Bitch Got Caught: The Mariah Yeater Edition
This is why little ass girls should leave the big cons to the Alexis Carringtons of the world who have trained their whole lives in the craft of scheming and would never make an amateur bitch mistake like this one right here. Alexis would spit at Mariah Yeater out of disgust, but sheiks buy vials of her saliva with diamonds and she's not going to waste a drop on a dumb bitch who can't scheme.
Yesterday, Mariah Yeater's new lawyer confirmed that his client pulled her paternity case against Justin Bieber to start private settlement negotiations with the world's most famous yodeling fetus. Mariah still swore that Justin Bieber bareback boned a bag of money into her uterus and asked him once again to take a DNA test. But now it seems like her entire get-rich-quick scheme has come crashing down like a balloon with no boy in it. One of Mariah's friends sold her the hell out by giving TMZ a bunch of text messages where she says that some other dude named Robbie is the father of her baby and she wants him in her kid's life. Mariah also promises to give her friend a cut of the cash if he keeps his mouth shut. THE JIG JIG JIG IS UP!
The person to whom Mariah Yeater sent the text asked us to blur his name -- we'll call him John. He has been in touch with Yeater regularly ... even before the baby was born on July 6.In the text, Yeater pleads for John to "ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom." The text goes on to say that her mom sent John messages in the past, stating that baby Tristyn was fathered by Robbie -- an ex-boyfriend.
She then goes on to talk about giving John money if he cooperates: "Ill kick u when we get paid."
All of her texts end with Mariah Laci-- Laci is Mariah's middle name.
John tells us he's already shared this information with Howard Weitzman, Justin Bieber's lawyer.
Weitzman tells TMZ, "This information proves Mariah Yeater fabricated the story. Our independent investigation indicates Ms. Yeater never meet Justin, she has consistently identified another man as the child's father, and Ms. Yeater and her co-conspirators hatched this scheme in order to extort money from him and to sell her story to the media."
Weitzman adds, "There have been no settlement discussions and there never will be."
What kind of self-respecting gold digging con artist leaves a text trail? You're supposed to conduct all of your bribery (Biebery?) discussions in an empty steam sauna. That way nobody can wear a wiretap and your pores get cleansed in the process. I swear. Pimp Mama Kris, come and get this dumb dumb and teach her your con artist ways, because she's a skid mark on the profession. Unless.....
Maybe The Lesbeaver has already paid Mariah off and this is just the grand finale to wrap everything up and make it go away forever. That would mean Mariah is a master schemer after all. Nope, can't be. Any ho who spells the name Tristan "T-R-Y-S-T-Y-N" can't be that good.
Here's The Lesbeaver on the Spanish show El Hormiguero yesterday. You can laugh all you want, but you won't be spitting out HAHAs in a few months when that purple puppet is knocked up on the cover of HOLA! magazine and crying about how Justin scissored a baby into it in a backstage bathroom.
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If this girl had a shot at a decent future, she would have prevented this oopsie baby in the first place, or she would have aborted. Sorry, it's true.
Why the fuck was her mother texting this John person, anyway? Ugh, these people are the kind of white trash who go on "Judge Judy". I'm sure Mariah is a "college student", too. I'll bet you a million dollars the stupid babydaddy was banging a hundred other stupid young women just like this loser.
The really sad thing is that this girl is just looking for love and approval. And I'd bet a good portion of my imaginary fortune that she is mentally ill and/or a meth freak.
Silly ho.
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It's not that serious.
does that AA model over there have a penis? --->
on topic...mmmmkay
Coma Caca!
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I still think the whole thing was orchestrated by his publicist, along with all the times little girls were storming the malls where he was supposedly about to perform
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
Every time a Gold Digger fails a Republicunt gets a free hall pass. Someone slap this ho for further damaging our ecuntomy, please. The checks don't write themselves, y'know.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:29am.
Now is he going to sue her ass into the ground for fraud and defamation of character?
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Hello no! The little twink should reward her for telling the world he has a peen and knows how to use it! Like anyone believes that.
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HAHAHA!!! golddigging fail extraordinaire. Bitch should take a leaf from Octosana's Holy Bible of Golddiggery to see how this is done properly.
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These texts don't really prove he isn't the father, only DNA can do that. Where is the MFing DNA already? Seems waaaaay to shady that he is too busy to offer up DNA, the press dies down a bit, then this week the story bubbles up again. Coincidence that he has a new album out? Hmmmm. Team zero fucks to give.
Oh, and team get an education. Kids nowadays.... *hikes up granny panties*
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Now is he going to sue her ass into the ground for fraud and defamation of character? Civil and criminal suits? Or will that just make him look like a jerk - I mean, what could he get out of her, other than all the Aeropostale shirts and Wet 'n Wild eyeshadows she blew the Insider interview money on?
I'd like to see the pic of him hiking his pants back up. Tard.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
call CPS on this cum dumpster
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Serious question.
Is J Biebizzy a Crip or Blood?
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:23am.
that is some 1970's Mary Tyler Moore lookin shit right there...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Hopefully once his voice changes, his shelf life will greatly diminish.
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If you're gonna pull a con like this at least pick someone that has a cock.
WHY ARE HIS PANTS SO FAR DOWN IN THE LAST THUMB?!?
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Is MK gonna change this site to Bieblisted? Dang, this little fruit needs to pull his jeans up before the world sees his 3 pubic hairs. Twat.
dumb bitch shudda watch wild things 1, 2 or 3
to learn con game
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:15am.
What in hoppity hop hell is he DOING in those last three thumbs? Could he look more gay?
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Yes, if he had added a scarf:
http://data.whicdn.com/images/887061/Lights-Up-Empire-State-Building-Oct...
I have pretty much ignored this story, but how stupid can she be to put this shit in print? Of course his lawyers will try to prove she is lying.
what a dumbfuck.
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I just turned and walked away
I had nothing left to say
'Cause you're still the same
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This is why little ass girls should leave the big cons to the Alexis Carringtons of the world who have trained their whole lives in the craft of scheming and would never make an amateur bitch mistake like this one right here.
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OH-KAY - MK - I couldn't have said it better.
Punk ass - too many damn loose ends. Sooo embarrassing.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:15am.
What in hoppity hop hell is he DOING in those last three thumbs? Could he look more gay?
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Check out his pants sliding down to his knees in the last three thumbs. Douche thinks he's so cool.
This again? Ya, still completely fake, all of it. She's in on it too. Sick of this shit.
Lesbeaver, you will always be a freakish, mutated dancing mushroom from 'Fantasia'.
The only difference now is that if you ever get within running distance, I swear I will bitchslap the fuck out of you.
Don't care. Don't have a record, I'll get a slap on the wrist. And a medal.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
christine the hoff If only Bryan Singer was into little girls...
I am over this story. Go away. Both of you.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Gotdam, what gets me is this bitch is trying to make escándalo where there isn't one, and she's a horrid mother exposing her baby like that.
I feel sorry for the baby.
ugh. i just wish there were some way to prevent people like this from having children at all.
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What in hoppity hop hell is he DOING in those last three thumbs? Could he look more gay?
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spare us from assholes who spell names all fucked up and think it's kewl...
and I don't think Justin's uterus is strong enough to bear a child, someone else must be the dadddy.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Liar mouf. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
One would think that the Lesbeaver would welcome the opportunity to bring a new life into this world... and sell it to the highest bidder on eBay. (Yes, that means you, Miss Aniston. You gots the cash and the crazy! Go Crawford with it!)
"Don't know what he's been up to or WHERE HE AT, all he had to say to me is HE BEEN BUSY"
*stitches Mariah's fingers to her stomach*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Why doesn't his mother just give it up already and let him know he was born a girl?
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what a moron.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let "Robbie" be Robbie Williams!
No way this trick came up with the con on her own.