Afternoon Crumbs
Quick Programming Note: This might be my last post of the day (I know, I'll scream "LAZY WHORE!" at the mirror fifteen times today), because I'm going away for the weekend. I'll be posting a tiny bit during the weekend and Monday will be a half Halloween day for my ass. And no "going away for the weekend" is not code for "going to weekend jail because I broke the restraining order Anderson Cooper has against me," but thanks for asking. (Okay, it totally is.) Now on to links!
Heidi Klum, please stop with the trick or treat games and immediately give Slim Goodbody his suit back - The Berry
When I look at Jessica Biel's shoulders all I see is cribskirt genocide - Lainey Gossip
Coming in 2012: Wedding Crashers II starring Courtney Love - Celebitchy
Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a police uniform. That is all. - The Superficial
Seeing Darren Criss yodel out Last Friday Night just completely drained my "tolerance for cheeriness" tank - Towleroad
The Pillsbury Doughboy just found himself a weekend full of fapping material - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Elisha Cuthbert as Marilyn Monroe - Hollywood Tuna
Shia LaDouche graduates from Tool Academy with honors - Popsugar
My abuelita works that sweater with more swagger than Rupert Everett ever could. Truth. - ICYDK
Somebody Heimlich that cat! Bitch obviously swallowed a dog! - OMG Blog
This is a direct threat to Christina Hendricks' magnificent chichis - Popoholic
If you take away the "Billboard" logo and Justin Bieber's name this really would look like a club flyer for a holiday-themed all 80s lesbian night - Just Jared
Game over. This wins Halloween. - The Daily What
"Calm down, everyone! This isn't what it looks like and I know it looks like I'm wearing the remains of a peacock after it got shredded in a lawn mower." - Hollywood Rag
My final guess is....Tommy Girl - Cityrag
Hep pus and pickle juice in a bottle - Celebslam
Alert the aviary, one of their tweaked out flamingos got loose - I'm Not Obsessed
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:04pm.
Slim Goodbody used to gross- and creep me the fuck out when I was little.
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Thought it was just me. I hated that guy-- especially his hair. Weirdo.
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COSIGN. Hated, hated, hated him and his outfit! Who the hell wants to see someone's nasty-ass innards?! *blech*
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:07am.
Heidi lucked and s*cked into all her money.
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Like your mother did.
Though Klum's face is asymetrical, she made it and made it BIG.
Heidi lucked and s*cked into all her money.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:10pm.
I'm guessing none of you sluts watch 'Happy Endings' then? It's well funny!
Those pics of Elisha are from this week's Halloween episode, which had a 'mother and baby' costume almost as good as that Angelina one everyone is fapping over!
I liked that movie! A lot of reviewers (both legit. and online amateur) hated it.
Lazy Whore!
Have a great weekend, MK!
Heidi Klum's wonky eye is getting wonkier.
Great halloween costume
Cheers,
Razors
MK, have a great weekend! xoxo
Have a great weekend, Michael K.!
MK please do nothing but enjoy yourself!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I hope this is not Heidi`s annual Costume Highlight. Started looking forward to her costumes. One of the muscle Groups on her leg looks like a swinging nutsack. That`s all i got.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
"Hep pus and pickle juice" is right. HSN should be ashamed of themselves. I'd tune into the show just to hear in the second hour "We just sold our third bottle!"
Get your Crackolantern on MK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*humps pumpkin*
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Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
Are you going to jail, Mr. K?
Nooooooooo
Anyone try buying an outfit for your kid lately? It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to find one for a girl that isn't grossly sexualized. Since when does a spongebob outfit involve booty shorts?
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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
Have a great weekend away, MK! You deserve it. And remember, if you can't be good, be careful.
Mk, have a wonderful weekend. Happy Slutoween!
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
Wow...Kat fucking Dennings has come a long way from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdNLY5-wCY
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love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
MK HAVE FUN, YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!
Heidi didn't put much thought into her costumes this year I see.
I'm guessing none of you sluts watch 'Happy Endings' then? It's well funny!
Those pics of Elisha are from this week's Halloween episode, which had a 'mother and baby' costume almost as good as that Angelina one everyone is fapping over!
HOW DARE MK have a life!
Who knew the dorky kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun would grow up to not only be a really good actor but also to be so yummy. That picture does things to me.
Happy Weekend MK. I wish I could escape the clusterfuck that I know NYC will be this weekend. No bueno. Have fun!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Heidi has wonk-eye. Period. I never got that she is sooooo beautiful. Body, yes, awesome, but face, meh, there's way better out there.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:04pm.
Slim Goodbody used to gross- and creep me the fuck out when I was little.
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Thought it was just me. I hated that guy-- especially his hair. Weirdo.
I don't get the appeal of Heidi Klum. She seems incredibly average to me.
To be fair to Elisha Cuthbert, the MM thing was a still from a TV show. It's not like it's some self-serving photo shoot.
That said, I don't get the appeal of Elisha Cuthbert. She's pretty, but there are 50 trillion other blonde actresses that are just as pretty. What sets her apart?
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Silly rabbit.
Bales and JGL together - let me be the meat in the sandwich please?! Yumm-er!
Slim Goodbody used to gross- and creep me the fuck out when I was little.
Frances Bean needs to get a DNA test before she marries her secret twin brother.
Is Maggie Gyllenhaal pregnant again? Do not like her Windows Desktop dress.
I love the costume, but it probably only works from one angle/in pictures like that sidewalk 3-D art.
I stared at Tyra for an eternity (2 minutes) trying to figure out what she had on the front of her dress. Then I realized, oh, it's her knee. Funny looking knee.
Have a fun weekend, Michael K!
BYE MK....have a fantastic weekend! You lazy slut!! ;-P
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
-Mitch Hedberg(r.i.p)
Just relieved that daily caption contest pic is no longer the first thing you see when you click the home page. But Heidi has almost as many teefs!
It took a minute to get the Daily What one. OMG--that IS a great costume. Love the creativity of Halloween (when there is any).
Enjoy yourself, Michael!
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Have a great weekend, MK!
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
that barking cat always makes me giggle. I need that on loop. love how when it gets caught and starts meowing. "i'm a cat, yeah, that's it. i'm a cat" LMAO
Why in the world do they keep trying to make Jessica Biel happen...She has an ok face with a muscle butt (big whop) and she is a HORRIBLE actress.
And I actually like and Heidi and Seal together and their family is super cute!
And special notice to all white actresses in Hollywood let the Marilyn Monroe pictorals go...JUST LET THAT SHIT DIE ALREADY. No one will ever look like her and it's so overdone that's it's become super lame.
And please Lawd let Courtney leave that girl alone and just live her life already...Damn
Eh, Seal and Heidi, they bore me with their "our love is amazing and so much better than all of your loves put together"
Joseph is looking might fine, miiiiighty fine
How does Jessica Biel keep getting roles? She's a terrible actress
Elisha - enough with the Marilyn Monroe dresses and poses, it's been done to death. It's embarrassing.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
have fun mk. ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
***** Happy Weekend MK! *****