Elisabetta Canalis Is Still Talking About George Clooney
The confidentiality agreement George Clooney made Elisabetta Canalis sign before he handed over a severance package of bus money and a letter of recommendation for her next high-paying john can suck her taint until it goes raw, because she's going to spit out his name for more free press whether his ass likes it or not. Italian journalist Bruno Vespa wrote a new book about love and Elisabetta spilled about her time with George Clooney, because the only time a bitch puts a microphone up to her mouth is when the name Clooney falls off of her tongue. Elisabetta didn't really bite the paw that fed her fame and only had nice-ish things to say about George. People has a few excerpts from the book:
Praising the Oscar winner, 50, as "the person who valued my feminine side the most" and "also one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view," Canalis, 33, went on to say, "he has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be."Asked by Vespa to elaborate, she said, "between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."
As for their breakup, Canalis – who competed on Dancing with the Stars earlier this season, denies reports that Clooney's long-held aversion to marriage was an issue.
"George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids," she says. "I don't put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs."
"George is a real gentleman even in his private life," she says. "I was very much respected both as a woman and partner."
The quote everybody seems to be throwing "YOU SUCIO BITCH" looks at is the "father-daughter relationship" one. Some commenters at People think it's gross, disgusting and weird that she'd label a relationship with a grown dude she took a strap-on to as father-daughter like. But I know what she's saying. What she means is that George liked her to decorate his head in a pink bonnet and spank him on the nalgas while shoving a pacifier in his mouth as she screamed at him, "You bad baby! You bad bad baby!" Yup, Clooney's the daughter. See, totally normal and worth the weekly paycheck.
Here's Elisabetta's at the GQ Man of the Year Awards in Berlin on Friday night. Sadly, she lost the top prize to Jared Leto.
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Although I think it's nice that she's talking about him respectfully, I do think it's a bit insulting for her to refer to him as a father-figure. She's verbally depleting him of any sex appeal, and is making him appear much older than he is. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but her comments seem to be a jab at him, disguised as "playing nice."
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Cute couple.
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You're a sweetheart. I already printed out something to put on their door (comic sans, heh)
Clooney sucks (keeping it on topic)
You're reading too much IMO. I know this girl, not personally of course, 'cause she's been in the spotlight since the late '90s and she's never been snarky or bitchy, in fact she's pretty down to earth.
She's always said that she feels and acts like a tomboy, hence the comment on the feminine side boosted by GC. That doesn't sound to me like a suggestion that Clooney might be gay, quite the reverse actually.
As for the 'father-daughter' comment, to me she didn't mean it in its literal meaning, nor that she's claiming that he is old. Clearly there was a huge age difference between the two, enough for her to feel protected by him and also realize that that gap cannot be filled and that at the end they had very little or nothing in common.
I also give her props for not being talking of him ceaselessly, she's been asked about him and she replied but I've never seen her in talk shows (here in Italy) talking about him or about how she feels, like many others nobodies do.
Happy Halloween!
I always confuse her with Alexis Arquette.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:36am.
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Hey J. It's only midnight here... should be going to bed but I slept in until 3 so I am wide awake! Not looking forward to my alarm.
ETA: I wrote more, but saw that things changed on your end, so my final thought is: complain louder, and complain to higher-ups.
Happy Halloween everyone!
Ahhhhh! That exorcist girl is scary!
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off to make a myth, folks... if i don't get back later today... happy halloween, all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YQmUIIjvs&feature=related
OT: yeah, i lied... i still got nothing, and still don't care!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 11:20pm.
ESE, please tell me your kidding about the neighbours having a tree!
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no foolin'!!... when i was up at my sister's place, her neighbors had a halloween tree with orange lights in the window!... but, to be fair... my sister lives in bumfuck woodland area to the point that i also saw a bear wandering around the neighborhood, so... yeah... the lights, and the tree may be something unusual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4zgfVj-K4&feature=related
... sorry to all that hate clowns, but Tim Curry is a god, and it must be done!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, please tell me your kidding about the neighbours having a tree!
*Prepares to jump off bridge*
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For a moment there I thought that was a fat Lagerfield. Nope just a fat Cavalli.
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:59pm.
ESE, I had erroneously deleted my account awhile back, and while re-registering it, I accidentally ommitted the "r", lol.
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oohhh!... i see... no spellcheck for you!... this habit could lead you to unknowingly buying an 1967 Impala with broken headlights... what?!... i know of what i speak!LOL!
welcome back, muddy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:51pm.
thanky thanky, sweet sydney... ya can never go wrong with Floyd choices!
lets continue with some Oingo, shall we?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
OT: still at a loss, folks... i swear(crosses fingers)... i'll catch up, and think of something soon.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, I had erroneously deleted my account awhile back, and while re-registering it, I accidentally ommitted the "r", lol.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Goodnight Muddy! I'm out, too - sweet dreams, everyone! :)
Well I need to finish this paper and submit it if I am hoping to get the A that is deserves, lol. Happy Halloween, everyone, be safe and have fun if you are celebrating!
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:47pm.
Hi, ESE!
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hiya, muddy!... uummm... i know i've been gone for a bit, but... uuummm... am i wrong to wonder where the "r" went in your "mudturtle" name...
*sets random player at halloweenie type songs*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorunDOqaYE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey ESE - I left you a fourth anniversary present in the OP. In case you missed it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8mr-gcgoI&feature=share
Hi, ESE!
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Yes, you know they would have been all over that, lol.
*sets up Halloween tree in living room*
Just kidding!
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:39pm.
What I really hate is that in the past few years people have started to add Halloween themed lights and thing that were only associated with Christmas. Next thing you know, they might start putting a tree in their living rooms and decorate.
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too late.. i already saw one of my sister's neighbor's house has a tree lit up with orange lights... tragic, i tell ya!... i just don't understand it, myself.
OT: are we still doing this?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:39pm.
In the city where I live they already have the city Christmas tree up, and the lights on it were lit tonight!
Muddy, lol. I'm sure they wished it was caught on tape so they cut put it on YouTube!
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eep@Muddy: Well, that's a nice start to the festivities! I just came back cuz I was about to log off and a ghost voice said to me: Elisabetta, you lying ho! and then i remembered this:
"Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999 - everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don't need anything to confirm how happy I am."
http://dlisted.com/2011/06/08/elisabetta-canalis-will-be-wife-one-day
That kinda tells me that "the marriage issue" had more than a little to do with it. Just sayin';p
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What I really hate is that in the past few years people have started to add Halloween themed lights and thing that were only associated with Christmas. Next thing you know, they might start putting a tree in their living rooms and decorate.
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It was nuts! Of course the kids laughed their mean little asses off. My husband said I was the prettiest pirate with burned hair he had ever seen, lol.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Yokes! Muddy, be careful girl! Good thing ur ok!
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Wowl, funny story: I had to trim some of the gold lace trim from my pirate hat earlier because at the party, I had candles sitting on my fireplace mantle. I was taking a picture of all the kids from the best spot in the room in front of the fireplace, and when I leaned back to encompass the room, my pirate hat (and some of my hair)caught fire!
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
@Muddy
We have no cultural history with Halloween, but the stores would like to change all that. Anything to turn another dollar.
*cranky*
Muddy, I wanted to be a pirate too!
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Double post, sorry guys! Becky, I didn't know if it was the same there as it is here. We had so much fun as kids with home made costumes and plastic sacks for the candy, now it is one big money-making venture. I guess the same can be said for all holidays.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
I think I'm wearing the pirate costume that I wore a couple of years ago when we had a Halloween party for my son and his classmates. I was going to be Sara Palin, since I get that crap a lot, but I figured the conservatives around here would think I was paying homage or something instead of making fun, he he.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
I think I'm wearing the pirate costume that I wore a couple of years ago when we had a Halloween party for my son and his classmates. I was going to be Sara Palin, since I get that crap a lot, but I figured the conservatives around here would think I was paying homage or something instead of making fun, he he.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
@Muddy
Halloween isn't a big thing here, despite the push by commercial interests. I usually get a couple of kids knocking on the door but that's all.
I'm not exited about it anyway. I went to a party yesterday but it was family oriented. I want to go out but I didn't buy a costume this year. I'll probably go to the park w my sis and her kids.
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Becky, are you doing anything for Halloween? Dressing up and going to a party, things like that?
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
It's already Halloween here. (Means little.)
11 p.m. here, but it IS almost Halloween!
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Angel, it's only 10 past 9 here where I am, but happy Halloween anyway, hor!
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@Angel
Rusty didn't leave a message. Hopefully he's just taking a break.
What I get from Elisabetta's statement is she's confirming that their relationship was primarily platonic. Good friends, almost like relatives - I would suspect little sex based on her comparison with it being like a daughter/father thang. She also hints that he was very much a gentleman even in the private setting - makes me think again - no pressure for anything other than friendship.
Maybe George just likes to have an attractive woman on the side.
Happy Halloween Dlisters - and MK - be careful tonight. I know you're going to get a serious freak on, but we want you back safe and sound!!!!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:56pm.
@ Angel
Rusty Hooligan has jumped ship during your absence. He deleted his a/c just over 4 weeks ago.
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For serious? Why?
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These are fun.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Urmomma, that sounds like a fun and tiring day! I bet your girls' costumes are awesome!
:)Night
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Sweet dreams, Urmomma! See you tomorrow. ♥
Hi, muddy!
I have been going and blowing, not in a good way says my husband, all day and are pooped. I have done laundry with no gym or tan. Went to wallyworld for halloween snacks for kid's classes. We went to a hay ride (FUN!) and ate hotdogs and chilli. After that fed the kids who were too excited to eat said hotdogs and chilli. And after I got home I have glittered the shit out of black roses for the girl's halloween costume. My husband's work boots are now really sparkly...he will look so pretty tomorrow at the shop. I am busted, but not as busted as the faces of clooney's ex-man faced womenz.
*hearts y'all!* Night!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It's midnight bitches! Witch's New Year! FEAST, FROLICK, BE MERRY!
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@ Angel
Rusty Hooligan has jumped ship during your absence. He deleted his a/c just over 4 weeks ago.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:44pm.
Becky, you are so subtle!
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Whoa nelly tho - no time for subtlety on a battlefield, innit?
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