Mirror, Mirror.... Who's Got The Shittiest Snow White Movie Of Them All?
The last time Julia Roberts' tongue tried to twist out a foreign accent (see: the watered down in shit Irish accent she did in Michael Collins) Ireland almost declared war on our asses, and rightly so. So I'm sure some country is going to hate attack us in the face for the jacked up accent she spits up in the other Snow White movie Mirror, Mirror. I'd tell you which country, but I don't even know what kind of accent she's trying to make. Is it British? Is it Madge-ish? Is it Muppet? Is it the same accent as the one the Google Translate bitch does? Whatever it is, it's fucked up.
The rest of the trailer for Mirror, Mirror tells me that if I'm ever going to see this mess in full, I better smoke the wrong stuff out of an apple bong beforehand. All nerves will have to be numbed to deal with Julia's face acrobats and her signature horse cackle that still sounds like Woody Woodpecker getting ass fucked without lube on a seesaw.
Can't we pluck (not punned on purpose) Brow White from this movie and throw her into the one with Charlize Thereon? Then we can stick this mess into ABC Family right between a PSA on cyber bullying and a tampon commercial.
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That dude is fine. I think he is in that J. Edgar movie with Leo.
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To be fair the costumes are beautiful. I feel bad for the designer having had to waste their talent on this crap movie.
This shit should go straight to DVD, and from there projectile tossed into the $2.00 grab bin.
Wow, bad doesn't even cover it :o(
"Snow Way"...Oh hell NO!
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:47am.
well, we all know who would be the totally fucking best in that role: RUPAUL!
Oh, HELL yes!
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UGH. Epic fail. Julia sucks, and Snow needs to do something about those Groucho Marx eyebrows.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:47am.
anyone remember her horrible Lucky Charms accent in Mary Reilly? when she went non glam ugly (which really wasn't much of a stretch for old Seasbiscuit face)
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YES!!!!!!!! Truly godawful.
She sucks in everything. Why do people keep casting her?
can i get money back for walking out of a fk*ng preview?
They need to switch up the Snow Whites and Queens in these movies so that we can make some damn sense of this shit!
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well, we all know who would be the totally fucking best in that role: RUPAUL!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:21am.
Think of what Helena Bonham-Carter, .....One has to be somewhat unselfconscious and willing to look truly ridiculous to do a broad comic role well
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Aw, damn, that would've been EPIC! And she's gorgeous!
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:57am.
as if there isn't enough American domination in film already!
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Well, there are more American films, period. This is (unfortunately) one of them.
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Old girl needs to go away-no one can stand her.
I would like to see Edina Monsoon as the Evil Queen.
the costumes, spending so much money on the wardrobe to fuck it up like that ? but I just feel bad for LIly Collins she is a new comer, and being paired up with mrs. horselaugh.
is this movie going to be a christmas special for cbs or abc ???????? the movie is tragic but because of Julia Roberts acting.I will give it an H for horrendous,
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ew. just ew.
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I'm intrigued. I like Tarsem Singh and Nathan Lane.
i couldn't get through the whole trailer this is so bad. and julia's accent goes from british to southern to julia. she's AWFUL and the movie looks AWFUL and can't anyone write an ORIGINAL script anymore?
This looks appalling and I'm glad. Julia Roberts needs to sit the hell down. Permanently.
It gives me the sads that hot piece Armie Hammer is in this. He should be contractually obligated to play twins in every movie, so there's more of him to look at. (A la The Social Network.)
They started out with a good idea but executed it horribly---starting w/the awful cast choice of the queen and snow white.
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Danny Moder is not living up to his part of the contract with the movie-going public to keep Julia Roberts knocked up and out of our movies.
*rips up $87.52 money order*
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Wow, that is an AWFUL movie and it should be on ABC Family and not in a movie theatre near you.
And Julia is awful and I feel sorry for Nathan Lane.
I dont' know WHO the girl is who plays Snow White in this movie, but she's almost as annoying as Kirsten Stewart. Almost. What is interesting to me is that both movies seems to be promoting "Girl Power! thing so that young girls, too, think they can kick ass and take names.
Didn't they try that with Sucker Punch and it went belly up in the movie theatre?
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I hate Julia and her holier than thou attitude. She is just another product of NEPOTISM.
Oh Julia, some actors need to embrace that they just can't do accents ie Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves. How did the director let her think her accent was consistent? Even in the trailer you can hear her go in and out of an accent...annoying.
And of course, like every movie Julia Roberts is in we have to hear her laugh. Ugh.
Offense taken.
WHERE DID SHE GET THAT ACCENT FROM? BRAD PITTT IN TROY?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! >:<
My gorgeous Charlize should have been in the mess.
I hate JR as much as I hate Madonna - with the ferocity of hungry great white shark in a kiddie pool with the 2 of them.
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I hope it goes to Redbox soon. I liked the "puppy love" segment. And I agree with Mable, the set design and costumes look great. One reason I love Dlist=it ain't art sluts!
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Who knew K-Stew could look like a better, more believable Snow White? Am I the only one with this opinion? Yeah? *hangs head in shame*
This movie doesn't even look cute with real midgets and some attempt at humor. It just looks cheap and bad.
This movie looks terrible, it might have some laughs but it looks like crap. At least the one with Charlize Theron and K.Stew looks legitimate and serious.
That said, there is a time and place for Julia Roberts's laugh, and it is not a fairy tale movie. If she is supposed to be an evil queen, why does she laugh like a hyena?
"Brow White"
This is why I love you Michael K!
anyone remember her horrible Lucky Charms accent in Mary Reilly? when she went non glam ugly (which really wasn't much of a stretch for old Seasbiscuit face)
This looks like a real stinker.
If they were try to make Julie ugly they did a great job, if not....YIKES!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:55am.
We call her piano mouth
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Piano Mouth Bawahaaaa!
LOL Mk..
"Is it British? Is it Madge-ish?"
hahahaha
and Nathan Lane is no longer funny. AT ALL.
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Ugh!
I love how her accent completely changes (goes all American) at the 1.05 mark.
She cannot act and is trying to hard to do a female Johnny Depp quirky-type character.
Can't wait till Charilize kicks her ass at the box offie, this version looks ridiculous.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:56am.
she sucks, but she's Julia fucking roberts, so nobody dares to correct her. I hate actors like this...
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I can't figure out the dissolving accent either. Did they just tell her to stop/start it in the middle of filming?
I cannot stand Julia Roberts. We call her piano mouth because of her huge mouth and big ass teeth.she's not funny and this movie looks like a huge piece of suck.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Actually makes me want to see the other one. Even if I have to sit through Ann Veal, I mean Kristen Stewart, as Snow White.
I was almost tempted to want to see this one, but then they busted out the "Say hello to my little friend" bullshit.
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Hahaha! I disagree, think it looks fun.
I will watch it on Netflix but only because of the set design and costumes.
Was just reading an article online about movie flops and these over paid actors ("J Edgar" and Leo) and it brought up Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks and their "Larry Crowe" bomb. Forgot about that one.
i thought horsey face was retired from acting... i won't watch this garbage...
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Armie Hammer is the only eye candy in this movie. he's gorgeous. looks like a cross between Paul Walker and a young Greg Kinnear.
yum yum.
This looks like a hallmark channel fantasy movie. So embarassing. Just watched the other one with Charlize. It's going to be a brutal K.O
Oh c'm'on now, her BBC English isn't bad at all - and the costumes look fab.
BUT, I fucking fucking fucking hate it when they cast an American actress to be a Brit, as if there isn't enough American domination in film already!
Plus that trailer is one of those long-ass ones that you can watch once and you've pretty much seen the movie.
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Holy Fucking Shit. This is UN-WATCHABLE. on so many levels.