Philip Treacy Is Just Messing With A Ho Now
It's pretty obvious that Philip Treacy is a hat-making sadomasochist (hatomasochist?) who cackles himself into a jizz bust from seeing rich ass celebrities wearing a swirl of WHAT THE SHIT? designed by him on top of their heads. Philip could sew his label into a KKK cone covered in bedazzled possum shit and fancy bitches would still trip over each other to get their hands on it. I mean, look at Sarah Jessica Parker at the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon in Melbourne. Bitch has a giant black sperm on top of her head! Now, my ass says a Dionne Warwick prayer every day for black sperm to fall on top of my head, but I don't know if SJP does. If you step back and let your imagination roll around in the gutter, that bitch's hat almost looks like a Dune slug 69ing a shiny black sperm. I think I love Philip Treacy for this.
You know who I don't love? The audience at the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon. When SJP is sitting there with a serpent-like thing over her head, it is your duty to scream at her, "THERE'S A NO-EYED SNAKE ON YOUR HEAD!" Philip Treacy will blow you an air kiss as the room fills with echoing neighs and dust from fast-moving hooves.
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I like the hat, I like it on SJP and I like SJP. There, I said it.
Girl needs shorter hair and layers though, it's dragging her face down.
Speaking as a Melbournian, there is no way in hell that hat escaped the most scathing derision.
Seriously, I love Sarah Jessica but girl really should think about what she's wearing. That thing on her head does not make her look prettier. In fact, she looks even more ugly and horsey than she usually does. And, couldn't she at least COMB HER DAMN HAIR????
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:58pm.
That isn't a hat, it is the stink of the last SATC movie wafting off of her.
*snort, lol*
What a fascinator!!
I love anything SJP wears. She's one of a few stars, female or male, that I like so she can do no wrong in my book!
That isn't a hat, it is the stink of the last SATC movie wafting off of her.
Poor SJP really went down the shitter in the looks department. She was hot in LA Story but that was ages ago.....
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SJP was never hot. No one whose nose meets their chin can ever be hot
ooooooooooooo The shadows it throws do not flatter her face, at all, with that bad lighting.
Bitch is wearing it wrong. She should rotate that thing 180 degrees so it covers her entire face.
Personally I think that if she was to put on something like 20 pounds she would look a lot better. Most old women look a lot better with some weight on- I don't mean obese, but something like a size 8-10 instead of a 2.
Time has not been kind to SJP so anything that helps hide that face is okay with me.
you know, honestly, it's cool looking. granted, it should be on a mannequin on display in a museum of general freakery & fuckery...
M.E., and a paddle, from the looks of it. And the language he used!!!!!!! You don't talk to a child that way! I think the statue of limitations has run on this, too.
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She is not aging well----looking like an old worn down Jewish lady with those scary man hands with no fingernails and all the wrinkles. Her hair is also a frizzy mess. Poor SJP really went down the shitter in the looks department. She was hot in LA Story but that was ages ago.....
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Dog, I just saw that. Sickening. With a belt too.
UGH!
"If you step back and let your imagination roll around in the gutter, that bitch's hat almost looks like a Dune slug 69ing a shiny black sperm." so, in other words, SJP's hubby loves it.
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A sperm or a precise doggy doo.
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I think Lilo will show up pretty soon
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Mike is right. DO NOT watch that shit. This idiot actually comes down on the side of abusers rather than their victims. I'm surprised Morbid was so restrained but I guess he/she has to be for legal reasons.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:16am.
Um.....anyone checked DD today? There's a video that made me ill. A freaking JUDGE beating (and I do mean beating) his daughter. With mommy helping.
A fucking family court judge, no less, and the daughter is physically disabled.
The vid is awful DO NOT WATCH.
That is a real warning.
Hm. I think the hat is incomplete. Waxed Chippendales sliding down the curve of the sperm tail would do the trick - like on a conveyor belt. Then, the biddies at the Vapid Rich Cunt club could clutch their Chardonnay glasses and titter appreciatively. Or is a "waxed Chippendale" redundant?
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Submitted by chuckie3 on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:11am.
Ever notice how much SJP looks like Ruth Buzzi?
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YES! Between SJP and Madonna looking like Madam the puppet, we can only pray for a 70s gameshow revival made of pure awesome. Who would be Charles Nelson Reilly? Richard Dawson? I need Match Game 2.0 in my life, people.
I just saw the sperm resemblence. Holy shit, she has sperm on her head. What is she trying to tell us?
My neighbour made this hat!!! Philip only designs them, his minions make them ;)
Um.....anyone checked DD today? There's a video that made me ill. A freaking JUDGE beating (and I do mean beating) his daughter. With mommy helping.
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I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see lilo's court get up!
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Ever notice how much SJP looks like Ruth Buzzi?
Do you think next season he'll make a cock hat???
We need to make some magic and get this sperm hat together with Princess Eugenie's Fallopian tube hat.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
I actually welcome the distraction from her horsey face.
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Her nose in that top picture is fucking tragic, I don't know if it's the shadows or what but I'm ascairt!
She is fuckin' ridic!
Oh my god Dog that was funneeeeeeeeee!
I wonder if Matthew has trouble getting her into her stall on the days she wears that thing.
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AIYYYYYY IG!!!
Cornman Miranda!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I would never in a million years wear it but I think it's cool. Whatever. Fashion is subjective, least SJP always looks interesting. I like her, I think she works with what she has and has not succumbed to surgery pressure (that I know of).
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She should have just worn a sombrero. It would look just as stupid but cost less.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:51am
I will let you know after I win the $245 million powerball tonight. Crazy, big ass hats - here I come!!!!!!!!!
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What's everyone going on about? I think it's a great improvement! Could he furnish Goopy with one of these?
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
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She looks like the cartoon witch from The Smurfs, except skinnier and with longer hair.
Goldigga, I agree. Who can we call?
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01327/ascot_682_1327329a.jpg
I happen to like SJP, but she should not wear hats. They do less than nothing for her.
You can make alot of money making rich people look stupid. At what point do rich people lose touch with reality? Is there a dollar amount tipping point?
It's not art, it's jus an ugly hat.
@islandgirl: LOL. Sweet Jesus, that's a big'n! You might see one or two like that, but the last few years bitches have been getting lazy and just sticking a fascinator to their heads. I want to bring the hat back and go ALL OUT
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I kinda like it. *shrugs*
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:38am.
I don't think SJP is as ugly as most people seem to think she is...
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oh yes she is. my little pony is fug fug fugly. at least the shadow of the hat hides that face a little.
Goldigga, do they wear the same sort of fuckery in Melbourne as they do at Ascot? This is a particular favourite of mine. :)
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That is ridiculous. It's a slip and slide for your head.
If it was smaller and she was at Ascot, then MAYBE. Any other time, bitch is ridiculous.
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