Afternoon Crumbs

Gozer the Gozerian and early 80s Billy Idol check out of the Tokio Hotel - Just Jared

"No plan. No backup. No choice" is the same thing Tommy Girl said to Stepford Katie the first time he caught her trying to go down the escape ladder out of her bedroom window - Lainey Gossip

Why is Ronnie Wood hanging around with Lindsay Lohan? - The Superficial

A temporary fruit fly anthem courtesy of X-Factor's first victim - Towleroad

London Fog presents their "She's all we could afford" campaign starring Nicole Scherminger - The Berry

RPattz wants Taylor Lautner's body - Celebitchy

Face by Baby Jane, Dress by ACE Bandage - Hollywood Tuna

Barnes & Noble is currently offering a very special deal: buy 1 copy of Snooki's second book, get 1 free punch to the face - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

PETA is suing Sea World for whale slavery and yet Papa Joe walks free.... - OMG Blog

Eddie Murphy is going back to the raunch - ICYDK

The Best of Whoreoween presented by someone named Melanie Iglesias - Popoholic

BUUUUUUN-NEEEEEEEEEEES (and two humans and a goat too) - Popsugar

What happens when Elton John and Pete Burns' farts touch - The Daily What

It's official: Blake Lively's vagina shoots out Lucky Charm marshmallows - Celebslam

Herman Cain's campaign song is awesome - Videogum

JLo, you know you don't have to do the hail Skeletor salute anymore, right? - Hollywood Rag

Pimp my rider - Cityrag

And just like some beards, GOOP is itchy, annoying and full of crap - SOW

Tyler takes a tumble - I'm Not Obsessed

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Afternoon Crumbs

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:57am.

I love Adam too.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:54am.

I love Adam, I don't care what anybody else thinks. :P His boyfriend's kinda fug, though.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:05am.

Are we playing owl noises?
Hoot hoot hoot!!!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 11:57pm.

Hysteria: Hoot, Hoot!

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 8:53pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 5:41pm.
Hysteria, you really though that was Billy Idol? I haven't clicked the link but it's obvious MK was making a joke.
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Well, neener, neener, neener!!! Aren't you the smartypants owl! Hooot, Hooot!

I don't have to splain myself to you, little hooter.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 6:58pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 5:12pm.
Is it possible for Chris Martin NOT to sound like a complete tool in an interview?

Extensive research has been carried about by some of the world's leading scientists, and their findings confirmed once and for all that NO, it is not possible for Chris Martin NOT to sound like a complete tool in an interview. Secondary findings also proved that he is the biggest, most unbearable fucking twat on this earth.

Submitted by lastdiva on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 6:57pm.

Banner Pic: looks like a fight for the bottom.

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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 6:00pm.

I love Adam Lambert too much. Can't even hate on his piece.

I wonder how much Blake's publicist paid for Hurley to say that. the crush is probably born of total ass-kissing on Blake's part.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Submitted by applehead on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 5:19pm.

JLO has a case of TRex arms

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:46pm.

Gozer! Bwahahahahahaha!

Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:42pm.

that Sauli guy used to be so homely and usual looking before, it's a wonder what a difference peroxide,fake tan and pancake makeup can do to a guy, don't know if i like it or not though,

before:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gp/Sauli+Koskinen+Adam+Lambert+dating+tk...

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:11pm.

Hysteria, you really though that was Billy Idol? I haven't clicked the link but it's obvious MK was making a joke.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:07pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:42pm.

Actually I did not skip to the link. I just read what MK wrote.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:57pm.

Ronnie Wood and Linds? Common denominator? Big-time alkies.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:56pm.

Bahaha! Adam Mutton-dressed-as-a-Lambert.

On the other hand, Goop is looking exquisite as a Renaissance man. I'm impressed - although I still think she's annoying as fuck.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:42pm.

Okay, it's obvious that Elizabeth Hurley was high and/or drunk when she gave that interview. We can't fault her for her words. Much like every interview Paz de la Huerta ever gives.

I can't decide who makes me want to put a bullet in my head more...Goopy, or her douche husband with the suck ass band. Is it possible for Chris Martin NOT to sound like a complete tool in an interview?

What is up with RPattz's eyes on the cover of that mag? they look more vacant than usual.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:19pm.

Whoa..does Eddie M know how many he is pissing off by declaring himself and semi-retired gentlemen of leisure? Fuck. Half of us are living off of alphabet soup, saltines and discounted 80% off starting to smell mouldy fruit.
Anyway, raunch has always been underrated.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:30pm.

MK was being funny. That is not Billy Idol! LOL!
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oooooOOOOOOOOooooo!

i suppose you actually jumped to the link to discover that factoid.

Shame on my skim-readin ass!! He does loook like a young Billy Idol.

*shrugs*
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Submitted by JewJewBean on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:06pm.

Tyler adhesive ducks could have prevented that...j/k. Get well soon.

Adam is insufferable...that is all.

When will they realize BL will NEVER happen. She is very vanilla. Her body is the truth, though.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Submitted by sweet_b on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:01pm.

Hermain Cain is ridiculous as hell...and is nothing more than a minstrel for the Rep Party right now

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:01pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 4:30pm.

MK was being funny. That is not Billy Idol! LOL!

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 3:00pm.

THAT's a current pic of Billy Idol? Holy facelift/filler fuck.

Here's what he looked like when I lost saw him in 2009:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Billy%20Idol/suwarnaadi/BillyIdolBlon...

Me thinks he got a whole head transplant.
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:52pm.

Herman Cain is a complete moron. It's only fitting that he's a Presidential front runner. It;s only a matter of time before some reality show contestant ends up in the White House. Speaking of political videos, here's a really cool arty video about OWS, or actually about the disappearing middle class. Pass it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Kr1lHgggU

I love my celeb news , but I figure it's OK to care about important stuff every once in awhile.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:45pm.

Not that I ever give him much thought, but I never realized Adam Lambert was fighting a losing battle with the chunk

Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:39pm.

Daaaaammmnnnn - Ali looks exactly like her dad.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:39pm.

Adam Lambert is an untalented, fat pig.

Submitted by Starr07 on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:29pm.

I LOVE Eddie Murphy! The Shreck movies rocked because of him, and I'm really looking forward to Eddie hosting the Oscars this year.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:25pm.

Adam Lambert looks like a cross between Kid from Kid n Play and Nosferatu.

Submitted by Courtney Stodden on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:25pm.

I bet it kills Adam Lambert to know that underneath the idiotic shoe-shined hair and body makeup, he's nothing more than a fat, disgusting, full-fledged ginger. It probably hurts even more when he realizes that he's not fooling ANYONE with his lipstick on a pig routine. Fucking heifer.

Submitted by sweet_b on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:23pm.

I am soooo over Blake Lively!!!! I just do NOT get the appeal

Adam is super annoying...I am done with this over glittery tang can I get more of Rojo Caliente!!!!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:17pm.

Good lord, send in the clowns.... no, wait.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:17pm.

Adam Lambert annoys the shit out of me. His boyfriend looks like a sparkly dbag, too.
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