Saturday, October 29th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By The Leto In Red

It was very brave and strong of Jared Leto to show up to last night's GQ Man of the Year Awards in Berlin just an hour after a near-fatal electrocution accident involving shock therapy nipple clamps, a plugged-in vibrator and a tub full of water fried his hair to Marcel from Top Chef proportions. I don't even know....

Either Jared was going for "Wolverine's gorgeous lesbian sister as a 1980s hit woman in an Almodovar movie" or maybe he really wanted bitches to tell him that he looks like a chauffeur from a Zoolander-themed limousine company that just drove through a wind tunnel in a convertible.

This mess is more than freshly fucked hair. This is freshly fucked, fried, fluffed and fried again hair. Sometimes that fart nose the hair gel tube make is its way of telling you to STOP!!!!

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Submitted by Tibs on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 1:29pm.

Paying homage to the awesomeness that is Jedward.

Nice touch.

Submitted by CryWolf on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:25am.

Also, Rob Zombie kicks ass. He finally made Michael Myers scary again (unless you prefer children hating warlocks, creepy telepathic mutes, bad Z-level movie cults, pretty WB "teens" in Scream scenarios,and Busta Rhymes doing embarrassingly bad marital arts).

Submitted by CryWolf on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:18am.

Is this guy (or girl, with Leto I'm never certain) still relevant? And how did he (or she) become famous again and why are we talking about him (or her) still?

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:46pm.

Hey Jintess! I think everyone has piled on over to the Clooney thread. :)

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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:42pm.

Happy Halloween everyone!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:21pm.

The mention of (Pedro) Almodovar's name reminds me that Im really exited to see his latest "The Skin I live In" starring Antonio Banderas. I've already got my ticket ready!

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Submitted by Newportjoey on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:19pm.

Don't you think one of the Queens would have sorted out his spotty eyebrows????? Glamor is dead.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:16pm.

Mashed potatoes?!

Gardening Girl, where are you from, Idaho?? What happened to eggs and t.p.?

The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:00pm.

*wipes nose on Mani's sleeve* :)

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:32pm.

Good night all! Get a good nites sleep, you're going to need your energy for an evening of bag snatching and smearing mashed potato on windows! :)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:42pm.

ANGLE!!! Hey it's your party and you can cry if you want to...cry if you want to. Happy to you!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:40pm.

You guys are makin' me cry tears! And so is this hair - I totally remember when I wished my hair would do that...and that's just makin' me cry more! At least I never wanted that outfit...that's something...

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:40pm.

Well, Happy Birthday then, woman!!! Nothing better than a Birthday on a Saturday!!

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:55pm.
IT'S MINE! Well, yesterday but I wasn't here then! :)

Happy Bday, angel_l! You've been missed.

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Thanks! So have you:)

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:55pm.
IT'S MINE! Well, yesterday but I wasn't here then! :)

Happy Bday, angel_l! You've been missed.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:50pm.
@Mike
Doing anything for Halloween? :)

Yeah, I go up to Chapel Hill (a nearby university town - home of UNC) most Halloweens to mill around with the other revelers. That's the plan for tomorrow evening.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:31pm.

HB Angel!! Fantastic to see you back on the D! :)

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:30pm.

I'm reading through the OP (I'm on page 4) and I am saddened that I missed the ghost story day. : (

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:28pm.

Happy Birfday Angel! : )

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:26pm.

Got it Becky! I actually knew it wasn't that other day because I had read LA Chaylo's post. Anyway, I hope you have a great day anyway! : )

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:25pm.

IT'S MINE! Well, yesterday but I wasn't here then! :)

(Hi everybody I keep tryna respond to but I keep getting bumped cuz I'm also tryna re-download all my stuff too:)

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:20pm.

Ok, whose fucking birthday is it today, besides NitWitty`s??
You all are confusing the fuck out of me.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:20pm.

@Mike
Doing anything for Halloween? :)

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:40pm.

It's just felt like a looong day. Considering I haven't left the house all day and spent the afternoon napping, I have no excuse, but that's the way it feels.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:10pm.

LOL @ Mike!!
Not feeling creative? Are you having a bad day?

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:29pm.
@Mike
It's not my birthday - what are you drinking? ;D

Hey, you should know I'm not free with the praise. Take it when you get it. :)

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:03pm.

@Wowl
Yesterday was LaCaylo's birthday and I posted her a song, someone misconstrued my post and assumed it to be my birthday. The confusion seems to have snowballed!
For the record, my birthday was in September. :)

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:59pm.

@Mike
It's not my birthday - what are you drinking? ;D

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:57pm.

Happy birthday Becky! I hope you have a wonderful day!

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:53pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:58pm.

Happy Anniversary ESE, and Happy Birthday Becky!

I'd think of something PetePuma-esque to say to you (Becky), buy I'm not feeling very creative this evening.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:52pm.

*tackles ESE and smothers him wiff kisses*

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:28pm.

Happy fourth anniversary ESE!!
Your present:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8mr-gcgoI&feature=related

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:25pm.

Hi!

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:34pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:07pm.

OMG HEKKI! Thank you. This whole time I was trying to figure out the name of the actor he reminded me of, and when I saw your post, I was like YES! It was driving me crazy all weekend until I saw your post. I hate when something is at the tip of my tongue and I can't grasp the right name, etc.

Thank you!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 1:30pm.

well, damn!... i missed it by six days...

i guess i turned dlisted four years old while i was away... woo-hoo!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTgx_pj6m8

oh, and... yeah... anybody that hasen't seen it... "Ladder 49" sucks, and it's Travolta's, and Phoenix's fault... i don't care what kind of accolades(sp?) this flick got... it's garbage!

just sayin'

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 1:07pm.

oh boy..........

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Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:41am.

I read Dlisted every day, and MK, you always make me laugh. But you have truly surpassed yourself this time: The description "Wolverine's gorgeous lesbian sister as a 1980s hit woman in an Almodovar movie" is both the (somehow) perfect description of Jared Leto in that photo, and also is the funniest goddamn thing I have read this weekend. Maybe this entire month. I laughed so much, and tried to explain it to my boyfriend but he just looked at me funny. So the point is, keep being FUCKING AWESOME!

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Submitted by alellison on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:35am.

Home boy looks like he is riding the smack train!!!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:04am.

I don't care what anyone says, I love Rob Zombie's movies.

Can't wait for The Lords of Salem to come out!

I also love his wife, and her laugh was supposed to be annoying. That was the point of it.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:30am.

This dude is always biting someone else's style, namely Davey Havok's. If it's a coincidence, it's one that's been ongoing for years. If they don't share clothes then it's a rock version of Single White Female.

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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:20am.

ahahahahaha! Nice hair. Asshat.

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:15am.

Have you guys seen the Poison Ivy costume that KK wore this weekend? You'd think she'd know better to dress in a costume that inspires itchy rash comments.

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Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:47am.

fking douche bag tool

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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:39am.

RedPeggy.....I've heard this from a couple of guys too...same about his "cleanses" that he is always talking about.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:54am.

@Red Peggy
I'm consumed with jealousy, and look forward to all your tasty snippets!:)

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Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:47am.

Hello Becky n Sydney!!
I will remember you next time! I have a friend who works with people in the music biz, and have many more who work in TV. I love finding out little bits and bobs, even stuff others might not find interesting - I just like to know them because they're facts. They're true. Makes me feel like a fly on the wall!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:11am.

Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:25am.
Ooh! I have information! Someone enjoyed me sharing what small tidbits of insider info I had last time - so I'll share again. Nothing that exciting, but apparently Leto is a serious germophobe. Doesn't like people touching him, or coming too close. Won't shake hands.

It might explain the Penguin-esque gloves he's sporting.

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It was me!!! And once again I have hung on every insider word! Thanks for sharing, RedPeggy. :)

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Submitted by Mick on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 2:55am.

Oh, girrrrrl!

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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor

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Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 1:55am.

Ooh! I have information! Someone enjoyed me sharing what small tidbits of insider info I had last time - so I'll share again. Nothing that exciting, but apparently Leto is a serious germophobe. Doesn't like people touching him, or coming too close. Won't shake hands.

It might explain the Penguin-esque gloves he's sporting.

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