Hugh Grant's "Fleeting Affair" Produced A Surprise Baby
Hugh Grant learned the Benicio Del Toro & Kimbo Stewart way that when you drop a jizz load into your piece and there's no rubber parachute there to catch it, there's a chance that in 9 months you'll have baby piss in your face and a child support invoice in your mailbox.
The dude who perfected the British stutter in practically every damn romantic comedy from the 90s is somebody's father and his rep makes it clear to People that the lady he thought was a two-week fuck has now turned into someone whose face he'll see every other weekend when he picks up his kid. Hugh's rep put it like this:
"I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby girl. He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive. He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms."
That totally is the white gloves and top hat way of saying, "That bareback bitch raw dog dicked a ho in the back of a rented mid-level sedan again. You know how he does it."
Hugh's rep wouldn't say who the mother is, but the NYDN took a Detective La Toya monocle to the situation and they believe the mother is Chinese actress Tinglan Hong. Hugh fucked around with her for a minute last January and she was looking a little full of fetus-ish back in April. I really hope she is the mother and I really hope Hugh did the right thing by naming his baby friend, son or daughter, Divine. I mean, Divine Hong-Grant does have a beautiful ring to it.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 4:56pm.
Poor twat. He grew up an uptight middle-class white boy with a taste for the exotic which he's had to hide all his life by hanging around with frigid bowls of oatmeal like Liz Hurley.
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this made me cackle out loud!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I really wonder about these poor kids. At least in the olden days the kid could be told that their daddy died in the war. Now they get to know every sordid detail.
The mother is just as culpable in this fuckery.
Guess she planned her economic future the with right time of the month to coincide with a two week fling.
Maybe I'm just ignorant but I thought Chinese surnames came before the given name. So this baby may be named Divine Grant-Tinglan. Am I wrong?
I thought he was dating that harsh-faced tranny lookin' Jemima Khan...
Who knows how many hookers he hasn't been caught with. Every girlfriend he's had since Divine are some fearless risk taking bitches. YAK!
A guy that age should just get his junk snipped. What are you waiting for? It's quick, relatively painless and a permanent anti-pregnancy solution. Guys are so frickin' egotistical, always thinking with their wiener, or acting directly on its behalf.
At least it wasn't some random, pathetic piece of white trash from Florida, like in Jude Law's case.
Poor twat. He grew up an uptight middle-class white boy with a taste for the exotic which he's had to hide all his life by hanging around with frigid bowls of oatmeal like Liz Hurley.
And NOT insisting that icky Hugh Grant of all friggin' dudes wear a condom? Did Miss Hong have an ulterior motive once she checked out Hugh's country cottage? (Below)
http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/hugh-grants-house-1/view/?service=0
I want to be a fly on the wall for that awkward moment when the child askes "Do you love me daddy?". Used to like Grant now I think he's just irresponsible with his dick and a prick.
TINGLAN HONG though
Yeah, I'm sure he's DELIGHTED. pffffft!
Beautiful story to tell the kid later. Condoms are way cheaper than child support.
Nice, now that little one is always going to know that she was the result of a "passing swiftly; vanishing quickly" affair.
Hugh Grant: "Sorry Girlie! Just passing through..."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 4:48pm.
"Fleeting affair" sounds so much more classy and romantic than "we fucked bareback standing up against a brick alley wall."
Again, I do NOT understand the NO-CONDOM thing. Like STDs are too plebian for a celebrity to get, never mind a whole FUCKING CHILD TO SUPPORT.
*stamps cane*
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Thanks for putting my thoughts exactly in a far more eloquent way. Cane included.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
meh
I got no problem with promiscuity, but people who fuck around and don't wear condoms make me fucking sick.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
"Fleeting affair" sounds so much more classy and romantic than "we fucked bareback standing up against a brick alley wall."
Again, I do NOT understand the NO-CONDOM thing. Like STDs are too plebian for a celebrity to get, never mind a whole FUCKING CHILD TO SUPPORT.
*stamps cane*
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