Afternoon Crumbs
QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: It's a half Halloween day for me, because I spent the weekend drowning in rainwater and rum in Florida and now I'm heading back to the land of black snow. Everything will be back to normal tomorrow! Whatever normal is! Now onto links:
Doug Hutchison takes WHAT THE FUCK to Psycho-like levels by dressing as his 17-year-old bride Courtney Stodden for Slutoween. It might take your eyes a few minutes to realize which is which. I'll give you a hint, the one that looks like a zombie turtle trying to chew on a piece of lettuce is the goddess Courtney. - The Superficial
Sophie Turner puts the ho in Pocahontas - Hollywood Tuna
Be right back, I'm joining Iran's football team - Towleroad
Why oh why didn't Eva Amurri wear her mother's Rocky Horror bra and slip as a wedding dress? - Popsugar
Nicole Richie as a bite-sized and shrunken JLo - Lainey Gossip
Justin Bieber's face twin turns on the damage control - Celebitchy
The world isn't right when all those Ohio zoo animals were shot down and this beast still terrorizes the earth - Hollywood Rag
A new Amy Winehouse album is coming - Just Jared
It's like The Walking Dead crashed into a beautiful pile of gorgeous - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If this Nina Dobrev trick is trying to get me to call her the new Jane Fonda, it's not working - Cityrag
Katherine Heigl would be that bitch who shows up to a Halloween party without a costume on - ICYDK
Bitch Goes Down: The marriage proposal edition - Videogum
LiLo to get on her knees this Wednesday but not for the usual reasons - I'm Not Obsessed
Well, well, well... The same day Kim Kuntrashian files for divorce, her wedding night sex tape with Kris Humphries suddenly leaks onto the Internet - The Daily What
Marc Jacobs is going to try the acting thing - OMG Blog
How many tarantulas were murdered and de-legged for AnnaLynne McCord's lashes? - Popoholic
Eddie Vedder, just because - The Berry
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Chill h8ters! Brain injuries are nothing to laugh at even if they are iguana brians (typo stays).
Doug is in drag, Courtney is her normal self.
the Iguana Queen looks like she can't wait to stick the huge candy dildo up her "husbands" no-no...why are they torturing us like this...but this Iguana...her gay husband better watch that he doesn't stretch all her panties and dresses...I had a friend who went out of town and had the ex-marine neighbor feed her cat, came home to no panties left...and all her dresses and skirts stretched out, yes the ex-marine tried all her dresses on and took all her panties...I see this happening with her "husband"...but he is happy cause he will get the large dildo candy treatment later from the Iguana, hence the sly smile.
That is so gross! Why would he want to dress like his slutty ass wife? Sick.
Thanks for posting the Eddie Vedder stuff. I love me some Eddie.
Eddie Vedder? Seriously? Um, no.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 4:54pm.
Their faces look exactly alike. I bet he's her dad.
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(wipes puke off keyboard)
Is there a truckstop hooker convention in town ??? :O WTF
Why won't you h8ters let these lovebirds be great?
Oh, who am I kidding? The Iguana Goddess looks like one part of her brain is having a seizure, her face is going into its own separate spaz, another part of her brain shows unicorns jumping over rainbows on a continuous loop, and the final part of her brain is being used as hamster bedding.
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Eddie Vedder <3!!!!!!!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
How is this outfit different than the way she normally dresses? Seriously.
I'm truly jealous of Courtney's class & beauty...
This has probably been said already, but I can't tell which one of the woman in that picture. Or do I mean which one is the man? Or... oh fuck I'm all confused.
I'm sure her story is tragic, but the more I see this courtney clown, the more I like her. Or should I say, the more I laugh. I used to wonder why MK bothered, but now I understand. Thank you MK for making me appreciate her.
what a couple of creepers! so many questions...do they ever take pictures outside of that courtyard? who takes these pics, their super?
why for the love of all that is holy is her mouth black? and that armband! so 1996!
amusingly tragic...
The broad on the left...that one's all woman.
also who is their photographer? bitch must need to take lonnngg showers to get the filth off them after each of these encounters
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this is disturbing on too many levels to even begin counting
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:50pm.
Ewww UBF, her mouth IS black!! wtf! Is her circuitry showing or is that just horrible blood pressure from all the Adderall/meth/coke/wtfever she's doing to get that mouth issue?
Creepiest halloween costumes of all time.
Sweetas! That mouth thing that she does...could it be any more bizarre?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMYNOnVFqs
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Courtney & Doug are faking their marriage for publicity just as much as Kim K & Derp did. It's a sham and they're laughing all the way to the bank.
Manimal! :)
Dementa I agree with Man, just doesn't seem like there would be money/publicity with him coming out.
These days you are competing with the piece of shit Lohan's and Kardashian's who seem to have some drama every other fucking day. Him coming out may warrant a blip of a sentence in People magazine but would quickly be forgotten.
This act keeps them both in the spotlight.
I actually kind of like him a bit more after seeing this, makes me think he doesn't take himself too seriously (by like him a bit more, realize that I didn't like him to begin with. Even when he was Tooms)
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:26pm.
Can someone explain to me why Doug doesn't just come out? It's not like he was ever a heartthrob and his C-list career would be harmed by it.
I guess there's more money to be made by playing this out? All I know is my gut tells me that he IS gay and she's got man parts...or some hermaphrodite shit.
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Can someone explain to me why Doug doesn't just come out? It's not like he was ever a heartthrob and his C-list career would be harmed by it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:18pm.
I thought he looked like Melissa McCarthy posing as Divine
Everyone is right, he DOES look like he's finally being true to himself.
YES! He genuinely seems happy!
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I thought he looked like Melissa McCarthy posing as Divine
Everyone is right, he DOES look like he's finally being true to himself.
It's funny how a teenage crackwhore could look older than a 40 something year old drunk
Well, this does explain some things...
She looks like Dana Carvey going to the turtle club in Master of Disguise.
http://www.barracudasports.com/images/gallery/master1.jpg
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
I wish the 50 year old and the 30 year old pretending to be 17 would just go away already.
Wow that's disturbing. Him in drag, just no...Why would she want him to dress in drag? I hope to NEVER EVER see my boyfriend in drag EVER!
HE looks like a reject from Hogan Knows Best or whatever the fuck that show was called.
SHE looks like a rejected "goddess".
Either way, both are stamped "REJECT."
annnd NEXT!
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Thanks for the Eddie pictures. It was a nice palate cleanser. Sploosh.
These two horrify me. there is nothing, I mean NOTHING they will not do for attention.. ugh.
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But this IS my alt!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 4:10pm.
"A new Amy Winehouse album is coming"
*wets self*
You thought her parents would be satisfied with her existing estate?!?!
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More like last Amy Winehouse album. I doubt we will hear anymore about "buy your more lost remixed" from her folks. They loved her. She loved music. It would be a shame if her last set didn't come out. At least it won't shoot into a Tupac drag out... "lost more remixed never released and now getting a blow: Only thing that would make that lost Tupac video footage better is if Courtney here's reptile head popping up afterwards and breaking out in dance video ala Michael Jackson's Thriller.....
Ew.
Ewww UBF, her mouth IS black!! wtf! Is her circuitry showing or is that just horrible blood pressure from all the Adderall/meth/coke/wtfever she's doing to get that mouth issue?
Creepiest halloween costumes of all time.
I swear I thought that was her mom.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:36pm.
Oh please, like Doug can't handle stripper heels. Faker!
lmfao Ritzy!! He must have just grabbed the closest pair in his closet. You know he's like Imelda Marcos up in thar.
I haven't read the thread yet so I apologize if I'm the ten thousandth person who has said this, but it's pretty bad when Doug all made up looks younger than his wife.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! Damn.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Cmon guys, by this stage none of you can really believe this is a 'rill relationship?
On Gossip Rocks, someone said that this is all a huge publicity movement for gay marriage rights and that is the reality show they are actually secretly doing. None of this is real, cmon.
there is nothing pitiful than an old fart trying to live his life again thru a woman that happens to be his wife.
so the queen iguana is going to end up a drag queen
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Elvira: Bloody Mary.
Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first. "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark"
Doug used to be a pretty good character actor, who had theatrical credibility. Until he met his 17 year old hooker wife, that is. Now, he's a joke; any credibility he had is gone. Guaranteed they'll get a divorce soon, and he'll be unable to get work. He'll end up alone, and she'll end up blowing random dudes in a back alleyway for rent money...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Does it make anyone else burn when grown-ups go trick-or-treating when they can afford their own fucking candy? Halloween trick-or-treating is for the KIDS.
Also, I bet that giant phallic lollipop is going right up Doug's skirt later that night.
Amy Winehouse actually produced MUSIC before she died? I am shocked!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I agree with those that say Doug is way hotter than his wife. Looks like he is finally in his natural skin!!
Good for you Doug.. Let the gay come out.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
the inside of her mouth is black because she REALLY is an iguana...what were you expecting anything like teeth? Bitch is an iguana right down to her scaly toes....I still think her husband is a better looking female than she is...def. gay...no doubt about it now.
it is a sad day when the husband looks hotter than the "teen" bride...what a mess these two are.
Lindsay reshoot?
http://rumorfix.com/2011/10/exclusive-hugh-hefner-wants-to-reshoot-linds...
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