Shocking: Pimp Mama Kris Spits Out Lies For Profit
As soon as you tag this picture with "This Is Our Future, Part I Lost Track Because It's Hard To Count While Weeping" and file it under "RIP Humanity," please contact Child Protective Services. The parents of these children must be arrested for allowing their own to buy this generation's Mein Kampf. Now that we've gotten that business out of the way....
Pimp Mama Kris further proved that the dead organ in her chest is made from the worst stuff in Hell last week when she whored out her new memoirs by talking about the chapters that she devotes to her supposed friend Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris summoned a wave of eye rolls when she claimed that Nicole let out a subtle cry for help during a phone call the two had the day of the murder. Kris also wrote in her book that Nicole told her about a safe deposit box where she kept all the evidence of the abuse she suffered at the hand of OJ. Kris' version of the story is that after the murder, Nicole's sister Denise Brown asked her about the safe deposit box. Denise's version of the story is that Kris is completely stuffed with shit and is a satanic whore monster for trying to beat coins out of her dead sister's grave. We've all seen crucifixes turn and fall off the wall when Kris walks by, so this isn't surprising news to any of us.
Denise went to The National Enquirer and gave them her side:
“Kris Jenner IS pathetic. I had just found out my sister was murdered. The last thing on my mind was whether or not Nicole showed anyone any pictures she had in a safety deposit box. In fact, I didn’t even know my sister HAD a safety deposit box with pictures of her abuse until the beginning of O.J.’s trial – months after she was murdered.I think most people will question her intentions of writing about my sister’s murder,” Denise fumed. “I am really disappointed in Kris. For the past two-and-a-half years, my family has had some relative peace regarding all of this stuff. Now that Kris has brought it up again, she’s split open the healing wounds.
For her to write about it is like reliving it all over again. My poor mother is really taking it hard. Haven’t they made enough? Nicole has been dead for 17 years. Please, Kris, don’t profit off of my sister’s horrible death."
The machine counting all the money Kris is making off of Nicole Simpson's death is really loud, so I doubt she can hear anything Denise is saying. But once she gets Denise's message, I'm sure she'll do the right thing and donate all proceeds from the sale of her evil book to charity. Oh wait. That won't happen. Giving away money given to you by your brainwashed fans is a form of "Indian Giving" and Kris is way too classy to do that.
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Here's an article where Kim's ex publicist outs her as a publicity stunt queen:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/kim-kardashian-wedding-a-_n_108...
Sad, sorry, vapid, morally bankrupt, greedy wench. I only feel sorry for the 2 Jenner girls. They never stood a chance. There's little to no hope for them and they're barely in their teens. Those older bitchwhoresluts could just walk away.
Ugh. Those dumbass girls in that picture are also the same tools that think Twilight is the greatest piece of literature ever written. Makes me stabby.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:35pm.
EDITED- Oh and let's make a stink over Sasha Grey reading to kids in Kompton, but not worry about kids posing with krappy Kardashian books of lies. Let's let kids buy Kim's products after she had her nasty self pissed on by a Krunk 3rd rate rapper, and tell everyone she's wholesome.
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Couldn't have said it better myself and it's so true to boot.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:43pm
All ready did. I don't have any kids.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Go Denise! I'm tired of people profiting off of evil dark-sided shit. Kardashians shouldn't be getting blood money out of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Jurors and other assorted whores shouldn't be getting blood money out of Caylee Anthony's story. I hope to God no one gets a dime out of the Penn State tragedy, except the victims.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Bitch got served
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
all of this girls holding up her book trying to learn on how to cheat on your husband.
mama pimp k is just an idiot trying to defuse the spot light from her whore daughter, and actually she is a very good with PR but as a person, she is very vile and cunning ,this nouveau riche poeple have no idea of what principles mean.
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It's like my mom always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it." The Lady Chablis
Can we talk about how much Denise herself made off of her sister's death??? How she exploited it for her OWN gain???
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Here's an article where Kim's ex publicist outs her as a publicity stunt queen:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/kim-kardashian-wedding-a-_n_108...
We're due for a major Kardashian BaKlash.
This bitch makes me nauseous. The end. 2-8.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all.
Me thinks she had an affair with Bigfoot.
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BINGO!!!!!!! that Khloe is like a cavewoman.
Mein Pimp, Mein Cunt, Mein Famewhore....
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all.
Me thinks she had an affair with Bigfoot.
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BINGO!!!!!!! that Khloe is like a cavewoman.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all.
Me thinks she had an affair with Bigfoot.
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BINGO!!!!!!! that Khloe is like a cavewoman.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:53pm.
"The Shartdashits!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Lucifer, you're right, my faith in hairy, skinny, plastic surgery-obsessed, over-botoxed, leopard print-wearing hairy sasquatches is lost. Somebody hold me!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Mr.Kardhasian was apparently heavily into the west Hollywood coke scene and also had serious ties to organized crime. It was very convenient that OJ would take refuge at the Kardashian house post muders and that he was a lawyer. It explains why so many things went wrong in the right way for OJ. It's not 1994 so I'll shut up.
oh but she forgets!! , she cheated on her first husband, that's how they split up and at the end he dies after dumping her ass.
she is not example to follow nor her daughters,
i don't understand why America keep feeding these bitches.now she is pulling her better cards , cause she knows they are in big deep trouble.
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/11/10/kris-jenner-affair-divorce-tonig...
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What kind of people do they think we are? Is it possible they do not realize that we shall never cease to persevere against them until they have been taught a lesson which they and the world will never forget? Winston Churchill
Your post nailed it MK.
And that pic is a million kinds of dispiritingly horrifying.
I'm torn about the Enquirer. They actually cleaned up their act after Carol Burnett put a hurt on em all those years ago, but apparently they've stepped on their dick again concerning some Chaz Bono bullshit, which Chaz is NOT taking lightly. Then again, they were the paper of record on the John Edwards fiasco and delivered actual seriously good reporting.
Anyway, FUCK Pimp Mama Kris and her disgusting crotchfruit industrial complex. Despite my abhorrence of violence, I'd love to see Denise Brown punch her fucking lights out.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
"I've just always been under the impression that The National Enquirer fakes a lot of stories so people might just not even bother reading the interview (if they even look at the cover or even bother going to the website to begin with)."
I work for a government agency and one of our deputy directors told me of all the media interviews he's done, the one with the National Enquirer was the most careful about the facts. He said the reporter followed up with him several times and even read him the segment of the piece that quoted him to make sure he was comfortable with it before they published. Granted, we're statisticians so the Enquirer reporter might have just been nervous about getting the numbers wrong, but I can tell you from personal experience that most reporters could give a fuck less if they get our stats/story/explanations wrong. So there's that. Also, the deputy has been with our agency for nearly 30 years and has probably given about a 1,000 interviews so he's pretty press savvy.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Kris Jenner is Satan in a JOyce De Witt wig...and terrible nose job...nuff said. She sucks beyond words and death is too good for her.
It's not so much that she's making money off of a murder, even though that in itself is despicable enough. It's that she's profitting off of the death of who was supposed to be her best friend. Who thinks about a friend in that way? "Let's see...how can I profit or gain from Nicole's horrible, gruesome death? I know! I'LL WRITE ABOUT IT IN MY COMPLETELY SELF-SERVING BOOK!!!" I hope that the Brown family takes some kind of legal action against her.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
LMA: I hate to speak ill of the dead but you're right. It seems like the whole bunch were shallow partying trash with money. Like the Real housewives. Gross people. Not that Nicole deserved to die like that AT ALL.
LMAO @ Chewbacca & Star Wars Money!
Big Foot, Sasquatch, Yeti. THey can all be called in by Maury.
Oddly enough, I think Khloe is the most tolerable of them all.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:36pm.
Oh no! That's it! My faith in humanity is completely lost!
The Kardashians are not a part of humanity though.
Who are those girls buying these books????
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-Le seigneur l'a châtié, il a rejoint le paradis des hommes sans tête!!!
-hein??
-il veut dire qu'on lui a grenadé la gueule.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:46pm.
Our future = Psychotic Beliebers and Kuntrashian followers.
I hope the Mayans were right............
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LOL! No kidding.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Khloe wold have been about less than a year old (she was born June '84). Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all. But they make their money off of the Kardashian name so she doesn't want to upset the balance of her evil empire.
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uh she's totally lying about her being a kardashian. chewbacca paid her off with his star wars money. duh!
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all.
Me thinks she had an affair with Bigfoot.
I used to roll my eyes at comments like I am about to make but now I get it. I find it horrifying that these "women" (term used loosely) are the role models for our children (especially young teen girls). They have no education, no real talent, and have done questionable things to make money. This whole stunt queen society is not the look. Let me get pregnant at 15, be a groupie for a bball player, see if I can get on a reality show.
I guess going to college, getting an education, bettering your life in a non-physical way is boring. I find it disgusting.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I can imagine Nicole would be doing the same thing today if it had been Kris.No disrespect but that whole clique was effed up.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:49pm.
LOL @ Gwyneth.
Sounds like the movie "Mean Girls" I can't believe children behave like that. That's scary.
Why did Denise talk to the National Enquirer? She should have gone to CNN or some place where she could give a taped interview. That way the Shartdashits could REALLY get so much heat it will wipe them off of the radar.
I've just always been under the impression that The National Enquirer fakes a lot of stories so people might just not even bother reading the interview (if they even look at the cover or even bother going to the website to begin with).
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
A responsible parent would take the book away from their stupid little cunt daughters and slap some sense into them. Getting pissed on is not the way to fame and money is not the end all be all some famous WHORES make it out to be! Wake up you stupid little bitches!
Where are these girl's parents? I want to slap every single one of them silly.
Also, I want to punt kick Kris, so her vagine (thanks IG) can't give us any more monsters.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:35pm.
Kris Jenner is a krusty kunt and a korrupt krotch licking kreep.
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bahahaha! well played. KKKonceited, too.
The depths of this woman's famewhoring know no bounds. Tell it like it is, Denise.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Kris claims her affair began in 1985. Khloe wold have been about less than a year old (she was born June '84). Me thinks she is lying about the timeline and Khloe really isn't a Kardashian after all. But they make their money off of the Kardashian name so she doesn't want to upset the balance of her evil empire.
Rob was born later but he is Robert Sr's spitting image.
"Nicole told her about a safe deposit box where she kept all the evidence of the abuse she suffered at the hand of OJ."
How come THIS bitch wasn't arrested for witholding evidence? She is going to burn in flames and the only ppl at her funeral will be those pre-whore gigglets above.
*wipes* away tear for Denise. I like genuinelly like these Kardashians less and less by the day. I used to find their little show kinda pretensious and cute, now I wanna barf just remembering how much I liked them
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But I threw you the obvious; and you flew with it on your back a name, in your recollection down among a million same
What I STILL don't get is why I never heard of Kris until relatively recently. How did a pimp-ass attention whorenado like her exist in obscurity all this time? Why hadn't she found a way to monopolize the media earlier?
This is sort of OT, but one day my daughter came home from school and showed me how she had gotten an autograph from this girl in her class. I was all, oh that's cute. I asked if all the girls were trading autographs. She said oh no, Gwyneth (not the kid's real name) was signing autographs during recess. It was just this one little shrimpy girl who pretends to be a movie star. WTF?? Apparently this girl walks around with sunglasses and complains about the paparazzi and will sign autographs if the other kids ask and she says she is A Star. She also tells kids they cam be her bodyguards and assistants or decorate the autographs. She's am only child and about half the size of the other kids. I know her parents think she's the Messiah but I wonder how that act is going to be when she's a tween and teenager.
THIS is what these Kunts are inspiring. I made sure to explain to my daughter that Gwyneth is just playacting and she's not any better than any of the other kids in their class. I said that it's Gwyneth's way of feeling big because she's smaller than the other kids.
why can't the kartrashians just die? for real. just die. I HATE THEM FROM THE DEPTH OF MY DARK BLACK SOUL.
Our future = Psychotic Beliebers and Kuntrashian followers.
I hope the Mayans were right............
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:38pm.
There really is no level that she won't stoop to. Unless it's the Seventh Level of Hell.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kris_jenner_admits_to_affair_vniss0HCYS5
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Khrist, she is an attention whoring kunt!
this whore. i'd like to see denise do a round of stfu kris jenner interviews with the today show, gma, etc.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
And thus, as the picture clearly displays the demographic of our society that is making the Kuntdouchiens wealthy...It's up to you, Breeders of America, to set this madness straight...
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We could have a straightner if you like...Or we could get the toys out..
wow so she was completely self-absorbed when she "wrote" this book and didn't think about the feelings of her supposed friend's family? that's not like her family at all! the kardashians are kind hearted, thoughtful people that would never try to stomp all over other people in an attempt to make money!
that picture = young girls buying her book = young girls know kris = young girls also know kim = young girls know kim was in a sex tape and was pissed on = me weeping for our future.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Is it any wonder Kris kids are the way they are. I mean really. You can already see the bad personality traits creeping up in the younger two. I think this book and the wedding will be the downfall of them.
All I see are a bunch of dumb, clueless fuks who will be pissed on in the future.
My biggest gripe is that the excuse given by these 'tards is "at least she is making money while the rest of you h8 cuz you're jellis and broke"