Wednesday, November 16th 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!


This clip looks like it was dug up from the local news archives of the last century and so that means this is the original I QUIT THIS BITCH send-off. News reporter Joyce Evans puts on her serious journalist voice, takes a beat and drops it while saying the line that 99% of us say whenever we're in front of a police joint. YAAAASSSSSS!

This classic shit reminds me of the time I volunteered at the hospital my mom worked at answering phones. I picked up the phone, put on my serious receptionist voice, listened to some crazy ho go off about her appointment time, calmly told her to hold, thought I put her on hold (I didn't) and then turned to one of the office assistants and said, "This bitch is crazy!" When I got back on the phone, my ears heard the words, "This crazy bitch is about to get you fired." Whoops! My candy striper dreams killed by a "bitch" out of my own mouth.

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"Channel 12 is ridiculously insular and kow-towy to the rich folk."

And what's wrong with that? *Revs SUV*

Sarah Smile

play, stop, rewind.. replay - repeat

Echo27's picture

Mama Bear, I am also from north Jersey and think Chuck and Sue are the gold standard. Don't even get me started on Maurice DuBois, because I love that motherfucker, too. I live in Seattle now and I hate the news out here. The newscasters are like robots.

Starr07's picture

Awsomeness! And just the way she said it, nose crinkled up and all...superb.

Dog's picture

Mama Bear and Sarah Smile:

I love me some Chuck and Sue.

Channel 12 is ridiculously insular and kow-towy to the rich folk.

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The Sue Simmons thing is FANTASTIC. Absolutely hilarious. Can you imagine how embarrassed she must've been?

Sarah Smile

"Fairfield County is like the poor relation on the New York news. They extensively cover NY and NJ but not CT."

Oh, my God - have you been eavesdropping on me and my husband? We say the same thing all the time! It was particularly obvious during Hurricane Irene. I was like "Do I seriously have to go to Channel damn Twelve to get my local news?"

Sarah Smile

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:40am.

This is almost as good as Sue Simmons turning to Chuck Scarborough and growling "And what the fuck are YOU doing?". She was kidding but it was still funny. If you know who Chuck Scarborough is you know how mild-mannered he is which was why it was so funny. Okay, you had to be there.
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I'm from north Jersey so I was raised on Sue and Chuck and that is my favorite. I always thought she was so polished and to hear her go off was just awesome.

unemployed_bum's picture

This clip is right up there with the Bill Bonds drunk, on-air antics. Gawd bless local news.

angel_i's picture

LOL! Nice.

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hotmess119's picture

I love her. I want to send her one of those fancy fruit arrangements.

Echo27's picture

Love this bitch!

sillykat's picture

I'll be playing that everyday before I leave work.

agirl's picture

Hee! Love MK's stories!!!

Hilarious

She's like her in mid to late 50s now and works for Fox in Philadelphia sans accent

CokeyBloke's picture

You know MK has dazzled when the HSOTD is so fucking amazing you just know it's the best thing that's going to happen all day. Back to bed.

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Submitted by sonne on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:14am.
Her "news person" accent is better than JR's english accent. Hot slut Queen of the day!
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My thoughts exactly.

She NEEDS to win the HS annual award!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:04am.
I say that every day when I leave my second job as a volunteer day shift stripper for the blind at the Cougar Loft.

ROTFLMAO!

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sonne's picture

Her "news person" accent is better than JR's english accent. Hot slut Queen of the day!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:08am.
coco - I love that guy!! He's got a bunch of videos... they are usually labeled "Roving Reporter blah blah blah" funny shit!

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Oh man. Now I'll get nothing done today. lol

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coco - I love that guy!! He's got a bunch of videos... they are usually labeled "Roving Reporter blah blah blah" funny shit!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I say that every day when I leave my second job as a volunteer day shift stripper for the blind at the Cougar Loft.

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Wow, I think this Hot Slut is currently an anchor on Fox in Philadelphia. She still has a "take-no-shit" kind of demeanor.

cocoebert's picture

Almost as hot as this hot slut:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8USm7sABI

Nanners's picture

Holy Shit that was crazy good!! I'll be watching that clip for the rest of the week.

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Dog's picture

Hekki, I was but not now. Fairfield County is like the poor relation on the New York news. They extensively cover NY and NJ but not CT. We now live in extreme SE Connecticut. So yeah, I love Sue and Chuck.

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suckandfuck's picture

HAHAHA OH NO! NOT FIRED FROM THE JOB THAT PAYS ME ZERO DOLLARS AN HOUR!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

christine the hoff's picture

Holyee fucking shit, that was HOT. About like I would say.... love her!

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Whamo's picture

Quick and to the point, pull the rip cord and bail the fuck out.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Now THAT is a hot slut!!

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Hekki's picture

MK, I LOVE your stories.

Dog, are you in the NY metro area?

ON TOPIC: This bitch cracked me up. She's a hot slut for sure.

Dog's picture

This is almost as good as Sue Simmons turning to Chuck Scarborough and growling "And what the fuck are YOU doing?". She was kidding but it was still funny. If you know who Chuck Scarborough is you know how mild-mannered he is which was why it was so funny. Okay, you had to be there.

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www.charitywater.org

www.theanimalrescuesite.com

www.modestneeds.org

Dog's picture

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hot!

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