Afternoon Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux will pay for this dearly since they very well know that Maddox has permanent custody of the color black - Lainey Gossip
Tyler Perry should fire Kim Kardashian and only because I hear she's supposed to play a woman with an actual job. That is some "no experiences to draw from" shit right there - The Superficial
Why am I picturing Tommy Girl on a balcony proclaiming "I love to dance!" ala Nicole Kidman in that Chanel commercial? - Celebitchy
Chuy, come wrangle up Chelsea Handler's camel toe - Hollywood Tuna
Marcus Bachmann prays the penguin gay away - Towleroad
Kelsey Grammer is sucking the youth right out of his new wife - ICYDK
If jeans can catch the clap, then Shakira's jeans definitely caught that shit from rolling around on Hollywood Blvd. - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Amber Heard's back > Johnny Depp's back - Popoholic
31 pictures of George Clooney thinking about farts - The Berry
And all I see are Mimi's Hello Titties - Just Jared
Joe Jonas trying to out-pretty all those basic hos - Popsugar
Rest in peace, Bil Keane - The Daily What
Lauren Conrad is bearding til she makes it - I'm Not Obsessed
Ninja dodgeball - Cityrag
Hilary Duff still has a case of the babies, in case you were wondering - Hollywood Rag
Daniel Tosh is looking to replace Daniel Tosh - SOW
WHOA! is the new BOO! - Videogum
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:10am.
Lol! I stand corrected, thanks! Must have been the picture of Angies "loose" flap ass. But please if I ever misspell "yourselves" with "yourselfs", please kill me.
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:03am.
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You piece of shit, edited your lame post after I corrected you on the "Brangeloony" just so nobody sees that you play grammar nazi when you cant spell yourself!!!
Did you really think nobody would notice??
Fucking fool, not only cant you spell "loose". you also cant spell "Brangeloony" (before you edited it,after I corrected it, so nobody sees it).
And you go all grammar nazi on me?? EPIC FAIL
And like I said a thousand times before english isnt my narrative language, so suck it.
Poor Tom - he could dance and sing 20 hours a day and he would still be a short, weird has-been.
Oh fine. Move your original post so I look like a dink. Thaaaaaaanks! LOL!
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Lol! I stand corrected, thanks! Must have been the picture of Angies "loose" flap ass. But please if I ever misspell "yourselves" with "yourselfs", please kill me.
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:03am.
*whispers*
Pssst. You might want to check your own post. It's "lose" not "loose". Just sayin'.
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LOL! I WAS drinking during the post...only one, pre dinner glass of wine. Though my wine glasses are the size of fish bowls=)
Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 12:06pm.
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You go all grammar nazi on me when you cant spell Brangeloony?? I see, you are pretty damn stupid.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:33pm.
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Ive seen her a few years ago in Los Angelese, I thought she was uglier in person, and everyone has that "glowing" skin in LA its called a tan and bronzer and facials even I have that. She has sparkly eyes but thats blue eyes and a tan for ya.
Literally any guy I have heard talk about her either says she looks manly or fugly.
Jennifer has a bangin' body but those jeans do nothing for it. And, I think her face is ugly but plenty of folks who've seen her IRL say she's actually very, very attractive in person: not a classic beauty, per se, but glowing skin, amazing smile, sparkling eyes, etc.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:55am
Nope Angelina is not my idol! And why do you Jenhens have to lie so much?? WHY?
Jen is by general beauty standards shit looking, her jaw, small eyes, wide nose, thin lips. Next to JLO she looked downright shit.
I dont know one single man who finds her hot, not 1 and I know alot of guys from different places. I dont like engaing with Jenhens because there is no reasoning, you people downright lie to yourselfs and others and are not ashamed of doing so.
Why do you nutjobs feel like fighting her battle, if you really believe she is so hot and happy and totally not being used by Justin? Its like you have to convince yourselfs. Here´s some advice, the less personal you take shit about Jen the better you gonna feel.
If you gonna get upset about every single person who thinks she is ugly and annoying you gonna live a very sad life.
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WHO'S upset? Looks like you are Brangeloony=)
What did I lie about? Nothing. Ask any man who's ass they'd rather fondle and Jolie would loose every time. Why? Cause a crepe has more shape than her non existent flap ass. And by the way, how about using spell check. Not only is your grammar pathetic as your life, you can't spell worth a shit. As in I find "engaging" with brangelina "nut jobs" such as "yourselves" boring. Now head on back over to JJ and clean up your mess. Thanks!
FYI: just to settle this "aniston dresses for her boyfriend" bullshit ... GO look at the pics of her with John Mayer - in the city - in the winter- wearing black jackets, jeans, black boots.... all the time !
Her other staple : white tank tops with jeans ... usually in the summer/spring ... guess that's what some consider " bright colors". DUH.
And plenty of men on the east coast would bang Aniston over Jolie in 2 seconds flat. Men really dont find skeleton like bodies, all that appealing. Not real men.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 9:17pm.
The Black community can't stand Kim K, from what I hear. And they are they only ones who see Tyler Perry movies. Why would he hire her?
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Not the Black community...Black women can't stand Kim K. Which is even more puzzling since only all of Tyler's movies cater to Black women, but maybe he is trying to attract more Black men. Sadly, Black men think Kim K is banging but that has a lot to do with the whole she has a body like a black woman but she's Armenian so that makes her exotic....but too bad for Kim that they only wanna bang her then pee on but NOT marry her. LOL
Aniston is a comedian who makes me laugh and keeps my interest in her movies. That is all I expect of her since she is an actress. I just watched Horrible Bosses Spacey was really good and Aniston looked really sexy in dark hair and played a good maneater.
Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 6:49am.
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Nope Angelina is not my idol! And why do you Jenhens have to lie so much?? WHY?
Jen is by general beauty standards shit looking, her jaw, small eyes, wide nose, thin lips. Next to JLO she looked downright shit.
I dont know one single man who finds her hot, not 1 and I know alot of guys from different places. I dont like engaing with Jenhens because there is no reasoning, you people downright lie to yourselfs and others and are not ashamed of doing so.
Why do you nutjobs feel like fighting her battle, if you really believe she is so hot and happy and totally not being used by Justin? Its like you have to convince yourselfs. Here´s some advice, the less personal you take shit about Jen the better you gonna feel.
If you gonna get upset about every single person who thinks she is ugly and annoying you gonna live a very sad life.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:22am.
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Ummmmmmmmmmm seriously?? Im afraid my answer is going to be NO, Im not that crazy, so Im not gonna add lots of links with her dressing like a California girl, even tho you would link some of the hundred pics you have of her wearing black (some of you wich you undoubtably bookmarked).
Its no secret, her entire look used to be california girl, the bleached blonde hair, tan, glowing make up...bright colours etc.
*slowly backing off*
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:05am.
And she did change her style dramatically since Justin, it used to be bright colours and that california girl theme now its NY hipster....oh well.
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Can you link to some photos of her pre-Justin days where she is wearing all of these bright colors you refer to? Because I can provide hundreds of links to photos where she wears all black going back many, many years. Look forward to your links. Thanks.
And the fact that Angie has highlighted hers to match Brad (when we all know she has always been a dark brunette) makes any reference to Jennifer morphing clothing to match her man, a mute point wouldn't you think?
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I've said that for years ! She did a complete overhaul of her dress code when she hooked up with Pitt. She use to wear jeans, boots, flip flops. (and in the billy bob days... crop tops, leather pants, and blood vials). BUT now she's never caught in a pair of jeans. She's always with the skirts baring her casper untoned legs. Does anyone else remember the photo of her and Pitt , when they first came out as a couple, walking out of a grocery store wearing leather jackets, biker boots, jeans , helmet in hand? That was the real Jolie. I have no clue who this replacement is. It's as if she changed her image to suit him - but he was in the process of changing his to be more like the original Jolie. So now it's uncomfortable to look at either of them. You can tell she tries to dress like an "adult" but has missed the mark completely and is just boring.
Submitted by Tony Perkis on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:05pm.
OMG NO MORE FAMILY CIRCUS??? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THE GOOD, CLEAN, FAMILY-ORIENTED CHRISTIAN HUMOR IT PROVIDED IN MY LIFE???!! "OH LOOK JEFFY IS READING THE BIBLE, THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!"
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Actually FAMILY CIRCUS was geared towards families. Sorry that the Sunday comics don't provide you with the raucous bar humor you are so used to. Maybe check out the hilarious comic relief in Playboy.
Yes, Brad also had the matching highlighted short hair cut with Gwyneth. He looked like such a little bitch.
Aniston has always had a certain sense of style. Shit, she dressed Pitt. We can all see that now. He was always put together, wearing beiges, and matching accessories. Now he looks like he climbed out of the hamper and cant find a brush.
People that claim Jen is now dressing to keep up with Justin - obviously never payed attention to what she wore before. She NEVER wore bright colors. She's always stuck to grays, blacks, and browns/tans - with her casual clothes. Occasionally she'll throw on a print dress - but it's usually a basic black or she'll go extreme and wear a light colored dress like she did at the oscars a few yrs ago and when she was in Cannes with Pitt. I did like her tangerine/orange dress she wore a few months back. She knows how to look sophisticated w/out trying too hard.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:25pm.
Also, I think it's hilarious when the loons rag on Aniston for dressing like her man and then completely ignore the fact that Brad Pitt changes his ENTIRE personality every time he dates a new woman. He's like the Julia Roberts character in "Runaway Bride". Brad doesn't even know what kind of fucking eggs he likes. The dude even got matching highlights the day he married Aniston. Or when he dyed his hair brown seconds after he went public with Jolie. Brad literally copies everything, even down to his woman's fucking hair. LOL.
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I know, right? If you google Brad pic he looks just like every woman he's with right down to the hair color. And the fact that Angie has highlighted hers to match Brad (when we all know she has always been a dark brunette) makes any reference to Jennifer morphing clothing to match her man, a mute point wouldn't you think? LMAO I'm sure Jen wearing darker colors more often has more to do with now living in a city that has four seasons, unlike sunny ever damned day L.A. It's the second full month of Fall here on the East coast and it's rainy and cold.
Jen & Justin look great! She's so put together -- even in all those dark colors (which btw, have been her trademark for years...i.e. blue jeans and boots). Her hair looks particulary good.. so healthy. Geez, falling in love truly agrees with her!
What a cute couple. They compliment one another - they dont suck the hot out of each other. And him, wow, recently saw a pic of him smiling and he has gorgeous teeth. What a total upgrade for her. Good things really do come to those who wait.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:05am.
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pfft. You think your idol, Angie, hasn't had plastic intervention? Hahaha!
It's as plain as the nose on her face she has. And her chin implant. That's what the scar behind her ear is from. Cartilage relocation to her chin and nose. I only wish she had more so her ugly body could actually have some shape. Maybe Brad should explain to you his own hairline implants from 18 months ago (remember the fedora he wore for a year?) And he's had fillers on his acne scared face since the were invented.
Now that aside, Jennifer is by far the sexiest and most attractive now. Something I bet Brad finds both ironic and painful.
Jennifer looks with all the tanning, hair bleaching, yoga, fillers, lip injections, radiant make up, average at best. In those pics next to JLO she looked ugly.
Jennifer is to me the ugliest woman who is passed around as hot in Hollywood, I am baffled because there is such a thing as "general attractivnes" and her face especially doesnt tick any boxes. Nor do I know any man that finds her hot.
And she did change her style dramatically since Justin, it used to be bright colours and that california girl theme now its NY hipster....oh well.
Ten years ago, Jolie used to be the hot one. How the tables have turned..
Jennifer Aniston is beautiful and looks sweet and fun to be around.
I believe that the ugliness one has on the inside, will start pouring out as one gets older.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 9:17pm.
If he were straight, I'd say it was for the obvious reason. But since he's not, I have no clue.
I suspect that if the backlash continues, Perry will make sure Kum Lardassian's scenes end up on the cutting room floor.
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Damn Bil Keane is dead. RIP Bil. I'll miss your illustrations, loved the Bil Keane, Erma Bombeck book on family life.
I wonder if she feels she has to be good in bed to avoid Brad part II or if she really enjoys sex...
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Submitted by Tony Perkis on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 8:19pm.
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Ah yeah I completely forgot about it, pretty much everyone knew about it. No wonder she wont "give it back", ha.
Someone on this site mentioned that they cant believe she didnt even stay with him for atleast 6 months to save her reputation, I thought the same thing. But now that Ive seen the divorce clips on E, ( I do know the marriage was fake and asham to make money) I start to believe that the divorce was just as planned and that she wants the publicity she gets now, even if its bad publicity.
But I think it backfired for them, they might expected some bad publicity but not as much, I think the SNL scatch really bothered them, depsite Khloe putting on a brave face by saying she laughed at it.
The Black community can't stand Kim K, from what I hear. And they are they only ones who see Tyler Perry movies. Why would he hire her?
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 8:49pm.
The scarf looks lightweight to me and JA probably wore it as an accessory to add a dash of color and not for warmth--I did the same thing today and it was almost 70 degrees outside.
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I do that pretty often too. Especially in summer when my outfit is too linen/beige. I'll add a yellow or green scarf.
The scarf looks lightweight to me and JA probably wore it as an accessory to add a dash of color and not for warmth--I did the same thing today and it was almost 70 degrees outside.
Tommy Girl's belly button fluff is giving me the creeps. And I love a man who keeps his natural body hair, but on this thing? Not.
Is it just me, or has Jennifer started putting a lot more Restylane in her face since she starting humping on this present peice? She is so pretty and looks hellova lot sexier than me..but just wonderin.
Kim Fatassian is a dumb bitch. Pictures of her wearing her fake "engagement" ring in 2007 are emerging. Bitch has had that ring for years in her panty drawer (omg the SMELL that comes to mind!) next to the 19 inch black dildo and jar of medical-grade jelly lubricant.
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Not for nothin' but yesterday the temp in New England was in the 70 degree range, not 20 below for christsake. And if they were in LA it's even hotter!
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Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:31pm.
Who goddamn fucking cares about the goddamn color of goddamn fucking black? My asshole's insides are blacker than pitch and I have two black eyeballs that pierce through the blackest souls at midnight while I eat crows for breakfast and smear black lipstick over my pussy as I wear a black Catwoman suit and make out with Batman in black silk sheets while he wears a black condom and black shorts with black hair bows.
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Andrei, that is beautiful. Can we make out or something?
Neither Lauren Conrad nor Chace Crawford are particularly good looking or interesting.
Holy shit...Kelsey's wife looks haggard. Like a way older version of Cynthia Nixon with a bad dye job. She must be aware that her leased time with this guy is almost up.
Hilary Duff still bores the living daylights out of me.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
MORE proof Mariah is a fucking idiot. when you're pregnant with a man's child, he finds you the most beautiful, if he's any man at all.
Jennifer anniston is looking better than skankalina and her man is HOT.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I thought that the Mariah link was much more interesting:
"Mariah revealed that she felt self conscious during her pregnancy and even bathed with a towel on throughout her pregnancy. “You think I’d let Nick see me looking rancid like that?” she laughed."
Let's see if anyone catches that and demands an apology on behalf of pregnant women everywhere.
Who goddamn fucking cares about the goddamn color of goddamn fucking black? My asshole's insides are blacker than pitch and I have two black eyeballs that pierce through the blackest souls at midnight while I eat crows for breakfast and smear black lipstick over my pussy as I wear a black Catwoman suit and make out with Batman in black silk sheets while he wears a black condom and black shorts with black hair bows.
Submitted by Hyacinth Bucket on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:16pm.
Oh, dear me! A Jen Hen!
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Oh dear me, a LOOON.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:16pm.
Oh, dear me! A Jen Hen!
"I possess a pearl-white slim-line push-button digital telephone with automatic last-number redial."
All you haters would have to do is check google images. There you will find Jennifer Aniston wearing black. Photos that go back FIFTEEN YEARS. You can also find articles where style experts lament the fact that she wears black all the time. These articles go back many, many, many years.
Also, I think it's hilarious when the loons rag on Aniston for dressing like her man and then completely ignore the fact that Brad Pitt changes his ENTIRE personality every time he dates a new woman. He's like the Julia Roberts character in "Runaway Bride". Brad doesn't even know what kind of fucking eggs he likes. The dude even got matching highlights the day he married Aniston. Or when he dyed his hair brown seconds after he went public with Jolie. Brad literally copies everything, even down to his woman's fucking hair. LOL.
Love her, love him. Mutliple orgasms!
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How tall is JA's guy? He looks stumpy in that photo.
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Link to Lainey with an Aniston post and all the Loonies come out.
Fer Chrissakes, as soon as the temperature hit 40, all of my black came out. I'm a morose bitch, I'd rather wear it than anything else anyway. Since when is sharing a color "dressing alike?" I don't see her wearing anything in particular she hasn't worn before. If you're going to rag on anyone about stealing someone's look, do it to Justin for the scarf thing. She's been doing that for ages.
And now I have to go slap myself for caring enough to say that and for giving Lainey a click.
Lumberjack Jaw WOULD wear her scarf like that!
what a worthless skank.
Basta with the superscarf, Aniston, it's been like 70 degrees in NYC today and yesterday!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 4:58pm.
Jesus people, the normal wear for people is black. I never dressed like my sig other and he wasn't copying me either. We just always dressed in black, and it had nothing to do with being "twins".
Good grief, not sure why it is such an issue.
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Agreed!
Amber Heard is really, really pretty.
OMG NO MORE FAMILY CIRCUS??? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THE GOOD, CLEAN, FAMILY-ORIENTED CHRISTIAN HUMOR IT PROVIDED IN MY LIFE???!! "OH LOOK JEFFY IS READING THE BIBLE, THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!"
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