Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This Twilight actress is telling friends she is pregnant and desperately trying to hide it for a few more weeks (CDAN)
This picture from last night's mess of a Breaking Dawn premiere has really nothing to do with this blind item, but it did make my mouth birth up a laugh. Well played, Twihard. Give all of those shameless Twihards in heat the Q-Tip! But back to the blind item...Every time RPattz touches a Twihard, her ovulating ovaries burst out of her chocha onto his body, so he's bound to get pregnant at one point or another. But I'm going to guess the forever boring Nikki Reed instead.
When the principal actors of a film do pre-release interviews, they usually talk about the main themes of the movie. Not in this case. Some of the main players of this upcoming film are completely skirting around one of the film’s main topics. We think it’s because it hits a little too close to home. All of the leads – as well as the director – are gay, lesbian or bisexual. Only one of them is out of the closet. We think it would make for much better interviews and much better box office for the film if they would just suck it up and spoke openly about the topic… even if they aren’t willing to come out at this point. (Blind Gossip)
THE MUPPETS MOVIE!!!!! I've always known that Miss Piggy was the original and hottest beard.
This former tween television actress on the Mickey Mouse network has been in this space before because she is passed around like candy between hip hop artists. Now though she has been passed to a Saudi prince who had a crush on her during her Mouse days and pays her a fortune to be with him. (CDAN)
Adrienne Chicken Bouillon (or however the hell you spell her last name)?
What TV actor is said to get rather gleeful about his dates with another ‘straight’ actor? (New York Press)
All of Glee with all of Gossip Girl? Or specifically, Matthew Morrison and Chace Crawford?
A character we thought was dead will turn up very much alive on a freshman drama series. (TV Line)
Gemma from Ringer. Period.
This former B list movie actress with A+ name recognition and now someone who seems to just show up for cameos from time to time has been so out of it since the birth of her recent child that she has only even held him a few times. Apparently our actress has been going through the stress of pretending she even wanted the child for the sake of helping her publicity challenged husband. Our actress has been on a crazy combination of drug cocktails and is so upset with her husband that she only speaks to him every week or so. (CDAN)
I would say Kelly Preston, but if it was her they'd just CTRL+ALT a happy into her system and a program a manufactured maternal smile on her face. There's no postnatal crying in Scientology!
@Bossy
No, I requested it from the library! lol
I'm requesting Snooki's and Tyra Banks's novels next.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 3:42pm.
all these degenerates are giving big girls a bad name. i happen to know a few very cool big girls and they aren't foaming at the mouth over some stupid STUPID movie.
You mean there are fat chicks who DON'T froth at the mouth over Twilight? And you know some????
Mind. BLOWN!
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Why do all those women look alike?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 4:00pm.
Maybe they meant to write "has" instead of "is"?
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:28pm.
Nothing to do with the blind items, but the Kardashian girls have a novel out today called Dollhouse. The first chapter is available to read online or on kindle and it's all ABOUT HAIR REMOVAL.
I don't like the Kardashians but I like to read awful novels. Just passing it along in case anyone else wants to read crap.
Oh no, please don't buy the book. Even if you buy it just to make fun of it you'll be propagating the Kardashian line of crap and giving them money.
My eyes keep going back to that "Kristen is a bad ass" sign, and all I can do is quote the great Inigo Montoya: "You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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all these degenerates are giving big girls a bad name. i happen to know a few very cool big girls and they aren't foaming at the mouth over some stupid STUPID movie. i have the douche chills for anyone that is remotely interested in this shit.
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It's been said before, seems pointless to even read the Blind Gossip items. They reek of being made up depending on who's being talked about in that week.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 9:58am.
CLINT EASTWOOD AIN'T NO FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
Such hateful language. It's a shame that vile word is accepted around here.
I can't believe there's someone with a "Give me just the tip" sign. LOL!!!
I wouldn't consider Kelly Preston A+ or John Travolta "publicity challenged". Got
to work on this, but sounds like the guy is less famous than her.
Oh hell it's probably them. I guess publicity challenged meaning an act he needs to maintain (happy hetero dad)
Nothing to do with the blind items, but the Kardashian girls have a novel out today called Dollhouse. The first chapter is available to read online or on kindle and it's all ABOUT HAIR REMOVAL.
I don't like the Kardashians but I like to read awful novels. Just passing it along in case anyone else wants to read crap.
I saw the pics of Ashley Greene before I saw the blind and thought the dress made her look pregnant, so I will guess her even if it isn't.
For no. 3 - Disney ho's, 4 Disney ho's whose names come to mind: Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, Raven Symone, Hayden Panettiere. Hillary is apparently pregnant (unless she's pulling a Beyonce from this pov and its Hollyweird, so expect anything) and Miley is with Liam Hemsworth (but one can never know whats the nature of their relationship). So between Raven and Hayden... Maybe Raven, since hip hop artists are involved?
1. Can't be Stewart because she's a lesbian, and can't be Greene because she's a beard. Neither one has seen penis since they were conceived. So I'll say it's the chick who just got married.
2. The only movie I can think of with a gay theme in theaters right now is "Edgar," but I don't think that everyone has been skirting around the topic. They just haven't made it the only thing they talk about.
Hey, I wonder if this blind is written by Ted Casablancas.
Last one. I really don't think this is Kelly Preston. Aside from the fact that she clearly used a surrogate (no bloat, no discomfort, nothing but a belly), I honestly believe JOHN was the one who was really devastated by Jet's death, and even confessed that Jet was autistic in public. Kelly was cold as ice, and I think the kid was just a way of tying John to her/COS.
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Who is the obvious Disney actress?? I NEED to know!! MK mentioned someone named Adrienne but I haven't a clue who that is.
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Just throwing this out there. Could Ryan Murphy already be fucking up American Horror Story by revealing that one of the characters we think is a ghost is actually a living breathing character? Or bringing the neighbor's girl back into the show as a living character?
I think Kelly Preston's pregnancy was fake, so it can't be her.
Lol at that sign. Which one of the Dlisters infiltrated the Twilight premiere?
For #4, I'm not so sure about Kelly Preston. I thought Scienos weren't allowed to take prescription meds (esp. for psychiatric problems). And I have doubts she was pregnant that last time.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 9:48am.
No guesses, but I would like to take this moment to say that all Twilight fans, now and forever, are completely delusional sheeple who have no concept of reality.
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Yep, you've pretty much summed it up, SANS FARDS. Do you think these twits are former Clay Aikens fans? If so, I must say that even with a face covered with baby powder, Robert Pattinson is an improvement.
If the Spice Girls movie counted as a B-movie, the last one could be Posh.
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CLINT EASTWOOD AIN'T NO FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 9:41am.
LOL at Dog's avie!
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That was Jazzy being cute one day after I ragged on him. :-)
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No guesses, but I would like to take this moment to say that all Twilight fans, now and forever, are completely delusional sheeple who have no concept of reality.
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LOL at Dog's avie!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
The Disney whore is too obvious and with Kelly Preston who is more of a C list actress.
The all gay cast must be Snow White with Charlize. I would love get with that.
I used to like Kelly Preston but her behavior after Jet died was reprehensible. I don't care what CO$ "made" her do, if my child needed help, they'd get it. Period. I believe she wanted out of the marriage after Jet died. Why does Travolta even try anymore? I'm still not entirely sold on the Lift-Wearing Midget being gay, but even Travolta's own mother knows he's an a** bandit.
If Matthew Morrison and Chace Crawford had a baby, that kid would be soooooo freaking hot.
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#2--J.Edgar? If the writer counts as one of leads being out. Also, I can't picture Clint Eastwood getting it on with a dude, but who knows? "Go ahead, make my day, bitch!"
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Silly rabbit.
That last one makes me stabby. If it's Kelly Preston: Was John really asking for another baby? I think it was the $cientos who pushed for that. I can't see him pressing for more kids - I think he wanted to get OUT of the cult and I think having the baby was HER way of keeping him around. I hate that toxic cunt almost as much as I hate the KKKardashians.
And: Does Kelly Preston qualify as a B-list actress? I'd say she's a C with B name rec.
No guesses on any of these, but I'd really like to know who the Disney whore is, and how soon the pics will be "leaked" on the internet.
That last one has to be Kelly Preston. and serve her right. no sympathy here. she should have known better after poor Jet died.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Dear Twihards:
Fuck off. Or, behind Door Number Two you can get a life.
xoxox
Me.
P.S. You idiots are make Trekkies appear normal!
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