Wednesday, November 16th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Either George Clooney is kissing Stacy Keibler's hand or he's making sure she thoroughly washed her hand after their fisting fiesta earlier - Lainey Gossip

This is what the inside of Elisabeth Hasselcrack's head looks like - Towleroad

Sweet dreams are made of Cheetos! This is the most dancing I've seen Brit Brit do in centuries - The Superficial

George Clooney is looking extra gruff here - Hollywood Tuna

Connie Britton has a new baby boy named Yobi, and just so you know Latex Guy isn't the father - Celebitchy

Chrissy Crocker looks like cold shit! - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Since Snooki's got the lawyers out maybe she should also sue Xtina for stealing her look - IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz's vagina has circled right back to Diddy - ICYDK

For those of you who need to feed your cum-on-glasses fetish - The Berry

Like a picture straight out of a funeral-themed prom - Popsugar

IT'S PAT! has never looked hotter - Just Jared

If roses had voices, they'd probably shout, "Tell this ho to stop suffocating us with her back!" - Popoholic

I see tongue! - OMG Blog

"And I told him to please put it right here..." - Crunk + Disorderly

Flipping out - Cityrag

Joe Jonas goes beard hunting - I'm Not Obsessed

If Heidi Klum isn't wearing a Canadian tuxedo, is she wearing a Canadian prison jumpsuit then? - Hollywood Rag

Evil talking thumb is evil - The Daily What

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We can not understand the faascinatia with annoying elderly homosexuals like anderson cooper and george clooney.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:29pm.

Or maybe the women start wanting a real relationship, and leave him because he won't give 'em that.

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Hahahaha! I should have looked at that It's Pat! yesterday. Shia LeBeouf looks like Steve Landesberg. He's the guy who played Dr. Halpern the psychiatrist on The Golden Girls who gave Stanley that traffic cone monkey so he could get over Dorothy.

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Darknight's picture

Those politichicks scared me. Especially the blond one with the guitar, she's joking, right?

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TexnDoc's picture

Joe Jonas is a cheap date. A 23 dollar bottle of wine in a bar or restaurant means it goes for 10 at the grocery store.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:33pm.

I dunno...if Georgie likes the peen why aren't there stories out there from his past dudes like the ones that have always trailed John Travolta around? Or maybe I'm missing them, which is entirely possible.

I would think that too but I really don't believe he's actually gay. MK likes to believe everyone is but I think the women leave him out of sheer BOREDOM!

I don't know if Georgie is gay, but he is dead BORING! I doubt even a closeted gay man would be as vanilla-oatmeal as clooney and his women are easily forgettable as well. His movies go down like a lead balloon in the states, so many more americans think of him this way too, that's why he spends loads of time in europe.

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I dunno...if Georgie likes the peen why aren't there stories out there from his past dudes like the ones that have always trailed John Travolta around? Or maybe I'm missing them, which is entirely possible.

WildGuy's picture

Focus George, focus. (Oh! He's focusing alright.)

Tyroan's picture

Subjecting bad guys to that Angry Conservative Girls show would be more effective than waterboarding.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

That's an impressive side-boob game this trick has going on.

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Submitted by TyInTenn on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:42pm.
Call me crazy - but something talking in the back of my head tells me Joe Jonas is packing a major schlong in his pants and uses it all the time.

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Oh, sure he does...uses it with dudes, that is. I won't disagree with you there.

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Love love love Connie Britton...she is one hot mama! congrats to her and her new babeh.

Cameron and Diddy - yeah, I believe it. Why the hell not? Cameron looks pretty good lately.

The leggings-as-pants trend is one that needed to die yesterday. They don't look good on ANYONE, no matter how Gisele Bundchen-esque you may be.

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Call me crazy - but something talking in the back of my head tells me Joe Jonas is packing a major schlong in his pants and uses it all the time.

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OMG! these two are still faking it?????

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ditquoi's picture

Ok...just logged on to say the politichicks -is it?- need to go iron my shirt and gobble a trough of dicks. Seriously girls, political discourse is not your strong suit. Hahaha

becky n sydney's picture

LOL @ Clooney's staged "stare down the cleavage so I'll appear straight for the cameras" pose.
I've never seen any of his movies, is his acting always so forced and transparent?

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Georgie boy is banging on the good stuff, don't be H8n...

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M.E.'s picture

I am totally confused on the Shitney video. For why? What is the point of that?

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When I clicked on the Hasselcrack link, at first I thought it was going to be a parody. I didn't realize Victoria Jackson drank the same kool-aid that Dennis Miller did. What the fuck? Somebody please tell me "Politichicks" is just a big practical joke!!!

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That Britney video is OLD MK...that is why she is dancing. Haha.

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joanne's picture

Damn that guy can flip. Way to go Damien Walters.

LunaChick's picture

Congrats to Connie Britton. Too bad Latex Guy isn't the baby daddy - he's hot (seriously, I'd do him)

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Clooney's thinking about skinny dipping with David Gergen again. Good times.

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Clooney REALLY thinks he's Danny Ocean.

Talk about art imitating life.

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Joe Jonas goes beard hunting

hahahahaha

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These 2 are such a joke!

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i still have no idea who Stacy Keibler is... i thought it was Lisa Kudrow.

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