Mariah Yeater Still Wants Justin Bieber's DNA
This morning, Beliebers that have been in the fetal position ever since this Mariah Yeater mess started tried to get out of the fetal position after learning that she dismissed her paternity lawsuit, but then they remembered one important thing: they can't get out of the fetal position! They're fetuses! They're always in the fetal position!
Well, now they can really really stay there. Mariah did take back the paternity suit, but only because she wants to keep all the details away from the media she whored herself out to. Mariah's new lawyer Jeffrey Leving is currently trying to get Justin to suck on a swabstick and hand over his DNA for testing. Leving told People that it's so much easier to scam Justin Bieber's lunch money from him without the courts involvement:
"We're negotiating with Bieber's counsel, to reach a confidentiality agreement and to get private testing and results. Yes, of course I believe my client's allegations. I can't comment on whether she has physical evidence or not.I just spoke to Mariah today, someone was recently stalking her. She is happy that she changed her number so she's not getting death threats by phone. She's a young 20-year-old mother who now has to worry about her safety and her child's. It's a lot for any woman that age to handle?
Yes, it is a lot to handle and here's Mariah handling her new duties as a mother really well by pushing her kid into the cameras for his first staged photo shoot. White Oprah just shit out a tear at this precious moment.
But you know, earlier I said that I hope this baby turns out to be Justin's, but I don't mean that. I only said those things for dramatic purposes. I don't want baby Trystyn (Side whisper: Who in blue hell spells Tristan like that?) to grow a follicle bowl of addictive pheromones that turns every girl child into a foaming-at-the-mouth crazy. I don't want Trystyn to make songs that are basically musical rabies that infect the masses. As Tina Turner really meant to sing, we don't need another Bieber! We as a people have been tortured enough.
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She looks like Mischa Barton. If the Biebs ever watched the OC and developed a crush, then I can see thi happening backstage.
The baby is a cutie. No matter the father, I hope the child is happy and well-loved.
She looks 35. If she did sleep with the Lesbeaver she is a pervert.
Are sweetas and Jack back in charge? Michael K your mom can't be back in town AGAIN.
Which one of you sluts gave d-listed a virtually transmitted disease?
What in the hell is wrong with this site?
Oh, I still that baby is adorable.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
not that I am defending her AT ALL but it seems 21 years ago when mariah carey hit it big, some country bumpkin named her baby after a teen idol. Apple dosn't fall far from the tree.....
I was thinking the kid looked very Canadian, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
um the baby looks very similar to bieber.
the last 2 thumbnails basically is the same face justin gives all the time.
i have a feeling maurie povich would say "justin bieber you ARE the father"
What in the jacked up fuck is wrong with this site?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sometimes I hit my glass weed pipe too hard, but did anyone else laugh at the spelling of “TRYSTan"? I mean, even if the baby doesn't belong to the Bieb, you just know the bathroom story is true. Meth is a helluva drug, and judging by her face, she was probably so high in that Chevron bathroom that she thought the cook from the iHOP was Justin Bieber.
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I think it's more likely that Rick Moranis is the father, anyway. At least of the baby pictured in the last two thumbs.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
If this is true, might as well sit on your favorite comfy chair, pour ya some DRAAANK and wait for the 4 Horseman to show up at your door.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 9:34pm.
What in Marg Helgenberger hell???? Mariah is 20? Come on now. If I can believe that Beebuur can do the nasty for 30 seconds, long enough so one of his little swimmers can create Beebuurbeelzebub, I can believe anything, but there's no way in hell that bitch is 20.
Worst liar since Jerry "I am not sexually attracted to young boys (yeah right)" Sandusky.
Just some towel snapping and horseing around...lying sack of shit!
Thanks for confirming. It looks scary in here. Even bebeh is sceeered!
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These site problems are the result of the Lord's righteous wrath against the heathen unBeliebers who chose to believe this story. (Biebercus 69:2)
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Those last 2 pics are the money shots. Kid has SAME damn expression as Bieber.
WTF D-listed? Why does it look like a fun house mirror in here?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by Hellraiser on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 9:30pm.
Is the D's site format fucked up or am I just high on Pamprin?
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Nope. It's fucked up. At first I thought it was my computer.
I'm not much of a baby person, but that is a SERIOUSLY cute kid. He looks like a Gerber baby. But that name! Eep.
What in Marg Helgenberger hell???? Mariah is 20? Come on now. If I can believe that Beebuur can do the nasty for 30 seconds, long enough so one of his little swimmers can create Beebuurbeelzebub, I can believe anything, but there's no way in hell that bitch is 20.
Worst liar since Jerry "I am not sexually attracted to young boys (yeah right)" Sandusky.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Is the D's site format fucked up or am I just high on Pamprin?
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Speaking of Lohans she should try to hook up with Michael Lohan, he's out on two years probation LOL! He loves redheads!
Dang! Baby is cute. Looks nothing like the Lesbeaver.
No way in hell is this bitch 20.
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I don't think Justin would invite this 40 year old backstage, never mind sink a torpedo in there.
I don't care if his mama is a meth whore groupie and his daddy might be a giant gay fetus, that baby is so adorable I wanna nom him up. Quick! Someone adopt him!
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She does look like Toni Colette. And this is such a gross (per Kelly been someone) story. First of all, he looks twelve and she twenty five. Isn't this statutory rape? I know, he is not twelve, but is he under 18? And the way she has gone about the whole thing is trashy to say the least. If this is true, he is gonna end up a mess in about three years, all drugged and sexed out. Sad. Too young, too much fame, freedom and money have rarely produced a good outcome.
This Mariah chick is most likely twenty in dog years, bow wow. No way is this a 'young' woman. Beiber is just a baby himself.He's the youngest looking 17 year old I've ever seen. Puberty may never arrive for him, and unless/until it does, he is shooting blanks.
* oh and off topic what the hell is with the site? It looked perfectly normal a while ago.
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Instead of suing the Beebs she needs to call Erin Brokovich and sue whatever chemical plant she lives near that's making her look like menopause is a few years away. Yikes.
That poor baby.
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That poor baby.
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That is a cuuuuuuutee baby!! Justin, wrap that shit up next time. Then your little ass won't have to sweat it.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:00pm.
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I'll take Jim J Bullock in the corner for the win, WTGOMGLOL.
Bitch is crazy.
Now, where is my cash and car, bitches?
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
She may still get her Bieber baby buggy bumpers after all.
That is a lovely baby. I love his little mouf.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I will agree with the statement that a lot of 20 year olds do look out of gas these days. It's a hard world we're livin in I guess.
I want to NOM NOM NOM on that cutie's cheeks. THE BAYBEE!! I'm thinking hometrick is just wanting attention and isn't really sure who the father is, but saying it's Justine's gets a girl some tabloid ink (for a while) and perhaps a reality gig. Talentless ho-bag's gotta do what talentless ho-bag's gotta do.
Yhis site's formatting needs a reboot with Patti Labelle's water bottle, yo.
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Fuck no. I say take that shit to court. If the kid ain't his, and he was tellin the truth, he needs to sue the shit out of that bitch. And this isn't coming from a Justin Beiber fan, I despise him, and all the lesbians that try to look like him. And if it is. Take that litt bratty douche to the cleaners. Either way this bitch is a whoremonger. If she truly cared about her kid, she wouldn't publize it like this. For that alone, I hope its not true. Reminds me of that one bitch who tried to claim Keanu Reeves was the father her grown as kids. Bitches be crazy, yall.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
LEAVE THE BEEB ALONE!
I hope that she can't cash her ticket out of the rat race. and that' me being nice!
the power of michael k compels you!
the power of michael k compels you!
I'd never seen her smile before. On top of everything, she has some chompers straight out of The Big Book of British Smiles.
Arghhhh! the baby is adorable. Justin is from my area so we produce some of the best!Shelooks older than him for sure.He'll have the money to support!!
That kid looks nothing like Justin Bieber. Someone forgot to tell Mariah that a guy can't father a kid until AFTER he goes through puberty.
This chick looks like she's auditioning for 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom with these pathetic photo ops. But she couldn't possibly audition for 16 and Pregnant since she looks like a 40year old former meth addict,who got clean so CPS wouldn't take her baby away.She'd def be perfect for the shows "40 and Pregnant" or "Old Ass Mom"
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
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This DNA test should be televised LIVE. IF the crazy bitch is lying CPS should be onsite to take the child from her stupid ass.
"If at first you don't succeed, reload, reload, RELOAD."
This site done went batshit. Wtf happened to the formatting here?? ONT: that baby doesn't even look like her. Good thing though, it looks to be a ginge. Yay!
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Looks around puzzled what am I doing in all these frames ? I feel like I'm on Hollywood Squares.
oh, and she needs to get some of Simon Pegg's DNA, because that cutie is definitely HIS.
All i have to say is what in hell is going on that 20yo bitches are looking so BUSTED these days? Too much cock? too much meth? a lot of the two combined? If you told me this ho was 40yo I would believe it a lot easier than the fact she is fucking 20yo! Damn!
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Isn't her 30 seconds of fame over with already? GG LOL@ a touch of the Lohans!
The baby is adorable.
The mother has very obvious lines around her mouth. I can't believe she's 20. No way.
that is one cute baby boy !!!