Demi Lovato's "JLo At The 2000 Grammys" Moment
Months of rehab, whooping a trick in an airport, snorting the bad shit off of Mickey Mouse's inner thigh and allegedly sexing on a piece in front of everyone at a party was not enough to fully scrape away the Disney from Demi Lovato's image, so she decided to scratch off another layer by baring her butt chin cleavage and 19-year-old chest balls at the Latin Grammys in Las Vegas last night. I've always said that nothing says "GROWN" like titty tape and chichi contouring, but couldn't Demi have chosen a better dress for her titties' coming out party?
Dwight from RHOA could let out a hundred How Dreadfuls over this and he'd still need to let out a hundred more before he begins to accurately describe this mess. Somewhere, a 50-year-old novella villainess is missing a boudoir gown to change into right before she seduces her arch rival's husband. There's a reason why the Blanche Devereaux intimates section at Bealls has a "50+ only" sign at its entrance. It takes a certain seasoned slutty abuelita to pull off a dress like this. Stick to the juniors section, Demi.
And I'm guessing every brush in her hotel room went on strike last night, so I won't throw her cold shade for those pre-brushed, straight-out-of-the-rollers quince curls.
Of course, Wilmer Valderrama, the Jack Gordon to Demi's La Toya, was there last night. Just looking at pictures of Wilmer makes me sniff at my coffee cup to make sure I haven't been roofied without permission. Wilmer's gross ass probably made Demi wear that dress since he looks like the type who's into the "slutty senior at a 70s swingers party" look.
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You can take the Mexican hoodrat out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the Mexican hoodrat. She'll probably end up pregnant soon.
I wonder if she wipes her chin after she takes a shit.
Is she really fucking Fez?
She's always making that cut-a-bitch-and-scalp-her chola face
I think she's pretty. And she looks gorgeous here. However, her expression looks as if she's not comfortable right then and there.
period bloat and MAC counter overload... just sayin
Whoo boy. I know I *should* feel sorry for her, but...
I don't believe anything Lovato or her P.R. team is selling - that her primary problems are bulimia and bipolar disorder. I think that her primary problems were coke and anger management, that she got away with assaulting an underling, and that her team cooked up a much more palatable 'why' than 'entitled, drugged up and pissed that she doesn't naturally look like a size 00 starlet.'
This look is, indeed, a fucking mess. She's kind of awesome in going for it -- theoretically, what time is there to show off your boobs if it's not when you're 19 and at an awards show? For her, though, there's no time for this. Even if she revises her personality and dumps FES, she's never going to be the L'Wren Scott type that can carry this dress. And that's fine. But she or her team need to get some sense and not put her in these kinds of clothes ever again.
Wilmer Touch-yer-mama is 31...when is he going to grow up!
why does she look so damn old?
And I could have gone another day without having to see Wilmer's creepy child toucher hands.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Difference between Demi and J-Lo in this type of ensemble? J-Lo actually has sex appeal and the self-confidence that comes with maturity. This girl (repeat GIRL) is way too young to fill out the dress properly in both the physical and worldly sense. It just looks like a silly child playing dress up. It's just not sexy at all. Actually it looks downright stupid.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I can't really snark on her. She's obviously working on her issues, and she will have a hard road ahead of her. Plus, I like the dress.
And Wilmer could TOTALLY get it.
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This poor chick. I had severe bulimia for a few years in my 20s and it was hell, hell, hell. It took a compassionate counselor, antidepressants, and a lot of hard work and determination to climb out. And I had to be comfortable with not being that "cute skinny girl" for a while. I was bloated and gained weight during recovery and wore clothes that were way too big. No sex, drugs or alcohol while trying to recover, but lots of time to exercise, meditate, sort out my mind and find out ways to fulfill myself that had nothing to do with men or vanity. Going to an industry party baring your tits and hanging out with your boyfriend/pimp is no way towards recovery.
I think she wore Barney's costume and forgot to put on the green part that covered Barney's chest.
oh dont even act like you didnt fucking bare the chi chi's at least once in your life. she's a 19 year old beautiful girl - cut her some slack. i probably would have worn the same thing. after all, we are talking about her now, arent we?
but the wilmar thing. jesus girl, get some better taste. aren't there any nice guys your age?
i cant hate on her. she has bipolar disorder and us bp's do some real crazy shit. i just wish her luck in the next 5-6 years - those are the worst when you have mental illness.
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I missed watching the red carpet portion but I'm sure there was plenty of classy ladies around. How come you didn't add more pictures MK?
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uh.. what happened to her face? she looks 40. Also I know hes a greasy douchebag, but id still hit it with wilmer and then not call the next millenium
She looks like Sarah Palin's daughter (the one that had the baby).
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*stares at jaw*
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*hangs head* Dog I had been drinking everything. I had a reputation of having a wooden leg and my younges sister bet me I couldnt drink 5 Guinness beers. Things got fuzzy after that.
I was having a shitfest of a day, but Jack made me LOL waiting for Chris Hanson. OXOXO Jack!
This girl's Rita Hayworth fantasy is just as much of a fail as Jennifer BLove Hurlit's Audrey Hepburn impression, or, Lilo's MM.
Fez used to be so cute, but his outside is now matching his inside.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:38pm.
Yes agirl. Gave a sloppy drunken beej - I thought I was a pornstar that night...we were both drunk off our asses then he peed...in my mouth...tasted sort of like chicken broth! YOU ASKED!
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Holy sh*tballs! What the f*ckety f*ck had you been drinking???
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Creepy McCreepster Wilmer Voldemort always seems to pray on barely legal young women who also have emotional problems.
It's obvious this perv is too insecure for a woman his own age.
I saw Demi perform on "Dancing with the Stars." I had to turn the volume off.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:38pm.
Yes agirl. Gave a sloppy drunken beej - I thought I was a pornstar that night...we were both drunk off our asses then he peed...in my mouth...tasted sort of like chicken broth! YOU ASKED!
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Hee! Tastes like chicken broth!
Would that be a Wilmer or an Elmer? Also, pics, please. Thx.
"We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files..."
i get the sads looking at this girl. she looks so zombied out and dead in the eyes.. souless.. i really hope she can get through whatever she is going through. It's sad to see someone in this state.. and wilmer needs to go jump off a d#mn cliff.. no one who dates him comes out okay.. hide your chilrun
She is so pretty but this look is all wrong. No bueno.
Yes agirl. Gave a sloppy drunken beej - I thought I was a pornstar that night...we were both drunk off our asses then he peed...in my mouth...tasted sort of like chicken broth! YOU ASKED!
Submitted by dcgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:43am.
I'm rooting for this young girl to get it together before she crashes beyond repair. With this dress, she is literally wearing her under-confidence and vulnerability. Though working extra hard to hide it, her eyes and expression say it all. She's still very sad and lost.
Hope she has people who are sincere in helping her. First step, is to get her away from that slimy leech.
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Co-sign. She looks uncomfortable in her own skin. I think she's living "a life" that's not "her life", just because she thinks it's a "good life". But no amount of $$ or fame can compensate for being your authentic self.
Demi looks like she ATE Jennifer Lopez, who ate Selena Quintanilla. As if that weren't enough, she killed a chola My Little Pony and wore its mane on her head.
Besides Asston Cooter, did ANY of those 70s Show morons find work?
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Plain and simple, this look is too old for her and the makeup is too heavy. She's a beautiful girl with nice skin. She should go for sheer makeup while she can. I agree with so many posters here that say she looks so lost and vulnerable. And psych meds do make patients gain weight, which is one of the reasons patients are so non-compliant with them. I've never heard her sing or saw her on her show, but I'm rooting for her because she is so young and I don't want her to become another LL.
She sure did balloon up when she put down the coke straw.
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LOL @ Wilmer Wonderama's unemployed sessyface! Actually, LOL @ Wilmer in general... what's he been up to, anyone know? (yes, 2 lazy 2 google)
Discussion Q: Have any of you horz ever slept with someone named Wilmer? What's that like? How 'bout Elmer? No? Gave a sloppy drunken BJ once? Anyone?
sexy India Maria.
This poor girl needs a Mom and stylist STAT.
As far as Fez, in my experience, the older guys who constantly go after young girls do it because women their own age can see right through their shit. Teen/early 20s girls tend to be in the "OMG! I love you don't leave me!" phase. Somewhere along the way, you gain some perspective and read He's Just Not That Into You and realize a dog is a dog. I don't know this guy, but the fact that he only dates these young (and usually troubled) girls says volumes about his character, IMO.
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Wilmer the PERV! His mama hated his ass so much from the day he was born to name him WILMER!
The dress is hideous for her but that's GOT to be tough venturing back out there being significantly heavier than her peers and with everyone knowing her business. She has said she's on psych meds and those will fuck with your weight like no one's business...a nightmare for someone w/ an eating disorder. She is the perrrrfect target for a turd like Wilmer.
It's ridiculous the number of "celebrities" I would otherwise never ever ever have heard of were it not for Dlisted. From the Jersey shores to the Housewives of jerseys or whatever, to this Demi bitch, to the Ashley Greens and the Ashley Blues.
Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something.
You know he's that dude that when he has sex he's WAY over the top and makes all these sexual noises but ain't really doing shyt. He's just a pumpin and a sweatin and the girl is just laying there pissed. Hmmmm maybe that's why he gets these young girls....cuz no way a real women has time for a lame fuck party
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SweetB speaks the TRUTH. Ladies 25-30+ don't have time for a lousy lay.
I don't know her music, nor have a desire to know it.
But she looks very pretty there, if just a tad too much make up.
The dress is very pretty and she looks to be a healthy weight (everyone is too used to anorexic nutcases pretending to be healthy and fashionable).
Sorry that she's back to fuckin that has-been Valderamma.
Funny, but that guy kinda fucked up his career after calling names and sexual positions when on the Howard Stern Show. *LOL* So Brett, you are not alone in the douche-bag world.
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I'm rooting for this young girl to get it together before she crashes beyond repair. With this dress, she is literally wearing her under-confidence and vulnerability. Though working extra hard to hide it, her eyes and expression say it all. She's still very sad and lost.
Hope she has people who are sincere in helping her. First step, is to get her away from that slimy leech.
Ew, Rasc, that's one I missed. Praise God.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:24am.
Evil, I've heard yes and no on that last bit and I don't know for sure either way. As far as the stalking, I believe EH was here before under different names that did get banned.
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Doggy, I remember EH using Gusty Cervix name in the past.
Evil, I've heard yes and no on that last bit and I don't know for sure either way. As far as the stalking, I believe EH was here before under different names that did get banned.
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I feel sorry for her to a point- because she is with Wilmer. Fez is like a Hispanic Rick Salomon. Nothing good will ever come from him or from a relationship with him. Yet, women still willingly fuck him and defend him. That is why I lost a little bit of respect for Elizabeth Daily. Eating disorders and drugs are no joke. Early recovery is when you are at your most vulnerable. You will always be vulnerable, but the first year is worst. The last thing she should be doing is opening herself up to that piece of shit. And whoever said his name stays as Fez is so right. That is the only acting job he has ever had, and the only one he ever will. Back to the topic of the dress, its all wrong for her. It looks heavy, boxy, and ill-fitting to her body. Part of recovering from bulimia is a whole lot of bloat and the dress is brining that out.
Homegirl needs a FRIEND, plain and simple. A friend who will tell her she doesn't need to look like a Venezuelan novela star, that Fez is a skeezy jerk, and that youth is a precious gift that shouldn't be wasted. Hollywood eats its young.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:10am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:06am.
EH is a crazy motherfucker who stalked MolotovCocktease (another poster here) IRL for years.
she is truly demented.
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What???
Shit like that is cop- worthy!
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I was only reading and not posting then but I remember that. I also remember EH going after someone else but I can't remember who. Devil something. Or Evil something.
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So why wasn't this person banned for stalking?
Is it the person who shall not be named in another form?
what's with the chola makeup and that half 80's powersuit, half draped maternity garb monstrosity of a dress?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:10am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:06am.
EH is a crazy motherfucker who stalked MolotovCocktease (another poster here) IRL for years.
she is truly demented.
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What???
Shit like that is cop- worthy!
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I was only reading and not posting then but I remember that. I also remember EH going after someone else but I can't remember who. Devil something. Or Evil something.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:11am.
working all day....I am out.
have a great day!
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You too, PSL.