When "Move That Cone, I'm Lindsay Lohan!" Doesn't Work The Way It Used To
Lindsay Lohan might be able to get a corner booth at the IHOP on Santa Monica at 3am on a weekday and she might be able to get the middle table at the methadone clinic cafeteria, but her days of dropping her name to get into A-list parties jumped into the grave with her career a long time ago. Bitch still thinks she's a glittering star in the universe that is Hollywood when the fact is that she's a dusty glow-in-the-dark ceiling star that fell to the carpet and no longer glows in the dark. But ho doesn't know that, because Page Six says that she showed up to the party for J. Edgar at the Roosevelt Hotel on Thursday night and the dude at the door hit her with a giant DEEEEEE-NIEEEEEED at first. The line of people behind her probably broke the record for the most THIS BITCH head shakes in one place at the same time.
LiLo is eternally the little cokey who could, because the source says not having an ounce of dignity paid off and she was able to beg her way in. The source went on to say this shit:
“Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity’s name to get in. She could be heard saying, ‘I have to go and see Leo.’Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends.
Clint and Leo and Dustin Lance Black were talking, and Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away.”
LiLo's rep is kept on a steady diet of delusion-tinis by White Oprah, so when asked for a comment they said, “She did not crash, she was invited by a guest who attended the event. I am not aware of her asking for photos with Leo or Clint. She was never asked to leave.”
My first thought about LiLo crashing a party and trying to scoot up to Leonardo DiCatchAHo was that the whole thing is pathetic wrapped in sad wrapped in tragic wrapped in another thick layer of pathetic, but then I really thought about. The two whiskeys I drank last night I paid for using cash from my own wallet. The dozens of whiskeys LiLo probably shoved down her booze hole came from an open bar and I bet you she snatched a few of the bartender's tips before making her way out. So being a shameless mess pays off sometimes.
Note to Hollywood: If you want to keep LiLo out of your parties, have a cash bar only. Bitch is allergic to those.
Mani, that reminds me of the Drew (e=mc2) Barrymore post the other day!!
*shakes fist at math*
IG....LMAO! 30 days = 4.5 hrs.
OET, I know, right? I guess all that shit that Sheriff Baca of Nottingham was spewing a few weeks ago about there being enough room for her to serve the entire sentence was exactly that--- shit.
Honest to fuck.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 6:48am.
So--- evidently, this speckled sow was released from jail at 1:30am, having served 4.5 hours of hard time
Say what? So basically she walks in, gets processed, searched, suited up, sat in a cell for what? maybe a half hour, then leaves. California hang your head in shame.
So--- evidently, this speckled sow was released from jail at 1:30am, having served 4.5 hours of hard time. Just in time to hit the clubs! She really must have a horseshoe, rabbit's foot AND a four-leafed clover up her arse.
Does this girl ALWAYS look methed out of her fucking head?
Im off to watch the only way is essex, a very vapid and dumb version of the hills from the uk. Its so bad, but I like how they all think so much of themselfs is like watching a parody..
Welterusten, Mickey! That was a cool song! Thanks for the link.
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Ah, playa del Carmen. I visited once. I've been to Cancun like 5 times. I know it's too touristy but if you get away from the strip, there are a lot of great places. I love it there.
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I'll leave you with what is for me the epitomy of a feel good song, Michel Fugain's "Une belle histoire". We always played this song on our way to France when I was a kid. Bye Owl, Hotmami and other lovely creatures of the night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLiaxoxNmJI
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Playa del carmen, in one of those resorts, Also been to Cancun.
Which part did you visit?
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I been to Mexico this year, its one of my fav places Ive been too. And the people are so cheerfull, I know there are issues but its such a gorgeous country. Really hope to return soon.
No, my parents came from Mexico so that was the language that was spoken at home until I started school.
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I'm from the Los Angeles area of California.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:26am.
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Where are you from?
Just Spanish. That helps me understand Portuguese, Italian, and French and even German (although that's probably due more to my knowing English).
I love going to Free Rice and working on my German, Italian, and French vocabulary. And I love singing songs In other languages as well.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:11am.
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I just want him to like, dont actually want alot more. I would like to be friends tho.
Guys Im just being honest, I know its lame, dont judge.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:01am.
Not counting passive German just French and English, I fear. But my French provides enough background to be able to read simple Italian and Spanish. It's like you said, ordinary words sound so much better in some languages than they do in others. Take the word "egg" for instance. Where the French sing "un oeuf", we cough "een ei", and trust you me, it sounds as ugly in Dutch as it looks.
So for you it's Spanish first and then English. Anything you're holding back?
BTW, glad you're feeling better.
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Did you learn spanish in school then?
Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:50pm.
Weird science was right, I want advice, anyone I want advice as to how make a guy really really like me. A guy who has women licking his ass all the time.
Why would you want a dude like this?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Mickey, you drank coffee the first time when you were 22!? I think I had my first taste of it when I was 2!
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@Allessandra
If you want a guy to like you, just casually look at him from across, raise one eyebrow and ignore him the rest of the time. It can really be that simple. God, how I want to be a lesbian sometimes. That being said, why would you want this particular specimen to notice you? Because he's famous? I personally would consider that a major disadvantage.
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Mickey,I have noticed that! What languages do you speak?
there's a pretty funny Kahlua commercial. This actress is saying,"hee in Veracruz, Mexico, people don't speak Spanish because its the official language. They speak it because it makes everything sound....intriguing."
Then she walks around saying these random words like stapler, and piano (she acknowledges that it's too similar for that to work). I love watching it!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:56pm.
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Im not taking this advice as bossing me around dont worry, I do make a difference between something that is ment in a good way.
Lollipop is an ALT, fuck I really liked her post about what she hates. I didnt share no info with them or anyone on here, well besideds that I posted my FB pge a few times but I also deleted it. Tho Im sure there is some1 sad enough that has bookmarked it, but dont care.
I wish I knew who is an ALT. So Owl, be that polite even when others are around, then Im gonna be polite too.
How are ya doing with that coffee spasm, whatever it was?
Alessandra, ok. I erased my post cuz I don't want the wrong person to see it.
I think it will take a while to feel better. But I had 2 packets of that coffee in my large mug. Thanks for the concern.
And I know you didn't share anything personal except the FB page. I just saw that you shared something but didn't want you to go further than that.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:46pm.
As you may have guessed by now I LOVE Romance languages. Whenever I hear someone speaking Spanish, I'm instantly fascinated. It's on my wishlist.
And yes, your adverse reaction to caffeine is likely to have to do with your limited intake, but if I were you I would keep it that way. Until I was 22 I never drank coffee. Now I'm hooked and truth be told, I don't even like the taste that much.
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Mickey, I'm still chugging the water. I think I'm getting better.
I wonder if I get like this because im not used to drinking coffee? I drink it maybe once a month.
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Weird science was right, I want advice, anyone I want advice as to how make a guy really really like me. A guy who has women licking his ass all the time.You guys know how semi celebs tick.
Mickey, I would love to learn Dutch! There really is no bad language. My first language is Spanish
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Owl, feeling better yet? Your reaction to caffeine is why I don't understand people who give their kids Coca Cola or Red Bull. It's not always as harmless as it appears.
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Submitted by Weird Science on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:38pm.
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You are probably gone, gonna asnwer anyway, I would not cheat on my bf, nor would I sleep with some1 who can have alot of women simply because I wouldnt wanna contribute to their ego.
Im happy with my bf, I guess altho I never actally cheat Im not totally monogamous, I like flirting.
I dont know what to say about the funeral other then , I hope its not gonna be too devastating.
Bye, Weird Science. Keep the faith, because tomorrow will be brighter.
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Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:27pm.
I'm guessing you are fishing for some advice regarding your current situation. All I can say (this is coming from a genuine curmudgeon) is that the famous guy you are hot for would dump you so quick your head would spin and he would pump and dump you like a cheap trick.
If you are not happy with your current love interest, break it to him gently but don't cheat on him. I've been cheated on and strung along and it is cruel beyond words to do that to someone. Just break it to him gently but don't go from the pot into the frying pan with this famous douche. He'll treat you like mincemeat.
Sorry about your grandma of 89. I was very close to my grandparents too. I think it's a curse and a blessing to know when someone's 'time' is about to come because you want to hold on to them so badly and almost wish life back into them.
Anyway, this is my last post for the night.
I'm so sad and I have a funeral to buck up to soon and try to put on a brave face.
HATE DEATH
P.S. Be courteous to each other. Life is too short.
Submitted by Weird Science on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:15pm.
I instantly recognized the joke, because I don't believe that anyone would voluntarily choose to speak Dutch. As for MK's non-native English speaking followers: I believe our ranks are growing. Quality exceeds language boundaries.
What part of you is Dutch? Have you ever been around here, and if so, did you feel the connection?
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:21pm.
Thank you LaChaylo. I feel like an asshat for even bringing it up because it's just depressing.
Night La Chaylo! Xoxo
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:18pm.
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I also appreciate your input aswell!!!
Thank you Mickey! I started to drink water but I'll drink cold milk if it doesn't go away in an hour.
Sheesh, I try to stay warm and look what happens! I'll have to look around to make some chocolate next time.
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*hugs to Owly*
*hugs to Wierd Science* I don't know you, but death is a fucking bitch. Sorry for your loss.
Okay, fareal now. I'm up passed my bedtime and I need all the rest I can get to deal with my shitty shit job.
Submitted by Weird Science on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:10pm.
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Havent I red your other post would I think that you are being sarcastic but I can see you are not, so Im gonna answer.
I dont have a bad night, life is allright, theres a man who is semi famous that I try to impress and he is playing games and I also feel bad because I have a bf. Its just flirting but still, and altho he is cool, I dont think I would be interested if he wasnt famous and would have lots of women wanting him, so I find this a lil lame of me. Not gonna say who, really not, he is a z-list anyways.
Im sorry about your aunt, I really am. I dont handle death well at all and its 1 of the not many things Im afraid of. I was very close to my grandmother who I love alot, and she is very old 89, has broken bones, several deseases so we kinda expect her to die in the near future and Im scared of the day it will happen. Keep dreaming that she is dead, think thats how I cope with it.
just wanna make sure weird science sees it
Alessandra, I did add the caps (don't know if I confirmed that with you the other day) but yes, I just wanted to know that you read it. I mean, I I apologize to someone for offending them, then I'd like to know they read it, instead of ignoring it and still being mad abbot it later.
I don't like to hurt (most) people. At least the ones whose opinion of me I care for. It means I don't have as big a problem as you think.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:13pm.
You know, I don't think anyone would object to a "HATE DEATH" Group.
I hate everything about death from the morgue to the mourners. There is just nothing good about death. Nothing.
Allesandra,
Quick word of advice - there's no need to take a stand on every issue. We're hear to talk shit about celebrities, and that's how I personally like D-listed, where you can shoot the shit and not have to get confrontational about a story or if someone disagrees a celebrity is good or bad. Post for fun or to blow off some steam, but there's no need to take things so seriously. I've been guilty of taking a stand about shit with certain posters, but I've refrained because I know in the end, it doesn't matter that I get worked up about somebody I don't even know personally. This is anonymous for the most part, so people will say and do stuff they wouldn't normally do, or people will have fun with you and you can have fun back. There's ribbing that happens, and you have to learn to just take it with a grain of salt and rib back.
I like my Dlisted like witty, gritty, and fun to read.
That is all. Good night.
Owl, cold milk usually does the trick for me. And water of course, lots of. Try to stay calm to keep your heart rate from going up.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:10pm.
You truly make me wish I could speak freaky deaky Dutch! That's an Austin Powers joke by the way and not meant as an actual dig (especially since I'm part Dutch).
How many people here follow dlisted who don't speak English as their first language?
Mad props.
Mickey, you slutenbakken, don't leave!
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@Weird Science
I'm sorry for your loss. Let's form a hate group against Death.
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Mickey! Help me out, please. I just had a big cup of coffee and have the shakes REAL BAD. I thought it was decaf. Wha can I drink/take to feel better?
This is exactly why I don't really drink coffee!
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:54pm.
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needs a house version. but danke anyways