Mariah Yeater Still Wants Justin Bieber's DNA
This morning, Beliebers that have been in the fetal position ever since this Mariah Yeater mess started tried to get out of the fetal position after learning that she dismissed her paternity lawsuit, but then they remembered one important thing: they can't get out of the fetal position! They're fetuses! They're always in the fetal position!
Well, now they can really really stay there. Mariah did take back the paternity suit, but only because she wants to keep all the details away from the media she whored herself out to. Mariah's new lawyer Jeffrey Leving is currently trying to get Justin to suck on a swabstick and hand over his DNA for testing. Leving told People that it's so much easier to scam Justin Bieber's lunch money from him without the courts involvement:
"We're negotiating with Bieber's counsel, to reach a confidentiality agreement and to get private testing and results. Yes, of course I believe my client's allegations. I can't comment on whether she has physical evidence or not.I just spoke to Mariah today, someone was recently stalking her. She is happy that she changed her number so she's not getting death threats by phone. She's a young 20-year-old mother who now has to worry about her safety and her child's. It's a lot for any woman that age to handle?
Yes, it is a lot to handle and here's Mariah handling her new duties as a mother really well by pushing her kid into the cameras for his first staged photo shoot. White Oprah just shit out a tear at this precious moment.
But you know, earlier I said that I hope this baby turns out to be Justin's, but I don't mean that. I only said those things for dramatic purposes. I don't want baby Trystyn (Side whisper: Who in blue hell spells Tristan like that?) to grow a follicle bowl of addictive pheromones that turns every girl child into a foaming-at-the-mouth crazy. I don't want Trystyn to make songs that are basically musical rabies that infect the masses. As Tina Turner really meant to sing, we don't need another Bieber! We as a people have been tortured enough.
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Johnny Whitaker is the REAL father!
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She's a lying, dirty ho with nice cheekbones, a cute baby and herpes.
Instead of giving Lezbeaver all this free publicity to try and make him look like a 'man', they just need to get their asses to the lab and DNA test. That will put this shit to bed once and for all. It's all for fuckin publicity.
Can't wait until the kid gets older and reads about this shit. Wonder what her explaination will be?
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Harpo, who dis woman?
She must be Ol'livia, 'cause she ooooold.
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Looks like the commenting options are back to normal! That said, the kid looks nothing like Bieber, but who knows? And that woman looks older than me and I'm way past 20!
cute baby!!!!
I can’t believe how many people have been wrong about this.1- Justin is a flamer. 2 -The kid looks NOTHING like him. End of story.
I think you all are fools. That baby looks just like him!! She's a ginge, of course it's not going to look identical to him. That last picture especially, you can see it in his facial expression he's the daddy.
You can't blame the girl because she wasn't 100% sure who the father was and accused another guy of being the daddy. If her story is straight, she didn't know she was going to have sex with bieber at his concert so it's reasonable that she would have been banging another guy. I smell a cover-up. The truth WILL come out at some point, when the kid gets older and ppl realize how much he really does look like him. I can't believe you people can't see it.
Yes he's already givin "Dis woman crayzuh" face. Baby knows the deal.
He is such a cute baby... but he is so serious. My babies were always smiling! He probably already knows he's stuck with a psycho for a mom.
The saddest part is that baby is trying to gets him some nom noms and his mother is too busy doing her best meth faced zoolander to even bother holding his bottle up for him!
I cannot find it in me to care about this situation, but every time I see this trick's pic, I think it's Toni Collette!
Also, I know this is bitchy, but it seems that anyone named after a pop singer is bound to wind up a trashy nut-job.
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The baby looks just like him. It could be true.
Faces of Meth Woman and the Lesbeaver? I still haven't figured out how regular lesbionics work. (Don't no straight guy try to tell me. I've seen your porn, and no one touches a hole with long, manicured fingernails - unless he's hot.)
Submitted by LarryLestersBuns on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:26am.
Yes!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/justin-bieber-baby-mama-text-messages/
Must have been the ball bearings!
Re: Genetics are funky. Lots of babies are born with grey-blue eyes that change later. I thought my kids would be brown/hazel but they are blonde/blue. While the brown gene is dominant, if you have a recessive gene for blue/blonde it can pop up.
I think the evolutionary idea that newborns resemble their fathers so dad will recognize paternity and won't immediately want to bash it to death but instead take care of it and its mother has been debated over the years, but I must say that baby looks nothing like Justine. Maybe behaviorially, like thumb-sucking and watching Disney movies.
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by the way u guys, i have a theory who the real baby daddy is.
its justin's dad's baby. bieber senior spreads his dick to the ladies like its peanut butter on toast.
he knocked up justin's mum when she was just a little tart in some hick town and when he didnt pull out and found out his seed is growing inside some whacky shit bitch, he busted out of there, and bieber junior was raised by his grandparents cuz the mother was one of those tart hos who couldnt even tie her own shoe laces, let alone look after a baby.
but after bieber junior became famous, the dad magically re-appeared.
NOW FIRST DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT... because i will be ashamed to reveal how, because its not my fault, my niece decided to have a screening of the justin bieber movie at her birthday party.
and since my brain soak shit up like sponge, i remember all this shit alright.
ANYWHO... my theory is, bieber senior trick mariah, blind folded her and told her he would bring justin over... and in fact, it was him who banged mariah.
DONT BELIEVE ME?
Mariah looks very similar to Justin Bieber's mother... nuf said!
She would be the perfect mate for Carter "gittininnit like Dale Jr" Johnson. The hick just oozes from her, and who could resist a man in a coon skin cap?
That is a cute baby but his onsie is dirty. Not to mention she needs a manicure at the very least take off that chipped, multi-colored, hillbilly polish. Yeah, I'm certain he had sex with her in a bathroom...absolutely.
I hope that baby isn't his, but Usher was his mentor.
I'm confused. I thought Beiber was the father of January Jones's baby.
White people. Smh
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 5:13am.
I have to admit, I was sleeping for the most of my biology class, but one thing I remember is that brown eyes are dominant and blue & green ones recessive.
So when brown and green mates....the baby has blue eyes? I am sure there are exceptions and the gen pool plays a role here too, but I'm just saying ;)
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My sister has brown eyes and dark skin and curly dark brown hair and my brother-in-law has light brown hair and hazel green eyes and my neice has bleach blond hair, fair skin and big blue eyes so it's possible.
Also, out of all the Beiber fans that would probably sleep with him in .02 seconds, why the hell would he pick her? Just sayin'
Um, what the hell is going on with the formatting of this site? It's like crazy, yo!
She's only 20? She looks 40.
I have to admit, I was sleeping for the most of my biology class, but one thing I remember is that brown eyes are dominant and blue & green ones recessive.
So when brown and green mates....the baby has blue eyes? I am sure there are exceptions and the gen pool plays a role here too, but I'm just saying ;)
Seriously cute little boy.. Not a lot of his features match Bieber and not entirely convinced the Bieber is the daddy.. Maybe something happened and she truly believes he is the father... It will interesting to see what the outcome is..
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It's nice that she took all the rivets out of her face, combed her hair and toned down the crazy eyes and rage face for her photoshoot. Because this bitch does NOT look like this normally. The babeh is adorable but it's not the Biebs'.
I think she's either truly batshit crazy, got fucked by some guy at the concert and convinced herself it was him or thinks the longer she pulls this out, the more likely that she can get some payout to just go away. He pays her a couple hundred thousand, she says, "I made a mistake," and everyone gets to speculate forever about it. I think he's a weasel, but I agree with whoever said he's just not the daddy and he should sue the fuck out of this bitch and her lawyers who went on that crackhead Joy Behar's show and talked shit about him.
Don't know if it really looks like Justin, but that is one seriously cute baby. And the mother does not look that bad--I've certainly seen a lot worse. She has big, pretty eyes. She reminds me of a cross between Mischa Barton and that chick on "Castle"---Stana Katic, I think.
Whoa! Is this a new thing setup for Dlsited or did Angela finally manage to hack and overthrow the system?!?
Does anyone else think the baby looks just like him? I can see a serious resemblance. Maybe that's just the Maury fan in me talking.
JJJJJBBBBBBBBBBBBB is a hooooooe moooooooooooooow. The father of that baby is Levi Johnson or Kevin Federline
wow. trystyn. that's a name you get the shit beat out of you for. or maybe not. these days names are fucking horrible. just the other day my memaw was telling me so and so's kid is jayden, so and so's kid is hayden and so and so's kid is cayden. stop with the fucked up names already!
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On second thought: What the hell is up with this photoshoot? Isn't it a little early for a photoshoot?
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So, does this mean the out of court settlement is pending?
SO, the site is Under Construction? Or Destruction?
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PS: older commenters will note that this beeyotch also looks like Peggy Lipton. What a slutty way to launch one's reality show.
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Me thinks Carrot Top is the babydaddy. On my puter, that beebah's hair is pure ginge.
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What kind of father will he make if he doesn't even get that the knitted cap goes on the BABY'S head? I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing the baby's diaper too.
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Ooooh that is one cute bebeh but the poor thing has this "Help me, I'm screwed" look in some of those pics. What is with the nasty mattress photos? When the paid paps come to snap you need to at least bust out the new linens.
The site is fucked up and this bitch looks beat to hell for her age. (Don't tell me it's 'being pregnant"- being pregnant doesn't make your face look like you grew up in a Phillip Morris factory.)
Someone had an anecdote a few weeks ago where Justin was watching Disney movies and sucking his thumb. Well, look at thumbnail #12. The baby is doing it wrong but if he's sucking his fingers now, then in no time he'll be sucking his thumb. THAT is probably the biggest clue as to wether Justin is the father or not.
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Um, so a baby isn't physical evidence? Where did she find her counsel? In the U Totem parking lot?
Is this site fucked up or am I fucked up. Admittedly, I had 2 glasses of wine.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:36pm.
Which one of you sluts gave d-listed a virtually transmitted disease?
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LOL. Therein lies the subterfuge only two cray famewhore tweens can procure. Beiber and his nut ho committed said infection (you know they are a(n) alt acct here and on other sites, you know it). Process of elimination. The baby and us dl sluts is/are cleared of any wrongdoing by this post.
Eta - *hands out antibiotics and sanitizer just off the nature of this thread* But, okay, something tells me (the baby's nose and mouth are exactly like tweiber's) that she got paid off. Not altogether outruling this Disney punkbitch as the dad. Just something. *stumbles off*
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