Justin Timberlake Is Trying To Destroy Ryan Gosling’s Hipster Aura

As you can see from the vintage picture above of Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling with their Mickey Mouse Club castmate Jennifer McGill, they were once best friends forever who did hood rat stuff (more like country club mouse stuff) together. Now that their grown men with pubes and shit, Justin normally keeps their matching best friends forever necklaces shiny by only saying nice shit about Ryan. But Justin got bold during a conversation with his new homegirl Jimmy Fallon for GQ. Timberpuddle tried knock the Pabst right out of Ryan’s hand by subtly saying that he (in my best God Warrior voice) IS NOT A HIP-STAAAAAAAAH.

Jimmy Fallon: Dude, I was just talking to [Ryan] Gosling about that. Did Gosling really live on your couch when he was a kid?

Justin Timberlake: So he tried to make it seem like he was bohemian even back then?

Jimmy Fallon: Definitely, man. He said he was struggling and you helped him out.

Justin Timberlake: Ryan’s mom had to stay back in Canada and my mom was his guardian for a year so he could come down and be on the show. But Gosling got his own bed. He didn’t sleep on the couch. He said that?

Jimmy Fallon: It’s a better story!

Justin Timberlake: I’m picturing a ten-year-old Gosling bumming Marlboro Reds off some bum, growing hipster facial hair…

There’s Justin setting his tongue to DOUCHE again. This bitch is obviously feeling a world of jealousy, because some people actually go to Ryan’s movies and Justin’s last movie flopped straight into the $1 theater, where it sold a grand total of two tickets, but only because a couple of sluts needed a private place to fuck.

Justin and Ryan obviously need to hug out their differences while recreating the magical picture above. Don’t you miss the old days when Justin had baby gay face and a white boy Jheri curl?