But Was Justin Timberlake Crowned Marine Corps Ball Queen?
You know Justin Timberlake is serious about looking crown-to-forehead beautiful for a very special date when he pulls out the blow dryer, flat iron and straightening serum. That's exactly what he did for Cpl. Kelsey De Santis, as promised! Remember when that one Marine asked Mila Kunis to his ball (wink wink) and then EVERY Marine asked EVERY celebwhore to their ball? Well, one of those Marines was Kelsey and she asked Justin Timberlake to get all prettied up to be her to date to her ball. Justin bat his eyes, swayed all flirty-like and accepted her invitation. Justin kept his promise last night and sashayed into the Instructor Battalion Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Va. on the arm of Corporal Kelsey.
One Marine told People that Justin graciously took pictures with everyone and "we all brought sexy back! Justin seemed to have a good time, and it was great to see him there."
Before you give Justin the taint slap salute for keeping his word, we need to know if that bitch gave up the panty in the parking lot at the end of the night. Kelsey didn't make a YouTube invitation and give Justin a carnation cock ring corsage just so he could nibble at a chicken dinner and slow dance with her to one song. Nope. It is Justin's duty as an American to put out. I'm sure he did. You can't say no to a badass lady Marine who can put the frizz in your hair just by flinching at it. And obviously, Justin was serious about his coif last night.
Also, it's good to know that if you want Justin to do something, you just have to ask him in a YouTube video. Why do I have a feeling that YouTube will suddenly be flooded with videos of hos asking Justin to please be their date to the NEVER MAKE A MOVIE AGAIN AND JUST STICK TO MUSIC Ball.
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I love this. Good for you, justin. And she look good in that uniform...I would have made out with both of 'em.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Is that Corporal Kelsey in the front? Cuz that is one big girl. She looks like she could wreck some JT. Has anyone heard from him since?
Also, Justin looks HIGH.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
I don't know if this was all about PR but darn it, it seems to have worked on me.
Kunis, meanwhile, will attend a Marine Corps Ball with Sergeant Scott Moore on November 18 in Greenville, North Carolina.
ITA Jintess.
Anyone who supports the military wins points with me
OMG Justin needs to stop acting seriously.
from the 3 minute preview i wasted on that new movie about time with amanda seyfried, wow, it was worst than angelina jolie & johnny depp's movie.
like the acting was more wooden, and i didnt think it was possible.
and every ho was wetting themselves "ohh but he was soo good as sean napster in the facebook movie"
yeah well thats cuz he was playing himself, a douche bag...HELLO BITCHES?!
when he has to play anything else, his acting skills go bye bye bye (get it??)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 2:38pm.
He's a shitty little milquetoast douche whose fame should've died with the rest of the boy band's.
I liked about three of his songs, but I never thought he deserved the fame he's had since Nsync. And he only had that fame because he fucked Britney, let's be real.
Another thing which screams douche to me is how he always pretends to "be down with the homies/the sistas" or whatever, and clearly he's just a fucking phony.
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A phony you say? You mean he's not down with the homeboys? He's not a fraud at all, his taste in music has always been the same:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2ncihBpkM
See?
I gotta do a finger up the asshole, tickle the prostate Ron Perlman salute to this asshole. Public pressured into doing the right thing...And now he's a god and all...Fuck him and the Shitney he rode in on.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Justin Timberlake is the Disney John Wayne.
I'd like to see him and Shia Lebouf do a re-make of "The War Wagon".
Gotcha E_C, again my taste in movies isn't something tp be proud of. I'm more of a Friday the 13th type:)
Whomever was asking, pretty sure Mila was asked to a NC ball. Did she show? Do we know?
Richmond is my hometown so I perked up knowing that JT showed up there (that's not a short flight from LA) and supported the troops.
I seriously respect him for that.
That was really cool of him to do it and not stand her up. Looks like he was enjoying himself too.
Well done JT. I am genuinely surprised that he did. Wasn't that Mila chick supposed to go as well?
Mila went to a different Marine Ball a few months ago.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 3:59pm.
To be honest, I do not hate Aniston either. I actually liked The Switch, Horrible Bosses and Just Go with It. Ming you, they are not mind expanding, life changing films, but they are cute enough to get a laugh out of on a Saturday night.
I'm pretty noncommittal regarding Justin Timberlake (i.e. I don't hate him with a burning fury, but I don't love him either), but I think it was really classy of him to go show up and to be gracious about it.
ETA: Glad I'm not the only one who liked 'Alpha Dog'. I caught it one day on HBO and found myself sucked in pretty quickly.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 3:38pm.
You know...I'm not a rom com type (love the tacky horror films) but I can't imagine him being a worse actor than Anniston and they keep giving her movies
I applaud him for doing this. It's nothing in comparison to serving your country, but he DID take the time to fly out there and be her date for a night. I'm with you, where was Mila? Then again he was the one who kind of obligated her for it in the first place.
Can't believe no Marine took up Terminator lady on her offer.
Apparently, the Coen brothers just offered him the lead in their new movie, now he will never go away. :( Or back to music.
Hey gez what? He sucks. But I hope his date is the gem next to him with the bleached curls and frosted eyelids.
Um...not for nuthin' but the way I remember it - she was first. And all those others were the copycatters!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
Kinda OT, but GAWD I miss BDU's. When you took those to the cleaners on Friday and got them all pressed and starched for the week, man, you looked awesome on Monday. We're not supposed to iron or starch ACU's and it looks soooo sloppy.
I do anyway.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Good for him. He's still a douche though
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 2:38pm.
He's a shitty little milquetoast douche whose fame should've died with the rest of the boy band's.
I liked about three of his songs, but I never thought he deserved the fame he's had since Nsync. And he only had that fame because he fucked Britney, let's be real.
Another thing which screams douche to me is how he always pretends to "be down with the homies/the sistas" or whatever, and clearly he's just a fucking phony.
I miss him as a singer. My panties remove themselves on the first chords of FutureSexLoveSounds. That song is orgasm-inducing.
I wonder how the rest of the guys from N'Sync are doing. *snicker*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Good for Justin. More of the celebs should have accepted the invitations. Despite the sorry excuses given by some, celebrities *never* have schedules too busy to show up for photo-ops or parties. That's all many of them do for a living. There was no downside to them attending this ball - good PR for Marines and celebs alike, fun party, and entertainment for those in service.
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 3:30pm.
He just won a bunch of points from me (like he cares)
Also, he didn't suck in Alpha Dog
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I actually don't find him to be that bad of an actor. For the roles he is given, I think he does a pretty good job, and I really liked him in Alpha Dog. He was also good in The Social Network, Black Snake Moan and another movie I am stumped by the name of at the moment.
I know lots of dlisters loathe him, but he is the lesser of the evils out there, imo.
I really dont understand how being taken out as part of charity is a good thing and a real honor and flattering. It totally eludes me.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
This is most likely the best thing that he has ever done!
haha UBF - more Marine dress blues for me!
That was nice of JT. He's alright, I can't hate on him much.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
He just won a bunch of points from me (like he cares)
Also, he didn't suck in Alpha Dog
That's the best thing he's done in a long, long time.
I guarantee she could best him in an arm wrestling challenge.
Good for him. I hope it put a smile on a lot of marine faces.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 2:22pm.
Do not like Marine Dress Blues. Do not like any Dress Uniforms.
Give me ACU`s and BDU`s. Nothing to say about Timberdouche.
I don't know what ACU and BDU's are but according to radar on line she changed into some fuck me minidress.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/justin-timberlake-attends-...
Now Marines those are the guys you wanna fuck. My friend lost part of his leg in Afghanistan, but he still gets the pussay.
From that angle he looks like an anorexic Hugh Jackman (sorry, hugh). Someone needs to invite him somewhere new everyday. Watched part of Friends with Benefits...yeah he needs to be the voice of Mickey Mouse cartoons. His voice and bod are not sexy.
I guess no one took Linda Hamilton up on her offer.
Yeah, and what happened to Mila going?
He's a shitty little milquetoast douche whose fame should've died with the rest of the boy band's.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
*liked '4 minutes' with madonna & 'what goes around' vids*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
What happened to Mila?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 11/13/2011 - 2:06pm.
Why is this twat still famous?
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I think his music is ok as pop music goes, and I'm not crazy about him as an actor, but at least he does something, unlike the majority of the useless "reality" hos featured on this site.
If he fulfilled Cpl. Kelsey De Santis' wish, I can't hate (EDIT) for this. I still think he's an uberdouche.
Much love to all you vets and current military folk & families.
I really don't care for him. Ever since he abandoned music and started taking his shitty acting soooooo seriously, I try to ignore him. All will be forgiven if he releases another album, though. LOL!
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Douchechill!
Miss. Jane, I too loved Future Sex Love Sounds, I killed that cd lol he can sang I ain't gonna lie.
I can't throw no shade for this. He looks like he's genuinely enjoying himself as well.
Do not like Marine Dress Blues. Do not like any Dress Uniforms.
Give me ACU`s and BDU`s. Nothing to say about Timberdouche.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ahh, I remember when he was just a young boy with a bleached afro and orange vinyl parachute pants taking Lou Pearlman's pedodick up the bum to land the coveted prize of Tigerbeat coverboy...guess he's paid his dues.
Good for him. I like JT. I wish he would make more music though. His last album was really good.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I wish I lived near a Marine base....Marines are so hot...
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Well good for him. Can't snark on that.
everyone is always saying how good he is in movies.
im like huh?
im glad im not the only one who thinks he sucks at acting.
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*