Afternoon Crumbs
The good news is that the neighbor's donkey didn't get out of his pen. The bad news is that the neighbor's donkey still has itchy nuts. - The Daily What
When is Keith Urban going to put the tortured guinea pig on his head out of its misery already? - Lainey Gossip
The sequel to Brokeback Mountain called Brokeback Tundra is sadder than the first one - Towleroad
I really just want to cut fine cheeses and roll pizza dough on Jayde Nicole's face - Hollywood Tuna
Matthew Fox found out the hard way that nobody wants to hire a pussy puncher - The Superficial
Either Stepford Katie has to pee or she's smuggling an SOS flare gun under her skirt - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
An American is playing Princess Diana - Celebitchy
And when Kate Beckinsale is done with that belt, she can use it to wrap Christmas gifts - Popoholic
I see that the theme of this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show is once again: Let's See How Much Shit We Can Pile On Our Models' Backs Before They Break In Two - The Berry
Which one is Xtina? - Just Jared
I see your American Apparel panties, Ryan Gosling - Popsugar
Happy SANS FARDS Monday - Cityrag
By the looks of that kitchen, this boy needs to do more cleaning and less dancing - Videogum
Gabriel Saporta's billy club dick could beat down a cobra and a starship - (NSFW) OMG Blog
Who is Johnny Depp offending today? - I'm Not Obsessed
The streaker's pubes are showing more believable emotion than Hayden Pantyairs is - Hollywood Rag
Today's beautiful music is brought to you by the sound of a bottle hitting Brody Jenner's head while he tried to defend Avril Lavigne during a bar fight - Celebslam
Well -that sums up Oklahoma...a trailer and a donkey-oh and Oklahoma City has giant crosses everywhere...shudders.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I live in OKC but was out of state on Saturday and missed the big quake. Felt the 4.7 last night though big time. Geez - tornados and an earthquake one night.
Anyway I would imagine being in a trailer during an earthquake would be like being inside a martini shaker.
And I do believe that the Oil Companies here in the state that are drilling through shale and going deeper are a major part of the problem. Although going deeper is not usually a problem and can make the earth shake. :-)
@Momus: you sure already clicked the picture? this stodden pic does look like sans fart to me..and wow she doesn't look like what she usually looks o.O
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"If the trailer be rockin', don't come a knockin'!
Christina Aguilera has packed on so many pounds, how come we're not calling her XXLtina?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
lmao at the donkey/quake quote. ahaaahaa!
"Ah thought brother Leonard was bangin his head aginst the trailor door agin."
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:05pm.
And earthquakes......only those not familiar with them aren't sure what they're experiencing.
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So True M.E. I was in Laughlin NV at a casino when a huge earthquake hit. Mirrored ceilings and glasses falling. While all the "not familiar" sheep were standing around gawking like deer in headlights....us Californians were having a reunion UNDERNEATH the blackjack table. When we came back up...they were still standing there, with chips in hand saying "What was that??"
DOH!!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Aint nothing better than a Keith Urban song about summer.
When summer comes around...
Waitin for the sun to go down...
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
Tyroan: Yeah, it's not an island.
Urmomma: haha! Sure... my koolaid is extra special. ;) That is cool, though. I enjoy traveling throughout Oklahoma... so it wouldn't be a big deal for me to give you donkey food. ;D
*googles Grady Co*...we are not exactly neighbors, but can I borrow some ketchup? OH! and some koolaide? Wait. Bread. I need some bread, too! It's for my donkey. :)
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
People live in Oklahoma? For reals?
Urmomma,
You serious?! Wow. I live in Grady County! Hehe.
Andrei! YES! I live in creek county/crooked county! I don't think the buildings and homes around here were built to weather earthquakes....I work on the 2nd floor of building that has 3 more above me. I live in a 2 story house! Damn it.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I just felt another aftershock! My computer shook on my desk.
a.cowt There was some kinda smart guy/psychic who said that Oklahoma should have never drilled all the oil...that when the earth shifted in our state that it would be ugly. Crap.
at unemployed bum...yes, but I live near RR tracks sooooo where does that leave me?
HO!SHIT! We are having another earthquake RIGHT NOW!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
A.cowt:
Yeah, fracking, I hear, is a candidate for responsibility. I think that is a root cause, but insurance is a good idea. Never thought I'd live to see the day...
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:18pm.
Damn! All y'all Dlisted sluts are letting a ho down! No comments on Saportas billy club peen!?!? Damn that's a nice 9+ incher...
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My eyes are still trying to process all those inches
Damn! All y'all Dlisted sluts are letting a ho down! No comments on Saportas billy club peen!?!? Damn that's a nice 9+ incher...
And why won't they let the ghey penguins be great?! But gon' ahead and spread this ghey genes boys!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
urmomma- are you speaking of the same Oklahoma residents that describe all storms like this, "Well, it kinda' sounded like a freight train..."? Ahahahaha! Who says that! I know people say that everywhere, but it does seem like the news looks for those people.
Now Oklahoma? Hope you guys are doing ok out there!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Ugh...bar fights are the worst.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 6:07pm.
stfu, Depp. Stop trying to be all Europhile...you're becoming about as intolerable as Goopy and Vadge. At least Marion Cotillard, when she makes anti-American statements, actually IS French. smh.
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Yeah, I got that vibe after reading through the entire interview. I'm finding him pretty intolerable at this point. Pretty to look at, won't read a damn thing he says anymore.
Streaker is so fake.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by snowball on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:07pm.
Why does MK keep linking to that turd Lainey? I refuse to believe he does for no reason, because she's such a moronic braying twat, no one as funny as he is could choose to direct traffic to her.
At least Celebitchy is good for a "WTF" most of the time and a really good laugh for their St. Angie posts. Lainey is a bag of fart air.
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Agree! Lainey's site is so boring, I wouldn't even read it while I was in the toilet making a do-do. (Like none of you have taken your laptop into the crapper pfft!) =)
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Ha, ha!
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 6:22pm.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Noooo! Leave the gay penguins alooone!!
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:25pm.
The worst aspect of earthquakes is that they are unpredictable. Well, if you have a dog or a cat,they'll be antsy just before it hits. "Earthquake weather" is a myth. With tornadoes and hurricanes, there is always advance warning.
Having said that, earthquakes are really interesting, as long as no one is injured or dies. The first thing we always do is try to guess where it registered on the Richter scale. Then we tell the dogs to calm down and try to find out which fault caused it, where the epicenter was, etc.
Buy earthquake insurance,dude. I just read that the quakes in Oklahoma and Arkansas might be caused by the practice of fracturing (?) in search of oil and natural gas.
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Submitted by snowball on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:07pm.
Why does MK keep linking to that turd Lainey? I refuse to believe he does for no reason, because she's such a moronic braying twat, no one as funny as he is could choose to direct traffic to her.
At least Celebitchy is good for a "WTF" most of the time and a really good laugh for their St. Angie posts. Lainey is a bag of fart air.
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Agree! Lainey's site is so boring, I wouldn't even read it while I was in the toilet making a do-do. (Like none of you have taken your laptop into the crapper pfft!) =)
Sweetas! I was only half skeered because I woke up during it...I don't have a donkey (the one in mah basement does not count. He is housebroke and pays his bills on time.), but I did think the damn dog was scratching himself on my bed. And then I realized he never gets on my bed and he hates to come up stairs unless the cat is there to chase. I called my husband who was down stairs watching a football game(yes, I am that lazy) and asked him "ummm, was that an earthquake?!". I then decided that I did not care for it and wanted to vomit.
and @ unemployed bum: when my husband's family moved here his young nephew was excited because they could not wait to see all the cowboys and Indians...who he thought still lived in teepees!
ahahahahahaaha! Profiling FAIL! BUT! what never fails is the backward ass folks they find to air on CNN or quotes like the one above. Damn. I just go with it. *typed with 3rd grade edukation and lack of tooths from the kitchen of mah double wide*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I love Jessica Chastain. Keep you eye on that one.
You tickle me mk!! Moreso than usual today for some reason.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Jessica Chastain is awesome. She has real presence on the screen.
That said, I will never watch a Princess Di biopic.
stfu, Depp. Stop trying to be all Europhile...you're becoming about as intolerable as Goopy and Vadge. At least Marion Cotillard, when she makes anti-American statements, actually IS French. smh.
I like Jessica Chastain but I'm surprised they didn't corner Cate Blanchett to play Diana.
I remember that show "Bromance" on MTV which was all like, who can kiss Brody's ass enough to be his BFF? and he's dating Avril Lavigne? the toolery is just too much to contemplate.
Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous, as usual.
Hayden Whatever is irrelevant, as usual.
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I knew Jack wouldn't punch a pussy!
unemployed_bum:
LOL. Aw. Well, if you change your mind, can always come down and see a twister. Maybe eat a bison burger if you want. :) Oklahoma is seriously underrated among other states for all kinds of stuff. I've done all kinds of things here. :)
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:25pm.
A.cotw... yeah, we're simply not set up here to deal with earthquakes. So, if one happened that was bad enough, it'd be terrible. And this quake Saturday night was really shallow. I felt like if it was any worse or lasted any longer, our house would be cracked at the foundation somewhere for sure.
I felt a pretty good one earlier I think this year or late last year that rumbled my workplace and shelves were shaking. I haven't had to move or go anywhere special to see nature's wrath except here at home. Oklahoma can go months and months without rain, then when it does come, it's very angry and might destroy your house in a moment.
I think Oklahoma makes all its residents a little crazy, and we stay that way to survive, haha. ;) Least the gas is cheap here!
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haha... when I was a kid, I wanted to live in Oklahoma so bad because of all the tornadoes the state is notorious for. Big, scary thunderstorms used to give me such an adrenaline rush and we hardly ever get the big stuff here in Michigan. Now as an adult, I shit my pants everytime the sky gets dark.
All those women who are supposed to be sans fards are at least wearing mascara and lip gloss. Sorry, not sans fards.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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A.cotw... yeah, we're simply not set up here to deal with earthquakes. So, if one happened that was bad enough, it'd be terrible. And this quake Saturday night was really shallow. I felt like if it was any worse or lasted any longer, our house would be cracked at the foundation somewhere for sure.
I felt a pretty good one earlier I think this year or late last year that rumbled my workplace and shelves were shaking. I haven't had to move or go anywhere special to see nature's wrath except here at home. Oklahoma can go months and months without rain, then when it does come, it's very angry and might destroy your house in a moment.
I think Oklahoma makes all its residents a little crazy, and we stay that way to survive, haha. ;) Least the gas is cheap here!
What penguins? Where?
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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:03pm.
It seems as though an earthquake anywhere east of the Rocky Mountains is worse than those in California, for assorted reasons.
1. The fault lines are not as closely monitored.
2. The quakes happen closer to the surface, so the shaking is felt over a wider area. The tectonic plates are different,too.
3. In CA, buildings are constructed to withstand a certain amount of seismic activity. No way would anyone's chimney fall down if a quake was under 6.5 on the Richter scale.
We're used to this. I grew up in a house next to an earthquake fault!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 5:05pm.
And earthquakes......only those not familiar with them aren't sure what they're experiencing.
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Not necessarily true. Lived almost my whole like in CA and either slept through every earthquake or thought it was just a big truck going by. But I'm kinda spatially clueless like that.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Depp has been wearing nail polish for years.
And earthquakes......only those not familiar with them aren't sure what they're experiencing.
Why does MK keep linking to that turd Lainey? I refuse to believe he does for no reason, because she's such a moronic braying twat, no one as funny as he is could choose to direct traffic to her.
At least Celebitchy is good for a "WTF" most of the time and a really good laugh for their St. Angie posts. Lainey is a bag of fart air.
Yeah. I live in Central Oklahoma and I have my eye on the radar at this moment. David Payne, a tornado chaser, is all excited and he's talking really fast as he records the twister.
The chandelier in our dining room swayed a good while after the earthquake Saturday night. Probably nothing compared to California, but not what I expected here.
A week ago, my area had hail bigger than golf balls (maybe donkey balls, too) and my dad's truck is all dented up.
I'm so used to shitty weather you might as well put me on Jupiter, and I'd just fix a campfire wile the storm there keeps on going for eons.
LOL at the kid dancing in the kitchen. I'm just glad my folks didn't have a video camera when *I* was growing up.
Those penguins should be let alone to live their fabulous gay life. LEAVE THE PENGUINS ALOOOOOONE!!!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
1) the neighbor's donkey still has itchy nuts --- s/b the name of a new fad drink (think sex on the beach for the z generation)
2) Today's beautiful music is brought to you by the sound of a bottle hitting Brody Jenner's head while he tried to defend Avril Lavigne during a bar fight --- This is what it sounds like when a douche cries/Princed
"The good news is that the neighbor's donkey didn't get out of his pen. The bad news is that the neighbor's donkey still has itchy nuts."
HAHAHAHA!! oh nooooes *covers urmomma's eyes*
LOLOL about the donkey! I felt the earthquake we had here in Okie on Saturday night and it was crazy! Never been in one before and my mother thought the neighbor's truck was vibrating too close to our house, ??!
I thought Johnny Depp always wore nail polish, it does suit him. Is Ryan Gosling the town bicycle? Or is this just movie related?
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"The Rum Diary" was ok, but uneven. There were some good parts, and Mr. Depp looks as HOT as the Puerto Rican weather.
However, he plays his character, Paul Kemp, kind of cartoonishly. It's like he can't get out of Captain Jack Sparrow mode.
The writing doesn't help. Again, good at times, lazy in others.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson