Open Post: Hosted By Somebody's Mom Dancing To "My Neck, My Back"
Well, here's NSFW proof that Khia brings families together.
Like a nightmare that was spit out by that dreamcatcher over the bed, a mom and her child (Justin Bieber? Kelly Osbourne's ex-boyfriend?) have a bonding moment by thrusting their crotches and swaying their bits to Khia's sex education classic. This could be another one of Darren Aronofsky's anti-meth PSAs, or maybe it's a deleted scene from Monster. I don't know. For me, this is definitely an anti-having kids PSA, because when I'm ole girl's age, I know I'll be blissing out to Khia in an attic bedroom somewhere and the last thing I'll need is some child recording it for YouTube so everybody can steal my sweet sweet moves.
And today, you're all that dog at the 0:44 mark who sniffs at the scene like, "What's going on? Oh shit. Fuckthisbye."
via Videogum
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Thanks, Darknight. :)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:07am.
any Electricians(sp?) roaming around during late night dlisted time?... got a question... so, the circuit breaker blew out and every power source in the house went out... i switched the breakers back to where they're supossed to be, but... it lit up and shocked the ever living shit outta me in the process... the power is on again, but... can't feel my pinky finger at this point!... any suggestions would be most gratefully accepted!... please don't tell me that i'm about to die in a blaze of melting cds, dvds, and cat toys!
thank you in advance!
sincerely,
ESE
Damnit! The only time I could give pro advice on here EVER and I miss it :(
Machavelli (sp) told you good advice.
If you got a belt off a circuit breaker CHANGE IT cos CBs are insulated and maybe you overloaded that circuit and frazzled the housing! Also like Macha said make sure you haven't got anything with a large load (amps) wired or plugged in before switching breaker on.
Wear rubber gloves and use a wooden broom handle if you're scared bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Oh and just because I love to beat a dead horse, and delight in the downfall of the Kardashians. Here are some uplifting articles of how the bitches be going down.
Them accused of copying handbags for their sears line, not the mention that supposedly Vera wang is mad at them. Serves her right for giving away dresses to these whores.
http://www.realitytea.com/2011/11/10/kardashians-accused-of-copying-desi...
Kim's old publicist letting out of the bag that she pretty scripts her life and that her wedding was a fraud (like we didn't all know that already).
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/kim-kardashian-wedding-a-_n_108...
And Nicole Simpson's sister is telling Kris Jenner to STFU and sit the fuck down.
http://www.celebitchy.com/191535/nicole_brown_simpsons_sister_kris_jenne...
Enjoy!
@guest Thank you for answering me last night...my kid has cheer on wednesday night, but I will try to check it out!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Congrats, mudturtle, keep it up! 4 minutes down is very good. Once I asked my friend's mom (who ran 3 marathons) how she did it, her anwer was, "just go out and run". So there you have it, the answer. Good luck on your next run, I know you'll do great.
Lmao at "vagine!"
Darknight, my husband does stuff like that all the time...I wish I could think of a good example right now but "red cheese" takes the cake!
RE: running, thank you! I probably already told you, but I did my third 5k last Sunday at 26:34. Brought it down four minutes from my first one back in September. I have registered for the Kentucky Derby Mini Marathon in April. I hope I haven't overestimated my abilities!!
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:51am.
Just wanted to share this amusing story with you guys since I know you will appreciate it.
I bought those baby bell cheese thingies last night. So this morning, Mr. Darknight asked "what is this?", I said "cheese" and he starts unwrapping it. Then I hear him say "oh red cheese", and I'm thinking wth is he talking about? Then walk into the kitchen and realize he is eating the cheese with the red wax still on it. This is the person I procreated with. My poor son is doomed. LMAO nonetheless.
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been there.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:56am.
Ahahaha!! A friend of my aunt's once tried to use a tampon for the first time and called her freaking out because it hurt so much. When my aunt asked her what she did, she had apparently stuck the whole thing in her vagine, cardboard and all.
WRAPPERS ARE THERE FOR A REASON, PEOPLE!! :O
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Hahahahah I love your use of "vagine" it makes it seem classy.
@ mudturtle
I was hoping against hope that wasn't what he meant when he said it...lol. How is your running going? Congrats on keeping it up.
Lmao, Darknight! I had a feeling when you said "red cheese " lol.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:51am.
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Ahahaha!! A friend of my aunt's once tried to use a tampon for the first time and called her freaking out because it hurt so much. When my aunt asked her what she did, she had apparently stuck the whole thing in her vagine, cardboard and all.
WRAPPERS ARE THERE FOR A REASON, PEOPLE!! :O
Just wanted to share this amusing story with you guys since I know you will appreciate it.
I bought those baby bell cheese thingies last night. So this morning, Mr. Darknight asked "what is this?", I said "cheese" and he starts unwrapping it. Then I hear him say "oh red cheese", and I'm thinking wth is he talking about? Then walk into the kitchen and realize he is eating the cheese with the red wax still on it. This is the person I procreated with. My poor son is doomed. LMAO nonetheless.
*tag teams with ESE*
Hello all!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:40am.
Frying you would be against my beliefs (I prefer frying bacon) and you're welcome.
I hope your finger feels better soon. I once cut my thumb so deep that I lost feeling in it for over a year before I regained sensation. Not fun.
Get that circuit breaker checked out by a qualified technician when you can because that's very abnormal to get a shock like that from simple circuit breaker switches. I live in an area that gets so many storms that we have constant power fluctuations and outages and I've had to flip my breakers many a time without having any zingers.
Nice to meet you too...again. ;)
oh, and... before i go... just wanna get this out real quick....
CCCCCAAAAAAPPPPPPYYY!!!... COME BACK!!!
*deep cleansing breath*
o.k., that's all... ball is in your court, capps!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjbkRktqIE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
That sounds like good advice to me. Needless to say that you should have it checked out by a pro in the morning, ESE! Be careful & safe.
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RUSTY & CAPPY, vous nous manquez! Soyez gentils et donnez-nous de vos nouvelles!
Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:32am
thanky, thanky!... i will follow this advice... wait a second!... i don't think i've ever conversed with you before... you're not trying to fry me, right?... kidding, kidding!!... thanky for the ideas, and a pleasure to meet ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:07am.
I'm not an electrician but I've hired enough of them to know my way around a few circuits.
First, your circuit breaker switches should never, ever shock you or give you a zinger. Get that checked out ASAP.
Second, for now, if this happens again, unplug or turn off any large appliances before you mess with the breakers again so that there isn't a huge power surge when you turn flip the switches on.
Third, make sure you have no static build-up from carpeting before attempting to touch anything to do with circuitry. Discharge the static electricity you might have accumulated by washing your hands and wiping your shoes on a damp cotton towel.
Fourth, touch a safe metal part of your circuit breaker before attempting to switch one of them on (i.e. the door or the metal casing) which will help ground you.
Good luck and best wishes with the electrical situation.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:17am.
ESE, to me you were always electrifying.
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very sweet, that is as a compliment, moo cow, but... i still need to know if i should call somebody to make sure that i'm not gonna be bbq in the middle of the night!... and just to pull at the heart strings of anyone that could give advice... there's a cute kitty that also doesn't want to be turned into feline jerky too!... HHEELLPP!!... i'm nervous!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, to me you were always electrifying.
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RUSTY & CAPPY, vous nous manquez! Soyez gentils et donnez-nous de vos nouvelles!
any Electricians(sp?) roaming around during late night dlisted time?... got a question... so, the circuit breaker blew out and every power source in the house went out... i switched the breakers back to where they're supossed to be, but... it lit up and shocked the ever living shit outta me in the process... the power is on again, but... can't feel my pinky finger at this point!... any suggestions would be most gratefully accepted!... please don't tell me that i'm about to die in a blaze of melting cds, dvds, and cat toys!
thank you in advance!
sincerely,
ESE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdTaH3_htX4&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:44pm.
OT: I couldn't stop looking at her erect nipples.
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When someone mentions nipples I always think of Bambam, hehehe
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:56pm.
I hate when drug dealers get lives.
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I know, right.
Think of me when you blaze the next one and maybe it will enter my dream tonight.
be civil to each other while i'm gone, folks... there's a shiny nickel in it for ya, if ya do, i swear!!... *crosses fingers*... *searches for shiny nickel*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068AFYvd58E
see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey, this was supposed to be a private home video! How did it end up all over the internet?
I hate when drug dealers get lives.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:40pm.
Thanks ESE...it's a good one!
The dancing is better in this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzYNauktVGU&feature=related
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
OT: I couldn't stop looking at her erect nipples.
Okay, I know there are conversations going that I'm going to have to go back 4 pages and read but in the mean time..
What the fuck was that???? Some sort of albino death-eater?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:35pm.
can't resist some Peter Gabriel!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
DP, sawee.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:17pm.
NDN, what classes are you toking.? Typo stays.
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Managerial accounting (hate it), Computer information systems(hate it), Beginning Navajo (I don't hate it,but it is damn hard) and Food production 240 (only class I love). I've been without the good shit for a week and a half cuz one connect got a job, another moved and another died. That's why i'm drooling at the prospect of going to Cali for the holidays.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:24pm.
One more bitch about the Latin grammys. So, for the last two guy duets, the female dancers wore hardly anything. The men are in fucking winter clothes with scarves and jackets. Really?! Is this show just for men? Fuck me.
One of the reasons I hardly watch the Spanish channels.
Signing off,
LaBitter
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You know you're really just signing off to cruise for porn.
Hey all! Love the dancing vid but she just needs some 80s.
I'm listening to this Peter Gabriel and Paula Cole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vMGPR2EDE
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:11pm.
UBF and mike are going to be in dlisted's remake of "Natural Born Killers."
lol
That, or Kalifornia.
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No no! Let's do Love and a .45! That's much more suited to this crowd of crazies! Specially since it's a DList movie that's way better than either of those.
sucky and raul can be the Speed demons! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
Bum, I'll be rooting for the Lions right along with you!
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Dark-sided!
*gives Bjork a big hug*
Nite Unemployed Bum, that sounds nice.. be naughty.
One more bitch about the Latin grammys. So, for the last two guy duets, the female dancers wore hardly anything. The men are in fucking winter clothes with scarves and jackets. Really?! Is this show just for men? Fuck me.
One of the reasons I hardly watch the Spanish channels.
Signing off,
LaBitter
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:19pm.
Linda is MIA living large..
My BF and I used to worship Christy on highschool.
Thats cool u saw them up close..a lot of the beautiful ones seem snobby but are really just shy.
Unemployed bum.. Bjork misses you.
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Aww. *give bjork a hug*
I gotta go. My hubby is home and we have snuggling to do. Nite all
Employed_bum, that`s taking it too far. I take it to a beltbuckle the size of an infant`s head, but that`s where it stops. If i catch him riding a horse through the drive-thru at Dairy Queen, we have a problem....(sad thing is, i have seen this happening in my lil ass town.)
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Linda is MIA living large..
My BF and I used to worship Christy on highschool.
Thats cool u saw them up close..a lot of the beautiful ones seem snobby but are really just shy.
Unemployed bum.. Bjork misses you.
NDN, what classes are you toking.? Typo stays.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 9:12pm.
Guess i gotta buy the Hubbie a Cowboy-hat and some "nut-huggers".
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Why not some leather chaps?
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:55pm.
NDN!! And I have weed!
Where have you been?
Is Irish Fury doing some kind of Falco dance off with UBF?
Did mike kill becky?
Silly! We're just celebrating her birthday.
Guess i gotta buy the Hubbie a Cowboy-hat and some "nut-huggers".
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:50pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:31pm.
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Hey there Lions fan. I'm known here on the night shift(although i've been MIA lately cuz of school) and I greet you.
Hello and welcome.
Having said that, In your wildest dreams will the Lions beat THE GREEN BAY PACKERS this Thanksgiving.
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I will NEVER give up on the dream. At this point I would be happy if anyone beat the Packers, but if my Lions did at Ford Field, I will have confirmation there is a God.
Alright heaux I have joined the American Horror Story club. I watched an episode last night. good stuff; Connie Britton and Jessica Lange are first rate. Will definitely watch more (though I didn't watch the previous epis, so I haz to catch up).
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
UBF,
I'ma have to youtube that. Cowboys, yummy. Thank you!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:56pm.
hhhmmm... cleansing one's palate of country music, huh?... i'll give it a shot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhTyTSUXFA&feature=related
howdy-do, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bjorkie,
Definitely, there's a potential gold mine of stuff for MK.
As for my insecurity, I tell myself a lot of those tall leggy beauties are probably nip tucked, and starving. :-)