Hot Slut Of The Day!
Luna, The Fashion Kitty! Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Phoebe Price and Bobby Trendy are the world's greatest and top supermodels, and now you can slow clap as they all tumble to the bottom from being knocked back by Luna's KO poses. With over 5,300 fans and counting, Luna is the premiere Facebook kitty model and has a vast modeling portfolio that meows for itself. Not only is Luna the most photographed pussycat on the Internet (Luna is not amused by the Lindsay Lohan vagina joke that is forming in your head, so keep it tucked inside your lips), but she also has a wardrobe that could keep Richard Simmons and every Toddlers & Tiaras beauty queen struttin' for years to come.
Every supermodel must have a signature pose and Luna has a few! Luna's got the "I Is Trying To Unsee KFed's Overstuffed Turnover Titties" pose, the "My Eye Slivers Love Each Other So Much That They Are Trying To Hug" pose, the "Courtney Stodden As A Grandfather Clock And It's 7 O'Clock" pose and the "Cat Napping On A Warm Laptop Blanket" pose.
I should probably be terrified by Luna since sometimes she looks like her eyes are trying to suction in my soul and plop it on her tongue (which is too sexy for the inside of her mouth, obviously), but I'm too busy being dazzled by her fabulous furness. Luna is like the Alison Harvard of cats!
Every model can take a long siesta, because Luna's posing for all of them.
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This just made my day! It was just too funny!
Persian cats are difficult to live with.
Poor baby. I adopted a Persian and I am constantly cleaning his eyes. He snores like a freight train because of nasal problems and has difficulty eating because his snout is so smooshed in he has to go in a sideways scooping motion to eat and it flies everywhere. He's very sweet and laid back though. Smart too and he would never allow this kind of fuckery to occur.
I <3 Luna!!
What's so cute about an inbred animal with a deformed face? Idiots.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
she so looks like frances bean cobain!!!!
This cat packs so much attitude it gives the highest paid supermodels a run for their money. But then again, her owner is making her wear dresses.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Why the fuck would you do this to your pet? They are NOT fucking toys.My two babies (cats) would go nuts if I tried to dress them up. They just wouldn't tolerate it, especially my 12 month old female, she don't put up with no shit. She is a sweet cuddly/kissy baby but only if she initiates it.
I like her "don`t watch me poop" Shirt.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
My cat's name is Luna too. My cat could kick her fluffy-panzy ass any day of the week.
Though you have to hand it to her, she's got the supermodel look down...looking like completely constipated whilst SMIZING.
Luna needs to start a Catwalk & modeling school for kitties!
Awww Bambam, that is so fucked up! I didn't know they bred them to look like this.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Looking through the pics, my 11 year old son is over my shoulder saying, "Oh, poor kitty! That's so mean!" Etc.
"What they're breeding is a cat whose upper canine teeth become higher, which obstructs the tear ducts that drain into the nose. Although the face is wider than a cat with normal muzzle, the eye sockets are shallower and the braincase is smaller. In Peke-face Persians, the change in head shape causes birthing difficulties; this is the future modern Persians are facing if current trends continue. Deformed tear-ducts that do not drain, shallow eye-sockets that cause eyes to protrude and deformed jaws where teeth are at unnatural angles, all of which affect the cats' health.
These cats are handicapped and prone to illness and discomfort. In some countries, extreme brachycephalic cats (where the tip of the nose is higher than the level of the lower eyelid, and/or which show other anomalies of the facial bones detrimental to health) may not be bred. The extreme change of head conformation means the Persian cat's brain is now crowded into the wrong-sized skull. In brachycephalic dogs, this has already been shown to result in chronic pain, seizures and increasingly abnormal behavior due to pressure on the brain."
Oh, poor kitty!
wow. i'm in love. also where are these photos taken? i'm confused where this princess resides.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
This kitty has me hypnotized! She is gorgeous.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
My first kitteh wasn't a purebred longhair but close enough that it was a nightmare to keep her combed every day and I knew I was never going to get one that fluffy again no matter how gorgeous they are.
The one I have now is all-white but a Siamese breed. She'd shank me before she'd let me put clothes on her but I don't have to give her a comb-out every couple of hours either. She's got pale green eyes and is only deaf when she doesn't want to do what I tell her to.
Yes!!!!
Submitted by treasure on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:10pm.
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Toddlers & Tiaras Eden Woods?
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Yes!!!!
Submitted by treasure on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:10pm.
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Toddlers & Tiaras Eden Woods?
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Pimping out kitty must not pay well, judging by the 70s-esque floral print bedcovers.
A well-groomed pussy is always a hot slut.
Re: White cats and deafness: When there is one blue eye, the deafness is on the side of the blue eye, the vet told me. My all-white kitty has green eyes, is not deaf, and is named Gimlet.
I cannot with those clashing bedspread patterns. WTF??? Did Helen Keller decorate that room? Jesus mercy fuck....
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luna can't hold up maru's jockstrap.
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The McCanns Did It
Omg....what is Pussy doing at NTC? Anyone else serve any of their time at Naval Training Center in San Diego!? Wow....closed down now, as well as the Recruit training side.
Memmmmmoriiiieeeesss....like the corners of...
Eh fuck it!! Some good, some not so good mem's of that place circa 1990-1995.
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"I will never do Playboy. No. Never. " Lindsay Lohan 2004
Okay - who snapped a picture of me by my stash of Halloween candy?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
This kitty CAN model! UNLIKE a horse I know.....
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
UBF, genes that march to their own drummer!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
http://dlisted.com/node/43981/images/lunahotslut4.jpg and http://dlisted.com/node/43981/images/lunahotslut5.jpg are why the internet's great.
Submitted by TwatsThat on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:37pm.
I don't see a wide variety of looks here….I just see this fat pussy giving Wilford Brimley face in every shot.
If it starts rambling on about how it has the diabeetus, then we truly are in the end times.
DIABEETUS!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:20pm.
I haven't seen captain america. I wish I was stoned. It'd make this hangover go away.
poor you - i'd share this if i could.
I watch "Supernatural."
Hangover? Didn't someone mention greasy eggs as a cure?
I have on that Keanu Reeves fiasco where he is playing a one-note alien, and he's messing that up. Good thing he's hot. Still.
I haven't seen captain america. I wish I was stoned. It'd make this hangover go away.
I'm watching Vampire Diaries. I know it's one of the hangers on to that Twilight shit but this is a good fucking show.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Remember, too, that cats know how to ignore the shit out of you. Deaf, my ass.
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:11pm.
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions either, so don't feel bad, percentage challenged people.
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Huh? My head just exploded.
Submitted by treasure on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:10pm.
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Toddlers & Tiaras Eden Woods?
---LMFTO YES!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:11pm.
Wassup Bjorkie... How was your weekend?
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Are you still walking on sunshine?
I'm chilling and stoned. I watched "Captain America" and forgot about it 10 minutes after watching it. I did sort of like it, especially the female lead her spunk. And lipstick.
What about you?
White cats with very light eyes are nothing but a cat that suffers from Albinism. Albinism even in humans alot of times comes with hearing problems or deafness. Just a case of genes that wanna do their own thing.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Wassup Bjorkie... How was your weekend?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions either, so don't feel bad, percentage challenged people.
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Toddlers & Tiaras Eden Woods?
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/eden-wood-retires.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAu0h0XQ9U&feature=related
Luna's face expression = KILL ME NOW
Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:53pm.
25 comments on a cat post and no Jennifer Aniston jokes?
You guys must be hungover.
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JA calls this cat Angelina because it's fucking ugly. No hangover for me today *I get gold star*
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by ponchiks on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:56pm.
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Yeah I guess I added a bunch of uneccesary info...allegedly, 60-80% of white cats with one or two blue eyes is deaf.
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That is really peculiar. Is there any information as to what causes it?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 2:01pm.
I saw percentages and scampered away.
Hey Tryroan!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:00pm.
I read somewhere that white cats with blue eyes are deaf. truth?
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I had always heard that too so I had to look it up.
" *95% of the general cat population is non-white cats (i.e. not pure white) and congenital deafness is extremely rare in non-white cats.
*5% of the general cat population is white cats (i.e. pure white). 15-40% of these pure white cats have one or two blue-eyes.
*Of those white cats with one or two blue eyes, 60-80% are deaf; 20-40% have normal hearing; 30-40% had one blue eye and were deaf while 60-70% had one blue eye and normal hearing.
*Of the 5% of white cats in the overall population, 60-80% had eyes of other colors (e.g. orange, green). Of those 10- 20% were deaf and 80-90% had normal hearing.
*Deaf white cats with one or two blue eyes account for 0.25 - 1.5 of total cat population
*Total number of cats with white coat and blue eyes account for 0.75 - 2.0% of total cat population
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Girl don't make me do math. It makes me MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
These pics were found in the 'My precious children' file of Jennifer Aniston's Flickr page.
Submitted by ponchiks on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:56pm.
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Yeah I guess I added a bunch of uneccesary info...allegedly, 60-80% of white cats with one or two blue eyes is deaf.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:00pm.
I read somewhere that white cats with blue eyes are deaf. truth?
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I had always heard that too so I had to look it up.
" *95% of the general cat population is non-white cats (i.e. not pure white) and congenital deafness is extremely rare in non-white cats.
*5% of the general cat population is white cats (i.e. pure white). 15-40% of these pure white cats have one or two blue-eyes.
*Of those white cats with one or two blue eyes, 60-80% are deaf; 20-40% have normal hearing; 30-40% had one blue eye and were deaf while 60-70% had one blue eye and normal hearing.
*Of the 5% of white cats in the overall population, 60-80% had eyes of other colors (e.g. orange, green). Of those 10- 20% were deaf and 80-90% had normal hearing.
*Deaf white cats with one or two blue eyes account for 0.25 - 1.5 of total cat population
*Total number of cats with white coat and blue eyes account for 0.75 - 2.0% of total cat population
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You lost me at 95%. So are they deaf then or not?
Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:53pm.
25 comments on a cat post and no Jennifer Aniston jokes?
You guys must be hungover.
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Yes, now that you mention it. I am.
Leprechaun was a shitty movie. Better?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Hot slut of the year right cheeeyah!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
25 comments on a cat post and no Jennifer Aniston jokes?
You guys must be hungover.
Luna is a hot bitch. But why can't her owners let her be a hot bitch without the stupid fucking outfits? People who dress up their animals for their amusement are fucking assholes.
My cats are the sweetest things. But if I tried this shit with them they'd claw my face off.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
OMG, she is the cutest little thing! I have a thing for kitties that stick their tongues out; mine does but she's not a persian. My cat would claw my face off if I tried to dress her like that, though.