Why Do The Kuntrashians Hate Kristin Cavallari?
I know, the better question is: Why should you dip into your precious pile of fucks and give one to this flavorless fart of a non-story? Well, it's either that or you can continue trying to break the Guinness World Record for creating the longest Christmas Tree garland made out of paper clips. Yeah, since I put it that way. You better raid the supply closet behind the office manager's desk before they come back from their cry break in the bathroom.
Life & Style says that Scott Disick (phonetically pronounced: IS A DICK) hasn't been sitting with the Kardashian Kunts in the Dancing with the Shats audience to clap for one of their own, because Kourtney has banned him from most of the tapings. The reason being that there's only five chairs at their table and one goes to Kourtney, one goes to Pimp Mama Kris, one goes to Pimp Mama Kris' ego and two go to Kim's double Mount Doom ass. No, the reason is that before Kourtney got knocked up, Scott screwed on Kristin Calamariorhwatever from The Hill. So the Kardoucheians hate Kristin and Kourtney refuses to let Scott's gaze touch her arch rival. The source put it like this:
"While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin. Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin. Kourtney can't stand her now and didn't want Scott at show tapings. Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney. She and her sisters have called Kristin 'the whore bag' ever since."
HOLD THE WHORE! A bunch of talentless whores tried to insult a talentless whore by calling her a "whore bag" and the sheer hyporcrisy of this didn't create a gaping rapture hole bigger than the one that made Kim a star?! God better answer to that one.
And since when is "whore bag" an insult in the Kardashian family? I thought "whore bag" meant "I love you" in Kardashian talk. I mean, it's true that Kim knew her mother really appreciated her as a daughter when Pimp Mama Kris pinched her ass cheeks and said, "You did good, you big whore bag," after she made her first million from Vivid.
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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:23pm.
I bet Kourtney was also seeing other people. Women are ridiculous some times. My friend separated from her husband and said that she wished he'd just hook up with X to prove that he might have a thing for X. So while separated he went out one night and went to second base with X. The girl went crazy. Said he was a cheater, told everyone her "husband" cheated on her blah blah blah. They're still separated and now she's having one night stands and dating multiple men (and having sex with them) at once and if the husband every comes up she calls him her "ex-husband" (they're nowhere near divorced). But in her mind NOW they're really, REALLY separated, so it's okay. But back then, they were what, not separated for real? Seriously, some women are just drama queens about what the man does but whores in what they do.
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YES I completely AGREE! I have a friend that abandoned her husband and then called it a "separation", so after 2 months the guy starts dating someone else. This girl loses her mind and starts calling EVERYONE and rewritting history by saying that HE had cheated on her for a year and a half and that she was glad she had left him. Huh? There is no proof of him cheating but since he started seeing someone else after she told him she didn't want to be with him all of a sudden he was cheating the whole time. I think they just want to find a reason to divorce or leave the guy but don't want to own their hoish ways.
hah, you're absolutely right. and it's scary how much this resembles my last break-up...i'm a cliche!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:58am.
Anyway, regarding the whole, "We're not together now, but I own his dick." thing...women are SO stupid when it comes to that. In a dude's mind, a break is a break UP. Meaning, he's free to to stick his dong in anything with a pulse, and you are free to sit on the couch eating Haagen Daz and watching Bridget Jones while wearing one of his old shirts that you spritzed with his cologne. Women don't get that. Kourtney probably WAS banging, but would never have admitted it to anyone, because how can you look like the injured party when you are also taking part in a man meat buffet?
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Funny calling her a slut. That new show of Kourtney and Kim should be called Slut Sister and Sluttier Sister Take New York.
Hope everyone boycotts that show on November 27 and they get poor ratings and get cancelled. I will not watch that show ever again and put money in their pockets.
Honestly, I think one of the Kardewshians stole this chick's ass and absorbed it into their own. We all know which one.
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I also love Kristin. I've liked her since Laguna Bitch. *typo and it stays* I actually don't find her boring....Lauren Conrad? THAT bitch is boring, and yet stuck up her own ass.
Anyway, regarding the whole, "We're not together now, but I own his dick." thing...women are SO stupid when it comes to that. In a dude's mind, a break is a break UP. Meaning, he's free to to stick his dong in anything with a pulse, and you are free to sit on the couch eating Haagen Daz and watching Bridget Jones while wearing one of his old shirts that you spritzed with his cologne. Women don't get that. Kourtney probably WAS banging, but would never have admitted it to anyone, because how can you look like the injured party when you are also taking part in a man meat buffet?
Things are kinda like this with my *ex* husband. (We're not divorced, not even legally seperated, but we haven't set eyes on each the three years I've been in Japan). The day I told him I wanted a divorce was the day I was done caring about what he does with his penis. Kourtney should have adopted the honey badger don't give a fuck attitude...she would have enjoyed the break much more if she had.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." Did Team KunTrashians feel this way towards Kristen while she was being jackhammered with Brody's peen?
"....A bunch of talentless whores tried to insult a talentless whore by calling her a "whore bag" and the sheer hypocrisy of this didn't create a gaping rapture hole bigger than the one that made Kim a star?! God better answer to that one." -Mk
FKING THIS. So what up, "God"?!? Riddle us this mess please. *waiting patiently for your explanation*
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:41pm.
Are Scott and Kourtney married? I seem to think they're not.
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As far as I know that's correct. Not married. For SOME reason, neither of them want to. I can think of a whole bunch, achally.
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I haven't watched the KKKartrashians in a while but as far as I can tell, they're still unmarried. There was this epi where Pimp Mama Kris bitched out Kourtney and Scott for not tying the knot, saying it goes against "everything she believes in" as a "Christian" and "family tradition." Kris hated Scott for a while but it appeared like they were on the mend (of course, it's probably all a bullshit act, anyway). If this really bothers Kris that much, I hope Kourt gets knocked up five more times by Scott Is A Dick. Laffs would ensue.
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I bet Kourtney was also seeing other people. Women are ridiculous some times. My friend separated from her husband and said that she wished he'd just hook up with X to prove that he might have a thing for X. So while separated he went out one night and went to second base with X. The girl went crazy. Said he was a cheater, told everyone her "husband" cheated on her blah blah blah. They're still separated and now she's having one night stands and dating multiple men (and having sex with them) at once and if the husband every comes up she calls him her "ex-husband" (they're nowhere near divorced). But in her mind NOW they're really, REALLY separated, so it's okay. But back then, they were what, not separated for real? Seriously, some women are just drama queens about what the man does but whores in what they do.
Oh, dear Lord (in whom I don't believe) PLEASE make me STOP wanting to fuck Scott "The S is Slient" Disick.
*dabs holy water behind ears*
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Submitted by LMA618 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:16pm.
Scott looks like a roofier. Like if you had drinks with Scott, you would wake up the next morning with no memory but your ass would smell like Jergens. He's a shifty bitch. He belongs with the Kardashian clan.
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Submitted by LMA618
Scott looks like a roofier.
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Na, most of them are beaners these days.
A slutbag maybe not a whorebag!
These people are such an embarrassment to America.
Nothing like a FAMILY OF WHORE BAGS calling someone ELSE out for being one also! POT MEET KETTLE.
As much as those hos annoy me,I have never seen or plan to watch any of the kardashian krap. Instead of signing a petition, everyone should practice their first amendment right and change the channel, simply do not watch it!
People, here's No More Kardashian Petition, asking E! Entertainment to stop the Kardashian reality show.
It has 77,000 signatures right now!
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/no-more-kardashian.html
I call bullshit on this fabricated piece of who gives a fuck. Kristin has been good friends with Kourtney since the days when she was humping her stepbrother, Brody (so sad that I know this but I exist... they are everywhere). This is just a sad excuse to keep their names in the press and have Rob win dancing with the dlisted.
If I would've known about this while she was on there I would've prgrammed her vote for me # to speed dial & had everyone I know vote to keep her on! Team Kristin.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why is Kristin Cavalarri even still relevent? This girl was and always will be a certified whore, she doesn't even try to hide it (which I actually commend her for). Going all the way back to Laguna beach, she was always "hooking up" with someone,especially if they had a boyfriend,its like she got off on it. No surprise her engagement didn't last, who was she trying to fool? Once a whore always a whore.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
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If Scott were to dump Kourteney for Kristen and marry her and stay married for at least 73 days, you just know PMK's head would explode. Not to mention if they had a baby girl (you just know that PMK wanted Mason to be a girl so that she could start pimping out the next generation).
** cackling evily ** Now, how can we make that happen?? :D
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@Hekki: When I do, it's a pure fascination with these freaks. I can NOT figure out what makes them tick...besides money. It seems that's all it is. They are so wrapped up in being rich and famous that that's all there is to them....when the show first started I thought both Kourtney AND Khloe had a chance at being human someday but not anymore, especially after Kourtney took Scott back when it was really obvious she was pressured, mainly by her exposure, to keep the "family" together andOH.EM.GEE when Khloe adopted that baby voice around Lamar, that's when I knew it was really over for them. I really do think Bruce is a nice guy but also a giant, walking vagmitized, pussy-whipped Mother Theresa complex, poor guy.
And this wedding. Like WTF, people?!? You are beyond ridonkulous when you've turned your whole life into a soap opera...it's a REAL soap opera - just as fake and they be livin it 24/7. Shouldn't we be hospitalizing people like that?
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:58am.
First of all, who says Kristen even WANTS his creepy ass?
Second of all, banning him from the show isn't going to make him faithful.
Thirdly, forbidding a man (or anyone) from doing something just makes it more attractive.
Fourth, acting that way just shows what a jealous insecure twit you are and gives the other person a handy button to push the next time they want to get to you. She's showing her hand BIG TIME.
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I feel bad commenting on all your stuff but I can't stop agreeing with you, haha. He obviously has impulse control issues. He can't stop drinking, she's always telling him he can't go places because there will be alcohol..he goes anyway, he drinks anyway. The more she tells him not to do something, the more he wants to do it. I don't know why anybody would want to be with a man they have to babysit anyway, especially when you have your own baby to take care of.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:10pm.
angel_i: Thanks for answering that for me.
So maybe they're not married because Scott won't sign a pre-nup. And anyway Kris wants Kourtney free and clear to marry whatever big athlete she recruits and dupes as soon as she's done managing the mess Kim made. (*sigh* a pimp/mother's work is never done!) Kris is annoyed with Kourtney because she's not pulling her weight, profit-wise, and is actually sucking up too many resources with that kid and babydaddy she attached to the franchise.
Now, KIM is the STAH and she could attract all the sponsors for a profitable wedding event. Kim has the biggest ass. Kim is prettier. Kim has a head for business. Kim is willing to do what it takes to be a STAR! She puts her all into every enterprise. Kim, Kim, KIMMMM!
Maybe I should actually watch the show some time.
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So true. In one of the episodes, her two youngest girls pretended they were going to hire Disick as their manager because their mom is "too busy with Kim." Everything is about Kim because she is the cash cow. Kourtney is a waste to them because she refuses to follow the formula.
I wonder what Scott does while the ladies are off watching DWTS. Wouldn't it be funny if PMK installed spyware that revealed that he's whacking off to internet photos of Kristin?
Nah. It's probably photos of dead babies or something.
"Whore!" says the woman who let a man piss on her in a sex tape. Right.
I don't like any of these people, but I can at least respect Kristin because she is a bitch and has never pretended to be anything else. The Kardashians are so fake and pretentious it's hard to watch them for five minutes.
I actually ended up watching some of the episodes with Humphries in it because of my little sister and I actually felt sorry for the guy. He's just a goofy guy who was trying to have fun and Kim had to fucking cry about everything and her whole family talked about him when he wasn't around. He should be thankful he's getting out.
angel_i: Thanks for answering that for me.
So maybe they're not married because Scott won't sign a pre-nup. And anyway Kris wants Kourtney free and clear to marry whatever big athlete she recruits and dupes as soon as she's done managing the mess Kim made. (*sigh* a pimp/mother's work is never done!) Kris is annoyed with Kourtney because she's not pulling her weight, profit-wise, and is actually sucking up too many resources with that kid and babydaddy she attached to the franchise.
Now, KIM is the STAH and she could attract all the sponsors for a profitable wedding event. Kim has the biggest ass. Kim is prettier. Kim has a head for business. Kim is willing to do what it takes to be a STAR! She puts her all into every enterprise. Kim, Kim, KIMMMM!
Maybe I should actually watch the show some time.
Hekki! That post was hysterical!
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:47pm.
lololol hey, my left cheek is jealous!
And ita, Kristen what the HELL were you thinking leaving your drink with Scott?? Has your bohole healed? So many questions.
*high fives LMA618*
The giant whores calling the skinny whore a whore.
And are all the Whoretrashians planning to be on Dancing with the Whodatts?
Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:51pm.
I can't stand 99% of these reality chics, but I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Kristin. I think she is totally cool and gorgeous! I always wanted her to beat up Lauren Conrad and certainly loved when she snagged Justin Bobby Trendy or whatever his name is from FrAudrina!
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Ceiling eyes had the dumbest looks whenever Justin Bobby would be falling all over Kristen but would treat her like shyt. I'm sorry but girls that chase after douchebags baffle me. I mean dude crapped on you on TV and u still playing the fool girl you get no sympathy
TEAM KRISTEN 4 LIFE! LOL
For whatever reason I have always like Kristen...probably b/c she's such a bitch and she owns that shyt! She never EVER tries to pretend like she's nice not even once. So therefore I can appreciate her. She's like that one bitch friend that we all have, you know the one where everyone around you is like "Why are you friends with her, she's such a bitch" and all you can say is "I don't know bitch is funny to me". LOVE KRISTEN.
But the f*cking Armenian devils! Boo on them...How dare they try to call someone else a whore?!! I mean I would maybe let Kourtney and that sasquatch bitch Khloe say but it those words better not had left the lips of that piss licker KIM. POT MEET KETTLE. Bitch really!!! and you know what I take back on Khloe too b/c Lamar was fully with someone else before her snatch of doom latched on to him. Ugh when will these farts in the wind just blow away already.
#DONE!
Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:51pm
BTW, I don't think Kloe is a Kardashian.
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I don't think Khloe is human. I want to see the DNA test and the receipts.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:41pm.
Are Scott and Kourtney married? I seem to think they're not.
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As far as I know that's correct. Not married. For SOME reason, neither of them want to. I can think of a whole bunch, achally.
On a completely different note. This shit is so middle ages, standing around in the street watching whores call each other whores. Somehow I think it's kinda too bad we found a cure for syphilis. Just knowing someone with syphilis could browbeat the whore right outta ya back in the day.
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"HOLD THE WHORE!" indeed. LMAO!
Scott Whatshisdick could not be any smarmier.
And Kristin is with Jay Cutler? The QB with all the intensity, skill, and charm of an over-boiled cabbage leaf? I'm sure he'll be as good to her as he will be to Bears fans.
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*slaps sweetas on the bum*...what?! I thought that we were slapping bums.
and I am still wondering if she could recall the "hook up" because that would take a shit load of beer. A.shit.load.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I can't stand 99% of these reality chics, but I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Kristin. I think she is totally cool and gorgeous! I always wanted her to beat up Lauren Conrad and certainly loved when she snagged Justin Bobby Trendy or whatever his name is from FrAudrina!
I think Kourtney is jealous of any woman b/c most are better looking and less whiney.
BTW, I don't think Kloe is a Kardashian with that slutty Mom! Her looks are too different....as if her dad was a tall blonde.
Are Scott and Kourtney married? I seem to think they're not.
I'm having a good time pondering the dynamics of this situation, without knowing too much about it. But it all boils down to this: They're a pack of vile opportunists and I'm glad not to associate with people like this in real life.
sigh, no more Whoretrashians...pretty please!!! But no one tops the whore tree like the Whoretrashians...too many people hate these fucktards...on a happy note, my kitties are spayed and now only have five more to go!! Yeah, I am a hoarder of the pussy variety...(ha!)..in more ways than one...at least in my head, but they all be homeless and end up on my doorstep, knocked up, in my front yard in a tree, seems like word got around my neighborhood and all the kittys run to my yard...not for my milkshake, but for the good kitty food I leave out. I try to give them away, but noone likes da pussays! But seriously, what is up with all the doggie lovers, which I am too, but there seems to always be so many more cats...it is heartbreaking! Anyhow, done ranting, just wanted to divert from the depressing Whoretrashians!
Nice shark eyes Scott, you creepy mofo. *slaps Kristin* What? I thought you were into masochism.
lmao jacko!! LET MAH CALAMARI GO!!
Where can I sign up to get these whores off t.v I clicked on one of the links someone posted n it says it's no longer available. WTF?
PSL, what that was that was? I couldn't open it last night! Hee. I signed it.
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Scott is taking one for the whore team .....anything to get the attention off the biggest whorebag Kimmy
I want Kristin to kick those Kuntrashian skanks right in their teeth...
*stops making clip xmas trees* Hold the whore!!! ahahahahahaa LMFAO!!!
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Replies with: HOLD THE WHORE, Regards, Chirio
I really didn't like Kristin on that show the OC right or whatever the fuck. thought she was the bitch. but then I said...hmmm she might be bitchy because all of em bitches are jealous of her since she went away from that show. saw her on DancingWTS and thought she was cute and kind of humble. Scott is a whore anyway. and the kakashians...I can't with them at this moment or ever!!!
Coma Caca!
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damn. how drunk was kristin?
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Co-sign all statements so far. My opinion of Kristin went down for hooking up with Scott Is-a-Dick, but that fact making the Kardashians hate her make my opinion go back up again, so basically this whole story is a wash for Kristin Calamari. What we really need to know is what L.C. thinks about all this.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE WHORE! ahhahahaha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.