Tuesday, November 1st 2011
Chris Brown's Hallowpeen Costume Was Really Subtle
Chris Brown slipped his duck legs into an alien bodysuit for his Halloween costume, which I can only describe as a "huge green dick slapping the word 'attention' over and over again" and Tweeted a picture of it with the note: "I don't think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!" Yeah, Chris used a lot of characters to basically say: LOOKATME!
I would say that Chris needs to have a seat on a Chris Brown dildo so that he can fuck himself, but humping on the spotlight by posing for this picture is keeping him distracted from the tampon that is obviously trying to escape out of his crotch. Shhh. Don't tell Chris. Run, tampon, run!
Source: Chris Brown's Twatter via ONTD
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it can be big and long but still end up being a short ride. All I'm gonna say about it.
Sleeze-stack.
YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN...we get it Chris you're proud of your junk...(which is confusing cause my lil brother has that same #2 PENCIL and he seems so indifferent about it.) Being that this jerk is in his 20's and approching GROWN MAN staus shouldn't he be over tryin to impress the world with whats in his pants....maybe because he knows thats all he's got....personality is shit...music is shit....talent ..questionable....hmmm I guess that broomstick will be making many appearances for years to come...but CHRIS for the record width is where its at.I'm just saying
Once again displaying his elevated level of douchey-ness and lack of creativity. This frog/alien suit was everywhere.
What an a-hole.
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I'd sit on it. Let me show myself out.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
LOL, duck legs! Perfect! Those are the weirdest legs ever.
*hurk*
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 8:55am.
This kid is queer. And funny lookin'.
Just come out already and stop living it on the down low. You don't hate women, you hate yourself for not understanding your own sexuality.
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you appear more uncomfortable with his sexuality than him. with bigots like you judging him, no wonder he is afraid. who the fuck are you to tell anybody who or what they are?
Congrats Chris, you have a penis.
High praise indeed Madge! I would be honored to have you as a sucio partner. I do feel icky for wanting it but that's never stopped me before.
"Grow up Raj, there's no place for truth on the internet." ----- HJW
I for one am impressed.
So let me get this, er, straight. This total douchebag jerked himself off so that his dick would be hard underneath a green spandex alien costume so he could post the pics on twitter and pretend to be shocked at his own bulginess?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by damianvargas on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:03pm.
"if he tried to slap me with something besides that...."
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AHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! (serious face) I totally agree.
I,therefore, declare us partners in sucio-ness.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
What a dick.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
Hi Chris... may I have a seat?
I would.
Chop it off, that is.
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Devil's advocate.
LaChaylo...LOVE YOUR AVIE OF THE IGUANA QUEEN...that "chick" is one serious mess, but nonetheless, cracks me up...and her hubby is better looking in a dress than she is...
haven't we been subjected to this fuckery before...remember his cell phone pic...if he wasn't so gross and egotistical and just plain ick, it might be kind of hot...but when a gay man puts a caption of gross on your pic...time to check yourself...you nasty parasite you!!! (not you my beloved MK, that turd Chris Brown..is the parasite)
So is there where we hang out if we don't want to be involved in the peta discussion?? UGH NEW POST.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I feel sooooooooooo sucio for knowing that I still would without being asked twice. But don't get me wrong, if he tried to slap me with something besides that I'd have to beat the black off him.
"Grow up Raj, there's no place for truth on the internet." ----- HJW
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:51am.
I really like his "Ladies Love Me" song with Justin Bieber.
*throws self off cliff*
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Douchechill!
Gross. I'm all for showing off the goods, but when those goods are attached to a giant douche... it just makes me want to gag (and not in a good wa ;) )...
No thank you
@Zorba, yes. Yes, I am. But now I have to figure out what to do with the suit. I guess it'll have to be a under the clothes thing or he'll have to get a cup.
Seriously, though, Chris Brown needs to STOP.
I was going to comment on this shithead wondering how he still has a career, but then I saw something that makes me want to impale my screen with the family pet
*kills LaChaylo's av with fire*
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
Is that a coke bottle in your spandex, or...?
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
is it running north to south or south to north? (NO HOMO!)
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Honey, ask any gay man, that peen is on the low end of the requirements of many a size queen.
It's not just the dick, but the man attached to it. Give me a man who can cook and treat me right who has a great dick and I'll rock his rocket.
*makes plea to universe to end spinsterhood*
Is that a tapeworm or is he just happy to see himself?
You're a lucky lady scruffylove :D
ew. this is seriously pathetic. but also kind of like the "american horror story" (man in black latex who has sex with everyone that looks at him) of aliens...
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Did bow wow take this picture?
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Just when I thought he couldn't possibly be more insufferable...I was mistaken. Bravo sir.
I got my husband a Green Man suit for Halloween, and he couldn't wear it because of the package issue. With my husband, the WHOLE package was visible (even while wearing ;ong underwear underneath). The fact that Brown has no balls tells me that he is just a frickin' kickstand. No girth. Sounds like sex would be like getting poked with a stick. No thanks.
it's why Rihanna again is crazy about him
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i'm too reasonable for Internet conspiracy
Daffy Duck was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. You would think all that dancing would fix that.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
He has an unfortunate set of legs.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:55am.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:50am.
SPICEY!! good to see you, my man! lol at chicken legs
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Well hello, Jack!
I see you've been practicing your photoshop skills on your avie again. LOL
BTW, I NEVER saw a dick that grew out of someone's left groin...so I am thinking Ms. Chris stuffed one of his "toys" in that green spandex and needs to adjust it.
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
A hot pic if you're a "never nude" with a praying mantis fetish.
That looks faker than fake and WTF with his legs?
Eww. I bet it's nasty in a bad way. Do not touch.
Someone in another post mentioned Occupy Hollywood. No shit, fuckers like this one, the Lohans, the other KKK need to be thrown in a bottomless pit.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:50am.
SPICEY!! good to see you, my man! lol at chicken legs
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
What kind of ghetto ass bathroom is he in?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:44am.
UGH, I know. I really liked that Look at Me Now song until someone told me it was Chris Brown. I was duped because it doesn't even sound like him. I don't have the radio so I often hear songs in bars without ever knowing who sings them.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I have always thought this dude was a DL self-hating gay...just come out already, bitch...you know you want to. And he should stop taking pics of his dick and get those chicken legs in shape.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Chris, we already know you are a dick. We don't need to see it.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:41am.
Noseynelly: as my very very wise older woman friend has said: most people are just awaiting their orders. Lots of people are fed the trends am they participate blindly. All the stupid people wearing skinny jeans or hoof shoes, regardless of whether they look good in them or not.
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Like that stupid f*cking trend a few years back of women smoking cigars. You bet Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore were the first ones to jump on that stanky bandwagon because they thought it made them so cool. The fact that most MEN can't stand cigars never entered their empty heads. And it wouldn't have mattered if it had. It was a new trend and they jumped all over it.
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Submitted by wishiwasstoned on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:07am.
Submitted by Echo27 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:05am.
So am I to believe that this douche is a fan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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no, he is an alien, not green man. i was worried there for a second too!
Oh, I'm so glad!
Submitted by noseynelly on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:27am.
Ok, not ONE positive post about this guy.
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HEY! yer a real nosey nelly, ya know that?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:38am.
I have a massive phobia of dirty bathrooms/toilets,
Co-sign!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.