Nick Lachey Takes His Nipples For A Bike Ride
One would think that because there's sunshine and tropical rains in Hawaii nearly every day, Nick Lachey's world-class rack would be extra lush and bountiful, but that's not what's happening here. Nick and his wife Vanessa Manilawhatever trained in the sport of bikini bike riding for the 2012 Holympics in Hawaii yesterday afternoon, and his chichis almost look as flat as her personality. The sudden urge to motorboat while humming the melody to "Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)" usually fills me when I stare at Nick's succulent pectorals, but not one musical note is filling my throat. Eat some macadamias, Nick! Get those tetes to reach for the sun again.
Oh, let's just assume that Nick's pec sacks are still on California time so they're just taking their usual early evening nap. Let's assume that.
What's wrong with wearing a bikini while riding a bike?(especially in HI) I grew up in Long Beach, CA..you take your bike to the beach in your bikini to get an even tan while you're riding (plus it's hot sometimes so the less clothes the better) you hang out at the beach and ride back..not that serious.. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
YAWN! Looks like Nick and his bride don't want to be left out of today's headlines. These two must be so boring in bed.
There's going to be some serious chafing up in this bitch. yow.
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Am I the only one that sees nothing wrong here? Who cares if they're riding around in bathing suits? And why does it necessarily mean that they want to hurt Jessica? I mean, they're married and happy, what does Jessica have over them? She's engaged (those can be broken) and pregnant out of wedlock, big whoop.
Wish I'd been there when they tried to peel her ass off that seat. Bet she'll never do that again. Or will she? Not the sharpest tool in the shed ...
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Submitted by Anonymouse73
Wow...someone is in love with President Obama. It's becoming pretty clear now that he has an obsession. I won't say who...but the name ends in "eple".
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...or they are just educated enough to know the Presiden Obama would wear a safety helmet when he rides a bicycle, because that's just the right message to send to America's Yutes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/27/obamas-bike-wear-helmets-_n_697...
I would probably fuck him, but my sister-in-law made me watch the show he now hosts (she claimed this past week was unusually bad). He could maybe finger me.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 3:25pm.
I always had a thing for Nick, he just looks like a nice dumb fuck
CO-SIGN. A nice smart fuck is great but a nice dumb fuck will do.
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I get lost in his nipples. come to me.
I ride a bike in just my socks. Just saying.
its bruce bitch...Ok seriously...who the fuck rides their bike in their bathing suit? F u c k o f f !!!!!!!!!I hate vanes manilho...so does her mother....
Do they work like ever? What do they do?
They're too young to be retired already. Go work @ a soup kitchen, lazy bums!
They're both boring attention whores but he's still hawt. Oh yes I would.
I'm guessing the current price on paparazzi pix of these two hasbeen losers is the equivalent to the cost of a Happy Meal.
At least the photog ate lunch.
HB to Neil Young!
Chestica is more interesting than these two.
Nick, possibly, is the one that's just hollow wood. Not Chesty.
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We used to wear bikinis and ride bikes all the time in HS. Course, we were fairly dumb then, yet nicely stacked kids.
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Man, life must be a bowl of zzzzzs for these two limp, soggy tacos.
A few years ago I thought he was hot but not so much anymore although his body is still something to marvel over.
I read on a website about celebrities who have "odd habits" in the bedroom and this guy supposedly likes to wear stiletto heels and talk dirty. I can just see it!!!!!
Wow...someone is in love with President Obama. It's becoming pretty clear now that he has an obsession. I won't say who...but the name ends in "eple".
Lachaylo> I was going to say the same thing! EW. Then I thought of that Seinfeld episode where the girl told Jerry she got herpes from riding a tractor in her bikini. Oh, the places my brain goes...
His legs are fucking SEXY! I have a thing for men's legs. And fore-arms.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 2:21pm.
And she couldn`t wear a tank-top or a sports-bra kinda top because???
Attention-whoring at its finest. Am i wrong for wishing road-rash onto her?
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Aw, come on. That's mean. heehee... a few years ago I had a bad bike accident on wet pavement while wearing a tank top. Oooooh the road rash! I ate the pavement too. Years of wearing braces on my front teeth flushed down the toilet in seconds. That shit hurts!
I'm so sure that it was absolutely necessary to ride bikes shirtless/in a bikini. I mean, she could have worn some shorts at least.
Also, isn't she a grade-A cunt? Nice job, Nick!
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Who the fuck are these idiots
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 3:31pm.
Hey Poopy, he was in 98 Degrees. Not Backdoor Boys.
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It's a really dangerous message to send to all the young fans of the Backstreet Boys that it's OK to ride a bike without a safety helmet.
I hope President Obama calls him out on that one, pronto.
I always had a thing for Nick, he just looks like a nice dumb fuck
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 3:08pm.
SANDBITCH! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Remember when you made Sucky's eyes roll and one of my avie's tongues swing back and forth?
---Yesh... tragically though, my 'puter died and along with it, my animated avie collection. PFFFT.
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Do you have Sucky's email? You haz to send that to him. I still have the avie you animated. I have the one where Jazzy drew a dick on it. LOL!
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 3:08pm.
SANDBITCH! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Remember when you made Sucky's eyes roll and one of my avie's tongues swing back and forth?
---Yesh... tragically though, my 'puter died and along with it, my animated avie collection. PFFFT.
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He has nice nipples and pretty feet. I'm in!
http://socialitelife.com/demi-moore-literally-has-a-monkey-on-her-back-m...
Anytime I see someone riding a bike in just a bikini, I want to sing the "Three's Company" theme.
so TACKY.
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The truth has been told
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That's nothing that I didn't know
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SANDBITCH! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Remember when you made Sucky's eyes roll and one of my avie's tongues swing back and forth?
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Nick started out such a nice guy. Too bad he turned into such a media whoring douche. I think he learned those ways from that slut whore ex-wife and her whore mongering father.
Oh my God, Sandbitch! You're killing me!!!!
They're too boring to hate. And I only give Vanessa a bikini bike riding pass because they're on vacation. Vacation from what? Who the fuck knows?!
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Zzzzzzz...bitches please! Like the paparazzi are stalking these two anywhere let alone in Hawaii! Looks like someone wants attention...yeah this will show that fat and pregnant Jessica! *eyeroll*
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I try to go back and edit my double-post into some other comment. (Happened to me on the Kim Z. thread today.)
LOL LaChaylo - Ick!
That's right, Nick.
Ride as fast as you can away from that tranny!
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LMFAO!! that headline. i hate you with ever fiber of my being mk! you are literally gonna kill me one of these days! you really need to see somebody about your condition.
For the sake of some unfortunate tourist, I hope those aren't rentals.
hahahaha UBF, I wish we could delete our own posts when it comes to doubles. I do believe you are the first one to hit triple that I've seen.
YOU WIN THE PRIZE!
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Who but who rides a bike in a bikini?
A fame-whore thats who!
they are truly unaware of how stupid they look.
Webberbear...yes! LOL.
& how is her top staying up?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I heard his name pronounced for the first time just the other day, and it sounds just like "NEGLIGEE". Just sayin.
Triple post!!! WOOT!
*derp-face*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
And she couldn`t wear a tank-top or a sports-bra kinda top because???
Attention-whoring at its finest. Am i wrong for wishing road-rash onto her?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
And she couldn`t wear a tank-top or a sports-bra kinda top because???
Attention-whoring at its finest. Am i wrong for wishing road-rash onto her?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
She has a slamming body, yeah. But how fucking desperate is she for attention that she rides a bike in a bikini? Who frigging does that? Why doesn't she get that isn't relevant and hasn't been since she screwed up and did a live MTV broadcast drunk off her gourd?
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1. These people are still married?
2. I don't know if I'm relieved or disturbed to know that your boob obsession spans both sexes, MK.
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Who rides a bike in a strapless bikini?
cough*jealous of Jessica*cough