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Luna, The Fashion Kitty! Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Phoebe Price and Bobby Trendy are the world’s greatest and top supermodels, and now you can slow clap as they all tumble to the bottom from being knocked back by Luna’s KO poses. With over 5,300 fans and counting, Luna is the premiere Facebook kitty model and has a vast modeling portfolio that meows for itself. Not only is Luna the most photographed pussycat on the Internet (Luna is not amused by the Lindsay Lohan vagina joke that is forming in your head, so keep it tucked inside your lips), but she also has a wardrobe that could keep Richard Simmons and every Toddlers & Tiaras beauty queen struttin’ for years to come.
Every supermodel must have a signature pose and Luna has a few! Luna’s got the “I Is Trying To Unsee KFed’s Overstuffed Turnover Titties” pose, the “My Eye Slivers Love Each Other So Much That They Are Trying To Hug” pose, the “Courtney Stodden As A Grandfather Clock And It’s 7 O’Clock” pose and the “Cat Napping On A Warm Laptop Blanket” pose.
I should probably be terrified by Luna since sometimes she looks like her eyes are trying to suction in my soul and plop it on her tongue (which is too sexy for the inside of her mouth, obviously), but I’m too busy being dazzled by her fabulous furness. Luna is like the Alison Harvard of cats!
Every model can take a long siesta, because Luna’s posing for all of them.