Paging Dr. 90210! Heidi Montag's Skin Fell Off Again

No, this can't be Heidi Montag without her Mattel-made plastic shell on, because she already replaced all her muscles and veins with time release fake tan pouches and tubes filled with Victoria's Secret passion fruit body spray. This is the winner of every Halloween Heidi Klum simultaneously making Buffalo Bill and The BODIES exhibit dude rub at their foreskin by showing up to her Halloween party in Las Vegas on Saturday night dressed up like the human anatomy chart in my 7th grade science classroom. Or maybe Heidi is Courtney Stodden after she sheds her porn iguana skin off through the power of sexy face. Or maybe she's the state of Lindsay Lohan's career? Or Skeletor's lipstick dick after he humps the side of the ottoman for too long? Whatever she is, bitch wins at Halloween yet again.

If you're fuck deficient when it comes to dressing up for Halloween, then don't worry, because Heidi is Halloween-ing for all of us.

Wenn.com, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K

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Halloween • Heidi Klum

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:14am.

Whoa, it's a living Alex Grey painting. I had the pleasure to see him and his wife last month, such sweet awesome memories. I really like it.

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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:12pm.

She really goes all out on all her Halloween costumes.

Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 5:24pm.

If she stands next to her hubby's nasty face no one will notice.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:33pm.

Oops! I just checked the Skeletal muscular system fashion blog and they are saying that the diamond stilettoes are SO last year. This year, it's all about cowboy boots. Who knew?

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Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:29pm.

Dressed to impress...I like it.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:29pm.

Becky, the answer to that would obviously be: diamond studded platforms!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:27pm.

I always look forward to seeing what she's going to wear. I'm never dissapointed.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 3:24pm.

The costume's very clever, but the shoes are just silly. It beggars the question: What footwear does one wear with an exposed skeletal muscular system?

Submitted by guruXen on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 1:51pm.

Where's Seal?

Submitted by deadflowers on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 1:23pm.

The doctor in these photos looks like he's mentally working out whether or not he would still fuck Heidi.

Submitted by ben_dover on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:48am.

Caca wearing meat can eat it. This how you do it heidi can never let you down *tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by Catsclaw on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:47am.

Her costume sure creeps me out. Way to go Heidi!

Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 9:52am.

This woman always wears the best Halloween costume every single year.

The only thing I hate from her costume are her hooker heels. I'm fed up with this long pause from buying shoes because it's either these super tall hooker heels or flats I see in every single fucking store.

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Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 9:39am.

OMG! This is so amazing. I wish I could experience proper Halloween one day, not the crap that they have here.

Submitted by TEE on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:40am.

She effing WINS! (although David Spades Human Centipede costume gets a prize for effort lol)

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:22am.

I love it. So glad that she's one woman who does not feel the need to dress slutty for Halloween.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:21am.

she always has great costumes.

But I have a better ass than Heidi Klum. :)

right, jack? lol

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:18am.

I love this! Now there is a body that will look good in ANYTHING, and doesn't feel the need to slut it up.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:02am.

Heidi Klum always wins Halloween. The Shiva costume is still my favorite. This is awesomely gross...lol

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Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:55am.

LOL Jack! Yes, I'm a day ahead and I can tell you in advance that Halloween sucked balls! ;)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:50am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:08am.
Halloween's over for me, I had shitloads of candy set out and no kids showed up. Little motherfuckers! *shakes fist*

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:49am.

I'm more of a Day of the Dead girl myself, but happy Halloweenie, everybody. And while I started celebrating this weekend, this bitch is officially older today.

And I got a damn email from an Internet dating site I used to use wishing me a happy birthday and asking if I was still single. Now that shit was Halloweenie scary.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:47am.

It's halloween tonight!!! you bitches are soooo anxious to jump on the "leftover" candy! LOLOLOL ;p

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:41am.

Cuppy, that's a shame, but jesus christ, you can hardly blame parents when sick fucks are constantly trying to abduct/poison, God knows what to kids.
we had a case a few weeks ago where some mother fuck tried to snatch a kid, not once but twice. thank god he failed..... it's a tough time to be a parent, trust.
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:35am.

Love her Halloween stuff. My fav is still the transformer robot thing though.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:29am.

Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:08am.
Halloween's over for me, I had shitloads of candy set out and no kids showed up. Little motherfuckers! *shakes fist*

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:25am.

that is a cool costume. happy halloweenier, sluts.
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Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:24am.

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:43am.
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Copious amounts of candy!! :D

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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:23am.

Wow.....Demi has gotten even thinner.

Submitted by Secret Original on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:20am.

Can't stand her or fucking Halloween.

Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:18am.

I had costume ideas for Halloween...but I never did anything. :( I decorated my office with Halloween shit and people took candy, but that's about it for me.

Submitted by cm burns on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:16am.

*yaaaaaaawnnnnn* this dumb retarded bitch is really annoying! someone kick her in the ass already!!....keep her (in the US), i'm ashamed to have the same citizenship as she does....
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:15am.

"Heidi is so hot. I want to make her ass pregnant."

She said she's done with having kids, lol. Already having 4...

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:13am.

Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:08am.
Again? When is she going to run out of ideas? Halloween's over for me, I had shitloads of candy set out and no kids showed up. Little motherfuckers! *shakes fist*

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More candy for you, Goldigga! I'm always hoping the little crotch goblins don't show up because I buy the good stuff. =D

As for Heidi, this is a particularly well done costume. It reminds me of that one Robbie Williams video with him ripping his skin off though. I wonder if she let her little ones see her like that...

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Submitted by LunaChick on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:06am.

She always brings it on Halloween. This costume rocks, but the shoes suck. Couldn't she go one day without wearing heels?

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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:04am.

That's the worst case of road rash I've ever seen.

Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:03am.

Wow, that's commitment to a look! Awesome!

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:03am.

she always brings it...but anyone in her situation would with a team of stylists and make up artists to make shit happen. I always wonder how comfortable she is whenever she dons one of these productions...in my experience elaborate costumes are such pain and one can't even enjoy the party sometimes because of it. Even going to the bathroom becomes an ordeal. So these days I stick to user-friendly costumes.

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Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:59am.

too bad she doesn't dress as creatively on her shitty PR show - but I've gotta hand it to her, this is definitely a good one.

Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:58am.

Amazingly, amazingly awesome. That costume is fantastic and so well-painted and conceived. I've never had the slightest interest in or understanding why Heidi Klum is in the public awareness until these Halloween costumes. The costumes alone make me like her. This one just rocks. The stripper shoes are a shame though, it's the only bad choice about the whole thing and detract a little bit. She could have easily made a better aesthetic choice. Very cool otherwise.

Submitted by guest on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:57am.

Meh. :p

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:49am.

Am I wrong to not care about her and her costumes?

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:47am.

Submitted by Fletcher8 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:52am.

She always comes up with the best outfits!!! This is awesome.
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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:40am.

...and Lohan teef.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:38am.

She always comes up with cool stuff on Halloween.

PS - I'd chew through that shit to get to her...
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Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:38am.

Again? When is she going to run out of ideas? Halloween's over for me, I had shitloads of candy set out and no kids showed up. Little motherfuckers! *shakes fist*

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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter

Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 6:38am.

She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.