Monday, October 31st 2011

All Hail Slutoween's Forever Reigning Queen

If the first lady of elegance, CoCo, really wanted to fuck some shock and awe into our brains, she would've dressed up as a fully-clothed Amish virgin for Halloween, but then Slutoween would've officially been canceled and every ho's inner slut would have to stay inside. Because the one-night sluts of Slutoween can't officially stuff their crotches into a Frederick's of Hollywood costume until they hear the period blood-curdling cry from CoCo's camel toe as it gets stranged with fishnets and a wad of Spandex.

The cry was heard at CoCo's Halloween party in Las Vegas on Saturday night when she strut along the red carpet with thighs that looked like precooked Christmas hams busting out of their nets, and her suction cup nipples holding up a metal titty plate. You can say that CoCo went as a slutty hell minion with RiRi head and you'd be correct. You'd also be correct if you said that CoCo went as CoCo going to the grocery store.

And since we're on the subject of Slutoween, I also threw in some pictures of superstar urinal Kim Kardashian making genitals itch and pores push out milky green pus at her Halloween party in NYC. At least she could blame it on her costume this time.

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kathleenvh's picture

COCO forever, she is the reason i joined twitter

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kathleenvh's picture

aahh that fucking cuntface was the same thing as me >:[[[[[[[[ way to ruin halloween FFFFFFFFUUU

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Hysteria's picture

Actually, I think Coco looks better with fewer clothes

Somehow clothing brings out the elephant-ass more.
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Hysteria's picture

Ok, payback.

This is about the fourth or fifth thread in a week examining and expressing outrage over "it", as in pip/dot/frag and some new moniker "Amanda"? hahaaa! --- by the latest crop of newbies.

Well, Ha=muthafucking=Ha. I got my ass gang banged up and down the D this summer for daring to use pip/fraggle's name in vain.

"Oh, don't be mean to fraggggglllee"
"Stop that name calling." Wooooo!
"BEEE NICE." lmfao

I called her ass out exactly as it was. And nary an old-timer soul was yonder to back me.

ME bitter?! Naaaaah. Just enjoying the Crow show.

Rant Over--
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deucenoir's picture

ok, now i don't feel like a doofus for not knowing what's supposed to be on coco's head. good to see it's a mystery for you all, too!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:03am.

Shit like that makes it hard to be a newbie cos it makes us all suspect. I hate it when it chases away people whose comments I love to read. This has seriously tainted my Halloween. May karma do the dirty on that person!

i'm a half assed long time reader/lurker/sort of new poster who hasn't had power for a few days (thanks, October snowcopolyse) so missed whatever drama was going down but it makes me sad/mad when a bad apple(s) fucks things up for an otherwise fun place to read/comment.

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For someone who is supposedly hearbroken and sad about filing for divorce, she seemed pretty festive over the weekend.

Kim Kunt would run over a puppy for publicity. I hate her and her stupid family.

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Whatever's picture

For Christ's sake put on a pair of fucking pants. No one wants to see that huge ass and fat thighs.

Cake666's picture

I <3 Coco, crazy awesome slutbag!

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Vermithrax's picture

Ugh...

EmmaG.Frost's picture

Poison Ivy????
wasn't this costume the shit like 10 years ago when Uma wore it and she wore it fucking well.
KimmyMcKunty looks like the bargain basement stunt double who stood in for Uma when she had those scenes with Cunty Clooney

“You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?”
Emma Grace Frost

Is the eve of your divorce really an appropriate time to be dressing up as a criminal who uses pheromones to trick men into doing her bidding?

Also, if you're going to dress up as Poison Ivy at least don't do the costume from the shittiest Batman movie ever

lez-babe's picture

If an "ordinary" girl had an ass as huge as CoCo and Kim, she would be laughed at and ridiculed.

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to quote "South Park": "God damn, that's a big fat ass!"

she seems nice enough, though... i'll hold off on poking fun at her.

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I love Coco and the ICE T, but put some damn pants on! You are looking wonky...what is up with the legs? Half of them are missing or maybe it is the I need to doody pose.

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KD's picture

I think she is Firefox, the web browser. Sounds appropriate to me, anyway.

Dgrin's picture

i think her head-piece is suppose to be a pig..is she a glitter miss piggy or som?

Dgrin's picture

does this woman have normal legs or is she half-midget?

bambam's picture

Oh Coco, a night with you and a bottle of Bullseye barbecue sauce is what my dreams are made of.

18thCenturyFox's picture

Oh and congrats to all the jackass posters who pointed out The Fat. Original, insightful, sophmoric. Maybe you should post on "IDontLikeyouInThatWay.com"

This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon

18thCenturyFox's picture

I didn't think I could hate Kunty Kim anymore then I already do but the GALL of her to think she could be Poison ivy? GTFO.

"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:11am.

Oh, okay. Thanks for answering. : )

M.E.'s picture

EC - I don't believe so.

But then again whofuckingknows.

I just remember being told they are not one in the same.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:39am.
snowy - the list was in reference to mouse. Not pip HOR!

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Novice to dlisted folklore here, but aren't they the same person? I thought I read that several times.

Gardening Girl's picture

What ever she is, she is a headdress FAIL!

Lol @ Ice T's balls.

M.E.'s picture

snowy - the list was in reference to mouse. Not pip HOR!

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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:33am.
Does anyone know what Coco's headpiece is supposed to be? I

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She's supposed to be the devil.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:22am.
We were so good about ignoring it last night ( I was lurking) and now we are dedicating an entire thread of comments to it. Mudtu(r)tle I get what you are saying and I understand - but this is exactly what it wants.

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While I understand your point, let's not forget ignoring it has not worked either, and sometimes it is good to get stuff in the open, especially ALT names, so people can ignore it in the future.

What it actually wants is to fool people and get them sucked back in with it, and then go crazy on them later. That is what it really wants.

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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:33am.

Does anyone know what Coco's headpiece is supposed to be? I think a headband would have probably looked better.

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Does anyone know what Coco's headpiece is supposed to be? I think a headband would have probably looked better.

snowpiece's picture

THE LIST THE LIST NEVER FORGET THE LIST!!!

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She's amazingly hot. Genetics and a bajillion dollars does wonders apparently. Can I haz more pics of Coco, please?

M.E.'s picture

MJT - you are correct.

LOL @ Jack!!! I ALWAYS smelled like cornbread!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:19am.
:( Dont let the asswipes win...

Has anyone any spare candy corn???

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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:12am.
"I used to work at Cracker Barrel..."
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Ohmahgod! Hot chick coming home smelling like fried foods and gravy!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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Centy was the Alt Supreme. I hated that wanker.

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EC, who knows. I just happened to be convenient, probably.

MissJaneTexas's picture

We were so good about ignoring it last night ( I was lurking) and now we are dedicating an entire thread of comments to it. Mudtu(r)tle I get what you are saying and I understand - but this is exactly what it wants.

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M.E.'s picture

FYI - Pip admitted to creating HUNDREDS of alts over a year or so ago. I don't doubt that each time she gains access back in, she creates even more.

Hate to say it but we'll never be rid of her. She'll continue to keep coming back, the only thing we can do is report her and get the current names shes using blocked.

It's been 5 years, she's still here.

Gardening Girl's picture

:( Dont let the asswipes win...

Has anyone any spare candy corn???

Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:12am.
EC, I know that Centaurious was it. I watched it attack people lots of times over some lofty cause or another. And it always gave holistic medical advice as well, and there was ALWAYS some other person who would respond almost immediately to Centaurious' posts, agreeing and praising it for its knowledge, etc. I knew for sure Centaurious was it after it flamed me for saying I used to work at Cracker Barrel and then going on this big ass rant against CB before attacking me personally.

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WTF is wrong with Cracker Barrel? I love to eat there if I take a road trip somewhere.

Muddy, you just can't pay attention to what some sickos say on here. I have been attacked plenty, sometimes I have asked for it, other times I am unaware why I get attacked.

Don't let anyone run you off here. If you go, then they get what they want until they have destroyed this place.

I missed the fuckery last night, thank God!

Gargening Girl, no shit, right??? There surely is a spot in hell for this type of purposeful, wanton excess.

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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:00am.

EDIT: Double post, sorry. Also, MSN is reporting KK has filed divorce papers, seeking an annulment. Fucking useless waste, all that money for that wedding.

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Imagine all the new text books that money could have bought for schools in California??? Like you said "fucking useless waste".

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Thanks for clearing that up Evil Cupcake. Maybe it was an alt that posted that about MizRo. Like I said, I can't keep up! Sorry MizRo!!!!

EC, I know that Centaurious was it. I watched it attack people lots of times over some lofty cause or another. And it always gave holistic medical advice as well, and there was ALWAYS some other person who would respond almost immediately to Centaurious' posts, agreeing and praising it for its knowledge, etc. I knew for sure Centaurious was it after it flamed me for saying I used to work at Cracker Barrel and then going on this big ass rant against CB before attacking me personally.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:01am.
Did this alt person ever post as a normal person? Is it MizRo?

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MizRo??? Nah. She is who she is, as far as I know. Never noticed her being mean to anyone really, and she posts mostly on weekends and nothing controversial, that I know of.

Gardening Girl's picture

Shit like that makes it hard to be a newbie cos it makes us all suspect. I hate it when it chases away people whose comments I love to read. This has seriously tainted my Halloween. May karma do the dirty on that person!

Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 9:58am.
Yeah, her MO is definitely obvious every time. Too bad I didn't read enough of CD's posts to know. I called a long time ago that she was also Centaurious and some didn't believe that, either. I KNOW it was her.

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Hmmmmm, very interesting. Never gave it much thought because I had never had much interaction with Centaurious, except one day when we fought. You are probably on to something.