Take That, Lauren Pope!
Kate Middleton was shoved to the side and a new fashion icon of Britain was declared last night when TOWIE's Lauren Pope floated onto the red carpet at the Breaking Dawn premiere like a pristine panty-less goddess riding the satin crimson wave to sophistication. Lauren Pope became my new religion and I was ready to pray to her tonight while only wearing two pillow cases cinched together with a sweatpants drawstring, but then I came across a ginger flower that bloomed in the German section of the Garden of Stunt Queens. Everything has changed!
Meet actor type Peer Kusmagk and his girlfriend Isabella Recke (wreck is right). Don't ask me, I don't know who they are. Even if somebody tried to explain them to me using penis puppets (you know how my brain perks up at penis puppets), I still wouldn't know who these two are. But it doesn't matter. Everything I need to know about Peer and Isabella they eloquently communicated to me at some event in Berlin last night.
The two photographers there got up close and personal with Isabella's freckled and moly nalgitas every time she or Peer parted her sheer black curtains. You might be thinking that Isabella would've saved herself some time if she just left that dress on her bedroom floor and came to the party wearing only those black chonies. But that would've been tacky and that's something Isabella is not. A certain seductive mystique filled the air when Isabella exposed her ass cheeks the same way a patient lifts up his hospital gown right before getting a suppository from a nurse. This is performance art!! (It was also performance fart when Isabella flexed her ass cheeks a little too much.)
It was a long search, but finally the German Phoebe Price has been found!
Phoebe Price is having a tantrum at the moment: "WHY did I not think of that ensemble????"
Disgustingly non-elegant.
Her jaw is teutonically titanic.
I don't think the point is that her ass is flat, I think the point is YOU ARE AT A FANCY DO, PUT YOUR ASS AWAY, TRAMP!!
The guy won this year's German version of I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE and she is a nobody. She's a regular person so to say.
Okay, wow, that is the funniest thing ever. I mean I am sorry he said that to you. I have to steal this and find a way to humiliate someone of the male persuasion with "turd cutter". Beavis and Butthead is back on the air....this might explain some things.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:03pm.
OH and speaking of asses- This dumb fucking, crude asshole I encountered yesterday while Christmas shopping (YES, I AM one of THOSE people who gets a head start on shopping) approached me at a store and said, quote- "You have one fine turd cutter if I may tell you that"
WTF???? TURD CUTTER??? And they say all the good ones are taken!
*takes turd cutter to laundry room to get the mile high pile of clothes to fold*
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
her ass is wwaayy to flat to pull of that look..she needs a bondonadonk butt...her is too little and too flat...and her legs have no tone..thumbs down on that..but her face is gorge.
see this is why this kind of dress needs the fake tan and the fake hair and the fake boobs,
Her ass doesn't look strong enuff to cut turds.
Just sayin'
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Some real horrorshows showed up at the Twilight premiere. Strangely appropriate.
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Oh Honey- I do not know who the hell you are, but you need either to cover that saggy ass or start engaging in some form of exercise if you insist on showing it off.
I don't know who these people are and I don't want to know. Eurotrash
That looks like one hell of an annoying wedgie.
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Put your flat, flabby, freckled ass away, whore. Bitches need to learn that just because you're a size 4, that does not mean you're in shape. I guarantee this ho never saw a squat or a lunge in her life.
i can smell the stank from both of these "things"...who ok'd that ass out look? it's not ok with me....and the dude look musty too...ick...
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Lopsided comparison to Price. While he is basically no one, she is in fact the daughter of some Schnickel Von Schnickelfritz german bankers dynasty, worth an upper two figure millions.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Struttin' that pancake ass!
I bet a milli, neither of them bathed before putting on their outfits. Sorry, you both look stank. Not everyone can carry that unwashed, humanitarian look like brad pitt.
Has anyone warned MK and this Kraut knock-off that Phoebe will cut a bitch for publicity? Live in fear, bitches.
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Ugly flat man-ass
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LOOKIT MAH BUTT DUH HUH HUH HUH HUH URRRR.
She certainly doesn't have a perfect karate ass (unlike SOME people), that's for sure.
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Hotpocket, and Becky lol
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
PSL, Rose had a great body too! IMO
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Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:06pm.
At least the half nude butt distracts from her face.
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That ass needs a bra and the face needs a mask.
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She's a triple bagger - one for the head, and one for each cheek.
They are all Rose McGowan wannabes.....no one did the tacky like her MTV awards dress when she was with Marilyn Manson.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:06pm.
At least the half nude butt distracts from her face.
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That ass needs a bra and the face needs a mask.
Holy cow Mani, that looks like Marilyn Manson on a good day :)
I'm going by the legs.
Those are guys legs. And the shoes, those are pretty large
Not that I care, but if you are going to show your ass...go all the way with it.
I guess some people will do anything to get noticed.
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There was an actress years ago who did something like this.
She's got great hair though.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
At least the half nude butt distracts from her face.
Well, I suppose if every other effort to get attention fails, you can always expose your ass on the red carpet to get your photo in a couple of headlines...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:03pm.
OH and speaking of asses- This dumb fucking, crude asshole I encountered yesterday while Christmas shopping (YES, I AM one of THOSE people who gets a head start on shopping) approached me at a store and said, quote- "You have one fine turd cutter if I may tell you that"
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Holy shit. "Turd cutter?" Love it. What a set of brass cojones on that guy!
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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 10:31pm.
OK Jintess...so I googled Recke...is this the same person?
http://nemisx.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/neuneu.jpg
weerk it girl. strike a pose. high fassshuuunnn!!! gimme couture, edgy, fierce, own that shit.
wow she is such a delicate flower, demure, and the understated elegance should be a lesson to all the hollywood bitches,
You guys I'm serious.
That's a dude.
Look at thumb 5 and tell me it's not a fella wearing a thong.
Classy. I love it. She could stand to do some squats and lunges. Squats and lunges, girl! Then bare your ass on the red carpet like a real champion!!
Never mind that set-of-bagpipes ass; the face is no masterpiece, either. This whore has nothing much to recommend her, and her manperson is a greasy failure. I hope they made the most of their Night That They Felt Important That One Time.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
Funny how some celebrity types don't know the difference between sophisticated and fucking stupid.
Gross. Next. She looks ridiculous. Ugly ass ass ugly legs.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:29pm.
Tooms is perfect for lizard face! Mulder and Scully could make another movie just about them!
Two painfully "uncool" people desperately trying to project "cool".
Looks like a tepid attempt at a BDSM relationship.
Yawn.
uhrg i hate this guy. he's one of the worst german tv people and i must know cause i am from there. bizarre this guy made it onto dlisted.
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i am a sad dinosaur.
uhrg i hate this guy. he's one of the worst german tv people and i must know cause i am from there. bizarre this guy made it onto dlisted.
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i am a sad dinosaur.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:14pm.
Ass curtains...at least her chesticles were covered!
She kinda has Lohan butt. IMO
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Hahahaha! Bet Doug Hutchinson is kicking himself for not having done that to his skank glazed lizard while at the pumpkin patch. But then again...they thought about "the children" so he kept her beef curtain exposure to a minimum! Idiot!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Why is she wearing meemaw shoes with that dress? If you're gonna go ass out go all the way and do sky high stillettos. Either commit to the look or stop playin'.
Yes ladies, be envious that I can attract the likes of a man who thinks "turd cutter" is as eloquent as the words Shakespeares Romeo used to woo Juliette!
Yessiree, when things like that happen, I realize how magnetic to men I am!
*throws self in oven, throws up temp to "Cremate".*
Lol at turd cutters...I have heard that one before but for someone to just come up to you and say that! Crap snappers maybe!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 6:56pm.
Oh, fuck...glad those were the only "curtains" he parted in full view of photographers. Yeah, me said it!!
Ass curtains...at least her chesticles were covered!
She kinda has Lohan butt. IMO
Going by the ass i'm going to guess this is Stoney :p
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