From The "How Do I Fap To This?" Files: Al Roker As Prince Hot Ginge
Out of all the wigs that tried to quit a bitch during Today's ridiculous mess of a Halloween show this morning, why couldn't it have been the dull beaver's ass on top of Al Roker's head?
My nipples have the weirdest hard-on right now and my other parts that usually flutter when Prince Hot Ginge's name comes on my screen are so confused after watching Al Roker as Prince Harry. There is just so many thick layers of HUH?! here. Prince Hot Ginge would never walk into a LensCrafters unless it had a bar of contact lens cases full of vodka, so those glasses on Al Roker's face are historically inaccurate! The top of PHG's head naturally looks like a volcano erupting into an orgasm and so that sad piece of dusty rust carpet on Al's head just isn't going to work. Al looks more like the butch Indian lesbian who sat next to me in 9th grade English and tried to convince me that her ginger hair was all natural and not from a date with Miss Clairol. Bitch totally looks like a Bollywood version of Rojo Caliente.
With all that being said, even though Al Roker makes a terrifying Prince Hot Ginge, it is still my duty to fap to all things Prince Hot Ginge. Today is the day I find out if tears can double as lube.
Here's more from Today overdoing the overdone royal wedding this morning. The cast of messes included Matt Lauer as Prince William, Ann Curry as Kate Middleton, Natalie Morales as Pippa, Savannah Gunthrie as Prince Charles, Hoda & Kathie Lee as Eugenie & Beatrice, the laptop girl from the 4th hour as Posh and Meredith Vieira as Queen Elizabeth.
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Why? I get the dressing up but why as the cast of the "Royal Wedding"? Huh indeed.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:45am.
it's common knowledge that the anchors hate each other and that Lauer had an affair with Morales,
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INTeresting! Hadn't heard that one.
Explains why Ann Curry got in as co-anchor, not Natalie. Ann and Matt are WHORE-able together. She is such a dork and with poor posture.
Natalie would've been a muuuuch better match.
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Meh. My favorite was the year Matt and fat Al dressed as JLo and Diddy.
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Matt's moobs are actually bigger than JLo's.
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Who was Pippa?
eta: never mind. I just learned to read.
The real Royal wedding party should dress up like these buttwipes.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 5:08pm.
One of the men should have dressed up as that little flower girl. You know the creepy looking one who was covering her ears when the planes flew by.
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Hahahahaha!!!
This is awesome!
One of the men should have dressed up as that little flower girl. You know the creepy looking one who was covering her ears when the planes flew by.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Okay, I thought it was kind of cute...but I don't ever watch the news so I have no opinion about these people at all.
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Al Roker shoulda been the queen.
FAIL.
Who are these people? They all look like assholes.
Matt had an affair with Natalie Morales?? damn. well if he did, I can see why - she made a smashing Pippa this morning and looked every bit as good as the real thing did in that gown. her body is slammin'!
This show is dying a slow, excrutiating & painful death.
Just shoot it & put it out of its misery.
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Their costumes are always so over the top it's embarrassing. How bout we tone down this culture of excess and show people it's okay to be fucking creative on a dollar budget instead of wasting so much goddamned money on something so stupid.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:37pm.
LOL @ the blackface-looking photobomber in thumbnail #3. WTF is he supposed to be ??
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LMAO!!! thank you for pointing that out.... hahahaha WTF?!
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he's kind of creepy .....
Al looks more like Elton John than Prince Harry, methinks.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:37pm.
LOL @ the blackface-looking photobomber in thumbnail #3. WTF is he supposed to be ??
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LMAO!!! thank you for pointing that out.... hahahaha WTF?!
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ya think?
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I just realized that in the pic where she's by herself, Kathie Lee looks about as comfortable as that Chihuahua you know you dressed up as a reindeer last Christmas.
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LOL @ the blackface-looking photobomber in thumbnail #3. WTF is he supposed to be ??
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I can’t hate on stupid people.
Plus, they look a lot better than the lady in my office that came dressed as a worthless pile of shit.
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
When Katie Couric was still on this show I read that Matt Lauer HATES doing these things because he feels it's beneath his dignity.
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Brian Williams disses Al:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/45101345#45101345
*golf clap for Brian*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ugh, dp. That sounds nasty.
Matt could have used his actual hairline to play Prince Horse Teef. They all look idiotic.
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Douchechill!
Yes the weather guy had a costume of fat bastard dressed as a sumo wrestler, down to the big boobs. hilairous.
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Ann Curry interviewed my old boss's wife years ago. On camera she was warm and compassionate but off camera she was a snotty, cold, imperious bitch. But I don't hate her for that. I hate her because every time she interviews either Brad Pitt or his ass-snorting "partner", she kisses their asses harder than MK sucks cock.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:09pm.
Ridiculous, pathetic and fucking dumb.
Hahahaha in my head it's your avie's possessed voice saying that. Spit pea soup on them! Spit pea soup on them!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:10pm.
I hate Ann Curry with the passion of a thousand firey sons!
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HA! That's exactly how I feel about Al Roker.
He looks like he's the cuntiest of cunts IRL.
funny thing is, back he was heavier, I thought he looked like a nice enough guy. having fun at his job. It just seems like dieting all the fat away, stripped all the joy out of him or something.
Isn't Al Roker the one who wishes 100 year olds a Happy Birthday? Because I think that when MK turns 100, Al should have to wear this outfit when he makes the announcement. It'll be the right thing to do.
cth...he was dressed as Al? bwhaaaaa.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:09pm
Your avvie, you're fucking kidding me. I'm watching that movie as we speak..... hahahaaha.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:07pm.
Fox news wouldn't even want that dumb cunt and she is perfectly suited for where she is at the Today show.
I hate Ann Curry with the passion of a thousand firey sons!
Oh, and Hoda Cuntbee need not make too much fun of the royals princesses by making her teeth buck out, as she is no oil painting herself.
She and Kathie Lee both need kicked in the bloody cunt bone!
Ridiculous, pathetic and fucking dumb.
buttholes.
our local weatherman was dressed as fat bastard and it was fucking funny as all hell.
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I find Ann Curry despicable. Dumb, celebrity ass-kissing, annoying. She seems better suited for Fox News. (Although I'm sure the programs she's on are not top quality, but still... she seems more Fox News level of legitimacy).
Prince Not-So-Hot Ginger Roker is hilarious though. So sorry you have to go there in your dreams/night terrors, MK!
I'm sorry, but Al Roker looks more like a black Elton John than PHG.
That's just fucking WRONG
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Al Roker....birdy num num
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:40am.
Bitch totally looks like a Bollywood version of Rojo Caliente.
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LMFAO!!!!
Vad are you toging about!
I thought Meredith left this crapfest months ago. Creep-voice Ann Curry (who put the "b*tch" back in "c*nt" IRL) was supposed to get her chair.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:49am.
I thought Meredith left this crapfest months ago.
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Me too. I thought she left in May or June. And they made a huge deal ab her leaving. So idk why she's there.
Even though the Today show is filled with fuckery, I would still love to be an anchor, if anything to work with Al Roker. I love him.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:43am.
and goddammit that my phone know to autocorrect to Kardashian
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
The best fuckery is the rest of the anchors who dressed as the Kardashians.
You just know Kathie Lee insisted on wearing that hat. She's an attention whore of nearly Kardassian proportions.
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YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
those today show people are just trash.
except amy robach- i want to bang her.
Since it's common knowledge that the anchors hate each other and that Lauer had an affair with Morales, these "news people" dressing up like this is just stupid. I know The Today Show tries to balance news with banter, but wasn't inflicting Kathie Lee on us enough with this stoned fuckery?
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repeats self...kathie me's is my fav! LOL. those two were hilarious this morning.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.