James Franco Flaunts His Nalgas On The Cover Of Flaunt Magazine
James Franco is a considerate celebrity who knows that you've seen his face EVERYWHERE and so he's changing things up flashing his ass cheeks everywhere instead. (This is the place where you submit your re-worked "since when does his face and his ass look any different" joke.) James dropped his panties, brushed off the ricocheted air kisses he blows at his own ass in the mirror and cracked a sideways grin for Flaunt Magazine's cover. If it's safe for you to look at Michael Lohan's mug shot at work then it's probably safe for you to look at James Franco's SANS CHONIES ass, butt I put it behind a cut just in case. Get it!
Yes, that's what an un-exfoliated and cold ass looks like. But I expected more from James Franco. There's not an ingrown butt hair, a dangling dingle, a burn mark from a rubber dildo or any other kind of metaphorical symbol that only those with an art school degree can figure out. And this bitch calls himself an artist? For shame. The only way he can prove that he's the Andy Warhol of our time (he can never prove to us that he's the Andy Warhol of our time) is by flaunting his full peen on next month's cover of Flaunt Magazine......with a brush mark on it, of course. I mean, I'm obviously an art connoisseur before a sucio pervert.
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That is one long-ass ass.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
Meatblocks, I think he's on heroin too for all of the reasons you stated. He is reminding more and more of Brad Renfro because of the yellow-y skin and his receding hairline. Is it common to lose your hair when you do heroin or is that a coincidence? His teeth have been looking particularly nasty lately too.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
this guy is a heroin junkie.
his yellow/jaundice skin makes it appear that he also has Hepatitis.
i find nothing redeeming or even entertaining about this overated piece of shit.
he fucking ruined that award show he cohosted. that's heroin at play, peeps.
he's a grubby sallow skinned muthafucka and photoshop is a wunnerful thing when ya can get it (see above).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
He may be a pimple on the ass of society, but he doesn't have any pimples on his ass. Kudos to Franco!
OMG Franco is just...fuck I can't even be bothered finishing this...
That couldn't be his ass. His head's not up it.
I just watched "Soul Survivors" for the first time this weekend. There's a scene where Wes Bentley (Blackheart in my avie), is getting out of bed nude. It's a full ass shot and bitch's ass is as hairy as Robin Williams! Serious black crack bush on my man, Wes. I still lust him though...
Franco just has peach fuzz. Meh.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Yuck yuck yuckity yuck.
(973) Jersey Strong
serious pancake ass
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I smell something when I see a close up picture of a guy's butt. That's a kind of psychosomatic reaction I could do without.
Meh, it's kinda long and droopy. I like them hard, perky and round.
When I first saw the photo, I thought the tattoo said "Flatulent," which somehow seems more appropriate.
I wonder how many licks it takes before it pops...
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
NEW POST PLEASE. I am tired of looking at this.
This is seriously the unsexiest thing I have ever seen.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
That's unsanitary.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:07am.
Deb: LOL that clip where it looks like she is "eating her own face"
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Of COURSE the Coop is "obsessed" by that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:10am.
Well, Sir Whamston, esq! La tee dah!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nope, not gay. Just a hipster. I think I might have Stallone powers!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:53am.
now Whamo, if we can sit through days and days of bolt ons, you can put up with a little bit of male azzz.
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DAYS AND DAYS HORSESHIT!
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
He has a really loooong ass. He should try Goopy's Tracy Anderson method.
Hmmm. Something doesn't add up here. I may be still lacking coffee and coming off of morning wood, but that ass looks a bit less "enthusiastic" than what we saw in tights during the Oscars.
Detective LaToya, you're hired!
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:01am.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:58am.
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I love that Avie!! I think she looks cute in a retarded way. I want her to have my bebeeys!! Bawahhaa
And Deb I actually have Sir Whamston esq on my business card cause Goopy and I roll like that!
I want to bite it
Another celebrity whos fascination I can't get. He's ugly, plain and as uninteresting and smart as an overboiled potato... yet, plenty of mofos find him super hot and whatever. He's just a douchey hipster to me. And could the hipster editors at this magazine explain that cover for me, please? what's the point of having some ugly guy's ugly ass on the cover with a tramp stamp? Ugh!.
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Deb: LOL that clip where it looks like she is "eating her own face"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:39am.
Pruning the roses? Is that what they're calling "it" these days?
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Sounds much classier than trimming the hedges... or weeding the flower bed...
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:01am.
Deb, "My dear Friend, Sir Whamston"
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Exactamundo, snowy! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, "My dear Friend, Sir Whamston"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
lol BSF!!! ;) Okay, okay, it's not a bad ass at all. I just (1) like mine a little more athletic, and (2) think it would be sessier if it wasn't dismembered like that. A little muscular back would go a long way lol.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:53am.
now Whamo, if we can sit through days and days of bolt ons, you can put up with a little bit of male azzz.
(imagine your Gwynnie saying this with my avie's face on)
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Wouldn't Gwynnie call him "Whamston"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
now Whamo, if we can sit through days and days of bolt ons, you can put up with a little bit of male azzz.
(imagine your Gwynnie saying this with my avie's face on)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
First shitstains nasty mugshot,now Franco's hairy ass...why are you torturing us so early in the a.m and where I am living it IS early, you are a big 'ol meaney MK!!!
Here's MK's Boo with Courtney Stodden haters on the Ridiculist. He giggles a bit too.
Oh and James Franco has a fuzzy butt.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/topvideos/2011/10/24/ac-ridiculist-cour...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I prefer to ignore James Franco.
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Make it like a memory
Take away the sound and the sight
There will never be another love
With the power of , you and I
-Barbra Streisand
I got nothin....other than eeeewwww did not need to see that!
*pictures Sucky stabbing his computer screen with his shrivled peen*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
He's so weird. I can't tell if he annoys me or not. If his quirkiness is authentic, then he *might* get a pass. If he's just another form of attention whore, then I can't with him.
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Douchechill!
Nice enough ass I guess. *goes back to sleep*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Pruning the roses? Is that what they're calling "it" these days?
Well this is at least ten years too late. He used to look hot naked. He has the body of a stoner that sits around on the couch all day now.
richbitch's avie puts this pose to shame.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:27am.
Hahahaha! Straight women everywhere are... zzzzzzzzzz
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Hey, hey, hey...over here.
*waves*
I, for one, like a well scrubbed, unhairy man ass free from strange markings.
i spy dingleberries
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I would sooo hit that repeatedly, loves me some Franco
TEXBRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
Hahahaha! Straight women everywhere are... zzzzzzzzzz
I saw this very same ass AND tramp stamp at my daughter's preschool last week. Why don't bitches wear pants that fit?
My avvie is James @ 15, btw: the delinquent years. You'd never guess that he was getting arrested like a Lohan back in the day. See, she needs to develop a new set of coping skills like mah boo. Except I DO NOT wanna see her ass.
No, thank you.
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
I know it's just from the way he posed, but what's with the girly curve of his hip? Meh. My eyes do appreciate the freshly-waxed cheeks though.