Shocking News: Ashton Kutcher Tweets Before He thinks

i live in a fucking cave and even i knew this was going on.

this is the best proof ever that AK is a self-absorbed asshole, completely removed from the reality of the real world. #ashtonkutcherneedstoleavetwitternow

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

I attended Penn State, for 2 years, but transferred out before heading to Happy Valley (I wanted to stay in a small school, like my branch campus had been) and I still consider myself a PSU Alumni.

This scandal has rocked my entire state - I can't go anywhere without people talking about this. There is a PSU campus in my hometown and today I had an appt. with one of my doctors at the Penn State Medical Center, in Hershey. In PA we are living with the fallout of this and will be for a long, long time.

I've read the Grand Jury report and it sickens me. That being said, the focus needs to be on the evil man who did these horrible acts, not on Joe Pa. Let's start to focus on the man behind all of this - Sandusky. A writer from The Huffington Post said it better than I ever could...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/onward-state/sandusky-scandal-national_b_1...

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Fucking dumbass. The news has been all over the world for the last few days. And he's supposed to be some sort of sports fan. Idiot. I don't know how he "manages" to feed himself...

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:26pm.

But I'm sure he's oh-so-sympathetic to the Occupy schlubs in demanding that the 1%ers hand over their cash and wait to be guillotined.

He's a fucking pompous ass, and I give it two, three days max before he starts with the diarrhea of the mouth again.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:31pm.
Here in DC, this woman was convicted of first degree murder for killing a coworker who caught her stealing clothes from the tennis apparel store they worked in. The coroner counted over 350 individual wounds on this woman's body.

Here's the thing, two people working next door to them heard someone screaming "Oh God, please help me!" and the sounds of things crashing about. All they did was pound on the wall, that's it.

I don't see how people like these and McCreary can live with themselves.

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I don't understand what people are so afraid of. Isn't it better to report something and have it be false than to not report it and have it be the awful truth? I heard my neighbors pounding around next door and thought nothing of it at first until I heard his daughter screaming "No! Don't!" and wailing at the top of her lungs.

I did question myself at first, thinking it would be foolish to call 911 if they were just horsing around, but the way she was screaming actually made me cry and I decided that it's better to be wrong and have the police show up than to be right and have done nothing. The police said things were fine when they checked it out, I still don't know what was going on over there, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if something happened to her. Why don't people just call to be on the safe side?

if i'm subjected to Asston Kutcher for much longer there will be puppies being kicked... sure, it's not their fault, but... my point must be taken seriously!

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I'm not entirely convinced that AK didn't know why Joe Pa had been fired when he posted. He's that dumb.

Looks like you'll be able to tell who's who at the game:
"Multiple sources connected with the Penn State football team report coaches held a meeting with players today and told them their friends and family should show support for ousted coach Joe Paterno by wearing white to the game on Saturday. It's a bold move, considering there is a university-wide move for people in the stands to wear baby blue to support the alleged sexual assault victims of Jerry Sandusky."
White = Paterno support
Baby Blue = Victim support

All I could think about when this fuckery went down was Michael K's post.. it was pretty much like I expected. Cool.

The first couple of paragraphs for MKs blogpost were pretty entertaining. Good stuff.

Asston Fucker needs to stop Twatting and pull his head out of his ass. No one cares what you think about anything, you dopey prick. Just STFU.

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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:59pm.
Wait a minute! Aston Kutcher thinks?

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No, he reacts to stimuli.

Submitted by ponchiks on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:34pm.
The money involved in college sports is monumental.

In this case, I think the powers at be at Penn State also wanted to maintain their reputation. Unlike several other universities in Division 1 football, Penn State HAD an impeccable image. Under Paterno,the coach who "won the right way" and built a library on campus, the school was never accused of any violations by the NCAA (the governing body of college/university sports). The football players actually went to class, graduated and stayed out of trouble, unlike one university where football players have been accused of everything from deliberately injuring members of opposing teams to snorting cocaine off a prostitute's ass.

Bottom line, I think Paterno knew something in 1998. That the first time Sandusky was under investigation for molesting little boys. It would explain why Sandusky retired at the early age of 55 in 1999.Before that he was seen as next in line for Paterno's job as head coach. The power and influence Paterno had during his years had head coach at Penn State cannot be exaggerated.

Wait a minute! Aston Kutcher thinks?

Penn State has proven itself to be a lower than shit, poor excuse of a football school masquerading itself as a place of higher learning. All these protesting students should be expelled for their lack of intelligence and their lack of morals. Fuck your football legacy...in the big picture of life, no one gives a flying fuck if one person can catch a pigskin better than the next. But I do as hell care that there was systematic sexual abuse of children at this sewer.

In no way am I defending what has happened here, but this is just a thought that I had whilst reading about what had happened. From what I understand, College Football is a big thing in the US, right? A lot of money involved. So could it be that those that are responsible- the coach/ assistants etc. are just told to keep it quiet? Because in no way do I think that this incident is the first nor the last. So I was just thinking, would it be possible that the eye witness had been told to keep quiet about the things that he sees and offered a lot of money for it, but that he couldn't, so that's why he contacted the father and not the police, in a hope that maybe he would do something about it?

Once again, I am not defending anyone here, it was just a thought. I personally agree with everyone else who says that all of these people should be in prison for the rest of their lives.

He is a 1%er. He is superior to the rest of us 99%ers.

bambam - yep, I live in Northwest DC. The shops and restaurants that are around Bethesda Row are really nice and it's just about the last place in the world you'd expect a horrific crime to happen.

You think you know.

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Submitted by Alix on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:49pm.
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And the thing about it is that is a high end retail area, lots of pricey specialty shops and restaurants. The police dept. is maybe eight, nine blocks away, tops. You would not wanna fuck around in that area, if you called 911 and said you think a robbery is going down, you heard someone screaming and stuff crashing about the response would've been quick and massive.

I know this, I worked around there for a decade. It's beyond comprehension what these people were thinking.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:45pm.

@bambam - I thought of that too. That happened at the Bethesda Lululemon, right near where I live. Now they'll have to live with themselves for the rest of their lives, knowing they could've done something to stop the horrific acts taking place next door. You'd think it would be second nature to call the cops, once you hear someone yelling "PLEASE HELP ME"....

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You live near there? I used to work at a little gourmet shop not three or four doors down from the Lululemon on that same street, Bethesda Ave. I think. They're tearing up that area now, over developing everything. I barely recognize it now.

Submitted by Courtney Stodden on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:48pm.
Some of the same people in here and the Dakota Fanning thread whining about the sexualization of kids (and rightfully so) are the same ones who will turn around and bash Britney or Xtina, forgetting that these girls were badly victimized by perverts when they themselves were just children. Same with Blowhan. If people REALLY knew what these young "starlets" go through SEXUALLY to get where they are, how many abortions these "famous" young teens have after getting knocked up by producers/directors/photogs/casting agents in their 30s+ , how long and to what extent this has been going on, and how these kids' OWN PARENTS either turn a blind eye to or participate in the abuse...it would rock the country. Young boys in the hollywood "star system" go through crazy shit too.
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I believe it. Completely.

WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

This is the message I'm getting :

Penn State where football is more important than your child.
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EXACTLY!

WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:31am.
GG - It is MY duty as a mother to protect my children. Maybe I'm too open at such a young age? IDK, all I know is I want my kids to trust me and be able to talk to me about anything.
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M.E., IMO you're never too young to learn about pervs. You are doing the right thing!

I was fortunate that my mother taught me at a very young age that my body is MINE and mine only. Unfortunately, as we can see by this Penn State situation and all too many others, pervs are RAMPANT throughout society. And whether we like it or not, child abuse has been perpetrated, ACCEPTED, and swept under the carpet on a global scale throughout history. Sad but true.

Thankfully, when someone tried to pull this sh** with me when I was a child, I was able to recognize it for what it was, and with my mother's help, put a stop to it before it became an ongoing problem.

My trust in others was shattered, but in this f*cked up world, that's probably for the best.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:12pm.

Irish Fury,

I gave a shout out to you on the Clooney post.

OT: Those campuses are weird, those Big Ten type schools. I was at Penn State for a conference, and I was amazed at how so many were decked out in Penn State clothing: hats, tees, sweatshirts, sweatpants, etc. It was kind of insane. Most of the stores lining the 10 or 12-block so radius of stores sold Penn State-related clothing. Those big campuses are kind of like cults, and there, the frat houses line the streets. Let's just say taht there version of a homecoming queen differs from the version that Eugene Lang College might have.

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I just went back and read it, thank you. I could say more, maybe I'll do it tonight, but I think you (or maybe someone else) hit the nail on the head in terms of one person being shunned for comments, yet this other person having his ass kissed all day for being totally hilarious and un p.c. when in fact, my kids are I were being deliberatley singled out. Piece of shit asshole and his sheepy followers and admirers all loving the passive aggressive bullshit-ugh! Anyway, nuff said about it all but your kindness and empathy will not be forgotten x
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:12pm.
That level of enthusiasm turns good old-fashioned school spirit into degenerative monomania. It can happen anywhere the big revenue sports rule. I have worked with people who graduated from UC Berkeley,UCLA,Michigan,Alabama,etc who NEVER get over it.

Ashton Kutchner should not be allowed to comment in public about anything but the weather, I think.
That coward Coach Mc-Whatever should not be allowed to coach Saturday-it seems disgracefully insensitive. I guess he is not being charged with failure to stop a crime in progress in order to keep him as a witness for the prosecution, but I don't know how anyone can stand it. A former Div 1 quarterback couldn't stop a filthy old pervert from raping a little boy. WTF.

Interesting story here. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/934106-joe-paterno-fired-jerry-sandus...

he's now "outsourcing" his twitter crap
http://laist.com/2011/11/10/ashton_kutcher_outsources_his_twitt.php

now I wish the rest of hollywood would, so it all becomes a boring mass of generic and twitter disappears altogether.

Irish Fury,

I gave a shout out to you on the Clooney post.

OT: Those campuses are weird, those Big Ten type schools. I was at Penn State for a conference, and I was amazed at how so many were decked out in Penn State clothing: hats, tees, sweatshirts, sweatpants, etc. It was kind of insane. Most of the stores lining the 10 or 12-block so radius of stores sold Penn State-related clothing. Those big campuses are kind of like cults, and there, the frat houses line the streets. Let's just say taht there version of a homecoming queen differs from the version that Eugene Lang College might have.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 10:59am.
I hope the alumni at Penn State sit down and decide whats more important - the insitution of football or a child. Hope $$$ doesnt win the day
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A man from the PSU class of 1975 held a sign which read "In order for evil to flourish, it is only necessary for good men to do nothing". Then he BURNED his diploma.

An appropriate response?

Kutcher also knows almost nothing about child prostition and the sex industry. He's actually not doing much of anything constructive there, either, although his heart might be in the right place. Actual informed activists in that space regard him as an unhelpful idiot, generally.

Submitted by Meowrr on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:08pm.

I read the grand jury time line last evening. (shudder and cringe)-
I am not going to re hash how disgusting the details.

Expect a Law and Order-SVU- ripped from the headlines in 3..2..1...

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Ha ha, they already beat you to the punch. That story was one of the first of the new season, with Mehcad Brooks and Dan Lauria.

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Yeah I thought of that after I posted. Oh well, I guess Asshton not the only one typing before thinking. God help me. I am officially signing off this thread now.

Ha ha, they already beat you to the punch. That story was one of the first of the new season, with Mehcad Brooks and Dan Lauria.

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Yeah I thought of that after I posted. Oh well, I guess Asshton not the only one typing before thinking. God help me. I am officially signing off this thread now.

Submitted by Athina on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:48am.
Well here's some news that's bound to make some people even more pissed off, just reported by TMZ:

"The man who witnessed Jerry Sandusky allegedly rape a pre-teen boy in the Penn State locker room in 2002 WILL be allowed to continue as a receivers coach when the team plays Nebraska on Saturday ... this according to the new Penn State head coach Tom Bradley."

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Yes, this is the guy who found Sandusky raping a ten year old boy after hearing " a rythmic slapping sound" coming from the showers. So what does he do? He calls his dad, not the police, nor did he make any attempt to stop the rape. It's all just so disgusting.

And as for Ashton, Oh how I hate this ignorant fuckwad. I hope his show tanks and we never she his fucking face again.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:31pm.

two people working next door to them heard someone screaming "Oh God, please help me!" and the sounds of things crashing about. All they did was pound on the wall, that's it.

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Well, gee, who HASN'T stopped a murder in progress with a simple thump on the wall? Someone should tell these asswipes that dialing 911 actually expends even LESS energy.

There ain't gonna be enough room in hell for all these people...

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Some of the same people in here and the Dakota Fanning thread whining about the sexualization of kids (and rightfully so) are the same ones who will turn around and bash Britney or Xtina, forgetting that these girls were badly victimized by perverts when they themselves were just children. Same with Blowhan. If people REALLY knew what these young "starlets" go through SEXUALLY to get where they are, how many abortions these "famous" young teens have after getting knocked up by producers/directors/photogs/casting agents in their 30s+ , how long and to what extent this has been going on, and how these kids' OWN PARENTS either turn a blind eye to or participate in the abuse...it would rock the country. Young boys in the hollywood "star system" go through crazy shit too. Britney has now been controlled legally by her father for YEARS because as an adult she's so emotionally/mentally sick that she's "incapable" of making life decisions, and her own father shoves her bikini clad yeast rolls upon the public, I guess as part of her "healing", right? yet you people buy into the mentality that they're just dumb blondes and nothing at all fucked up happened to them to make them that way...

If any child of mine rioted in this asshole's defense, I'd say, "Honey, we're sorry, we've obviously failed you as parents because you have no fucking idea of right and wrong. Now get your shit out of our house and try to enjoy the rest of your time at Penn, because you'll be paying for it all yourself."

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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.

@bambam - I thought of that too. That happened at the Bethesda Lululemon, right near where I live. Now they'll have to live with themselves for the rest of their lives, knowing they could've done something to stop the horrific acts taking place next door. You'd think it would be second nature to call the cops, once you hear someone yelling "PLEASE HELP ME"....

*sigh*

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Asston should have asked his mommy aka Demi what the full story was before he tweeted.

As for Mr. Paterno he probably found out about what was going on and swept it under the rug instead of dealing with because he didn't want a scandal? Same thing like what goes on in the Catholic churches.

Yeppy, you made an excellent point.

I've been thinking about that, too. These kids are in college. They're young, privileged idealists. They're young. They're young and maybe some didn't have strong father figures in their lives. They are attracted to the idea of JoePa and aren't ready to be disillusioned.

It's very hard for people to think about the person they admire doing something shitty. I still have trouble reconciling my feelings about Woody Allen and Roman Polanski. I love much of their work, but I think they're pieces of shit as human beings.

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:16pm.

The # is a hash tag. People use that in front of certain words on Twitter. It's confusing to me and I use Twitter. It's something to do with trending topics.

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#idontactuallyhavethefaintestideawhatthisthingisusedforsinceidontusetwitterbutforsomereasonitseemedappropriatehere

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My favorite response to his tweet:

@JennyJohnsonHi5
How do you bang skanks on your wedding anniversary? #noclass RT @aplusk: How do you fire Jo Pa? #noclass I find it in poor taste

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:20pm.

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:16pm.

That is annoying...so you have to string the words together with no breaks?

Pretty much. One current trending topic is #LilWayneWackestPunchlines

It seems that our children want to riot, they dont know why, they dont know how and they seem not to have a legible reason to, but our children want to protest something because they know something isn't right, but cannot grasp it, unfortunately they are too dumb now.
So hey lets all complain when someone sees a rape and does nothing, because why should he get punished?
It seems to me that a lot of people protesting (occupy wall street anyone) dont seem to know or comprehend what exactly is it that is bothering them.

"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:16pm.

That is annoying...so you have to string the words together with no breaks?

The # is a hash tag. People use that in front of certain words on Twitter. It's confusing to me and I use Twitter. It's something to do with trending topics.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 12:50pm.

Before I leave this post (since it's so sickening), here's a link to 10 pictures and what last night's rioters were saying. Kutcher's brainless but he, obviously, has a lot of company.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/top-10-dumbest-things-students-are-saying...

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Jesus. Shame on these kids, and shame on the reporter for not punching them in the face upon hearing such insane idiocy!

OK I'm done with this topic, too...it's making me too worked up #whereisaflaskatworkwhenyouneedone.

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Here in DC, this woman was convicted of first degree murder for killing a coworker who caught her stealing clothes from the tennis apparel store they worked in. The coroner counted over 350 individual wounds on this woman's body.

Here's the thing, two people working next door to them heard someone screaming "Oh God, please help me!" and the sounds of things crashing about. All they did was pound on the wall, that's it.

I don't see how people like these and McCreary can live with themselves.

As for Paterno, along with all his official obligations and duties, his motivation, his life mission was to teach young boys to be good men, to give them the foundation needed to be productive citizens in society.

To do this he had to surround himself with people he believed in or had confidence in to pass those values down to the boys that came to play football for him.

That one of his staff turned out to be something else, someone perverted who used his position to abuse kids, cannot be used to indict Paterno. How could he know what's in Sandusky's mind?

It's what Paterno did once he found out about Sandusky and what he didn't do that indicts him. The program and his legacy was more important to him.

What can I say that hasn’t been said already but the students who rioted must not be getting their money’s worth in Penn State education because they are stupid (no offense to anyone who graduated from that university and has a brain to know this is all sorts of wrong).

I am beyond outraged by all this. All this protesting regarding coach Paterno getting fired is moving the attention from the even more real sick fuck that hurt those innocent children!

Dear students who rioted:

The coach failed as an educator to report these acts. What you need to understand is that public figures (nurses, doctors, teachers, coaches, etc.) all have a code of conduct to follow, by the coach failing to do anything about this for all these years, he failed under the code of conduct as an educator, and therefore, the school was justified in firing him. Plain and simple, now stop protesting.

http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/264787/grand-jury-report.pdf

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/11/06/sports/ncaafootball/201111...

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I have no clue what this story is about and I'm not interested enough to google it but I would like to know what these "#insult #noclass" means. I know fuckers use them on twitter crap and I've seen it with the same fuckers using them on their facebook status... but what the fuck does the "#" means anyway?.

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