Sunday, October 30th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Grace Slick (72)
Nastia Liukin (22)
Eva Marcille (27)
Ivanka Trump (30)
Matthew Morrison (33)
Ben Bailey (40)
Nia Long (41)
Mark Polish (41)
Michael Polish (41)
Gavin Rossdale (46)
Michael Beach (48)
Kevin Pollack (54)
Juliet Stevenson (55)
Mario Testino (57)
Harry Hamlin (60)
Henry Winkler (66)



oops late to the party. Belated HB to fellow Chi-town native Grace. At least she's honest and over herself.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/01/grace-slick-talks-about-try...
Happy bday Nittay!! xoxoxoxoxo And to Grace, the hottest slut of all time. Bitch tried to dose the POTUS with acid. That is some real rock star shit right there.
And Ayyyyyy to Henry Winkler!
"Morning People!"
Grace Slick is still a hot bitch...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I love Nia Long, I think she is so beautiful.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
i love this crazy broad happy birthday grace you were very beautiful when you were young!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Daughter of Evanston, IL....HB, Grace Slick!
Harry Hamlin just seems gay, gay, gay to me (and I don't think a straight guy could survive being even near Lisa Rhinna for too long).
LOVE Nia Long. I remember her start on "Guiding Light."
*gets ready to hose those damn kids off my lawn tomorrow*
Holy Fricken Christ. Time is a bitch.
love your voice and your fuck-u 'tude. these are as true as any lyrics ever told.
"When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies
Don't you want somebody to love"
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Yes Grace!!!!!!!!
“People say I'm indecisive, but I don't know about that.”
G.W.B.
P.S. Grace is a survivor and she can flip the world off if she wants. You go, girlfriend!
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
True story: My dad was friends with Jefferson Airplane/Starship and I was strictly forbidden by my mother to speak to Grace Slick.
I now think my mother was a bigoted ass. She was afraid of us hanging around someone who had drug problems because we might catch a drug addiction like it was a case of cooties or something.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Tardy to the party, but HB nitt!!!!
xoxoxoxo
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But this IS my alt!
Happy Birthday, NitWitty! Hope you have a great day!
Grace Slick got to the ripe old age of 72 and still hasn't learned respect. FU Grace Slick!
To think Grace got to fuck Jim Morrison. Lucky bitch!
HB to our own NitWitty! ♥
Aww, thanks for all the Bidet wishes. You guys are too sweet by half and too drunk by the other. Love you muchly.
Must throw a shank you to MK! Dlisted is better than Craigslist for hook ups not to mention missed connections!
*hugs w/a reach around*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Yikes.
Happy Itty Bitty Nitty Witty Beeeeeeerfday to Youuuuuuuuu
Nit of Wit!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOX
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Absolutely loathe Grace Slick.
Happy BD to Gavin Rossdale and Henry Winkler.
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Good Lord Grace Slick has a major Wonk Eye, worthy of rivaling Parasite Hilton and Lucy Liu wonks.
This is what alcoholism will bring to your future. The same thing happened with my Dad and Grandmother. They both had movie star good looks and ended up as bloated, sad, distorted looking. Grace is an alcoholic.
POOOHTEEEE!
Grace Slick is my hero. HB!!!
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
The Polish Brothers, a shame they never became the new Coen Brothers. Still LOVE 'Twin Falls Idaho' though. You bitches should watch it if you haven't.
HB Grace, for me one of the defining voice of the 60's, along with Julie Driscoll, you young ones here go to check her out, Grace = aging gracefully. You go woman. How about some new record, you still rock I'm pretty sure.
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Auri sacra fames
This photo is a complete mind fuck.
The only other pix I've seen of Grace were her as a skinny girl with long black hair.
Freaky.
I see Grace went to Satriale's and picked up some suasages........
*howls* MAH BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Happy birthday!
Happy Birfday, Nitty!!!
Wtf has Nia Long been up to in the last few years?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Briefly ending my boycot of dlisted (until the crazy cunt is gone) to wish our Nits the Happiest Birthday ever! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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happy b-day, Nitty!!
oh, and whoever else is on the list too... i haven't looked yet.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Grace Slick: 72 years of being self-absorbed
No, thanks!
It's Nitty's berfday?? HB Nitty!! *puts more Baileys in coffee*
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Submitted by Ding_Dong on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:26am.
Never heard of Grace Slick....
Maybe because I was born in 1989?
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I was born in 1970, but I had still heard of Perry Como, Glenn Miller, Elvis Presley, Dion and The Belmonts and Frank Sinatra.
Just saying.
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But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want, or you can just get old
Billy Joel- "Vienna"
Happy Birthday to that sexy DILF Gavin Rossdale! He looks great for 46!
I agree with whomever said that Matthew Morrison can go fuck himself.
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Douchechill!
Wow - that's some butch-mullet-hair-do she's got going on!
Nitty is an even hotter Bday Slut than The Fonz. Happy Bday Nittay!!!!! xoxoxooxox
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But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want, or you can just get old
Billy Joel- "Vienna"
Happy birthday to our NitWitty! ♥
HB to "Fonz" Henry Winkler!
hb to stephanie forrester. you badass brooke bombing caroline humping bitch.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Happy Birthday, Grace! Love her!
Ivanka Trump and Matthew Morrison can go fuck themselves.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Grace Slick, love that woman, what a cool-ass chick! I read her autobiography back when it came out, she tells some hilarious stories in it about her life and what the 60's were really like..
Submitted by Ding_Dong on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:26am.
Never heard of Grace Slick....
Maybe because I was born in 1989?
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Well, you don't have to be born before 1989 to know who Grace Slick is.
So you have never heard of Jefferson Airplane/Starship?
I once had Grace Slick on my plane once. Well not MY plane. Anyway, she flew coach, which I thought was pretty cool and she was very nice.
Grace Slick will always be the Goddess of Rock to me. She is beyond fantastic. Pretty good painter, too.
Never heard of Grace Slick....
Maybe because I was born in 1989?
Look at that bitch's rocking white rat tail. Only she could pull it off.
You still fucking rock, Grace!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1cfTMdjkYM
And Mario Testino for your beautiful photos.
Have a nice day, all!
"HB Kevin Pollack, who will forever be Hockney from "The Usual Suspects" to me."
Me too! "I fucked your father in the shower and made myself a sandwich." Amazing how putting a beard and a baseball cap on him totally changed his 'I'm a cuddly guy' image for that movie.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
HB Goddess Grace. I can't believe you are 72.
omg, Grace Slick 72 .. and wow, the total butch awesomeness of that pic!
speaking of butch, I always thought Juliet Stevenson had the most intriguingly mannish face .. but what a great, great actress .. for me her best is still "Truly Madly Deeply" (a more intelligent and funny version of "Ghost"), wow just an unforgettable performance
HB Juliet, Grace, and all sluts!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK