Afternoon Crumbs
Anne Hathaway: "Why is the Princess of Monaco tapping me on the back several times?" Us: "She's tapping out SOS in Morse Code, you shiny ass fool!" - Popsugar
Blake Lively's titty and legs game is back - Lainey Gossip
Pete Wentz upgraded and I can say blindly that his new piece definitely downgraded - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It's safe to say that The New Yorker article Taylor Lautner and Gus van Sant's new movie is based on is about wet cardboard - Towleroad
Selena Gomez adds her first upskirt to her scrapbook of memories - The Superficial
Demi Moore's supposed side piece just made my gaydar stop and throw spit out a "Do I even need to?" note - Celebitchy
Carmen Electra looks like she just got a wet body hug from Valentine's Day - Hollywood Tuna
32 lumps of adorable for you - The Berry
Jennifer Love Hewitt and the four clueless faces who are trying to figure out who the hell she is - Popoholic
Throw that rotten fish back into the tar! - Just Jared
Jessica Biel was almost in The Notebook - ICYDK
Clifford Starks' dick plays a game of peen-a-boo - OMG Blog
This is art - The Daily What
But can you stick your parts in one of their mouths? I'm asking for a friend, of course. - Videogum
It's fitting that Pimp Mama Kris wore a French maid outfit, because she was there to clean shit up, but she only ended up dirtying it more - Jezebel
Thunderstruck - Cityrag
Michelle Williams' Twiggy haircut is for Heath Ledger - I'm Not Obsessed
I think Jason Trainwreck just saw the back of Brit Brit's weave growl again - Hollywood Rag
What happens when that icy cold cunt Patricia Heaton farts on set - SOW
Isn't EVERY Gus Van Sant movie a pretentious, self-masturbatory piece of wet cardboard?
Anne Hathaway looks like a slightly younger Miss Manners (Judith Martin). Looks like she stole one of her dresses too.
I just visited the Jezebel site for the first time...I'm just curious, do their posters always sound like crackheads? I just don't get the logic.
Is there something deeply wrong with me in that I want to slam Pete Wentz to the wall, and do him incredibly dirty?
Submitted by harveyprice on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:30pm.
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To me they both look horse-ish.
The horse should know better than to stand next to a real girl in a photo.
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Wow Charlene and Anne have packed on a good 15 lbs within the past year.
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Anne H looks matronly in that photo. I like her just fine though.
I like Anne. She's everything Lindsay Lohan pretends to be.
I'm with sweet_b. That's why I prefer Emmy Rossum over Anne Hathaway. Hathaway is a bit of a prude now.
Taylor Lautner's career isn't gonna take off anytime soon. He tried Abducted as his first solo effort, and look what happened. After Twilight, it's over, Johnny. I don't hate the guy (he's the opposite of a douche), but he needs an acting coach to prove us wrong.
I predict a meltdown with Selena Gomez. Looks like she was intentionally showing her panties. Forget it, Lucy Hale anyday over Selena.
Carmen Electra's putting on some major poundage. She's still hot, but all good things are coming to an end on her behalf.
JLove doesn't look bad in those photos on Popoholic. Her face is still ratty, but it isn't as bad as before. I like her still.
Jessica Biel almost looks like Michelle Trachenberg on steroids on that Elle magazine cover.
That shot of Kris Humphries shaking like a strung-out junkie is gonna be an avatar on someone else's profile. I think I'll take it, thank you very much!
Well, no one can accuse Anne of having had a nose job.
I have got two things to say:
1. That man is not Demi's lover - it is her son. Okay, so it is her son given away at birth, but I don't know for sure about my other comment.
2. Pimp Mama K has sunk to new levels in her MEMEMEMEMEMEME BOOK. Now she talks about Nicole Brown. Somebody is desperate for some ratings. Shameless (given) pandering of her children and a famously murdered woman. Yuck.
Someone get me a fucking cute ass fuzzy bunny. Fucking NOW, bitches!
Anne Hathaway is wearing too much fards. She is so much more attractive without the ghostly white makeup and red lipstick. I like the dress too, it's cute in a vintage-y sort of way.
Pete Wentz...hmm, let's see....yep, still a douche.
Demi looks terrible lately.
I like Michelle Williams...always have, killer pixie cut or no. She and Heath seemed good for each other.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 2:22pm.
Why does the Princess of Monaco always look like she's about to cry?
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Because she is about to cry. And so would you, in her shoes.
Re: Princess Teardrop, is that a bullet wound in her arm? From when she tried to scale the wall and the sniper took her down?
Agree, Patrician Heaton is a 1% lover 99% hater Republican.
Patricia Heaton is ugly on the inside and the outside.
I like the way Anne looks less and less. I wonder if shes a bitch in real life. Did she and Christian Bale really have a short affair??
I find Anne Hathaway refreshingly real and yes, sexy as hell. Her tits and hips game is way beyond what Lively could try to do. Loved Anne in Rachel Getting Married.
Submitted by mrs.tobiasfunke on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 4:44pm.
Pretty sure that scar is from the TB vaccine they give kids shortly after birth in some countries
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Smallpox vaccine, not TB. But I think she has a mole over the scar.
Anne has jumped the shark. No longer beautiful. Weird when it happens so fast.
Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 3:27pm.
"Why is the Princess of Monaco tapping me on the back several times?" Us: "She's tapping out SOS in Morse Code, you shiny ass fool!"
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Ha, ha!
Pretty sure that scar is from the TB vaccine they give kids shortly after birth in some countries
Pretty sure that scar is from the TB vaccine they give kids shortly after birth in some countries
Charlene forgot to CoverMark her GPS tracking device
Love Michelle W's comment on short hair. Love straight men who like short hair - always found them more confident. And Michelle is absolutely stunning with the pixie.
Sarah Smile
Was just gonna say the same thing Xander.
Caught Love and Other Drugs this weekend. The movie was sort of shitty, but her and Jake were both pretty sexy in it.
I think it depends on the makeup with her. If she's got the red lipstick, it looks all wrong. Downplay the teeth and nose and she's striking.
Hahaha in that pic I half expect the top of Anne's head to pop over Monty Python style. She's lookin a liiiiiiittle intense there.
Love Anne's dress, but I have been known to have geriatric sensibilities *goes back to bitching about not receiving a handwritten thank-you note*
Sarah Smile
Ugh, Julia Roberts and her huge ass piano mouth.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I kinda like Anne Hathaway's dress.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
"Why is the Princess of Monaco tapping me on the back several times?" Us: "She's tapping out SOS in Morse Code, you shiny ass fool!"
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Word. In every picture it looks like she is trying to telepathically scream "HELP ME!!!"
Anne Hathaway needs to divorce herself from the bright red lipstick. It's not doing that Joker mouth of hers any favors.
Anne has Cheshire cat-ism.
After seeing Love, and Other Drugs, I will never talk shit about Anne Hathaway. That chick is freaking HOT!!! And as spazzy as she can be, she still has her shit together-- unlike other "actresses" her age!!
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 3:10pm.
Anne brings to mind a Mr. Potatohead. The features are all in the right places, but they're all too big, and the effect is a bit jarring.
AKA the "Julia Roberts effect"
Is Hathoway auditioning for the lead role in "Miss Alice Finklebeen Goes to the Opera"?
Anne brings to mind a Mr. Potatohead. The features are all in the right places, but they're all too big, and the effect is a bit jarring.
I swear Anne Hathaway looks like Bert from Sesame Street.
What's that thing stuck into Charlene's arm?
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"... a wail that sounds like a deaf cat in heat getting DPed while jumping on a trampoline during an earthquake."
OT: HALP ME!!! I've just been told we're taking our office xmas card photos in a few minutes! As policy, I NEVER willingly take photos. I absolutely HATE it. Shoulda known something was up when I counted 5 Santa hats. SHIT. :-(
It appears there is no getting out of this. (*Looks for good hiding place.)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
princess whatsit looks like she's been comfort eating her troubles away. What is that weird scar on her arm?
also, both their heads look too small for their bodies
Could thy have dressed any older? My grandmother wouldn't even wear those elderly fashions.
Terrible pic of Anne Hathaway!! I didn't realize her nose was that huge!!
LMAO at the Jezzebell article. All truth-straight, no chaser. Then of course there some dumb fuck comenter lamenting the "woman hate" an applauding Kim for turning a sex tape into a million dollar brand.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
I don't think Anne is that bad. She's honestly too boring to really annoy me. It's actually refreshing.
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Douchechill!
Those are some dowdy ass looking dresses. They look like a failed audition for the role of the Pigeon Sisters from "The Odd Couple."
Good lawd Anne Hathaway is not an attractive girl
Why does the Princess of Monaco always look like she's about to cry?