Usher Parks In A Handicap Spot, Crazed Chaos Ensues
Usher must not have been told that having an overgrown ego that cripples your sense of reason is not considered by the government as an official handicap, because he parked in a spot he wasn't supposed to and it triggered a one-woman shit storm of insanity.
TMZ says that minutes after Usher drove his SUV into one of the handicap spots of a parking lot in Atlanta, a bitch went full crazy on his ass by spraying him in the face with a beer as he sat in the driver's seat. Usher sprayed her back with water, which caused her to start kicking at his SUV. Usher then got out of the car and the mop-headed lunatic went after him while shouting "You don't belong here!" (Insert obligatory YOU MAD.jpg here.) Shit got so real that Fat Elvis had to eat himself up through the grave and take a bus to Atlanta to tame this bruhaha. Watch and weep:
Justin Bieber was born in Usher's uterus, so that asshole motherfucker deserves all the whoops he gets, but even I think that crazy in the long-form Dorothy Hamill wig should've dialed back the insanity a bit. We're only allotted a certain number of public nervous breakdowns before the courts drop a CODE 5150 on our heads and this was not worth it. Bitch went crazy like that gold digging Tameka when Usher suggested they should use a condom so she won't get knocked up with an ATM baby! The reasonable thing to do would've been to call a tow truck, slash his tires, fart on his door handle and then write "I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER" on his windshield in red paint. That's how a reasonable person handles shit.
And can somebody let this lady know that Omar Sharif would like a picture with her. You can tell her not to mind the line, Omar likes cutters. While you're doing that, I'll start writing Omar's obit.
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I started laughing once I sa ELVIS entering the scene...then I remembered it's Halloween.
IS THAT REALLY USHER??? hahaha
Submitted by LOLnatUsillyH0es on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:52pm.
LOL Oh how I love the nonchalant bitch please look on Usher's face while this dingbat had him yoked up yodeling in his face.
and it should've been some angry rapper so one of his angry protege's could've punched her in her bloated screeching face. LOL I hate people being extra because they know someone in the crowd will "save" them.
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Exactly how the fuck do you know why anyone was doing anything? The one thing we do know is that Usher parked his car in a spot he had no right to, and one woman stepped up and told him what the fuck was what. If more people had more balls in this world assholes like Usher might think twice before acting like a selfish prick.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
SupercaliFRAGilisticexpialidocious.
Dumbass.
LOL Oh how I love the nonchalant bitch please look on Usher's face while this dingbat had him yoked up yodeling in his face.
and it should've been some angry rapper so one of his angry protege's could've punched her in her bloated screeching face. LOL I hate people being extra because they know someone in the crowd will "save" them.
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LOVE her spraying beer in his disabled-exploiting asshole face!
A crazy and surprising action that he won't soon forget.
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Well, to be fair, I inadvertantly parked in a hadicapped space once . The handcapped logo on the ground was faded, and I was a bit preoccupied because I was going on an interview. I didn't notice until I walked out of the building and saw it. I was like "Oh Fuck!"
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Well, fuck him. Just being a star doesn't mean he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Actual handicapped people shouldn't have to suffer extra because he's an entitled dick.
I remember when my disabled grandpa came to visit us, he brought his handicap tag along so we could park in the handicapped spots. Guess what! That was the ONE WEEK of the entire decade where all the fucking handicapped people decided to travel to the exact spots WE were going to, and take up the spots!
Submitted by dcgirl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:46pm.
Maybe she got mad because he's Usher, he's a celebrity, and she KNOWS he's not disabled?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The crotch grabbing is so fucking old. Yeah. I get it. You have genitals you like to fondle. Big fucking deal.
Is crotch grabbing considered a fucking talent?
I think NOT.
STOP with the fucking crotch grabbing. I don't need to see you feign masturbation if you have TRUE talent, you fucking public self-touching assholes.
FUCK!
What a self-entitled asshole!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:08pm.
My pop has gout something fierce. People yell and make faces at him when he uses his permit. He can only stay in the store ten minutes before it's unbearable.
My pop is fucking awesome because he does not give a shit and throws those "hen cluckers" (his words) a good old-fashioned middle finger!!!
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Good for him. My Pop (Poppy) had gout too, and was the most understanding person ever. The only difference was my Pop(py) was the calmest person alive, and I ended up being the cunt. He calmed me down, and I learned to be a bitch in spite of it. Cheers to our Pops.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Both behaved badly. I hope some cop follows up and tickets Usher's ass. Fuck entitled people.
He stood back from the fracas like the entitled piece of shit he is, but no one is fooled. Fuck you Usher, you still have the ability to flip your dick up and down and all around, motherfucker. People who need those spots don't. Get your ass there on time and you won't need a spot up front.
Fuck his hanging back, Pollyanna shocked-by-this- face. You know you're responsible, bitch.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:08pm.
My pop has gout something fierce. People yell and make faces at him when he uses his permit. He can only stay in the store ten minutes before it's unbearable.
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It seems that the people who make the biggest public stinks over the disabled parking spaces are just pissed off that they can't park close to businesses and resent anyone who can. In their minds, unless a person is "missing limbs," they don't deserve it. Should your father have to walk around with a sign saying, "I have gout?" Hell no. Bitches need to mind their own business and stop making assumptions and judgements.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:08pm.
My pop has gout something fierce. People yell and make faces at him when he uses his permit. He can only stay in the store ten minutes before it's unbearable.
My pop is fucking awesome because he does not give a shit and throws those "hen cluckers" (his words) a good old-fashioned middle finger!!!
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Good for your pops, EvilShoe!
You have to have finesse about these things. Usher's a rich star who parked in the Handicapped zone, come on. If I saw some "star" do this, I would have etched a cute little picture of a wheelchair on his door with my Swiss pocket knife when no one was looking. But that's me.
My pop has gout something fierce. People yell and make faces at him when he uses his permit. He can only stay in the store ten minutes before it's unbearable.
My pop is fucking awesome because he does not give a shit and throws those "hen cluckers" (his words) a good old-fashioned middle finger!!!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
I'd love to see more public outrage when some lazy, able bodied dickhead parks in the handicap spot.
Yes, he was wrong to park in the handicapped space, but spraying beer or any other substance on a person is assault. She could have asked him to move and then if he did not, gone to the security of whatever business the space belongs to. (Just came from the grocery store, where I saw this done twice without incident.)
She's lucky it turned out to be Usher and not someone who might have responded by punching her in the face or worse. Can't help but to feel bad for her kid, because obviously his mom has a lot worse problems than not getting a parking space. Bitch has serious anger management issues.
Also, why does everyone assume that just because a person doesn't look disabled to them, that they don't actually have a disability or debilitating illness? The person you're sneering at because you don't think he/she looks disabled enough might be in crippling pain that they work hard to mask. Keying people's cars. That's just ignorant, vile and criminal.
He was wrong for parking in a handicapped space but assaulting someone is much worse an offence. There are other ways of handling that I'm sure there was a cop parked in the vicinity she could have alerted. Why subject your child to a volatile situation like that? And what did she mean by, "You don't belong here"?
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I HATE Usher..he is fuggy fug...and so not sessy AND he brought us the terror knows as "The Biebs" so anyone that gives him shit is a-o.k. in my book.
Flipping out in front of your child isn't ok, but neither is parking in a handicapped space when you are NOT HANDICAPPED.
And no, it's not trivial. The next time this douchetard parks in a handicapped space, he might be taking it from someone missing a limb or something.
And anyone who in any way can excuse what he did is just as big a douche as he is.
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What an entitled S.O.B.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 2:13pm.
hahahaa. Bitch had it coming!
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Oh and PS. Quit thinking you're Michael Jackson. You ain't SHIT.
What a stupid, talentless, self-important, flat-nosed, baboon-looking, semi-domesticated STREET APE!
Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:43pm.
That reminds me of that time about 8 years ago i went apeshit at a barista at the Starbuck's on Astor Place because i told that bitch i wanted a no foam latte and i got a latte with about 5 inches of foam on top. It reminds me of that except this is totally different.
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hahahaa. Bitch had it coming!
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Wow! It must be something in the dirty south air. I had some old lady go bat shit on me, when I parked in a handicap spot to pick up mi madre. Was in and out in seconds. But homegirl TRIED to block my exit so I couldn't leave. I'm not the one.
This lady is 4 shades of wrong. Acting the fool in front of your kids, c'mon leave it out! Then to yell at him, you know he wasn't driving. The driver is an adult who made the wrong adult decision. No need to get menstrual.
That reminds me of that time about 8 years ago i went apeshit at a barista at the Starbuck's on Astor Place because i told that bitch i wanted a no foam latte and i got a latte with about 5 inches of foam on top. It reminds me of that except this is totally different.
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Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:28pm.
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Again, there is a huge difference between being overweight and morbidly obese. I'm not talking old Kelly Osborne, I'm talking Gilbert Grape's mom huge.
I am well aware of drugs that cause weight gain, but there's medication weight gain and then there's Oreo overdose weight gain.
Unless it's a massive tumor, there's no excuse to get Gilbert Grape's mom huge and demand the ability to walk as short a distance s possible when you leave the house.
It is widely known that people abuse the ever living shit out of handicapped parking tags.
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He shouldn't have parked in that particular spot. But she shouldn't have attacked him. It’s bad enough she was making a scene in the parking lot - but her children were on hand to see her acting like an idiot. You can hear them shouting in the background. She is no better than him. No need to act like a rabid dog.
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It's not that serious.
Really stupid and lazy to park in a handicap space.
Submitted by The Machine: "Had to watch it on mute but I hope she gave him an earful for that douche move. However, am I the only one who flashes srs side eye to people who have handicapped parking plates/tags who are just massively overweight?"
This attitude bothers me because I'm overweight *and* on disability. I hate getting looks from people if/when I do park in a handicapped spot. You may see a fat person and think that's why they're using that spot, but you have no idea what is going on in reality. I have an autoimmune disorder that nearly killed me more than once. I gained a lot of weight after taking Prednisone, the drug from hell. The fatigue and joint-pain are symptoms that can be very serious in anyone with my disorder - thin or fat.
A few of my cousins have the same disorder (lucky us, it runs in the family) and my one cousin was once yelled at by a passer by "what's your disability besides being a fat-ass?" Until she became ill and had the combo of meds that cause weight gain and being too weak to exercise, she was always thin. Some people are too ignorant to realize that not every fat person is just "lazy" and sometimes there really is a medical reason behind it. Think about that, next time you give the side-eye to a fat person using a handicapped spot.
Topic? This idiot has no excuse for parking there.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:36pm.
My girl always keys those cars parked illegally in handicapped parking spaces. So be warned it can be expensive being a dickhead..
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Migraineuse,
There's a difference between being overweight with an actual medical disorder and being morbidly obese and sporting a handie tag proudly while you get in your motorized scooter in the grocery store and filling your cart with nothing but processed foods, sweets and crap that is 100% carbs.
And to be honest, if you're epileptic, that's incredibly dangerous to drive with that disorder.
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Submitted by Yaya Whitehouse on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:05pm.
You obviously haven't traveled much...in the North or the South. STFU.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
We have the handicapped placard for the car, due to the kids, and we STILL get looked at like "how come they get to park here". Autism isn`t visible, and chances are you are not going to see if my oldest is in pain from JRA. That being said, i only use it when i have the kids with me, although its TEMPTING to use it when i have to do deliveries for the shop and have to walk 2 miles to the hospital, cause these fuckers don`t have enough parking around here.
Oh, and FUCK USHER.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Can i have my own placard for derp-double posting?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:07pm.
I have obtained a mental disability from hearing "Yeah" too many times on the radio, and so I need to park in the handicapped spot.
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LOL!
Especially when I'm in da club with mah homies!
That was fucking awesome, it's like everyone was on bad acid. WOOT!
Around here you wouldn't believe the number of old geezers that pull into the golf course across the street with their handi plates and play 9 holes of golf every morning.
If you have a handi placard for a passenger in your car, you have no fucking right to use it without them. If morality is going to be legislated it has to be fair.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:47pm.
How do you know nothing was wrong with them?
Not all disabilities are visible. Are you their doctor?
Also, it's possible to be fat AND have an invisible disability. But of course everyone assumes they're just a bunch of fakers who are too lazy to walk, because that makes hating them easier.
Love,
Migraineuse
P.S. I'm fat and have epilepsy, motherfuckers.
I've been kicked off of airplanes and once spent almost a week sleeping in the San Francisco airport because people don't believe in invisible disabilities, nor do they believe that service animals are not pets, nor do they believe anything a fat person says, because it's socially acceptable to hate fat people.
If Usher had parked in my space I'd key his fucking car.
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I have obtained a mental disability from hearing "Yeah" too many times on the radio, and so I need to park in the handicapped spot.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I hate Georgia so much, nothing but douches (Usher), and violent trailer trash types like this mom. Her kid was crying all the while she was busy throwing beer and shouting at Usher. I wish the south would secede again.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:48pm.
He clearly has mommy issues. His first girlfriend was Chili, and she was much older than him. Since then, all of his GFs and his wife were also much older.
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Nothing wrong with wanting to date people older then oneself. Men of a certain age gravitate toward women young enough to be their daughters and no one bats an eye. *side eyes Bruce Willis*
At least Chili wasn't after him for his money (she was rich before she met him) and seemed to have her head on right unlike Usher's last wife who was already married when she met him.
I won't go into how manly his last ex looked or the fact that she went overseas for liposuction, leaving a newborn at home and not telling her husband.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
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Submitted by 18thCenturyFox - This is such a huge pet peeve particularly since the SO has MS. Good for her! Alternately why do people drive around with their handicapped placards hanging from the rearview? It's actually illegal.
I think it's the drivers who are granted a sign because they might have a passenger who is actually handicapped, so they keep it up - most times without said passenger. (Not saying you!) Also those fatties that can't even lift their arms high enough to take the signs on and off.
Team "Mom Totally Overreacted In Front Of Her Child", though!
all i heard was the poor crying screaming. people suck.
Aha! Good. Someone else brought up the people who don't actually need the plates. Like the lazy fat people.
And I have heard people bring up the mental illnesses that somehow warrant handi placards. Uh, if you're too ANXIOUS to park a few rows back you shouldn't be driving.
But on the whole, we have to tolerate the scammers/fakers can be accommodated.
WHERE IS OP????????????
Co-sign with Dog on Usher's mommy issues. Remember on his Cribs epi his mom had her own room that she decorated or some shit? So speshul.
& I really wish the testerone would kick on the bieber kid & make him into a man already if he is one. If that ever happens his fame stroll is ovah.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.