Donatella Versace Does Not Want You Size 6 Heffas Wearing Versace
The New York Daily News (via THR) planned to do a picture spread featuring non-models wearing some of the hideous tacky shit from Versace's collection for H&M, but that idea was crushed into fine powder and snorted up by Donatella Versace after she refused to let size 6 fatties represent the Versace brand. That's right. If you want to be photographed wearing a skirt that looks like it was made from the curtains of a HoJo's in Boca, your body better be thinner than my will to live when I stare at Donatella's Shroud of Turd face for too long.
The NYDN says that when they presented the idea of showing off the collection on the size 0 to 6 bodies of New York types, H&M told them to hold that thought, because they had to get Versace's permission first. H&M didn't think Donatella would approve it since she's made it clear that she doesn't want "real women" modeling the collection. The NYDN sent H&M pictures of the women they wanted to use. H&M was right, because Donatella declared that all but one of the women didn't fit "Versace's branding."
You'd think that Donatella would bend her cunt rules a bit since: 1) Her daughter Allegra has suffered from anorexia for years; and 2) Ugly hos, fat hos, skinny hos, pretty hos and all of the other kinds of hos shop at H&M. But Donatella has a reputation as a nightmare-hearted cretin to uphold.
If Donatella let non-skinny people with non-alien faces wear Verace in a photo shoot, Kunty Karl would banish her from the Death Eaters' lair forever. Then Donatella would be so upset that she'd eat actual food instead of human souls and she'd eventually turn into a normal person whose heart beats and who thinks reasonable thoughts. We don't want this! Cunts like Donatella make our world go round.
Oh, and is Donatella wearing brown lip liner in that picture or did the person who anal bleaches her mouth miss a spot? If it's brown lip liner, ten glamour points for Donatella. If it's her anal bleachers' fault, KILL HIM!
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I take it you guys have seen this f*ckery? It's an ad for this line, directed by Jonas Ackerlund. It gives a lot of insight into what they think of fashion models:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0AfCTsxA0&feature=related
You can only imagine what they think of us "real people."
Now I think I'M going to vomit...
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I've actually heard more then once that she's very nice.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:36pm.
No, but it would be a lot closer to death it since I would be overweight, out of shape and unhealthy at that size.
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Bitch, please.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:39pm.
In trying to find pics of her prior to looking like....this I came across some photo of her on a beach, nekkid, skinny as a rail.
Were those of her?
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no, some european countess or something. those pics are gruesome.
In trying to find pics of her prior to looking like....this I came across some photo of her on a beach, nekkid, skinny as a rail.
Were those of her?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:32pm.
I'd rather be a size 16 than have a face that goddamn hideously fucking ugly. What a fucking waste of life.
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No, but it would be a lot closer to death it since I would be overweight, out of shape and unhealthy at that size.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:50pm.
Bitch, please. You know she was just worried that if a "normal" woman wore her clothes it would reveal what we already know -- this shit is tacky and nothing special. You know something sucks when you need all kinds of special effects and a supermodel to make your shit look decent.
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Still looks like shit though, cheap and nasty. Be it on a hanger or a fattie those clothes are shit. End of.
And her face reminds me oh those horror movie characters that have had their faces melted off, especially when she smiles.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:24pm.
Congrats on losing the weight! 12 is a perfectly normal size.
I will take my size 12 any day then have a face like that. You can change your weight, you can't fix ugly. No wonder why her daughter has an eating disorder, she has this as her mother.
Thanks for the nightmares tonight, MK. That face, lord jebus, it's fuuuug.
stuck up snotty freaky looking beeyotch. those H&M clothes are ugly. freak couldn't pay me to wear that crap on the street.
Submitted by Crotch Roulette on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:13pm.
Yes, yes, and THANK GOODNESS she didn't get those "Jewish ass and thighs". Just a ripped back, toned arms and perfect ass.
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I'd rather be a size 16 than have a face that goddamn hideously fucking ugly. What a fucking waste of life.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I hate this bitch. Women are insecure at ALL sizes, and it's largely due in part to the fashion industry.
She could be the twin of Victoria Gotti. Lindzey Lohan this could be your future face.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by igloosrus on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:07pm.
If Keith Richards was a woman
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lol!
If only Gianni had been alive, we wouldn't have to see that lizard like face of hers. Her poor daughter :( I'm a size 12 (I was 17 before), and I honestly don't want to be any smaller than 7 or 8, is that weird? I was once a 3, and I was just as insecure then I was when I was a 17. At least now I have tits and an ass, I didn't like having none of it when I was skinny.
Other than the pretty bright colors and that furry vest, her H&M collection is butt ugly. Like someone said before, her best dress ever was worn by Jennifer Lopez.
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Submitted by Crotch Roulette on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:13pm.
Why don't they get PLS to model for them with her superior arms and her great karate ass?
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Why don't you give it a rest? Don't you have homework to do before your mother lets you watch the Brady Bunch marathon or something?
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Submitted by Crotch Roulette on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:13pm.
Or they could get the alt to model for them, since her and DV are basically twins
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are there sizes below 0?? news to me...anyway, i guess i shouldn't judge...she is so fucking stunning herself, she clearly knows what's hot.
are there sizes below 0?? news to me...anyway, i guess i shouldn't judge...she is so fucking stunning herself, she clearly knows what's hot.
I take my size 6 ass to Target for my more inexpensive stuff. I've been a grad student for about a million years now and have zero dollars in my clothing budget. Some of the Target dresses and skirts have gotten me SO many compliments and they last. Whenever I set foot in an H&M my size immediately goes up at LEAST one size and everything fits oddly so I find myself stomping out in frustration, lol .
Submitted by Deb: "On the subject of Donatella's nose: ...Did she have it deliberately set that way so that she could always smell her breath without breathing into her hand? So many questions."
AH HA HAHAHHAHA!
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:06pm.
@angel_i/ Thanks for the research, but I must caution against staring too long at images of this woman. It could do permanent damage!
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It changed me, that's fersure.
And LOL@ME: yeah I guess if you gotta look like a man it's better to look like a rock star who's semi-in-touch with his feminine side;p
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:58pm.
I generally like H&M but their fall collection this year is fabulous!! I got tons of stuff there, wear it all the time and it's holding up really well.
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I haven't had much chance to wear any nice fall stuff yet. Le sigh. It's 80 degrees today.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
Holy hell, if she doesn't look like a man now, she sure as heck looked like one 21 years ago!
Donatella herself doesn't fit "Versace branding." She's very ugly and about 40 years older than any of the models. Uncle Wally says she should stay away from the cameras - I think she should resign because clearly out of her own demographic.
If Keith Richards was a woman.....
@angel_i/ Thanks for the research, but I must caution against staring too long at images of this woman. It could do permanent damage!
It probably was a combination of botched rhinoplasies and the coke eroding the cartiladge.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
@Deb: One late night I was sifting through Donatella pics trying to figure out what the hell had happened there and the more pictures I saw, the more confused I got. The best I can bet is that she's had several too many surgeries and a coupla those may have been botched:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WU_5Ua6XksE/ThDH4CB0GpI/AAAAAAAADdo/wlc2z6cWo1...
Maybe her nose DID collapse...it would totally make sense...I think....
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She was Val Kilmers twin?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:59pm.
@Deb: One late night I was sifting through Donatella pics trying to figure out what the hell had happened there and the more pictures I saw, the more confused I got. The best I can bet is that she's had several too many surgeries and a coupla those may have been botched:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WU_5Ua6XksE/ThDH4CB0GpI/AAAAAAAADdo/wlc2z6cWo1...
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How the hell did she buck-ify her teeth?? Where do you go to get somebody to fuck up your grill?And who gets a nosejob to make themselves look like they've taken one too many punches to the face? That is some straight up Eurotrash fuckery.
Uh, not for nothing, but she should stay away from the business end of cameras. She does that, well, then we'll keep the fatties away from her clothes. Promise.
As a size six and then some I kindly thank her for excluding me. For the first time ever I'm grateful for my curves.
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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:48pm.
She's an excellent candidate for a burka.
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She's an excellent candidate for a closed casket. It's high time these pretentious assholes get a dose of their own horseshit.
@Deb: One late night I was sifting through Donatella pics trying to figure out what the hell had happened there and the more pictures I saw, the more confused I got. The best I can bet is that she's had several too many surgeries and a coupla those may have been botched:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WU_5Ua6XksE/ThDH4CB0GpI/AAAAAAAADdo/wlc2z6cWo1...
Maybe her nose DID collapse...it would totally make sense...I think....
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I generally like H&M but their fall collection this year is fabulous!! I got tons of stuff there, wear it all the time and it's holding up really well.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by snowpeen on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:17pm.
Ugh I was checking out the Versace stuff on the H&M website and it's all over the top, tacky and too expensive for anything I'd buy at H&M! I go there for cheapo cloths
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Where are you supposed to wear that sh*t? You'd get kicked out of the office and if you wore it to a club you'd never get a hook up, so what's the point?
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I guess you wear it as the ultimate tragic hipster, fitting in nowhere, understood by noone. Too damn hip to live, yet remaining undead, like Donatella.
Someone with a face like a dead baboon's ass that has been baking in the sun has no right to hate anyone who would pay money for that ugly shit and actually be seen wearing it on the street. Ugh.
I'd like to correct my earlier post, it was a shit load of ARMANI, not fucking Versace.
I feel so much better now.
Carry on.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:37pm.
Dear Lord1 Valentino looks like a tandoori-faced Count Dracula.
On the subject of Donatella's nose: Did it collapse into that position from cocaine abuse? Was she a boxer at some point? Did she have it deliberately set that way so that she could always smell her breath without breathing into her hand? So many questions.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She looks like Kunty Karl in drag and SHE has the balls (I think she really has balls) to to declare people size 6 and over unacceptable???
Bitch, everything about you is unacceptable. Your clothes have been the preferred brand of call girls and drug lords for years.
HOLD THE BLEACH!!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:47pm.
*orders these neon leopard print underoos for Jacko http://www.hm.com/us/versace#collection/mens/6101_webb_54*
LOL, oh my thank you!! they will be a nice addition to my spandex collection!
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GTL LOL I love how the "Quick Look" is right over the peen
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Bitch, please. You know she was just worried that if a "normal" woman wore her clothes it would reveal what we already know -- this shit is tacky and nothing special. You know something sucks when you need all kinds of special effects and a supermodel to make your shit look decent.
@Jack - and we know which one you pulled ;-)