilarious! Congrats!!! :)
Congrats to perky and alll mah loverlies!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
LOL, congrats but I was trying to forget Massive Mocha existed *shudder*
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Yay perky! Congrats also to Twas Brillig and Datura! Thanks MK!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
Great job, congrats to the weiners!!!!
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But this IS my alt!
eHarmony video profile of Paula Deen's dream man.
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Demi is really taking these anti-aging holistic remedies too far...
Well we finally know what happened to Lindsay's teeth.
Smuckers, you fuckers!!!!
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But this IS my alt!
You bring the peanut butter, I'll bring the jelly time.
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But this IS my alt!
And so , the drug sniffing dog was taught to also give head.
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But this IS my alt!
You can try all you want, my dog will NOT be enticed to leave me.
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But this IS my alt!
The Exorcist had just washed the pea soup out of his hair from the Regan MacNeil job and then the next week little Kirstie Alley's mom phoned....I mean, damn.
Demi Moore leaks her number one secret to keeping her man interested. He's on his way in now with the marshmallow fluff...
after a heavy night of trader joe's fiber cakes, kourtney kardashian and scott disick reviewed their footage and wisely decided not to accidently release the sex tape.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Too stupid to realize you can't get knocked up from anal, Jessica Simpson fantasizes about her baby's birth.
Only Jessica Simpson is dumb enough to get pregnant from anal.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 3:38pm.
Papa Joe's fantasy about Jessica's birth canal is sick.
SLUTTY!!!
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
After trying and doing anything to turn back the clock, nothing is left for Madonna to try except to end it all.
Hour 2 in the daily creation that is Kim Kardashian's face.
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"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
Vivid signed Mr. Peanut immediately after seeing his money shot.
Sorry...should have warned you about the panty pudding.
The silent movie critic reviews Gigli
LOL love this one!
Submitted by perky on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 3:44pm.
"Attention on the set: Would someone please move Ms. Montag away from the hot lamps?"
When I suggested we go out and get "shit faced", I was referring to booze!
Unable to get insured by a major film studio following her legal troubles, Lindsey Lohan found work with her new co-star, Peter North.
A Katherine Heigl lung cookie makes her YouTube debut. Mucinex and DreamWorks battle for exclusive representation.
Fresh off the success of her meat costume, Lady Caca gets ready to debute her new shithead outfit.
What the poor gerbils do inside Richard Gere.
The children's classic "Poopie Longstockings."
The Citizens Against Blumpkins new Public Service Announcement tackles a sticky subject with aplomb.
Another satisfied customer at the PBJ glory hole.
I realize Kim Kardashian thinks people will watch her do anything but when she posted a video of herself removing her makeup on Twitter, she was wrong.
Wow... a recreation of The Cell: Part II. Jennifer Lopez's tried to get in his mind and she squirted grape jelly.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 4:11pm.
LOL, Sluttsville.
^^^^^ Second that!! :)
"You Can't Do That On Television" really jumped the shark when they allowed JIF to start sponsoring the show.
LOL, Sluttsville.
After viewing a video of Lindsay's photoshoot, the editors at Playboy realized that all the Photoshopping in the world wasn't going to make her look human!
After enduring a strange tickling sensation for several days, Massive Mocha lifted her folds and found what remained of her latest client.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Chris Martin certainly didn't expect Fishsticks to issue POOP so early this week.
"Attention on the set: Would someone please move Ms. Montag away from the hot lamps?"